Chapter 741 Act
The village next to Yanchuan where Master Wang grew up has endless prairie as far as the eye can see. So isn't it logical that he can call me wheat?
"You, you, you were just a dull goose when you were in school. You didn't know anything except studying." Qiao Jiaojiao curled her lips and was speechless: "These two guys in front of you are the best among all the talents in Yanchuan. Do you think those elementary school girls are so stupid that they only like bad boys?”
"But how did you know!"
"I" blinked delicately: "Song Qiang and I secretly went to the woods behind the school to spy on their reactionary behavior!"
"Okay, so the girl who told the principal was you?"
Yanchuan is close to the Mongolian grassland and is at the junction of three provinces. There will be many students from pastoral areas and neighboring provinces. They are usually boarding. Local students do not need to live on campus, so it is not unified management and it will appear chaotic. Boarding students often stay late at night He ran out of the dormitory to cause all kinds of troubles. He was rebellious and felt sorry for himself if he didn't do something. He occasionally held secret gatherings on the hillside and in the woods behind him, played cards, barbecued, drank, and sang karaoke. He was reported by the female dormitory. Many times the school failed to catch even a single mouse.
Both Lao Wang and Li Cang have been there, but they are not frequent visitors. As a result, the third time the dean led a group of idle and energetic physical education teachers to solve the case on the spot
As a result, he was fined to clean public toilets for two weeks, which Lao Wang regarded as a lifelong shame.
"I'm not, I haven't, don't talk nonsense!" Jiaojiao retorted loudly: "Many girls went there at that time, and some even bought telescopes. I just went there to listen to the music!"
"You are obviously attracted to that Mongolian boy named Ba Leng who has a good figure. When the boy was wrestling and wrestling with his shirtless body, someone's mouth was drooling!" Song Qiang exposed the little sister mercilessly: "You also stole I ate their grilled mutton skewers and garlic clove meat, but I ate too much garlic and was almost kicked out by other people in the dormitory, huh huh!”
"You little traitor! Isn't it delicious when you share the fruits of my labor?"
"What are you talking about? Are you talking about Lengtou?" Lao Wang curled his lips disdainfully, "Ha, Jiao, your taste is really bad, that kid is so ugly, and I even gave him half a hand for wrestling, okay? Good! Who do you think is bad? ”
The Mongolian young man mentioned by Lao Wang got such a nickname because he had a short face, a wide head, extremely developed deltoid muscles and squinted eyes, and looked very similar to the fish on the beach. However, he could not remember the specific name, too. long.
"Huh?" Jiaojiao was even more disdainful, "After all, he has a mantis on his shoulders, a dog's waist and eight-pack abs! You? When you wrestled with him, you looked like an upright Landrace pig provoking a prairie wolf. I'm going to get needle eyes!"< br>
Lao Wang: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
"You fought with a Mongolian abdominal muscle man? Did you win?" Qin Zhenzhen felt incredible, dancing and exaggerating to show a majestic figure, "I have a classmate whose father is a Mongolian wrestler, with a figure like this , and this and this! It feels like I’m just like a little chicken standing next to him, he and the others are so strong!”
"Lengtou is famous among boys for his good figure. He is about 1.8 meters tall and has a neat eight-pack of abdominal muscles. When the erector spinae and deltoid muscles are exerted, they are like a trident connected together. Not to mention Girls, we boys are still so jealous that our eyes are red." Li Cang smiled and said: "As for wrestling, it seems that there is such a thing."
"Whether you heard it or not, Teacher Cang remembers it. There are still lies!"
"What can I say? I can only say that at that time, Thief Cao had not been exhausted by wine and sex. The silly boy slept on the cool bed and relied on his firepower~" Li Cang added, "And there are many people around Lao Wang's village. He is from the Mongolian ethnic group. He has been wrestling since he was a child, and he still has the skills of Mongolian boxing.”
"Teacher Cang, when will you learn not to tear me down?"
“There is everything in dreams!”
There was indeed everything in the dream. Li Cang was half drunk and half awake and had a series of weird serial dreams. He would fall asleep and wake up from time to time, and the previous dreams could be continued like a slideshow.
But after he woke up completely, all the things in the dream disappeared like smoke and dust.
"It hurts."
Li Cang felt like he was split into two people from the head, and his hands, feet and feet couldn't cope with each other. Looking around, he found that he was actually sleeping on the roof, wearing only a pair of wet beach shorts. .
