Chapter 536 Li Cang: Aba Aba
"Don't worry about those details!" Lao Wang said nonsense seriously, "Brother, where are you going to work today?"
emmm, men, or a large part of men, the way to "deal with" problems is not limited to the problem itself. The cute little lady actually secretly sent a message to Lao Wang hoping that he could give Li Cang some advice. Little did he know that this matter was not at all Not even mentioned!
"Go to Uncle Hei's market to buy a small shark and then go back to our mother's place? Aunt Kong doesn't seem to have a banquet to arrange today. Last time Aunt Kong said she would make me gold jade bones, which sounded great."
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Lao Wang glanced around with his stern eyebrows, as if to determine whether there was a mole: "Look at your potential! How can I say that you don't like to see good things that are suitable for both refined and popular people, young and old?"
"What do you mean you have a mouth?"
“It’s well-known by everyone!”
"Fuck you," Li Cang said directly, "I don't want to deal with Cadillac soliciting customers, you can enjoy it by yourself."
"Then what are you doing, killing people in your dreams?"
"'I love killing people in my dreams.' Do you really know who said this?" Li Cang was surprised, "You can eat randomly, but you can say random words."
Lao Wang always has an idea when it comes to this kind of thing: "Could it be that he is also the one who continues playing music and then dancing!"
"bushi——"
"Look at this, what a coincidence! Therefore, the mighty ones from ancient times must have something in common, and they have the same hobbies as ours. Boss Cao conquered Wuhuan, defeated him in formation, and surrendered 200,000, 200,000. , the following year I have two questions about whether I can seize control of the Central Plains when I go south. These two hundred thousand women and children will be enough to choose concubines!”
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Li Cang was stunned, and for a moment he didn't know which part to complain about first. As a result, an Escalade screeched to a stop next to the two of them, and the back door opened automatically.
Why does this scene look familiar?
Kidnapping coming?
Just listen to the strange old Wang yelling,
"Let's go~"
Seeing the opportunity, he pushed Li Cang into the car door. The driver in front showed Lao Wang a flattering smile.
"Boss, it's slow today. I've been waiting for you for a long time. Are you still making the same arrangements?"
"Drive, drive! What are you talking about!!" Lao Wang tried his best to push Li Cang away, "gogogo! I don't have any eyesight! Didn't you see that there are distinguished guests today!"
The middle-aged driver rubbed the floor oil and could smell the burnt tires through the car window. While turning the steering wheel and changing the speed and changing lanes, he still had time to look back at the two people in the back seat. As he looked around, the driver suddenly became excited. I was trembling: "This, this, this, is it Teacher Cang? It's Teacher Cang! A living Teacher Cang??"
"What do you think!"
The middle-aged driver grabbed the walkie-talkie and spat wildly.
"Protect, protect!"
"Do you know who is sitting in my car?"
"Teacher Cang! It's Teacher Cang, hahaha! Teacher Cang is going to take care of our business, hahaha!"
The electricity in the walkie-talkie buzzed lonelyly, and then suddenly burst out countless random sounds.
"Fuck! Where are you?"
"We must protect you! Wait, the convoy will be here soon!"
"You, don't grab it"
Suddenly a female voice came up: "Really? Don't lie to me. I'm telling you! Otherwise, you'll get the best of you! Little bitches! Don't say I don't take care of you! Didn't you just scream for Brother Wang to take care of you?" Teacher Cang is coming to our house! Do you want to take a leave of absence? Show me your best! What is the slogan of our Yuhuangtian group? br>
"Go in upright and go out horizontally! Come in upright and go out lying down!"
In less than three minutes, twenty or thirty Escalades of the same model appeared outside the car window with ambiguous pink lights and a conspicuous banner of "White Bathing Beijing" pictures of beauties taking a bath. They quickly merged into the traffic flow to form a convoy, and for a while they were lined up in N lines. They formed a B-shape for a while, and used external speakers to play loud music. They were so majestic that passers-by looked at them sideways.
Li Cang: "Don't fucking stop me! I'm gonna jump out of the car! I can't afford to throw this guy away!" It's impossible to jump out of a car. The more fierce the resistance, the stronger the suppression. Lao Wang started the bravest fight in his life. The pattern is almost to use Yang Shou to bind Li Cang.
"Goose goose!" the middle-aged driver braked, "Boss, we're here!"
A splendid building, in front of which is a huge fountain with pink lights, covering an area of at least several hundred square meters. Hundreds of girls are standing densely on both sides of the curved entrance driveway, looking at a field of white flowers.
Well, they also waved colorful flowers and screamed, just like a fan meeting bought by TM.
Li Cang seemed dead, like a walking corpse being dragged out of the car by Lao Wang: "Hahaha, let's go~"
Wherever the two of them went, the girls followed them with their side-side blessings and uniform "Welcome, boss".
"Ah, I'm dead. This is Teacher Cang. He's so handsome!"
"Oh my god, look at him, look at him quickly, his waist is so sexy!"
"If only I could touch it, hold it up, and suck it off"
"Landering Hoof, how do you want to help me?"
"Of course, I'm going to deal with some personal issues. We'll talk later."
"My dear, I suggest you use wet wipes. Wiping with tissue paper will make it sticky!"
"Hehe~"
Lao Wang felt like he had returned to his own home:
"Hey, Sister Xiaojing, is she wearing a bohemian style today?"
“Shanshan is more beautiful without makeup!”
"Hey, if you want to say spelling, it's better to say it's our Yanzi's spelling. You can put pictures and mosaics on your body and turn text *****, but you can't poke it. You're so wise~"
The orioles and swallows are everywhere, and the soft words are warm and fragrant, and they are full of anger.
The four eldest sisters with the thickest fabric on their bodies stepped forward and exchanged greetings with Lao Wang for a while. Then they heard Lao Wang say: "Choose? What pick? Do you know what unlimited stamina is? My brother must fight in all directions at night and across the world. Ah! No reservations, no crowds! Just find the biggest pool! Please line up the powerful and skilled sisters and send them in! All the expenses will be paid by Wang Gongzi! Those who show up will be rewarded!”
A swaying willow nest exploded in the wind, surrounding the two of them.
"Wow~"
"Excellent skills? Sisters never know what skills can beat the boss. They are all soft~"
"Me me me!"
"What are you, look at your little arms and legs, how many times can you take them?"
"Sister, what do you know? My sister, I have been practicing yoga all year round. I can exert strength without any blind spots in any posture or state. I am still thin, and I show it off~"
"I, I, I, I'm so strong! Boss, look at my sister's erector spinae, gluteus maximus, piriformis, and vest line and chest muscles!"
"Go, go, go!" Lao Wang scolded with a smile: "The most important thing for a person is to have self-awareness, you know? Once upon a time, the ocean was too difficult for water, you know? Why don't you show off your little bean bag in front of our teacher Cang, blah~"
"I hate it!"
"The same rice can feed hundreds of people, and the milk powder is divided into Yingshi, Wyeth, Feihe, Lanzhen and Synbiotics. Do we sisters want something that feels good?"
"That's right, Brother Wang knows how to slander others, hum!"
Li Cang: Aba Aba.
He, a patient with mild social fear, finally got chemotherapy, and everything was wrong here!
(End of chapter)