Chapter 915 Evil Obstacle (+1, please vote for the big chapter)
Just like Li Lei said, Rao Qifang's heart seemed to be full of innocence along with her face.
He refused to show up, refused to attend all activities, and even told his subordinates to get out. Every day, he would either eat and drink a lot or play crazy with the three little CIAs. With such disgust, Rao Qifang might really be able to sneak into Dalei Zi's social circle.
The results of Rao Qifang's retreat eventually caused a sensation in the base, and there were even small-scale discussions on the forum. They were all about obscure topics such as the height of traditional martial arts. However, because the control of the 3/7 base in related aspects was quite effective, It is difficult to come up with real evidence of "rejuvenation", and the last few posts discussing the comparison pictures before and after the revelations also ended in vain because of the base's suggestion that Li Cang purchased "Korean Industry and Beauty Industry" with a combination of big and small supplements.
Let’s not mention the seller’s show for the time being. As for the question of why you are the only one in the buyer’s show, some anonymous publicity and liaison department accounts under the instruction of the base interpreted it this way: Even before the disaster, traditional martial arts The effect of self-cultivation, health and physical enhancement is also widely recognized. The same medicine cures the disease in some people, but causes anaphylactic shock in some people, blah blah blah.
The words were very polite, and the underlying meaning successfully amused the onlookers: Sometimes the gap between people is bigger than that between people and dogs, and you didn’t take a piss to look at yourself, you crawled out of a ditch. You crazy woman is worthy of being compared with our instructor Rao, hetui~
It has to be said that in this era when it is difficult to delete posts, the base has really managed to overcome the strong with softness and tried its best to work hard.
Rao Qifang was not popular, but Korean beauty industry took advantage of the wind and skyrocketed, and small-scale companies became popular and purple.
The negative impact is not without, but it comes true in a very unique angle - Li Cang consciously found Jin Yujing and asked someone from Jinyu to contact him to purchase a ten-piece set from Han Gong Beauty Industry*n and deliver it to his little aunt's door. It was a good day after delivery. Only by nodding and bowing and repeatedly promising to welcome Chagang could the little aunt's pain of being widowed lasted for nearly a month.
Li Cang exhaled a breath: "ε=(ο｀*)))"
They are all evil!
About the third day, Li Leisi and her plastic girlfriends planned a group party for more than a month and postponed it repeatedly. They used the time extremely accurately to bring Xin Xucan and Wang who had just returned from the empty island. The master was blocked, so it became a continuation of the story of two big enemies and their more than fifty little ancestors.
As for large-displacement heavy-duty machines, Li Cang is not exempt from this, and he is particularly fond of them.
The problem is that even Lao Wang would turn blue and shy away when riding the streets with this group of girls on motorcycles. There are dozens of girls in the group. If they go crazy, Lao Wang will only be teased. We, Comrade Wang, have to fight for Miss Hanako. Keep your body like jade
What, Hanako is going too?
Keep Lima!
Not only did Hanako go, but the three little ones also followed.
It would be quite spectacular for such a group of Sailor Moons to form a group to sweep the streets. In Li Laisi's original words: "Look at my legs, look at my waist, and look at my face. Why don't you take me out and have a good time?" Yedi wandering into a small forest is a serious waste of resources, you know. Otherwise, I'll put on a shirt and skirt and wear a strip of silk——"
"Go! Whoever doesn't go is a dog!"
To put it bluntly, Li Cang forced her to adjust a pair of jeans and put them on, barely recovering some losses for herself.
Lao Wang and Li Cang fastened their helmets tightly, and they looked like a pair of 250 followers behind almost 50 motorcycle ladies. Of course, the speedometers of both of them combined may not even have 250.
There is a microphone in the helmet and real-time intercom, which doesn't stop these two guys from talking nonsense.
Lao Wang's bastard temper was gone. He changed the channel and beeped very quietly: "These girls are so capable. Fortunately, my little lady is gentle, kind, virtuous, and tender. Otherwise, I would just hang around with them for a while." I will have trouble getting on the kang in the future.”
"This lie is true. Didn't you avoid the little lady in the first place? Look, there is no normal soup on the table since you came back. It's either black wolfberry or morel, Cistanche deserticola, Cynomorium cynomorium."< br>
"Shut up, you, laugh at fifty steps and laugh at a hundred steps. You are so promising. Can you handle your dolphin?"