Ah this
So what happened last night? ?
"Looking at the traces, I should have gotten out from here. Oh, the balcony door is still open~"
Snap.
After a backflip, a giant loop, and a full rotation in the air, he landed smoothly from the roof to the balcony. Then Li Cang was dumbfounded - holding the grass! Is this a show I can watch without paying?
The sunset and sunshine followed Li Cang's sight through the glass door of the 270-degree wrap-around balcony. The gauze on the window lattice flicked, coating everything with a layer of orange. The room was in a mess, including bathrobes, bath towels, shoes, Clothes, trousers, skirts, and some small, hooky and missing objects that some mysterious power does not allow to be described were thrown everywhere.
Li Cang swore that those things were definitely smaller and more delicate than the mosaics on the screen. Fortunately, the most critical mosaic was in the shape of a big thunder, and it seemed that he could still be saved.
Two delicate jade bodies were laid out on the bed. Suo Zhihui was covered in a humble and voluptuous posture. Her palm-sized face was half exposed from the gap between Dalei Zi's arms and waist, and her small mouth was exposed. Breathing slightly is dangerous.
"I'm going to be killed by her, save, save me."
One thing he said was that he was shocked, numb with shock, and turned into an indescribable mixture of suffocation, anger, and despair.
There are all kinds of things, and maybe a little weird excitement and excitement.
Li Cang ignored Suo Zhihui's difficult and weak cry for help, found his clothes among various messy small items, put them on, and tiptoed toward the door: "Sorry to bother you, farewell!"
Not humble, very sensible.
After all, his experience and intuition, which he did not drink alcohol for many years but acted like a drunkard, had been connected with some mysterious sixth sense to repeatedly warn him. Seeing may not necessarily be believed. Everything that happened in this room was definitely not a big deal. problem.
"Ha~" A light sneer instantly froze Li Cang's hand on the door handle. With the slight and long creaking sound of the door, the hope of survival seemed to be closing slowly with the slowly opening door, "Cang People, don’t you want to sleep with a big quilt? Don’t you want to wear the stars and the moon? Isn’t it nice to have a cool breeze on the roof? Why are you leaving right after you arrive? Come back to the house with me!”
"No, just wait a minute. No matter what happens, I guarantee with my spine that I have absolutely no knowledge of it, really!"
Li Cang shrank like a little chicken and panicked a lot.
He couldn't help but panic after hearing this!
What's going on? What do you mean? This kind of dirty talk is completely inconsistent with my personality, okay?
Could it be that someone gave us a second blow while my brother was drunk?
Yes, yes!
That must be it!
What does your Lu Xun matter have to do with me, Zhou Shuren!
Suo Zhihui seemed to have forgotten what she was like at that time in her own home. She wrapped herself tightly in a small quilt, her big eyes rolled around, her eyebrows were crooked with a smile, her innocence and weakness seemed to be hidden under the quilt. The white lotus is as clear as a glance.
As expected of you, my tea bag lady!
Li Leisi sat down on the bed with a stern look on her face, her eyebrows raised, and she was sitting on a bed with the momentum of a dragon chair. It would not be surprising if she was crowned in the next second.
"Hey~" Facts once again proved that people can't hold back when they can't hold back. Dalei Zi couldn't be serious in front of Li Cang, and waved his hand impatiently: "You won't do it if I give you a chance." Zhongyong, go away!”
Li Cang felt like he was being pardoned, and he didn't dare to ask any questions, so he ran around wildly.
When he arrived in the living room, he heard Lao Wang's disgusted voice as if he had seen a piece of shit: "You surnamed Li, you will be drinking in the future. The boss with dozens of C on horseback is so stupid that he ordered two taels of white wine. Stomach bleeding, you are going to be famous in the base. Do you know how big Qiao Jiaojiao’s little girl’s mouth is?”
Li Cang——
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"???" "Wait a minute, what are you talking about?!"
"I'm not deaf!" Lao Wang took out his ears, "I said you spit out colorful white foam yesterday, and after spitting out white foam, you spit out green and red foam. Wow, wow, wow, I have really been in this life. It’s worth it, see you soon!”
"Then what?"
"Then? Then you don't know what you are like! You get high after drinking some wine. You are not drunk crazy, but a drunk boxer. Our mother and Dalei Zi can't suppress you. Can you believe it? Normally you don’t hit this hard with big blood!”
