Chapter 860 Hospital (+2)
Sea of thunderstorms.
Lao Wang waved the so-called divine weapon [Fishing in the Heavens], the fishing rod was bent into a bow, and the fishing line had been thrown out thousands of meters long, stretched straight.
In the flash of lightning, the fish-shaped alien creature shuttled back and forth between thunderclouds and storms. The speed was so fast that it was almost impossible to see the shadow, and it might be decoupled at any time.
"At least the second level! The second level!" Lao Wang's clothes and jeans had burst into pieces due to the exertion, and the fat flesh of the Hunyuan body was stretched out like a rippling muscle with sweat on his back: "The third level is also Maybe it’s time for me! Come back, mother!”
Li Cang and Li Laixi were extremely shocked. People who struggled to catch fish in the river and even fish in the pond on the island actually started fishing for strange beasts, and they were fishing empty-handed!
The sea of thunderstorms is also a sea, and there are fish in the sea. It seems that it makes sense maybe?
Reasonable!
smooth!
After all, the difficult retrieval of the fishing line one meter at a time is protected by rules. The first level does not decouple, the second level does not break the line, and the third level does not stop fishing. As long as the hooked thing is not too exaggerated, Lao Wang will get it sooner or later.
However.
The thunderstorm in front suddenly disappeared, and the empty island actually sailed out of the scope of the sea of thunderstorms. A blurred jump point with sunlight distorting the space was waiting there quietly, as if it had been waiting for a long time, empty, luxurious, but not Brilliant, beautiful alone.
Lao Wang was first delighted and then surprised, roaring and moving like crazy.
"Ah, shit, I won't go back, I, I, I, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my fish, fish, fish, fish, fish"
His body was wound dozens of times by the fishing line, but he still persisted. He just pulled the fishing line back by hand, and the ground of the empty island under his feet was cracked several times.
"Ouch~" Lao Wang's boldness simply reached the sky, "A fisherman never gives up, this is my fish!!"
So close.
Lao Wang swore that he had seen the panic in the fish's eyes.
At this moment, the fish suddenly jumped in the opposite direction. Lao Wang was caught off guard. He exerted too much force and was knocked to the ground by the big fish in an extremely twisted posture. The violent impact was mixed with a bang at Lao Wang's ankle. There was a dull dull sound, as if something had cracked.
The big fish bounced with a crackle, and unexpectedly got off the hook by chance. Lao Wang casually made a wish for himself, and made a flying dive without saying a word.
Just when he was about to hold the fish in his arms, Kongdao plunged into the jump point: "Ahhhh, sorry for your mother!!"
Li Cang vomited with relish for the first time.
Uh, there seems to be something wrong with this description?
"Ugh~ I said Lao Wang!"
"Don't fucking talk! Ugh~ I feel sick when I hear your voice~"
"Ugh~"
"Ugh~"
After vomiting in the middle of the game, the fisherman Lao Wang hugged his fishing rod and almost cried. He was so sad that he suddenly froze: "Cang, Teacher Cang?"
"If you fart, hurry up!"
"I can't seem to feel my feet anymore."
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"The Achilles tendon of the right leg was completely severed. I prayed for treatment on my own. The ligament was not reset and the fracture has healed. Surgery is required."
This is the general content of the diagnosis that Lao Wang received at the 3rd base. At that time, the doctor looked at Lao Wang as if he were looking at a ghost eating shit, and said that it was hard to imagine that even the bones were broken and you all knew how to reset them before praying. Oh, why do you dare to treat the injury directly when something like the Achilles tendon is broken?
Lao Wang was pushed into the operating room with a confused look on his face. He looked back at Li Cang and said, "Help me, help me!"
There is a hospital in the base, which is quickly launched, expanded quickly, and technology iteration is faster.
The entire hospital covers an extremely huge area, just like a towering tree. Each branch is covered with leaves, large and small. These leaf buildings are a clinic, an operating room, or a department. Each leaf They are all slave islands transported through various means and belong entirely to the doctor himself.
The base spent a lot of money on this, but fortunately the benefits were high.
Subordinates always have an indescribable trust in prayer, but they often do not fully understand the prayer itself, or at least not when praying for healing.
Trauma treatment is the simplest, but when it comes to more complex ones, subordinates will often generalize all injuries naturally and without any force, as if everything will be fine with a flash of green light.
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Speaking of which, Li Cang is one of the victims. For example, when Miss Qiu was born, he was poked by a wooden thorn and turned into a hedgehog. After praying, the wound was indeed healed and the thorns are still there!
(Note: Chapter 112: Is your key inherited from your ancestors~Chapter 117: Gyrfalcon and food reserves)
When four people in white coats pushed Lao Wang into the operating room, the female surgeon with charming eyes was sawing a leg with a big mask on.
Click, click, click, click, click, click.
"Okay!" The female doctor waved her small hand and the light of prayer flashed down: "Next time, remember better and make sure it is 100% correct before praying for treatment. Do you understand? This kind of treatment is not a panacea. You can get cancer if you have the ability. Just try to flash a green light, even the gods can’t save you!”