"To be honest, I can do it."
"?"
Lao Wang suddenly raised his middle finger, and the accelerator disappeared.
Such a luxurious platoon of 50 riders, with the current market situation, will attract attention wherever it appears, especially in front of black Internet cafes and bars
Li Cang's face did not allow him to take off his helmet, and he had completed a closed loop physically and psychologically.
He is sleepwalking when they are playing in a group, he is sleepwalking when they are singing karaoke, he is still sleepwalking when they are playing in Harbin Beer, Lian Laowang has gradually broken down and let himself go, but Li Cang is thinking, how should I report these guys for drunk driving? Does it seem more reasonable?
The answer is yes.
Who the hell came to check on these living ancestors after they were so full? Apart from the fact that Li Cang was untouchable, the rest of them were still untouchable.
Gu Mengxi, the young ancestor of the Academy of Sciences, Qin Zhenzhen, the "loved daughter" of Boss Bei, Zhao Xiaoshuang, a well-known topic writer at the base, and Duan Li, Zhao Yang's niece
There is nothing simple about the surface ingredients here, and it is even more terrifying when you smack it carefully. They are all high-end companions carefully selected by all parties
Check them?
How unsatisfactory your life must be to choose this way to torture yourself?
The most important thing is that the drunk driving regulations are completely inapplicable. Except for Teacher Cang, who is allergic to alcohol, the slave's physical tolerance to alcohol cannot be converted to the pre-disaster standard. The base has not yet Isn't it because we are able to come up with a relevant charter because we are little supermen per capita?
Besides, look around where there are pure paparazzi and passers-by. If you throw a brick at ten people, at least eight of them will be wearing Chinese tunic suits.
Li Cang sighed and drank tons of happy water here, while the whole audience cheered with Miss Ke Mier footing the bill.
There was no clearing, but there was an atmosphere group, lively, and thunderous applause.
Oh, and there’s even solid food like crayfish barbecue that the owner himself takes away.
Don't ask, it's just to celebrate that these fifty or so crazy girls just won a staged union war victory in a certain black Internet cafe. We don't know what it is.
While the demons were dancing wildly, two more good-looking young ladies from a higher altitude appeared next to Li Cang, one on the left and one on the right, dripping with sweat. This was already the fourth batch.
"Brother, why don't you go to the excitement and drink Coke by yourself?"
A series of questions.
Red wine has no bubbles and champagne has no black color.
The two young ladies looked at that face, feeling that they might have been dazzled by the feasting and feasting.
It's our fault, don't blame him
Coke is good, Coke has style, just like him, warm but deep, low-key but not boring, it must be cold and refreshing when tasted, right?
In an instant, Li Cang felt at least five, six or seventy-eight eyes wandering back and forth on his back. He didn't want to cause trouble for these two young ladies. After all, those crazy girls could do anything outrageous, so he politely Sexually releasing a normal smile, he pointed at the monsters and ghosts on the stage who were misbehaving and said: "I'm with them."
The two young ladies were stunned for a moment, blinked with a bit of pity, and snapped their fingers to the boy at the bar: "Brother, I'll give you a bottle of unopened wine I saved."
The other little sister also had a resentful expression. It could be seen that she was trying very hard to control her emotions to avoid touching someone's soft heart and softer things deep inside. She stayed considerately and decently. A business card.
"Brother, there are many of them, and some of them look crazy. You will suffer a loss. If you think about it, call your sister. We only have Mozi and me."
After saying that, the two young ladies didn't care how exciting the expression on Li Cang's face was, and walked away with a look of disappointment.
The boy at the bar familiarly showed Li Cang the gift of wine: "I'll save you the most expensive bottle of wine without leaving a name. It's inconvenient. I understand. My eyes never forget someone's face. I'll wait for your convenience." When the time comes, just come over and just swipe your face, and there’s no problem in cashing out. It’s just me doing it privately, you and I, but it’s more cost-effective than charging directly from the store. Brother, let me tell you, this is okay, so try not to talk to others. It's fun to make money for a while. Sister Zhou and Sister Mo are only twenty-eight or nine in the waist crematorium. The most important thing is that they don't play favorites. It's just the two of them. The family has a lot of cards but they never cause trouble. They understand. I mean?”
