Chapter 293 If nothing else happens, the unexpected is coming
After sitting there all night, Li Cang's mentality was still explosive.
Since my debut, I have never made a loss in anything I do!
This was the first time in history that Timi was beaten like a punching bag. With each blow of the ax, Timi was almost chopped into dumpling fillings. The most outrageous thing was that the old boy patted his butt and praised a good job. I threw down a dollar and burped happily
One dollar!
Okay, in fact, there are even more outrageous things. After 10 daily boats recalled two empty islands, Xiaobi Zaizi performed an autopsy on Boss Hu——
That earth-shattering power does not belong to Boss Hu himself. The source is the confession of his MLM-type people-robbing and robbery team.
Therefore, in essence, Boss Hu is still an ordinary person, without any value, and even more ugly than an ugly walking corpse.
Can't understand.
Unacceptable.
My sister can’t stand it!
split!
"I fucking can't bear this grievance" I clapped my hands and stood up, "It's simply a shame in life!"
The eyes of everyone in the room were all focused on Li Cang.
The young teacher Tony behind him was full of confusion, fear, despair, and grievance. His small eyes were full of big kaleidoscopes. In short, he was very complicated.
"Gui, distinguished guest," little teacher Tony's tone was as straightforward as if he had accepted his fate, and the clipper in his hand was trembling crazily, "Why don't you just push it, this hair is hopeless."
Li Cang was stunned.
Look back.
Lower your head.
"That lock of hair on the ground?"
"Yes, it's yours."
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Li Leisi and Lao Wang Kukuku laughed so hard that they slid off their chairs, climbed up shakily, only to slip down again.
Li Cang snatched the clippers from little teacher Tony's hand, looked in the mirror with a ferocious face and scolded - with one move, he shaved off Lao Wang's bald head.
"If you want wealth and honor, you will love each other."
Lao Wang was so stupid.
"I%￥#@"
Getting a haircut always feels relaxing.
In particular, the one with an irregular shaved head and a bald head is very clean and refreshing.
"Young lady, you are so bald," Lao Wang touched the shiny bald gourd, "So why do you still have an inch of hair left, but I am bald?"
"Teacher Tony reacts quickly, but I strike hard and fast."
"Grass!"
Lao Wang kept mumbling all the way, saying that he would pray for a reissue when he returned to the island.
When men say haircuts, women can only call them hair. A haircut only takes ten minutes and half an hour. How about doing hair?
Li Laisi is now wearing a head of pigtails with burgundy highlights and each bundle is as thin as a knitting needle. She has an astonishing amount of hair. Who knows how many bundles there are. In short, the stylist brought four The five female assistants worked for more than three hours, and in the end their hands cramped.
"This way, let's go to another island," the pudgy elder smiled mischievously at Lao Wang, "It's already been arranged!" There is nothing in the world that a barbecue can't solve. If so, I suggest you be like Li Like Cang, give me two more bottles of Big Green Stick. If you can’t solve the problem, then solve the problem for the person who caused the problem.
For the first time, Comrade drank two bottles and still hasn’t poured them down——
"Drinking makes me sad and makes me sad even more!"
"The world is not worth it!"
"Hiccup~This chicken is cooked well by the lamp~"
It is said that the quality of wine is the quality of one's character, but no one wants to deal with a maniac who drinks Mengzi wine.
This barbecue food stall is located on an independent island. The island is very small and belongs to the owner. There is only one restaurant on the entire island.
The signature grilled items are chicken lantern, deer penis and rabbit waist, which are dry, spicy and spicy. The skewers are full of wine but the whole box is served.
At Lao Wang's strong request, Li Cang and his empty island stopped at the edge of the island, and the table moved to the edge of his own island.
In the distance, the floating island with scattered lights hung all over the sky. Tai Xiaoyi sat leaning against Lao Wang, looking at the noisy diners on the island close at hand, smelling the hot cumin and chili smell from the charcoal fire. , I was so moved that I was so moved that I wanted to give him my heart.
In a sense, Lao Wang is very good at it.
As everyone knows.
"Let's go, let's start another stall!" said the pudgy elder, putting their arms around each other. "A thousand cups of wine is too little when you meet a close friend. The next show will be the next show. We agreed to tell us about the dangers on the track. Can you?" You can’t break your promise!”
Then, the fat elder's expression became a little embarrassed.
"Oh, brother Zhong, your island is too big. We can't enter such a big island where we want to go. How about we feel aggrieved and go there in a night boat?"
"Forget it, my little lady can't leave the island."
It's hard to refuse the kindness when you come and go.
Tai Xiaoyi didn't realize the seriousness of the problem at all, she just felt that she couldn't delay the man's business.
"Go ahead," she whispered to Lao Wang, "Zhong, drinking is drinking, but you still have to be careful. After all, people's hearts are separated from each other."
Aren't people's hearts separated from each other? Li Laixi rolled her eyes and cursed.
Leopard owes the little lady, this fat guy and another fat guy said that they found a group of very skilled little sisters to play in the canyon. I tried, but I couldn't refuse at all.
As a result, a group of people scrambled to get a drunk guy into a night boat, while he was howling "When you are drunk, you don't know the sky is in the water, and the bed is full of clear dreams, like the stars, bed~" Run away in a hurry.
For a few days, Lao Wang transformed into the Happy King, living happily and carefree. It can be described as the Tomb of Heroes of Wenwen Township, and he would be buried here even if he died. Li Laisi was even more exaggerated, and the young lady who accompanied her in the black game changed a few times. After ten batches, this girl with strong faith has developed to the point where she has to commit suicide every day to apologize and recover.
Very good, both humans and ghosts are showing
These two fools let themselves go as if they were possessed by evil spirits, which gave Li Cang a frightening and ominous feeling.
He doesn’t understand the end of the world, but he understands Lao Wang!
The inexplicable luck that the dog says
"emmmm," Li Cang thought thoughtfully and beeped softly, "If nothing else happens, the accident will come soon."
There are a total of seven to eight thousand people, and various entertainment industries are a hundred times more developed than the base. All the positions these two guys want are available here. It does not count the parking time, and there are no derailment sanctions. You can get all the good things together. Already?
Something's wrong!
This is definitely the time for something to happen!
Premonitions that come on a whim are very inexplicable, but sometimes they are really clever.
"Hey, hey, can you please finish this round? Please, just one round. I, Li Lei, respect my opponents and never abandon my teammates. Please let me go. Try touching me -"
"Don't mention it, Teacher Cang, I can still make them talk in a cliché. I will say what I need to say, and I won't even dare to say what I shouldn't say!
"Just one night, can you stay another night? I still have a set of cupping, detoxification and essential oil health care for my kidneys. I have made an appointment and paid for it."
"Well, fish spa, why don't we take a bath and rub it in the mud? I heard that there is a hot spring on that big island. What is the world like these days? Hot springs, how rare they are! Think about it!"
"Huh?" Li Cang gave up thinking, "Hot spring? Take a bath?"
No northerner can resist the temptation of taking a bath!
No!
(End of chapter)