Chapter 821 Standard Small Toys
This level of logistical support is not something that just anyone can enjoy, without Tai Xiaoyi.
emmm, in short, you can completely imagine what the life of these three hard-blooded men on the island will be like.
"This is the first time I've seen Dalei Zi eat meat so voraciously." Lao Wang laughed so hard, "Look at how hungry the child is."
Li Laisi's mouth was full of meat and her mouth was oily: "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute!"
Li Cang pulled a piece of paper towel and swiped at Li Laisi's face. The movements were very large and the movements were very hard. Da Leizi wiped it until Da Leizi nodded. He couldn't bear it and slapped his hand away angrily: "You are killing a pig? Die! ”
Li Cang wiped his hands by the way: "Hey, this paper feels pretty good."
Lao Wang nodded: "Ah, yes, yes, I discovered it too."
Li Laisi glanced at the paper bag: "Imitation cloth paper handkerchief, this Italian brand is not very good. Rao Qifang has used it before."
"Why isn't high-end still paper? This box costs more than ten yuan?"
"Seventy-six, wooden box 168."
"Damn it, how dare you sell more than 70 yuan for a 120-cent paper? Why don't you go and grab it! It's better for us men to take care of you. It's not fun to use paper with only 50 cents, right, Teacher Bu Cang?"< br>
Unexpectedly, Li Cang glanced at him indifferently: "I'm sorry, I may not understand what you are talking about. Who is a serious man who always carries tissues with him? Toilet paper is not enough to show off. Oh, yes, he also wears five Toe socks, pure timi Nantong behavior! ”
"Xu~Old Wang, are you so perverted?"
"He is slandering on horseback, he is slandering me!"
A few guys were quarreling with each other without any principles, when they heard a dull and loud bang outside, as well as the neighing of some kind of strange beast and the sound of human voices.
"Ha, I just said that my dragon caught wild food a few days ago, and it was true!"
"Philip! What on earth are you doing! Landing on other people's islands at will?!"
"Oh, my dear Seamus, there is no lack of exploitation and slavery in Monroe, but it is undeniable that people who go through hardships to visit here admire its prosperity and power. Guests will not touch the owner's cat without permission. This It’s polite, but it’s also fearful.”
"Damn it, I don't understand. You almost lost the dragon a few days ago, and yesterday you had an all-night party with a damn female cousin. Are you causing trouble for me? Do you know that our security mission-"
"Since when has the little princess of the Heathmore family fallen so low that she needs a group of us soldiers to escort her? Seamus, you innocent guy, for a moment I can't tell whether you are crazy or I am crazy. ! ”
"Philip, it doesn't matter if a person is not qualified for the job. After all, there are many such people in the world, but at least he shouldn't hold you back. I can pretend I haven't heard your drunk talk. When I go back, I will apply to the union to avoid teaming with you."
"Oh, my dear Seamus, I was just being honest. We are friends and partners, aren't we? Are you serious? Damn it, if you continue to apply, I will have three bad records and my credit rating will be ruined." Being demoted to D, a D outside the first three grades, do you know what this means to a mercenary? "It means no credibility at all, but it also means safety, from bloody fighting to being valuable." A woman is looking for a lost Persian cat. Of course, you can still drink your rum and throw a few silver coins to a cheap female cousin without any scruples. Life has not changed for you, has it? " Simas said: "Your brother was once my comrade-in-arms and died for the union. He was very heroic, but this mission is the last chance the union gives you. We can no longer tolerate your you, you, you. Just take care of yourself." ”
Snap~! Snap~! Snap~!
Lao Wang clapped his hands in an upbeat tone, and looked at the two people riding in the air and on the island in front of him with surprise and amusement: "This is a very sincere teaching and deserves a little applause, but I still need one of you to give it to me. Please explain, what is this grass nima chewing in its mouth now? ”
Two people, blond and blue-eyed, the younger one has long golden hair, the older one has a beard, each rides a huge alien beast with a body that is completely out of proportion to its small wings. If you want to describe it, the two aliens The beast is very similar to a seahorse. Its head is a bit like a dinosaur, and its body is covered with dark blue exoskeletons. The one that landed on the ground has half of a No. 1 dog leg in its mouth, and it is chewing happily.
The whole scene was a little embarrassing. The middle-aged man with beards on the strange beast flying in the air had a dark face. He took off his helmet and touched his chest with one hand: "I'm sorry, we will compensate you for your losses. Philip is just an idle bastard. It's not worth your fuss, the Monroe Islands welcome all visitors and what if you are on the Sky Island?"
The look on his face was somewhat apologetic, but more formulaic and not very sincere. In addition, he was riding on a flying plane, which made him even more condescending, which made Lao Wang very unhappy.
"Ha~"
Lao Wang spit out a syllable and glanced at Li Cang. Unfortunately, this guy mentioned Monroe
Relatively speaking, Lao Wang can be regarded as a guy who has a better perspective on the overall situation. If he was the only one present, he would probably have his brain figured out by now!
Li Cang waved with a smile: "I'm a guest, come down and chat."
"We."
Simas felt something was wrong and instinctively wanted to refuse.
But the seahorse-like beast under its crotch started to stir in fear, and kept neighing. Even though its exquisite dorsal and tail fins flapped rapidly, its body continued to fall unswervingly until it was pulled to the ground of the empty island.
Simas's blood ran cold. He couldn't understand how the other party could do this without praying. He just heard the smiling young Asian face say: "A very interesting little toy, a standard servant of destiny?"
It's just a first-order thing with a huge body. If Li Cang wants to, he can let the big Kun Kun tear it into pieces out of thin air with a floating force field. The process is no more complicated than squeezing a mosquito to death.
The young man with long golden hair named Philip felt a sense of crisis, and his words turned into: "What are you doing, this is the Monroe airspace, we are the regular mercenaries of the Monroe Island chain, I - —”
A giant bone sickle hook dragged a thick chain and roared towards him at a speed that Philip could not react. It rubbed his leg and penetrated the [Six-Winged Dragon] under his crotch. The hook was inserted from the left side of the Six-winged Dragon's chest. It broke through the chest on the side and came out on the right side of the back.
Bang, Philip rolled off of Yalong in great embarrassment.
He watched in horror as the chain rumbled back and dragged Yalong away, disappearing into the huge skeleton portal behind a tombstone on the island next door, and lost all voice the whole time.
"There is an old saying among us flower growers, which is that as big as the appetite is, the bigger the bowl will be. Do you understand what I mean?"
I fucking understand! Philip was almost vomiting after listening to the blunt recitation in ten languages: "Yes, yes, understand, I can understand it completely, I can definitely understand it"
(End of chapter)