Chapter 338 Who is more beautiful, me or my little aunt?
The cabin door opened, and panic was written inside and outside the door.
Li Cang: That shouldn’t be the case. I’ve never seen any big scenes in Timi. I’ve already seen everything that should be seen and shouldn’t be seen. Why are you panicking?
Li Laisi: Who am I, where am I, should I sit or lie down, forget it, turn off the damn automatic defense mechanism first.
Her nerves were extremely tense, mainly because she was afraid that her instincts from years of martial arts training would accidentally subdue Li Cang again. The first time might be an accident, but the second time she really couldn't make up a suitable reason.
"Looking for a long time?"
"An hour or two. Oh no. You woke up just after I put you on the bed. You are as heavy as a dead pig if you drink too much"
Li Cang rolled his eyes.
I walked in the door swaying and smelling of alcohol, and couldn't sit still.
"???"
Why did he lie down!
Why did you just lie down?
This is my bed!
Then me
Should I just take off my clothes
Oh, you should close the door first!
"Click."
The hatch is locked.
She was already dizzy. When she closed the door, she realized that the atmosphere suddenly changed. It was not only awkward but weird!
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Li Cang hesitated to speak.
After struggling for a long time, I finally managed to get up and sit firmly leaning on the head of the bed.
This really doesn’t mean taking advantage of someone’s danger, and it certainly doesn’t mean taking advantage of someone’s situation and taking advantage of it
The main thing is that if Li Cang doesn't follow him quickly today, when Dalei Zi comes to his senses tomorrow, he is afraid that he will either die of old age and not have any contact with each other, or he will write the previous sentence on his epitaph.
Is there any man left to take on the role?
Everyone is here
Li Cang began to organize his language.
Alcohol on the head is no worse than soaking the head in formalin, but his brain is really unable to move.
"I"
"Auntie is beautiful?"
"Huh??"
This question that struck straight to the soul, Li Cang didn't even have time to think about how she knew, and his heart was so cold.
No wonder I locked the door. Is my life finally going to use the foul word "come to an abrupt end"?
Li Laisi has a good drinking capacity, but she really drank a lot today. After holding in her words for a long time, she blurted out uncontrollably.
She immediately regretted it!
The two villains had already made a fool of themselves in Li Laixi's heart. The villain who represented "mother's teachings" pinned the "girl's reserve and arrogance" to the ground and beat her.
"Are you serious? Such words? At this time?"
"How do I usually educate you? Let's settle the accounts after the fall! You have a demi-human physique and you know how to pay in installments, but you are stupid at this time?"
"What should I do? You have the nerve to ask me what to do! It's hopeless! Carry the next one away!"
The intracranial struggle cannot be converted into off-site help. At this time, if I send a message to my biological mother, she will probably only give unconstructive suggestions such as "backhand him on the bed".
Alas, my biological mother is really useful, he even lay down on it by himself!
Ball sack, emmm
Li Cang saw that the girl's eyes were getting more and more dangerous, and he coughed lightly.
"Well, this is what happened to her"
"I don't want to hear it!" Li Laixi said bravely, "If you choose her, you won't choose me?"
"Ahem, you were still 'dead' at that time."
"Let go. You, you, you chased me when you were a child. Why are you like this?"
"Remind me, we were only 6 years old at that time? 7 years old?"
"What's wrong with being 7 years old? You kissed me! Still sticking out your tongue!"
"I%￥#"
Li Cang was torn apart, unable to explain.
The world is so wonderful, there are some things that cannot be said, otherwise it will be life-threatening at best, or flee the earth overnight.
"You, you, you, didn't you say you agreed?"
"You're sticking your tongue out. How can I agree? Do you want to slap your ears to show that I'm happy?" "That's not what you said at the time."
"Hmph!"
In a confined space, with only one man and one woman alone, it is also a unique ability to develop a meeting that rubs salt into the wound.
However, the effect is obviously very positive, and the two people's nerves are not so tense, at least it will not develop into a blood-spattered situation like Li Cang feared.
He was leaning on the head of the bed drunkenly, with Li Laisi leaning on the other side with her long legs, accusing each other of exposing dirty facts.
Yes, that’s right, the adult world is so complicated and absurd.
Just like the girl you like likes rice-flavored shrimp crackers and carries a bag in her bag wherever she goes, so you buy her whole boxes. The girl shyly says you are so considerate, but how do you know she really likes shrimps? bars instead of the bag of popping candies inside?
"Later, when you were thirteen, you used your brain again!"
"My mother's trick, my mother can't wait to sell you to me," Li Cang said happily, "When you went back to the second or third stage of treatment, my mother even prepared a baseball bat to knock you out. , if I hadn’t stopped her, she would have added some ingredients to your bowl~”
Li Leisi rolled her eyes wildly.
You don't need to think about it to know it's true. This is Rao Qifang's style.
"I regard you as my brother, but you want to sleep with me?"
"Brother, don't laugh at me. Let's talk to each other. Besides, I don't mind a centimeter or a kilogram of you~"
"You are looking for death!"
"Bite me?"
"Hiss, you really bite"
"Yeah!"
"You stuck out your tongue!"
"Hmm"
He's confident, but he's really soft.
By the way, isn't the main component of the bear called fat? How can it be so strong? It's all out of the earth's gravity, right?
"Do you think I'm not as soft as her?!"
"Don't get distracted while you're on business"
"Then hurry up."
"What's this word-" Li Cang had a particularly delicate little thing between his fingers, "Hey, how can you be so showy?
"gunna!"
Youth and love never grow old, even if they lose the fresh clothes of the angry horse, they will overcome thorns and thorns.
"It's done!"
Master Wang waited and waited outside the cabin, but no one came out for more than an hour.
“Damn, it’s really happened, good gay friends finally got married!”
He clenched his fist fiercely and commanded loudly and domineeringly.
"You, guard over there! Go over there!"
"Miss Qiu, go to the corridor and I can't control you. Have you ever seen your stepmother and biological father get angry when they get up? It would be nice if someone disturbed them."
That night.
Area D on the 33rd floor experienced a very complete blockade. The corpse brother, corpse sister, and Miss Qiu frightened the children who passed by in the early morning. They thought something big had happened. Zhao Xiaoshuang and Yang Yang came running over shouting: < br>
"What's wrong, what happened!"
"I'm afraid some blind little bastard will miss my big deal," Lao Wang waved his hand, "For this day, Wang has been strategizing for twenty years, and finally~"
Master Wang even moved himself to tears.
Right!
This is right!
This is worthy of the countless hearts I have broken over the past twenty years!
Zhao Xiaoshuang and Yang Yang looked at each other in confusion. Why is this man so babbling?
Forget it, that’s not what we came for anyway.
"Well, Brother Wang," Yang Yang scratched his head and said, "We are in some trouble. This has never happened on the ship before. We don't know what to do, so we want to ask you for advice."
(End of chapter)