"Is there any more"
"You almost gave Wu Yisong a slap and sent him away. This boy is really brave. He dares to help anyone who drinks too much, and he won't let go. He weighs how many pounds he weighs. You don't have the strength to support him. You’re a big ant. Anyway, you’ve done this thirteen tricks and everyone’s drunk, so what else can you do?”
"Those two in my room!"
"Two? When did Dalei Zi and Lilith count as two? You really can't help me." Lao Wang suddenly yelled like a cat with hairy hair: "Hold the grass! I'm a fool! Damn it!" ! I fuck you, don’t you! Give her back?”
"What are you thinking about? Timi slept on the roof all night."
"I didn't. Wouldn't it be even worse if you didn't step on the horse later?" Lao Wang looked solemn, "Little Lasso is a dead-headed person who crashed into the south wall and didn't even look back. I advise you. emmmpuch"
As he spoke, he made himself laugh: "I tried to persuade you with a hammer, but I realized that you are making a lot of money inside and outside. Why are you talking about standing here with me, Versailles?"
"I@#￥%"
Li Cang has no temper, and talking nonsense to this kind of person is just looking for trouble.
"Are you awake?" Rao Qifang yawned and came out, "You little bastard, you are really capable of tormenting me. I asked an old woman to make you hangover soup at three o'clock in the morning. After you left, she rolled her eyes at me for several days. Why is the life of a mother so hard? ”
"That girl Xiao Suo is really good-natured. She took care of you two last night until the roosters crowed before you stopped. Were they awake when you came down? We asked them to come down and have breakfast together."
Li Canghai breathed a sigh of relief, in every sense of the word.
Suddenly he frowned, "Sack of the ball, didn't these two girls play me?" ?
"What time is breakfast, let's have dinner!" Li Leisi went downstairs and settled on the sofa, "What are you going to eat, Mom? I'm starving!"
"Hello, aunt."
"Uh-huh, Xiao Suo Zao." Rao Qifang responded to Suo Zhihui, turned to look at Li Laisi and began to dislike it: "Eat, eat, eat, you look so lazy as soon as you get home, don't you know how to entertain guests?"
"Oh, I got it~"
"You know what the heck, hurry up and wash your face and brush your teeth. You don't look like a decent girl. No serious girl can look like you!"
"Oh~"
When they finished eating, Li Cang and Li Laixi were engrossed in baring their teeth at each other.
"Li, are you crazy?"
"Huh? Are you sure you didn't say those words? I'll play the recording for you to listen to!"
"Absolutely impossible!"
"Why do you think you are still alive?"
"Your jokes make me laugh, so be careful when you play me!"
"Oh, you are duplicity. Isn't that just what you want?"
"You've had enough!"
"Oh, do you want to quarrel or fight?"
"I@#￥%"
It’s getting more and more outrageous!
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Rarely, XCMG finally succeeded in arresting Li Cang and brought him back to the academy. At least the Pan-Human Growth Promoter Research Team was as happy as after the New Year.
XCMG was very dissatisfied with Qin Zhenzhen, a follower who followed Li Cang wherever he went, but it did not affect his work enthusiasm for expressing like-minded ideas at all.
"The research value of the individuals you send to the base is quite high. Every time your 'delivery' arrives, there will be a dispute. Oh, yes, next time you send a living body, you'd better say something first. Those guys want to do research You really dare to open any package directly!”
"How is the progress of accelerator?"
"Well, I feel quite melancholy when I say this. Your suggestion is so reliable. However, during the experiment, we always feel that something is missing. It is clearly within reach, but it is stuck there. The most important thing is the matching. The workload is too great. It is necessary to dismantle an alienated bloodline into genetic fragments and match them manually. We are seriously short of manpower. I contacted the base twice to pray for this step to be completed, but it is a pity!”
"Little coin boy, you don't count money by the number of times, do you?"
"It would be great if it wasn't. Sometimes I really wish that the prayer interface was not so user-friendly. It seems to know what we are thinking and charges according to the importance." XCMG said mockingly, and took Li Cang to the door of a laboratory. Before: "This is what I want to show you this time."
"This is?"
"Remember them, the 24K original samples!"
24K is the product of the Academy's first accelerant experiment on criminals. It has a mortality rate of 300:2. It is named because it can only emit 24 kilohertz noise. It retains a certain degree of wisdom and is relatively peaceful compared to the walking zombies. calm.
"Phase 3?"
"Yes!" >
I swallowed a few paragraphs, but it doesn’t affect it. Should it?
(End of chapter)