My younger brother also ran away.
Li Cang: "."
I said seven words about timi from beginning to end, just seven words!
Teacher Cang began to doubt life and looked at his outfit from head to toe——
A white shirt with "My mom is so beautiful" printed on it, jeans that fit well and are comfortable, and clean sneakers. When I walked to the transition point, I had already taken off the most valuable and least valuable watch on my body, so I only had one ring on my left wrist. An inconspicuous memorial.
There's something wrong with me! Sister, any questions!
Dressing up in a very natural and refreshing way, why is it that the profession is determined by someone without even saying a single word?
Or should I pull out the suffocated big wand and let it breathe to help?
After a while, Lao Wang came down from the stage covered in sweat, holding a basin of crayfish: "Eat some? Why are you so stunned here! Miss your ex-girlfriend? I remember you used to love clubbing." ?”
Swish~
There is a whole row of heads behind Lao Wang.
"What ex-girlfriend?"
"Teacher Cang, you are such a thick-eyed person, you actually do such a thing?"
"Nonsense, how could I not know this?!"
"Old Wang, I advise you to tell the truth"
Lao Wang broke out in a cold sweat at that time: "Don't mention me, ladies and gentlemen, I was just bald for a moment. I was talking nonsense, really nonsense!"
Daleizi thought for a while: "Probably not?"
Suo Zhihui said seriously: "No."
"Now! Beat him! Let Mr. Wang know what it means to have trouble come from his mouth!"
"Kill!"
Lao Wang was laughing and joking, seemingly full of loopholes, and howling and screaming, but in fact, he was full of coquettishness, and the feeling was very harmonious and warm.
Before the disaster happened, these old classmates here had the same attitude towards him. No matter what kind of character Lao Wang was, his family connections were quite good, and both men and women could get along well with each other.
This beating cannot be endured alone. Lao Wang must drag his good brother into the water: "Hey, Teacher Cang, what have you and those two pretty young women been talking about for so long?"
Li Cang: "."
I, the surnamed Wang, call you the second uncle!
A group of crazy ladies had wanted to ask this question for a long time, but Da Leizi himself didn't say anything, so they had no choice but to endure it. When they heard that Lao Wang was determined to dig holes and bury people, they immediately started to boo.
Li Cang hesitated and hesitated, and finally had no choice but to tell what had just happened. Everyone was confused at first, and then almost died laughing.
Li Laixi looked Li Cang up and down, holding the business card and looking at it: "Hey, buddy, can you tell me what your price is?"
Qiao Jiaojiao is not a fuel-efficient lamp: "Brother, give the two people before us a dozen of the wine we brought, and leave a name by the way. His name is Li Cang, Li Cang's Li, Li Cang's Cang. ”
Li Cang: "."
Paradise, haunted house.
I don’t know who this stupid idea came up with. The regular items in the amusement park are go-karts, big pendulum ferris wheels, etc. Instead, they build a haunted house with a bunch of zombies. They sell tickets in the front and treat their injuries in the back. Selling medicine! What’s even more outrageous is that this project was approved and even recommended by the base after being green-lighted and quickly launched. The euphemistic name is: facing reality and facing reality, it has positive significance and promotes the development and strength of the base.
It is said that on the first day this so-called haunted house was opened for business, more than 700 people had their arms and legs gnawed by walking corpses, and more than 200 people suffered varying degrees of fractures and injuries due to attacks by alien beasts. Since the park is located on an independent island, there are many places to visit. The day-trip boat carrying passengers towards the hospital makes a lot of money!
"It's safe over there in the park. The walking corpses are disinfected every hour. They all have sawed teeth, bone armor, bone spurs and toe claws. In order to ensure realism, simulation components are installed. The alien animals are similar. There are also specialized targeted ones. The corpse poison potion provides different shock levels according to the audience, including children's version, 18+ version, adult version, and it is said that there will be a special version for subordinates in the future."
"I can already smell the copper smell on the goldfish essence." Li Cang twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at Li Lai Si, "You were coming, why didn't you ask in advance?"
