Chapter 502 The Road of the King’s Post Master
"Oh, since when have you discussed things with us? Who dares to teach you how to do things?"
Li Laixi was too lazy to respond and didn't care.
Bored, he threw the steel needles, which were five inches long and not much thicker than a hair, towards a boulder. The steel needles came into contact with the hard yellow granite, and they penetrated directly without even seeing a spark, and then " A crisp sound.
After a few stitches, the boulder, which was as big as Lao Wang, shattered to pieces.
“Whew~”
Li Laisi, the gangster, blew the whistle loudly and looked very happy. She praised her without hesitation: "You guys have so many tricks up your sleeves. You can't think of such a damaged hidden weapon!"
Li Cang was so angry that he looked up. If you think it's shady, don't smile so brightly.
This thing is actually an upgraded version of the alienated alloy darts that Li Laixi used before. It uses alienated bone fragments of the third-order sickle hand. It is incredibly strong. It costs 137 coins each. I prayed for 30 of them. In theory, it can be recycled and reused. , overall five inches long, three hairs thick, hitting the eye The needle body automatically bent into a sickle shape, and 600 to 700 1-inch-long barbs popped up all over the body. It was definitely more than a little bit vicious - this thing, let alone a human being, would sting a person and even a walking corpse would be unbearable. , a slightly fragile one will even be cut in half by the automatic bending!
emmm, by the way, Li Lai Lai has packed hundreds of kilograms of this mess of concealed weapons, hiding a little here and there, and the rest is packed and placed in Miss Qiu's armor for emergencies. .
All in all, all in all, I, Mr. Li, am at most an arms dealer, so how can I have any bad intentions? The really bad ones would have to be you guys who shoot the guns~
"Don't you think it's too quiet here?" Lao Wang came out of nowhere, "I have-"
"氵gon!"
"Okay." Lao Wang held up his mobile phone with a playful smile and beeped while recording: "Why don't you come and take a look? It's so spectacular. The four of us will probably be called living co-workers in the future!"
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"Hey, Dalei, you must have forgotten. What did you see when you went for a ride last night?"
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Yes, a mountain!
Or an endless mountain range
Li Cang started to feel dizzy when he saw the clouds gathering on the mountainside: "Are you fucking crazy, just waiting to be hit??"
"Tsk!" Lao Wang continued to smile playfully, "Either you say you care or you will be confused. Teacher Cang, tsk tsk, you say no, but in your heart you really care about your law of inevitability, right?"
Tai Xiaoyi said weakly: "According to the measurements taken by the clock, the length of this cross-cutting mountain range is 776 kilometers. Our speed is 11 kilometers per hour and we have less than 23 hours to derail. We are going to hit it no matter what."
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What a last hit! A critical hit on the back!
"So what are you doing?"
"Take photos and videos and live broadcast the whole collision process on the forum~" Lao Wang said happily, "Teacher Cang, how long have you not read the forum? In my post, the bet for you to hit the magic spell has been set to 1:167. The national football team has never enjoyed this kind of treatment! Come on, be happy, and join us in this great event~"
Li Cang took off his belt with a sullen face——
"I will deal with you severely today!"
Seeing that Li Cang was waving his belt, Lao Wang didn't panic at all. He held up his mobile phone to find a good angle so that he and Li Cang were in the same frame. He ran wildly while making a coy gesture: "Hey, hey, I hate it. The Lun family hasn't taken a shower yet. At least take a shower." I’ll do it after taking a shower”
"I'll do it to your grandma! When the father saw that his son was still alive, he pulled out seven wolves, evil beasts, and killed them for me!"
However.
I saw Master Wang staggering with "panic on his face", and "falling" to the ground in a posture that would make those bloody urban fantasy fairy love drama directors die suddenly on the spot.
Emmm, he even wished to add Wia slow motion to his fall!
"Hey, I can't run away~" Lao Wang pinched his crotch in a coquettish way, and turned his head to the sky, "Sir, even though I am the only beautiful flower in a radius of 776 kilometers, Please don’t pity Nunu~”
End the recording, pray for uploading, and it’s all done in one go!
Lao Wang rolled up from the ground like a lazy donkey, shouting crazily:
"It's worth it. I'm acting with my life. I'm so dedicated. It's hard to tolerate Wang's disobedience!"
"Teacher Cang, let me interview you. How do you feel about your first video appearance?"
"Wow ka ka ka~"
Li Cang almost stepped on his horse and vomited blood!
Click on Lao Wang's post and take a look - once this video of less than 15 seconds was uploaded, it already racked up 360,000 views in just 10 seconds!
[I knock, what do I see? 】
[Jealousy has changed me beyond recognition. Let go of Master Wang and let me come! ! 】
[Y1S1, Master Wang’s Hunyuan muscles are still great, so tasty.] [Ahhh! My girlish heart! Teacher Cang has a prosperous and beautiful life! Teacher Cang YYDS! 】
【This is so loving】
【I really admire their mentality】
[Master Wang is committing suicide, I bet 50 cents that there will be no next video]
[Walking Corpse: When we rushed to the scene, all we had left was this mobile phone, and we didn’t even have anything to eat]
[By the way, why doesn’t Teacher Cang open a post? 】
[Billion Zhenzhen: No thanks for 7.3 seconds, the legendary Big Leizi and Little Miss will appear! ! ! 】
[Holy crap, it’s only less than 0.05 seconds, and the camera is still shaking so much. Only those of you who have read countless pictures can notice it]
[I have a new one here. I just crawled over from another orbit boss’s post. The boss is being ravaged by more than 7,000 walking corpses on the island. What’s going on here? He’s about to be hit. Are you still thinking of making a joke for us? Just kidding.xswl】
[This post is not recommended for newcomers to watch, as it will have a strong impact on your outlook on life]
[Yes, last time there was a guy who thought he was good again when he saw the fourth update. He formed a team and shouted about the speed pass line. It only took 3 days for me to see his name and it was grayed out]
[Sunset over the Long River: This land is so beautiful, I’m so greedy. I chased a prodigal woman for three days and didn’t even get a bite of meat]
【Am I pretty? Look at what kind of life others live, what kind of life we live】
【Is this the world of bosses, I admire you】
[By the way, where did the ruler of this forum go? Continue to change the rules and exploit bugs. When will the live broadcast function be added to the forum? Thank you for your eight generations of ancestors! 】
[Master Wang, you are such a mean person every day. You can’t go on like this. You have to spread positive energy. I want to share with you a live broadcast of Mr. Ercang’s airdrop battle. I was only in Santa Catana that time. I have seen a photo in a chicken post, and I feel sorry for the poster. It is said that he is a big-time soldier at the base. One photo can be exchanged for 200,000 clicks, and I will lose my pants.]
[↑, where is the post? Let’s talk about the keywords. Don’t eat alone! 】
[Wait a minute? What the hell is airdrop? 】
[Search keywords]
【Copper Ball】
【+1】
【Good people have a safe life】
The United Front Work Department of China’s 7th Disaster Resistance Base gave a thumbs up.
China’s No. 3 Disaster Relief Base gave a thumbs up.
The Outreach and Resettlement Department of China’s 94th Disaster Resistance Base gave a thumbs up.
China No.
"The surname is Wang!" Li Cang said every word in an incompetent rage, "You are gone!"
"It's yours, and the profit from the post will be transferred to you immediately~" Lao Wang said firmly with a holy light on his face, "I asked the little coin boy to calculate the growth pattern of posts and clicks in the past month. According to the current trend, I can at least make a profit today. 4000 coins!”
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(End of chapter)