Chapter 633 The turning point of jumping into the pit
Wang, er, Grandpa Zhong firmly believes that people’s hatred of dogs is contagious. This old man who hates Father Zhong has spent his whole life trying his best to prevent Old Wang from being in contact with black people, but really speaking, Old Wang and Zhong Theoretically, dad’s relationship breakdown started with a few geese
Master Wang has a few big white geese with Grandpa Zhong that he almost grew up with. They have a very close relationship. They chase dogs and chase chickens into the pond to steal fish. When Lao Wang was about five or six years old, Zhong Grandpa suffered a serious illness and had to recall Father Zhong to take care of his country property and take care of his chubby grandson. Father Zhong’s original words were as follows: "This big goose has glue growing on its head. If you don’t eat pure food, It’s a waste of things, what’s the point of mourning, eat quickly, don’t wait for me to beat you up!”
Grandpa Zhong, who was discharged from the hospital, almost buried his father Zhong directly.
Since then, Lao Wang has never eaten domestic geese or kept anything of a pet nature.
"The family is unfortunate, and the dog father is not living up to expectations." Lao Wang sighed with bitterness and hatred, "Hey, you didn't laugh?"
The hatred between Zhao Xiaoshuang and Gu Mengxi was overflowing. Gu Mengxi said sharply: "It's not funny at all! My father-in-law is too much!"
"Poof~"
Lao Wang almost folded the bottom of the table for himself.
"Hey, hey, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. What's going on with the movie, you little girl?"
Everyone was speechless.
Zhao Xiaoshuang shuddered: "It's definitely a psychological shadow. When I was that old, my parents wouldn't let me see a dead goldfish at home. They would secretly take it downstairs and bury it."
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"It's not a psychological shadow." Lao Wang thought for a while and said seriously: "My dad, huh, he probably couldn't understand it in his dreams, and he might find it ridiculous. In short, since then, I have realized that this world You can't choose the rules. My father may be a great person, but some people can't be great because of it. Coupled with a series of bad things that happened later, our father and I finally gave up on Lao Zhong and broke up completely in the end. , old age and death without contact. ”
"A few geese, if they see a close relative by blood, they will be worthy of their hard work, so I'd better not kill a few of their compatriots"
When Lao Wang said the next sentence, his tone was already a bit more self-deprecating. Zhao Xiaoshuang and Gu Mengxi looked at him with a distressed expression.
"What a miserable childhood"
"It's not a psychological shadow!"
"Eat something, let's eat something," Lao Wang looked very uncomfortable, "Why are you bringing this up? Why are you always using me to adjust the atmosphere? Teacher Cang has more drama than me. Why don't you say anything?"
The other girls were very curious, but Li Leisi looked bored.
"Is there anything else I don't know about him?"
"Emmmmmm" Lao Wang fell into thinking, hesitated for a long time, and his eyes suddenly became sneaky: "Hey, don't say it, it seems to be true, dear Davarixi, don't you want to know why Suo Zhihua has such a deep love for Teacher Cang? ! ”
Li LeiSi:?
Li Cang:? ? ?
Damn it, where do I start talking about this? Timi, I don’t even know!
"The so-called love doesn't know where it started, and it goes deep." Lao Wang pondered: "This is obviously fart. Where can there be love and hate for no reason in the world? As far as I know, okay, cough, let's highlight the following, I will only say this once. Student Lasso has known you and Teacher Cang for a long time, but it prompted The turning point when she made up her mind to jump into the sinkhole with Teacher Cang was as absurd and unreasonable as my big goose incident. From then on, she changed from dark to bright and stopped pretending to show off! ""I remember it was junior high school, second grade! Right? The Education Bureau organized a joint performance once The event came and I can’t remember it clearly. Anyway, it was the kind where many schools were rehearsing a program together. A certain idiot reported to the class teacher in front of the dean that Teacher Cang played the harmonica so well that Teacher Cang was selected. , Suo Zhihui, a campus-level professional dance talent, is naturally free of charge. No, our No. 1 middle school, from the junior high school to the high school, is an iron-clad general middle school. It is not a key point and it is not a private school. It has no reputation. The students who were brought there were so crowded. Lasso’s temperament is so bad. He is basically the worst among girls.”
"Well, girls, you should know better than me. Anyway, no matter what you do or say, you have to step on the rope. I remember very clearly that it was those dead girls from No. 8 Middle School who took the lead. They pulled everything from Mozart to Beethoven. , from Shakespeare and Dante to Wolfgang Goethe, from Van Gogh to mustache , all kinds of artistic attainments, all kinds of superiority, and they are so serious, I was so fucking confused. I don’t know where a group of junior high school students got such a reserve of knowledge. At that moment, I really realized Considering the differences between people, schools are different”
"Then they somehow went off topic, saying that in modern society, rituals and music have collapsed and talents are withering. They really want to go back in time and marry talented people like Maupassant, Mozart, and Flaubert."
"Do you know what Teacher Cang said?" Lao Wang was beaming. "Teacher Cang said: You have great eyesight and you are really accurate in seeing people. These people all have syphilis. At least they will go up to the second stage, and you are also serious about popular science." The difference between clinical cure and real cure! Oh my God, you didn’t know the faces of those students, rehearsal teachers, and leaders of the Education Bureau at that time, goose goose, really, I have been referring to this joke for several years. ”
"Seize the bamboo shoots, you!" Li Leisi glanced at Li Cang angrily, "I didn't even know there was such a hero saving a beauty, no wonder Suo Zhihui. Humph"
"You don't know a lot," Lao Wang said: "You went abroad on the 11th and you know how to hammer. With our teacher Cang's appearance and temperament, this 40-pound weight is thick, big, black and... A bright spine, any young girl can refuse it? Let me tell you——"
Bang!
You said where is your horse? You said, crawl!
The six people were talking lively when the snake-skinned boy came back with a big white swan with its mouth tied and its head covered. After neatly taking the money and leaving, a young man with platinum-blond hair stood at the dining table following his departure. ：“@#￥%”
Li Laisi frowned: "What did you say?"
"Ailuropoda Melanoleuca Tartare!" The blond young man nodded and bowed: "Yes, you heard it right, that's it, the most luxurious and precious secret Tartar in the world. I know that Chinese people are the best. Foodies, you definitely don’t want to miss this kind of thing, right? I have many Chinese friends who have made reservations with me, but there is an old saying in China: The treasures of nature, materials and earth are those who are virtuous. I believe you will give me an offer that I can’t bear to refuse. The right price.”
"Is it alive?"
"Of course! In order to ensure freshness, we have been raising them with the best food and energy substrate. It will never take more than two hours from collecting the ingredients to serving them. It only takes 200 pieces. Uh." The blond young man blinked and suddenly felt The person in front of me looked uncomfortable, "I'm sorry, what's the problem? We can talk about the price."
"I will indeed give you a price you can't bear to refuse - that's your favorite big pussy!"
"Ah, they are killing people! The Chinese are killing people! Help! Help me!"
Even after the end of the world, such big scenes of beating people around like balls are rare. People in half the street turned their heads to look this way, with confused expressions on their faces.
"A fight started?"
"What's going on? Damn it, that person must be dead!"
"Where is the market law enforcement? Call someone quickly"
(End of chapter)