"Oh, that seems to be what happened, right?"
Li Leisi's face was filled with excitement, and she turned around and chatted with a group of women again.
Qiao Jiaojiao said: "Are you particularly timid? The realism should be higher, but the ghosts are all zombies. If you think about it carefully, wouldn't you be less scared?"
"Yes, zombies are better than humans!"
"Should I just know how to chase people stupidly?"
"It's just a walking corpse, then I can do it!"
"Can I not go?"
Whatever you say.
After signing a bunch of agreements and clauses, the two staff members solemnly and solemnly stated that damage to the "props" would require compensation. If the props were damaged deliberately and maliciously, they would face high fines or even call the police.
It can be seen that they have put a lot of effort into running the haunted house in the park. It is said that every prop in the park has to undergo a three-week intensive "training" before being sent in. I don't know. What kind of training is needed?
Finally, the staff expressed that in order to ensure the fun of the haunted house, each group should not have more than 12 people who know each other, and how to use body movements to guide trained professional staff to give up conventional harmful behaviors such as biting when faced with extraordinary situations.
Finally, the staff almost sternly emphasized to the group of 60 tourists who were about to enter the haunted house: "It is prohibited and absolutely prohibited to insult the props, such as urinating on them, spitting on them, or even **, *** and * **** Absolutely not, what if the next group of tourists have mysophobia? Our cleaning aunt will also scold them!”
There were so many jokes that the 60 tourists behaved like babies, their faces were red and their necks were thick from holding it in, but they couldn't think of anything sexy to say.
When Qin Zhenzhen entered, she was still crazy about gossip in her left eye and muttered confusedly in the mosquito coils in her right eye: "No, someone is really going to use an insulting prop, right?"
"The forest is big and there are all kinds of birds!" Lao Wang thought carefully and replied: "Walking corpses are a bit too much, but servants of destiny can still make a living."
"Get out!"
"Disgusting!"
"Abnormal!"
A group of women threw a bunch of things over, making Lao Wang run away with his head in his hands.
"Haha~"
The unfamiliar tourists around us burst into loud laughter, and many male compatriots showed understanding and meaningful expressions.
The rules of the game still have to be followed. The thirteen people they came in were Li Cang, Lao Wang, Li Lei, Suo Zhihui, Qin Zhenzhen, Qiao Jiaojiao, Song Qiang, Duan Li, Hua Zi, San Xiaozhi and Ke Mi. Son.
At first the staff refused to agree to add another person, but in the end Qin Zhenzhen took out her work ID and insisted that she and Suo Zhihui were responsible for protecting the safety of these people and could not be counted as tourists.
It was probably the first time for the boy from the park to experience this kind of operation. He was a little confused, but he was still very cautious and said with professional ethics: "You can go in, and you can also invoice, but discounts are not allowed, and free tickets are not allowed. You have to talk to our manager! ”
The boy from Paradise went crazy.
The entrance to the haunted house is a long corridor, which is a very ordinary undecorated cement corridor with particularly dim lights, but it still gets darker as you go. The entire haunted house is said to be divided into two parts and four scenes, Chinese and Western styles, covering an area of It reaches two-thirds of the entire Paradise Island, which is an astonishing over 22 square kilometers. If you are not a slave, just hearing this number will tell you that it is difficult to complete the entire journey, unless your legs no longer want it.
The first scene: "The Key to Life".
It is a very typical biochemical disaster scene. Before the disaster, such a large-scale script would have been impossible to appear. It would be boring if it was small, and it would not be able to hire actors if it was too big. But now, it can be considered as a timely and unique scene.
The first thing you see is a small town-style building with a western style. In the evening when the sun is just about to set, with the blessing of praying technology, the dome sky can not be more real, and even the wind and sand are hot and empty.
"Oh~" someone sighed: "It's so thoughtful, it's so real!"
"Resident Evil, please remind yourself, everyone, if you want to pass the level and enter the next scene, you must get the so-called key."
"This is my first time in a haunted house. Should there be any warnings in it?"
"Some of them exist, but as for this one, it depends on what the designer thinks. Maybe it doesn't exist, or maybe we have to go in and find it ourselves."
"It's so interesting. I'll tell you a lot of rules at the door and you'll lose half of them!"
