Chapter 856: Strong color but soft heart
Fish are just like people, some are long and big, and some are not big.
Lao Wang had given up on explaining that this was just a crucian carp and not some other fish. While struggling with the pronunciation, he was really ready to fry the fish.
The red color of the fish's tail gradually turned gray and then burnt in the oil pan, and Master Wang's strong desire for expression after catching the fish with his new fishing gear also withered.
Fish, fish!
The blame lies with that bastard surnamed Li. We fishermen have the virtue of a good life, but in the current situation, brothers are unable to protect themselves. I can only wrong you, half fried and half released - < br>
The food reserve rushed into the kitchen from an unbelievable angle, accurately hit the beating heart of the crucian carp, tore off one and a half roes, and flew away with a flap of wings.
Chicken feathers everywhere.
At this moment and this scene, Lao Wang felt that his heart must be dead.
Tai Xiaoyi was angry and funny, and continued to prepare dinner helplessly: "Would you like to play mahjong for a while or watch a movie tonight?"
"You have to win!" Lao Wang immediately became alive: "We have to win back what we lost to Teacher Cang!"
Li Cang said: "I agree, Dalei Zi has already had enough practice time today. If we don't find something for her to do, there is a high probability that she will drag us to play games together."
"Hey, that's terrible. We really can't give her this chance."
"Yeah!"
Regarding the fact that Bone Girl is a servant of fate, Teacher Cang has already won 295 grains, which once made Lao Wang very worried. Seeing Teacher Cang trying to collect the first undeniable punishment on the Sky Island, can he Not in a hurry?
(Note: For new rules, see Chapter 741 - A new way to play with golden melon seeds)
After dinner, the automatic mahjong table was set up, and the four people started pecking at each other. Li Laixi's expression was obviously a little unhappy and confused, but there was no resistance, and soon Erbing Nanfeng began to yell.
Li Cang and Tai Xiaoyi were the first to breathe a sigh of relief.
Lao Wang stared at the cards in his hand without raising his head the whole time, vowing to fight to the death with Teacher Cang. Perhaps his expectations were too high or his luck was too bad. He didn't arrive after four rounds, but one hundred and twenty golden melon seeds were lost to Li Cang. Slide it into the drawer.
"How come I alone lose?" Lao Wang shouted: "Teacher Cang, are you two cheating?"
Unwilling to do so, Master Wang throws melon seeds from time to time, trying to hit someone who can be invisible. He has even thought of the specific content of the request, he has time, and my little lady is also here. How can this happen? What if you lose?
"Stop looking, he's squatting on Teacher Cang's left shoulder." Li Leisi suddenly frowned and said, "Teacher Cang, I'm thirsty."
Li Cang immediately threw away the card: "I'll get it!"
"I'll go too!"
A pot of hot sugar water and a pot of fish soup with a bright color.
Li Laixi was confused, and when Li Cang wasn't paying attention, she counted the days with her fingers, and then she smiled happily.
"Then let's stop fighting and have some soup!"
"Let's watch a movie."
"Okay."
Lao Wang followed suit and drank a bowl of sugar water. Among the four of them, only Li Cang didn't like things that were too sweet. He was sitting on the sofa flipping through Lao Wang's stock movies with his notebook: "How much do you like Teacher Guo? How much do you save?" I don’t even speak to Qin Xiaoxian!”
"What are you rummaging through? E disk, the second clip, I've sorted them all."
"What are you looking at?"
"Find an old horror movie!"
"No, it's late at night."
"Hey, Lao Wang's aesthetics has become more high-end. Rick and Morty actually have stock?"
Lao Wang was confused: "What is that? When did you go into the sea?"
Four people, two sofas, and after watching less than two episodes, Lao Wang’s dog slyly dragged the little lady who was half-pushing away and ran away.
Li Laixi was lying on her side, resting her head on Li Cang comfortably, with her long legs raised directly to the back of the sofa.
"Our teacher Cang is really beautiful in all directions!"
"Well, it's good to know." Li Cang rubbed his hands together, and continued to rub her belly when they were warm, "Supposedly, his physique can at least kill a few train leather aunts. Why is this problem getting more and more serious? Feeling better?”
"Hey, I don't feel any pain!"
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"Not yet."
Li Cang was experienced in many battles. When he heard this, he didn't even pause his hands. He frowned and said: "Aren't you invincible? The little lady has been kidnapped for your life. This delay of yours will probably hurt more, no. , I have to cook another pot.”
"Are you going to waste your time boiling sugar water?"
Li Cang was shocked, inexplicably remembering a painful lesson about a time when he arrogantly said that he wanted to learn whether martial arts practitioners and dance practitioners were the same thing. Of course, his dignity must not be lost: "It's just for one night, then you can Don’t cry!”
"You sound like you are very powerful!"