The patient jumped out of the bed in a lively manner, thanking him profusely and feeling embarrassed. Perhaps the anesthetic had not worn off yet. He was limping and dragging one leg while bowing and thanking him before retreating, as if there was a ghost behind him.
"Director Pei, this is the fool who completely severed his Achilles tendon after being hit while fishing and then treated it himself. We have recommended it to you."
"Well, have you read the pre-operative notice? By the way, you need general anesthesia!"
"The fish worked hard! I even saw it flicking its tail!" Lao Wang, who was already covered with a turban, jumped up from the bed with excitement and crossed his legs: "Are you completely numb? I'm just going to see a leg. You can give me all of it." Damn? You want my kidneys?”
The guy in the back who seemed to have drunk too much or was on drugs or hadn't woken up slapped Lao Wang firmly on his butt, and sighed: "Good guy, your quality is pretty good. This will cost you at least 30c." It takes a lot of effort to prepare the skin, not to mention opening the film, Director Pei, it’s a big job.”
"Who the hell are you!" Lao Wang said in horror: "It's scary!"
Director Pei: "What a disaster! How hard are these tendons! No wonder no one is willing to accept their tweets from me. I still think they really admire my skills!"
There are so many things that Master Wang is afraid of. There is nothing in this operating room that can make him feel safe except for the only body covering he wears.
Director Pei looked at him again: "Either lie down! Or spend 600,000 to fight for a tendon! Or get out! I have seen doctors making trouble and bear parents, but I have never seen a patient making trouble on his own in the operating room!"
Majesty overriding everything, thinking that this little bitch was going to use a knife on him soon, Lao Wang temporarily gave up his plan to kill her or reason with her. The doctor-patient relationship was fully reflected at this moment.
"It's a shame."
"Wait! I'm under local anesthesia!"
"Are you sure? It only takes about four hours for a normal slave. With an Achilles tendon of your strength, take it apart one by one, comb it, pull it, hook it, suture it, and pray for recovery. It will take at least seven hours. You can bear the local anesthesia. ? Personally, I don’t care. The surgery is quite boring. Telling jokes by the patients themselves is a reserved item in our department. In the end, you pay for general anesthesia.”
A group of nurses laughed happily, and the atmosphere in the operating room was extremely lively.
Lao Wang was stunned and lay down on the operating table. Then he heard Director Pei say to the guy who just slapped his butt: "The dog is anesthetized and given 60 times muscle relaxation!"
The dog barked under the anesthesia: "If you do it the way you are the surgeon, none of these guys will be able to get out of power alive!"
The next second, Lao Wang saw Director Pei waving a scalpel no less than No. 36 and gesticulating in the void of his lower body. A group of people panicked: "What the hell is this? A scalpel? Stab me, Gildonima." It’s big enough! What are you planning on? Do you happen to have a doctor named Ling?”
"Hemp."
"Dalang, drink medicine~"
"Hee hee, all the doctors here have died now. My surname is Ling, everyone can have the surname Ling!"
Lao Wang didn't finish listening and had already fallen asleep.
The equipment nurse surnamed Ling who was wearing a rabbit hat smacked her lips in regret when she saw this: "Finally, I found an interesting one, I'm sorry, if you can talk, let me talk more!"
Director Pei said: "Pay attention to the dog's condition during anesthesia. Give more oral medicine. It will be troublesome if you know during the operation." "Okay~"
The anesthesia probe glanced up: "Damn, this guy really has a lot of money, no wonder he sounds so arrogant."
Nurse Ling: "Let me be healthy, let me be healthy, Director Pei, how about we prepare this place for him too?"
Director Pei changed tool No. 1 and prepared to start filming: "Tell the outside that there will be no work today. This is the only one. Sign up for the one who eats hooves tonight. Ask the neighbor next door if the tractor for removing feces has been used up. I can take a few more by the way." If you are a strong intern, you can’t pull this Achilles tendon.”
"Oh"
General anesthesia is necessary, and the physiques of the subordinates are exaggerated one by one. It is definitely inappropriate to place hook machines, cranes, and gantry cranes in this operating room, right? It is not only a test for the patient's psychological endurance, but also for the medical staff themselves. Strength and endurance will also create certain demands.
Li Cang met someone who was not very reliable.
The two young doctors were stunned when they saw Li Cang's back: "You, you, you, is this really your spine?"
"Yeah."
"Can this be pressed?"
"You are a doctor and you are asking me??"
"I can't press it well!"
"You can't even press it!"
"I don't dare to go find my master!"
After a while, two young doctors brought over two extremely burly middle-aged female doctors. The two of them weighed at least 600 kilograms together.
The two of them looked at Li Cang and Li Laixi who were already lying down, and started guessing.
"Ha, I won, and the one with the baron belongs to me!"
"Hey, I lost on purpose. This girl's back shape is really good!"
Being able to set bones and massage are completely different things. For example, for Li Laisi, it is definitely more difficult for her to massage Li Cang than to break and reset the bones one by one.
