Chapter 773: Shit and urine are not enough
After all, Lao Wang really doesn't make fun of his gay friends. With a little bit of evil energy, Master Wang bared his teeth and led a group of doglegs carrying napalm bombs into a defensive posture.
Some people with surnames like hot chickens, please leave politely and wish yourself good luck!
Flash bombs are very effective against ordinary people and ordinary animals, but they are still a little insufficient for tossing strange beasts. After a brief ten-second painful struggle, the eyes of the rats basically returned to normal, with pairs of scarlet beans. With big eyes and squeaking sounds, the mighty swarm of rats attacked Li Cang and the other gangsters with an extremely shocking momentum.
Lao Wang's face turned extremely green, and he didn't know whether it was because of the evil fire or because he was frightened: "Ah, ah, ah, your mother must die for me~"
Catching napalm bombs by hand sounds a bit rough, but with Lao Wang's strength, he throws them out at the same speed as real artillery shells. The red and blue flames instantly fill every inch of the gap in the distance.
Anyone with relevant common sense knows that the main reason why napalm was banned in Geneva is that it is too contrary to the so-called humanitarian spirit. Although the humanitarian spirit is used in situations such as war, it is enough to be called It's a fantasy concept, but it doesn't change people's determination to ban napalm.
Napalm, a high temperature of 1000°C+, rapidly consumes oxygen when burning to produce a large amount of carbon dioxide and toxic gases. It has a strong adhesion effect and is sticky and burn-resistant. It is extremely difficult to extinguish. Rolling on the ground will only spread the flame plague to the whole body. Once If there are too many attachments to the human body, dying quickly is actually a kind of relief. Most people In many cases, people who try to help extinguish the flames will be killed twice by the sticky substance thrown out by the person who was shot. Moreover, due to the addition of combustion accelerants and various intentional or unintentional chemical agents, highly toxic substances pass through the open burn wound. Sexual wounds entering the blood can also cause blood poisoning.
When it comes to cruelty, no known creature is more cruel than human beings.
The average mutant mouse is only half the size of an adult cat, only a first-class one. How could He De be treated so grandly? He was killed on the spot and roasted, which was fine. Most of them were carried around with incendiary agents. Running around, the thick hair became the biggest burden at the moment. The rear where the power of napalm had not reached was the first to receive a wave of low flames that spread in waves as if the gasoline poured on the ground was ignited.
The burns on the fur were not enough to cause substantial damage to the rats, but it would arouse their ferocity. While squealing, the rats almost "smashed" towards them at a height as high as a tsunami, and Li Cang The offensive capabilities of all servants of destiny and second sons of blood are comparable to walking corpses and alien beasts of the same size and above. These rats are only a little longer than a palm, which is too small for them.
Before being swamped by tens of millions of rats, Li Cang's last thought was: Why is it a rat, why can't it be a cat?
Facts have proven that Lao Wang's napalm bomb alone is effective, but it cannot stop the mighty rat tide at all.
And being almost eaten alive by rats is obviously a cherished and rare life experience. Didn't you see that Lao Wang and Teacher Cang were already dancing and cheering with joy?
A dignified magician, followed by tens of thousands of losers on the Thousand Magic Mountains, wearing a father's vest, holding a big magic wand, all skill cards and nearly all the servants of destiny participating, was unexpectedly killed by a group of big It has to be said that it is really a strange sight to drive the rat up to the sky with no way to enter the earth. Wang Shifei was ecstatic when he heard about it, and the base was sad when he saw it
As the saying goes, they will howl wherever they fall. Li Cang and Lao Wang screamed and rushed forward with their eyes closed and their heads closed. The rats followed in waves and chased after them. The rats really couldn't stop them. These two humanoid monsters are focused on running away, but the killing speed of the Second Son of the Servant of Destiny is just a drop in the bucket compared to the number of rats. What else can be done? Just follow the boss!
The only place that is relatively leisurely is the Magic Mountain. Firstly, they are not afraid of getting dirty, being crawled by rats, and they do not feel nauseous or physically uncomfortable. Secondly, there is not much difference between running and walking at their speed. Thirdly, these big guys are covered in heavy armor. , the mouth of the mutated mouse is exaggerated, but the mouth is not full of diamonds, so what can it do against the Magic Mountain?
To describe it, from Li Cang in the front to Luo Dan Mo Shan at the end, the whole scene is like a group of fish swimming against the current in the water
This is the toughest battle ever! Teacher Cang will go down in history with an unprecedented negative rate of return!
A full 16 hours later, Li Cang and Lao Wang, who were barely naked and bloody, were scratching the edge of the empty island and vomiting. Not to mention revenge, Li Cang didn't even think about the mountains of corpses and seas of blood that came all the way. Pack up and just drive away in panic on the empty island.
Li Laixi and Tai Xiaoyi were both funny and distressed, and they couldn't laugh or cry.
"Hey, isn't this the ring-dang-dang magician Teacher Cang? What happened? He was unexpectedly punished by the righteous rat?"
"You vomit. You vomit."
Li Leizi didn't react at first, but when Li Cang turned his head for the third time and said the word "豼" and then turned back and vomited loudly, Comrade Daleizi became furious!
Okay, even now, you still can’t eliminate the man’s strange desire to win?
With only three words left and right, Teacher Cang successfully regained the victory.
I won!
The loser eats the dust, the winner is rewarded with a beating that makes people pee
——————Although bathing and scrubbing in the ancient flower-growing Northeastern region are tradition, fashion, enjoyment and friendship, even under so many prerequisites, two friends who have been gay for many years rub each other eight times a day. Something that is unavoidable and suspicious enough.
Li Leisi went from being calm and teasing at the beginning to harassing her with messages and then banging on the door and questioning her sternly, almost breaking in.
Finally, finally
Li Cang and Lao Wang each rolled up a large bath towel and walked out of the bathroom, which was almost soaked. Lao Wang walked in front and suddenly patted Li Laisi hard on the shoulder: "Your husband is awesome~ ”
Run away!
This time he ran so fast that even the towel on his body could not withstand the violent wind, so Lao Wang could only hold his head with one hand and cover his butt with the other and rush forward
Poor Da Lei was stunned for a moment, and his lungs were filled with anger. When he looked up again, Lao Wang had disappeared.
This person is completely honest, his damage is not adulterated at all, and he also has a little shameless cleverness.
Yes, you guessed it right, Master Wang carried the more innocent Tai Xiaoyi into the bedroom to hide from the disaster - I bet you wouldn't kick in the door to disturb our passionate couple even if you knew it was impossible. years!
Li Laixi gritted her teeth and looked at Li Cang.
Li Cang was speechless: "Do you women all have some kind of persecution delusion? As for that?"
"You bastard! Why don't you take a bath with me?"
"Good guy, isn't it your old man who you disliked just now and screamed to death even worse than laying eggs in reserve grain?"
"Get out of here, get out of here. You are not allowed to enter my room anymore. After being scolded by a mouse, you are scowling at me with that dog. Ugh, disgusting~"
"I@#￥%"
Li Cang's face was as dark as the bottom of the pot. He couldn't understand how such a serious and normal person could meet such a group of people who didn't wander around.
Don't ask, asking means regretting it.
Chapter 766 has been banned. Well, because of the chapter name, it is expected to be released in the afternoon.
(End of chapter)