"I'm not great?"
"It's just a few moves over and over again, the color is fierce but the heart is weak."
"Haha, my little girl dares to speak harshly. Not only am I very sexy but I also want to do some very sexy things today!"
"What are you doing, instead of learning foreign languages today, are you learning idioms?"
Get up early.
outside the door.
Two men.
The same time, place and person, the same back pain, the same dry cough, and the same posture with a heavy back and a shoulder to look forward to.
The two looked at each other in silence for five seconds. After confirming that Teacher Cang had no intention of using the big-boned stick to hit him, Lao Wang's face collapsed first: "Damn, I can't continue acting, oh my waist."< br>
Li Cang yawned feebly, and his whole body made crackling joints, as if Lu Xinglong had completed a molt: "You are quite unethical."
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"Call daddy and everything will be discussed, otherwise we will all starve together!"
"I@#￥%"
You and I, father and son, are fighting for our dignity together, and we don’t even have the slightest sympathy for each other, but you still blame me for winning the battle?
The front line felt happy for a while, but in the logistics crematorium, Lao Wang, who had completely lost his temper for a mouthful of food, had to fight Li Cang with a very humble attitude.
Their current physiques are really tyrannical, and starving for a few meals is really worse than death. Their demand for energy is extremely huge. Ordinary food can no longer satisfy their exponentially increasing appetite. Alienated food has been rumored on the forum for a long time. There is news that the crop rewards are huge, but things are actually better here with Teacher Cang and Lao Wang. Few people can serve them well, and the staple food can be replaced with various exotic animals, alienated plants and fruits, and the demand for alienated grains is not that urgent. .
The ones who really need to worry are those with large populations, bases and large settlements. It is only a matter of time before all the people are superhuman. They have already passed the most difficult stage. You can't just watch the food crisis approaching step by step and do nothing. Really It would be a lot of fun to fall into this kind of thing.
Ding Ding Dang Dang was busy in the kitchen for a long time, trying his best to cook out a few dishes. Lao Wang, who had been a slave for a long time, shouted happily: "Little miss, come down for dinner, I made what you like! You Why don’t you call me that guy?”
"Well," Tai Xiaoyi's face turned a little red, "When I came down, I stopped by to call her. Well, she said she couldn't come down, so she asked Teacher Cang to take her up to eat."
Li Cang took the food, gave Lao Wang a "you taste it yourself" look, and ran away. Lao Wang was smacking and banging, and his expression was half confused and half demented. He said, "What do you mean, you idiot? You big beast, what on earth do you mean! You are despicable!"
bedroom.
"What is Lao Wang barking again?"
"Oh, the broken-backed dog is just barking~"
"Oh, man, so boring~"
"Oh, dolphin~" Li Cang slapped him and made the branches tremble: "Get up, let the keeper feed him!"
Li Laisi lay on a pile of quilts with half her face sideways, rolled her eyes and twisted her butt, like a fat maggot baby: "You have a bad attitude, you are a scumbag and you hit people, you just called them little Tiantian is now Mrs. Niu?”
"You can't learn the little tea bag trick, so don't waste your efforts." Li Cang also rolled his eyes, "Mrs. Niu, right? Sister-in-law, open your mouth quickly, the rice will be cold in a while!"
"Hey, you bastard." Li Laixi clasped the sheet over Li Cang's head, "Gungungun, take it and cut out the stamps. I'll get annoyed when I see you!"
"Damn it, you should wear clothes!"
"You can't close the door?"
"Do you still want to eat this meal?"
"Why not?" Li Laixi suddenly reacted and glanced sideways at Li Cang: "Don't use your vulgar jokes to criticize me!"
"I can handle all of these, but you are not a good person."
"Both and each other, after all, we have been in the same boat since we wore crotchless pants."
"Hey, Comrade Daleizi, there is something in your words!"
"No, I will be in your hands for the rest of my life."
"I'm thinking this should be said the other way around, right?"
The frequency of Li Laisi's cooking gradually decreased, and finally she paused and said with a sad face: "You said Rao Qifang, who gave birth to a daughter who was well fed and raised for more than 20 years, gave some bad boys a few words to coax him away, and did laundry and cooking every day. She was forced to do harm to her, no matter how big the loss was, she didn't care. She was fine, so why did she still think she had picked up a son? "
"How can you call it a disaster? Besides, when did you do the laundry and cook? You still think you have an extra daughter!"
"Then why don't you work harder and try to wear a cotton-padded jacket that looks different all year round?"
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Li Cang was as silent as a cicada.
Oh~
How can you be so tough when you speak without even lifting your pants? I'm still twelve months old! I still have twenty-four solar terms! You, you, you are slandering!
The two of them stayed in the room until noon, when Li LaiSi suddenly lost her face: "Hey, it hurts, ah, as a woman, you should get subsidies for high-risk jobs!"
