Chapter 655: That’s white hair and red eyes!
Really overwhelming!
It is said that a certain Mr. Herzog who did not want to be named once did a hardcore sex thing of jumping into a cactus bush wearing only a pair of underpants. Now Mr. Li Cang has experienced it personally. Considering this needle The size and strength of the thorns, and the sour feeling cannot be expressed in words——
Friends, have you ever seen a stickman?
If not, there are two ready-made ones in front of you, two very plump stick figures made of dry sticks, hedgehog versions.
Tai Xiaoyi looked worried, and Li Laisi laughed until she couldn't stand upright.
For ordinary people, a joke of this level is obviously too shocking and cannot even be called a joke. This timi is the murder of Chi Guoguo!
However, if the person involved is replaced by Mr. Li Cang, it can only be said that it is not very harmful and extremely insulting.
Half of the empty island was filled with this huge, collapsed cactus tree. The two stick figures Li Cang, Lao Wang, climbed out of the pile of cactus, looked at each other speechlessly, and sighed deeply.
"You first?"
"Okay, please be gentle with me. Hiss! Brother! Can you check 123 before you pull it out? Give me some time to mentally build up!"
"1——"
"Ouch!!!"
Li Cang had seen many cacti in the botanical garden before, such as the Wulun Pillar. It is said that it can grow to ten stories high and weigh dozens of tons, but the mountain of cactus in front of him is still too exaggerated.
Not counting its crushed foundation, the crown alone is already a genuine hill, with a height estimated to be at least seventy or eighty meters, and possibly more.
The tops of the clustered branches are blooming with gorgeous flowers of various colors, including red, white, yellow, purple, and blue. Some of the flowers under the calyx are still very green, while others are already very full and as big as a normal human face. It feels a bit like dragon fruit.
Li Cang and Lao Wang were pulling out thorns from each other. Tai Xiaoyi and Li Laixi were originally prepared to help, but when they saw the prickly pear cactus fruit in the valley, they immediately forgot about the two unlucky people.
"What a big fruit."
"Oh my god! Look, little lady, do you see it? The juice is oozing out, it's like honey! Oh, it smells so good and sweet!"
Li Leisi immediately regretted it!
嘤嘤嘤.
She shouldn't have teased Li Cang and Lao Wang. Wouldn't it be delicious to grow this thing on the island and eat fresh fruits every day? Now, let's just stop the garden.
Li LaiSi picked up a searchlight and looked down, and sure enough she saw the broken roots and the surface of the dome structure——
"Down below! Li Cang!! Hurry up, hurry up!!!"
"Thank you for your invitation. Didn't you see me pulling out the thorn?"
"You gave me a hard time!"
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Li Cang was still muttering when he led hundreds of doglegs to "find out the details". He clearly hadn't reached the center of the dome space before dark, so why was he suddenly about to leave? So this sand sea dome can also move on its own?
There are many huge tree-like cacti growing at the bottom of the dome, and Li Cang is digging two of them. Well, these are carefully selected by Li Lai Lai. They have the most fruits and the most beautiful shapes.
Although it is a bit wasteful to use seven or eight hundred doglegs to do this kind of thing, but.
Who can refuse Da Leizi to cosplay as a cosplayer with Zhuoxin Skadi? She is so good at it, she really understands me, and Timi has white hair and red eyes!
Time was tight and the task was heavy. Li Cang wanted to break a dog's leg into eight petals and use it. Finally, with the joint efforts of dozens of alloy chains and the giant Kun Kun's floating force field, he finally managed to get both cacti to the island, alone. Placed in an underground space, house number: Desert.
"220 tons!" Lao Wang couldn't stop sighing as he ate the cactus fruit: "Suck, it's sour and sweet. This is the most delicious fruit I've eaten in the past year. Suck, can you believe it?" A cactus can actually grow to weigh 220 tons! This would save us a few lifetimes before the disaster occurs!”
"What I can't believe even more is that the dead cactus was only given a cabbage price of 163 coins!" Li Cang made a disapproving face: "How big of a noise would it make if Timi threw 200 tons into the water? , How dare it, how can it be so embarrassed? ""Ah, yes, yes." Lao Wang said casually, "The mutton is ready, do you want the legs or the ribs?"
"I'll eat your head off!"
"Which one? How about I go take a shower directly?"
"Get out!!"
"The ribs are mine, haha~"
The four of them sat by the pond, enjoying the rare cool breeze, eating fruits, sheep belly meat, and roasted lamb with yellow mud. They squinted their eyes and waited for the sky island to sail out of the desert dome.
The lowest temperature even exceeds 40 degrees Celsius when there is no sunlight, let alone during the day. This place is simply a huge oven, and it is definitely not a place that serious people should stay.
Then, the four people were dumbfounded
There are no clouds in the sky, the moon is full of stars, and under the bright white stars and moon, there are similar dome structures of various sizes, like gray-yellow mushrooms, tall, short, fat, and thin. They are densely packed straight into the endless night sky, and there is no end in sight.
Fatty people are most afraid of heat, so Lao Wang scolded his mother on the spot:
"Holy shit. How much does that cost?"
"My personal suggestion is that young lady can dry some dried fish and meat while it's hot," Li Cang also said with a sad face, "You can get twice the result with half the effort."
No one will like this damn weather and this damn temperature, no one!
Even if there is central air conditioning, it will not work. Except for Li Lei, who is the main point of resurrection, even if Li Cang leaves the room for more than two hours during the day, he needs to knock a few legs to restore health, otherwise he will not be able to survive at all
The surface temperature is often 70+ and the ambient temperature is 50+, and the temperature is not the upper limit. It is simply torturing people!
"I also have a suggestion." Lao Wang said: "Seriously, how about we take turns, leaving one person to guard the empty island, and the replacement person returns to the base to escape the summer heat. What do you think, start voting, I agree!"
"Objection! You're being funny! How far is it and you didn't see it? There are so many monsters in this ghost place, what if"
"Agree!"
"I" Tai Xiaoyi looked at Li Cang very apologetically, "I agree."
Passed by a vote of three to one!
Li Laixi asked Li Cang to summon a bunch of dog legs and stuff them with things sealed in plastic films, euphemistically calling them luggage for summer vacation.
"Are you serious?"
"Hey, Teacher Cang, we just finished voting. Do you want to skip the vote?"
"@#￥%"
Li Cang himself hated this kind of environment. Although he felt that Lao Wang's idea was unreliable, after all, he could send back support at any time, so he did not continue to object. He just said helplessly: "There is really no need for everyone to stay here. For this crime, um, the young lady doesn’t have to be on duty, at least she can’t be here alone. The three of us are capable of saving our lives, but the young lady can’t. Okay, you can get out of here, I will guard the first shift.”
"Wuhu~I love you~Long live Teacher Cang~"
"Why don't we just work in pairs? It's really not possible to stay here alone," Li Lai Lei rolled her eyes and said, "Li Cang and I, you and the young lady?"
"hit!"
(End of chapter)