"Little girl, you're lying down wrong, I'm always yelling from the front." The middle-aged female doctor and the two young doctors behind her who were waiting to observe staggered back as if struck by thunder: "How about you lie back down again and I can look for confidence while I'm at it? You This really affects my performance!”
"Poof~"
Li Cang laughed halfway when he was pressed so hard that he meowed. He couldn't laugh anymore. Not only his back, but every inch of his body made a sound. It was a relaxing sound and an extremely comfortable sound.
Daleizi was even more exaggerated, crying and moaning almost the whole time.
[Cang: Can you please stop yelling? It's too much. You are even more brutal and working harder than when we were playing chess. What should I say when the eldest sister asks me to turn over? 】
[Li Laisi: Get out! 】
Li Cang, who was about to continue typing words, suddenly had a frozen expression. He clicked a few times on the mini prayer interface and gently pushed the eldest sister's hand away: "Da Leizi, hold it down first while I go out to use the toilet."
"Yeah."
Li Leisi was too dazed to care.
The middle-aged female doctor who was massaging Li Cang's back rubbed her hands with special nostalgia, and muttered suspiciously: "No way, it doesn't look like it. I haven't even touched the renal reflex area yet, so I went to the toilet - hey, I said You, my clinic charges based on time, hurry up!”
East District, special needs ward.
Li Cang visited eighteen wards in a row, bumping into young, old and middle-aged people flirting with nurses, and finally found a few familiar faces in one of them.
Almost half of Suo Zhihui's body was covered with bandages. She was tilting her head to comfort Bai Huazi and whispering quietly. Qin Zhenzhen was hanging by one leg, fighting with Song Qiang and Qiao Jiaojiao who were hanging by their arms. They were all beaten by Li Cang. The sound of knocking on the door startled me.
Several female soldiers in the ward, who were also colleagues of Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen, were just about to say something. The elderly head nurse looked like a hungry feline with a fierce look in her eyes: "What's going on with your family?" It doesn’t matter whether you are a boy or a girl? Do you know the rules? Do you think this is your home?”
Little nurse: "Stop scolding the head nurse, he is so handsome!"
Head nurse: "He's handsome enough to be... Huh? This patient's family member, are you married? Do you have a girlfriend? I have a friend's daughter"
Li Cang frowned, looked around, and finally looked at Suo Zhihui.
Suo Zhihui lowered his head with red eyes and murmured: "I, I didn't know he would. I'm sorry. Everyone hurt me because of me."
"Are you okay? Are you okay?"
"Ah? Ah! Ah no. I." Suo Zhihui was at a loss for a while, "It's glass, I just wrapped it up to be scary. It's already healed. The main purpose is to remove the scar. Tomorrow we have to wait for a prayer procedure, so .”
"Well." Li Cang then turned to the head nurse: "What did you just say? They have troubled you to take care of them. Which operating room are Wu Yisong and Suo Mingfei in?"
"No. 13, Area B, hey, what are you doing? We have discipline and cannot take you back."
"Trouble, take care of them."
The head nurse gave chase.
The two young nurses holding a whole washbasin coin in each hand murmured: "My husband is so handsome! My husband is so cruel! My husband scolds me! Keep scolding me! You can even beat me!"
"Bah, why are you making such a fuss when everyone is gone? He is obviously my husband, otherwise why did you give me pocket money?"
"A pot! Have you ever seen someone giving red envelopes like this?"
"Maybe this is what love looks like"
"Yeah, yeah, he's so handsome that you can't close your legs."
No one paid attention to the two little nurses who had fallen into their own pink bubbles. Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen, a group of female soldier colleagues who were sent to visit and guard, exploded.
"Holy crap! Are these your two male idols?"
"This, this, this"
"Li Cang? Teacher Cang?"
"Well, you two little girls, keep it secret!"
"We didn't know he was your slave owner before we came here. He's so unloyal. It's hard to give in to a man like this, but it's a good thing even if we take a second look!"
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The head nurse turned back and rushed back, obviously not catching up. She confiscated two large basins of coins and looked at Suo Zhihui very seriously: "What's his name? Your man?"
There is already a heavy motherly love in her tone, risking her life for her "friend"'s daughter.
"He." Suo Zhihui murmured: "Not yet."
The head nurse immediately returned to her usual kindness and gentleness, and calmly moved a chair: "Girls, let's talk about the symposium?"
Dang Dang Dang!
The room full of people stared expectantly at the opened door. A group of eager young doctors saw this battle. The leader's eyes lit up at first, and then he saw the head nurse. He suddenly shrunk and turned around uncertainly. The companions looked for courage in their eyes: "Ahem, I'm here, check. Check the ward"
The head nurse's mouth showed an elegant smile like that of a cat before eating: "Your mother's room is being checked for ward rounds! Are you qualified for ward rounds? You haven't seen a beautiful girl, have you? Call your department director! Now, immediately Disappear from my presence!”
A group of young doctors were full of love, and they only hated their parents for not giving them two more legs.
(End of chapter)