Chapter 544 Gradually Distorted
"About a few hours, um, it could be a few days. Someone will tell you that after you come in, you must not speak. No matter who you see me talking to, just kill the thing that speaks out!" Xiahou Haiwei said. : "Do you have a weapon, a super fierce one!"
When Teacher Cang took out the big magic wand, Xiahou Haiwei's eyes widened.
"I said, I seem to understand why your evil spirit is so strong, mother!"
"The last time I saw this kind of operation, Xia Yilin's little brat was a naughty kid with a runny nose and wearing crotchless pants. I watched an old cartoon with him. Well, later on, there was a Chinese movie that also had this in it!"
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"Brother, how did you take it out? Is it surgery?"
“Awesome, awesome!”
Then Li Cang was "politely" invited out with a confused look on his face, and was sent directly outside the "bombing circle" drawn by Xiahou Haiwei.
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"Perhaps I didn't hear clearly," Lao Wang repeated with a pained expression: "Do you mean that you just 'invited' the only person capable of solving this matter out?"
"Hmm, do you think sharks will hunt in killer whales' playgrounds?"
"So Teacher Cang is a killer whale and that thing is a shark?" Lao Wang pinched his chin with disdain, "Good guy, if we work together, we will all become small fish and shrimps~"
There are so many things that Lao Wang is afraid of, ranging from walking corpses that can cause the uncanny valley effect to rats and caterpillars. He seems to be afraid of everything, but the more he is, the more he has his own Paranoia, for example, it is really difficult for him to be afraid of a lump of air.
"It can only be regarded as bait at most, especially you. After all, you are a real cow and horse, and it belongs to the first-class rations."
Xiahou Haiwei is very stable now and doesn't mind making a little joke.
He gathered everyone in the house in the living room and said to Zhao Yang: "No matter what happens, don't let anyone run out, whether they are civilians or soldiers, otherwise you will wait for 'it' to have fun all over the base." Just follow the others and put out the fire, and remember to deal with it wisely!”
"Haha," Zhao Yang smiled, "Master, are you planning to pave the way for yourself?"
"If you fail this time, you may live, but I will definitely die."
Zhao Yang almost choked to death before he could take a breath, and his face turned blue and purple.
"Oh, I feel that the few department leaders who came with you are not very strong-willed. I suggest you shoot them on the spot to avoid causing trouble in the future~"
The master knew it as soon as he opened his mouth. The faces of Zhao Yang and the people around him were so unbearable that they wanted to degrade themselves after being ridiculed.
Zhao Yang gritted his teeth and asked the soldiers to control the whole place with guns.
"Death is equal to me, you, and everyone present. I don’t think I need to say more about this, right?"
In addition to Zhao Yang and his soldiers, there were also several department leaders, people who strayed in to watch the excitement, doctors, teachers, butchers, workers and workshop partners who were brought in to select concubines and kill animals. There were nearly a hundred people at the scene, and everyone's expressions were Different, everyone agrees that the feeling of Zhao Yang's speech is actually similar to "Let us Kangkang, which lucky criminal will be shot by me today."
"As one of the managers of the base, no matter what, I will not let anyone out of my control today. Think of your relatives and friends in the base!" Zhao Yang said with a serious face, "Humanity has experienced a catastrophe. , we have worked so hard to be reunited here. I don’t want to see anyone in the base die or be injured because of this, uh, bullshit situation, so”
What responded to Zhao Yang was the sound of the gun being loaded in the soldier's hand.
Many people looked helpless or dissatisfied, but they could only be obedient. After all, they had already expressed their attitude and were waiting for the lottery draw with everyone. What else was there to say?
Over there, Xiahou Haiwei began to instruct people to deal with the carefully selected animals, and brought them to the offering table dripping with blood - and then a hundred people were bathed in the misty cinnabar dust and fragrance, and the whole scene was filled with countless people. A great spring event for the strong and mature sheep.
stunned!
Blood, cinnabar, paper ashes and some suspicious smell of sheep heather make the whole scene look like a cult ceremony, which is extremely weird;
Moreover, Xiahou Haiwei was by his side the whole time "doing it" and reciting strange chants, extremely serious!
But the poor audience still feels like they are going blind. What the hell have we done wrong? Not only do we have to play Death Comes out of thin air, but we also have to suffer this kind of punishment!
"It's ridiculous." "Don't talk nonsense. It's true that those who don't know are fearless."
"That's right, young man, you need to be in awe. There are too many things in this world that we don't understand."
"Everyone, everyone." A trembling voice interrupted everyone's whispered discussion, "Yes, can you help me see what's wrong with them? They haven't moved against me for a long time, and there seems to be blood on my shoulders. Sticky liquid, I, I don’t dare.”
At this time, saying this kind of thing is probably as effective as a flash on your roommate’s screen when you turn off the lights and sleep.
There was a brief silence, and everyone dispersed with a loud scream.
"Ah! Don't come over!"
"What is that, have you seen it?"
"What's on that man's face!"
"Light, who touched the light switch!"
"He's dead! He's dead!"
"What happened."
The last person to speak was the person who "had been leaning on his shoulder for a long time." He woke up in a daze and wiped the saliva on his face.
A group of people hurriedly turned on the lights again, and found that the young man who had just said "ridiculous" was dead. His eyeballs were bloodshot, his pupils were dilated to the limit, his body was pale, and his mouth was so wide that the skin and muscles at the corners of his mouth were torn. Some, as if scared to death.
As for Lao Wang, Lao Wang's focus was obviously not on the fresh corpse. He said: "You are really talented in riding a horse! Can you fall asleep at this? I have been sleepy for a long time and I don't have the nerve to sleep!"
Everyone was speechless for a while.
Lao Wang played with the corpse casually: "Don't scream, shut up, it's just a dead person, what are you afraid of? I have seen more corpses than people in the base, what's so surprising?"
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Lao Wang didn't feel anything unusual just now.
To be honest, he actually suspected that it wasn't some god or ghost at all, but someone was playing tricks on them. This god's nagging style of behavior was exactly the same as that of the brainwashed members of his country.
"Master, what did you say?"
Xiahou Haiwei didn't respond at all. He was in a more advanced state of "spirited nagging". His eyes were straight, he was chanting mantras, his body was twisting in an extremely weird posture, and he was circling the altar and at the same time. The group of sheep who finished a round of loud applause walked around in a circle, and he was not wearing a "professional uniform", but a floating island chain miner's uniform with a number on it
For a while, the style of painting became even weirder and absurd, but it just didn't look scary when riding a horse!
"What should we do now?" Wu Yisong cried, feeling lost and confused, "Let's just wait like this?"
"Otherwise"
"Alas"
Bai Huazi was confused: "Why does this master suddenly look so smart? Just now I thought he was very, very powerful!"
"It's boring." Lao Wang concluded, "It's not exciting and there's nothing to watch. It's better to go to the haunted house to play. The fun today is in vain."
(End of chapter)