"Holy shit, don't move, the subsidy is here!"
Li Cang was scurrying around like a chicken flapping its wings, holding up the subsidy and making gestures as if he was aiming to get past it. Li Laixi, who was wearing only hair, almost pouted in anger.
"Go away! You're crazy, you straight man! Where can you compare!"
"No, why are you going?"
"Wash!"
"What kind of monster can you be if you don't get wet?"
"I haven't washed it since last night. Oh, why don't you get out of here!"
The sun is high in the sky, and heroes are dying.
The eight-legged dog charged at the two-legged chicken for the third time, and the few hairs left on its forehead declared its final dignity.
The chicken rush failed, and I got 4 extra bags and 16 scratches on my head.
The newly weaned little wolf spider suddenly realized that his chances of winning today might not be great, because Huahua, Miss Qiu, Goudan and other seniors had already glanced at her with meaningful, dissatisfied and dangerous glances.
So the little wolf spider screamed and stumbled all the way back to Li Lai's arms, drying its belly for a while, and occasionally peeked at the movement outside with its eyes.
All eyes turned back as if nothing had happened.
Huahua licked the victorious rooster-like hen, whose feathers were not messed up at all, while Miss Qiu made a nest on the spot, put the reserved grain on her belly and waited for it to make a nest.
"Ang ang ang~"
The little wolf spider complained about unfair treatment, and its cry was pitiful and full of sadness. It was a vivid interpretation of the so-called dog fighting against human power.
"If you stew this thing, one person can eat two legs." Li Cang said: "The price-performance ratio is very high!"
"Yeah." Lao Wang agreed.
The little bastard has been on the empty island for less than a month, and he has already shown his talent for house demolition. As for the so-called "lucky little gift" represented by the [Traveler] skill, they haven't even seen a hair on it.
"Don't scare Xiao Ha!" Li Leisheng snorted coldly: "Little Ha is so good, isn't he? Xiao Ha, ah, so cute, mommy loves you, don't you~"
Haha, the word is Erha, and the name is a household scholar.
Little Wolf Spider, like Squirrel Bai and Sonic Hedgehog, already has a name.
The countless innocent souls under Teacher Cang would most likely faint from crying in the toilet if they knew that something like this happened. As long as we are treated like this, we won’t be counted directly into numbers without even showing our faces!
After a while of fluttering and being disliked, Li Laixi finally started to try to give the little thing some instructions such as "sit down", "stand up", "roll over", "pick it up" and "bark twice" instructions.
The results were impressive, and the puppy ran away with its tail between its legs.
It can be seen that dogs understand human nature, but dogs do not necessarily understand humans.
However, in the evening, the little wolf spider suddenly appeared in everyone's sight together with a shabby oil paper bag. The thing was identified and there was a special explanation from the little coin boy
[A large package of well-preserved Yunnan-style moldy tofu mycelium/strain: The wolf spider 'Haha' discovered it while wandering away from home, thinking it was a rare treasure, and brought it back to the owner's home]
Lao Wang: "Grass? When did it leave? There are no wild islands around here!"
Li Laixi was even more overjoyed, her face turned red with excitement, and her beloved screamed wildly.
The young lady was in disbelief at first. She opened the paper bag and took a look. She was even happier than Li Lei: "This is the layer of mycelium on the surface of fermented tofu! This thing is so useful! The strains can determine the flavor of stinky tofu and hairy tofu. ! As important as wine koji! ”
Li Cang: "."
彳庍口巴!
The quality of water determines the quality of tofu. The island now has Wang's air water pump and insect nest water gathering function. The Yunnan style molded tofu seems to be worth looking forward to?
Lao Wang suddenly came to his senses and felt that the time had come to avenge him in the morning: "You evildoer, you have a dog and you still know the Gu family. Look at you surnamed Li. You are not doing your job. All day long, you only have sex with some people. Hu Di——"
Li Cang almost laughed out loud, without raising his head or eyes: "Well, your criticism is good, please continue!"
"What else can I do besides scraping the land all day long? How many rich people are there? It's amazing how handsome they are? Let me tell you! I don't want to do what you do!"
Daleizi then slowly lowered his head and continued to pet the dog, with a calm expression on his face.
"You, you!" Tai Xiaoyi nodded at Lao Wang's forehead, dumbfounded: "By the way, how is the construction of the cold drying room you discussed last time?"
"It's not possible." Lao Wang said seriously: "It's okay to control the temperature of the insect nest at a higher temperature, but it's really difficult for them to reach sub-zero levels. That's not the suitable survival temperature for the insect group. I'm going to make it smaller and add a few large machines. It will only take two or three days to put in the power refrigerator and fan, but there is nothing to do anyway.”
(End of chapter)