Some people choose to stay with the large army, while others consciously split up and each have their own ways of playing. Li Cang thinks it's pretty good. After all, that goldfish is still the one who will snatch and make money.
3 coins per person + 20 coins as deposit, tsk!
There are almost 20 people left on Li Cang's side. There is nothing scary about the walking zombies, but they just don't have a clue how to play.
A group of people strolled towards the depths of the town. The three girls who chose to follow them looked very timid and extremely excited. Before they had walked for five minutes, one of them blushed and said: "That... can... Can you wait for us? I want to go to the bathroom"
Another said: "I'm sorry, I haven't seen many walking corpses. Moreover, I thought it was just like a normal haunted house. I just need to be afraid and scream to find clues to pass the level. I didn't expect this. Isn't it possible that corpses are used here?" Trendy? ”
A group of people smiled kindly.
"There is a convenience store over there. Let's go there together and see if there are any clues."
"Okay!"
"A friend of mine said that everything here is real. Of course, the props are not recommended for consumption. The park will not care if you get upset."
"No wonder the time limit is extended so long. 180 people can enter three teams at the same time, not to mention that they can continue to release people later. I didn't realize it when I first heard about it. Only when I came in did I realize that this place is too big. This town is completely one to one. Replica! ”
"You really work hard. If you can't play all the scenes this time, I'll come back next time!"
“Hi, we’re also open at night!”
Lao Wang found a bag of chocolates and ate them one by one, and asked others if they wanted soda water. Everyone was exchanging the theme of completing the level when they heard a scream coming from the bathroom behind: "Walking zombie, walking zombie , help! ”
Two of the little girls ran out with bloodless faces. More than 20 people rushed towards the bathroom, shouting. The girl who didn't come out was covered in blood and was being pinned down by a zombie with her intestines exposed. Chewing on the toilet.
More than 20 people were stunned at that time.
"Hold the grass, don't you mean you have dentures!"
"Save people! Save people quickly!"
"Save people first!"
An old man ripped off the sink and hit the zombie on the back of the head.
At this time, the little girl with her eyes closed and a painful look on her face twitched her arm, and a glowing key fell to the ground from between her fingers. It jingled, bounced, and bounced again.
A screen is projected into the laser-etched polygonal key, outlining a map with directions, and a female voice and a male voice communicate rapidly in English:
"The virus cannot be eliminated, a biochemical disaster is really coming, and God is punishing us!"
"Selena, it's not our fault."
"I printed 14 keys. Among the surviving scientific researchers, every two keys can be made into a pair, with red and blue colors. If the army can come, they can enter the laboratory through the key. At the same time, it is also the virus anti-chain reaction furnace. The only way to open it is to find all the accessories and it may be destroyed"
"Selena, Serena!"
Everyone looked at the little girl who was still breathing, and then at the "walking corpse" who was biting hard. They were speechless, helpless, and a little surprised.
"Good guy, it's strange that we have to let acquaintances come in together, and we have to leave room for the NPCs we bring along, right?"
"Emmm, have you ever formed a team and signed up to be an NPC? I think this is a good opportunity for me to show off my acting skills. I've always wanted to be an actor"
"So what should we do, kill this 'walking corpse' in a white coat, or take the opportunity to take the key and run away?"
"Of course, take the key and run away. If it gets messed up and attracts other 'walking zombies', wouldn't we all be wiped out? Don't forget, everyone, we have signed the guarantee. We are 'ordinary people' here." , people say that it takes at least three months to prepare for advanced gameplay.”
“Look at how hard ‘it’ is, it’s not going to raise its head until it’s full, right?”
Walking Dead: "Yeah!"
Everyone: "Gan!"
What is even more worrying is Li Cang.
If you think about it carefully, how many people in the base don't know Li Cangli Lai Laowang? The three of them put together this image and this and that. They have never eaten pork and have seen pigs running, right? If you don't know one of them, you can't know all of them, right? Bar?
In other words, among the twenty or so people in front of you now, there are not only NPCs from the park waiting to get stuck in the plot, but also companions that the base has unknowingly found. Maybe they can also engage in linkage behind the scenes...
This game is much more exciting than the haunted house itself.
(End of chapter)