Chapter 927 The King’s Good Friday (+1)
Looking at the hammer, the people in Batesburg wanted to pluck out their eyeballs on the spot. Fack, this is too shocking!
Mahamet Césaire, the commander of Batesburg who was already blind in one eye and wearing a pirate eyepatch, did not dare to pick his eyes. He was breathing heavily, and the few half-long brown hair left on his head became heavy. His breathing was trembling, and it was obviously the time of year, but for no reason he showed a bit of desolation like a hero in his twilight years: "Hehe, hehe, aren't there too many orbital subordinates passing around Batesburg recently?"
"Not only are there many, but each one is stronger than the other."
"Hey, three days ago, little Kewan and his gang were taught a terrible lesson because they didn't know the heights of the world. The 18 people on the other side were biting 330 of them and wouldn't let go. Little Kewan was beaten to the point where he had no temper at all. Finally, he hid in the main island chain. In the airport defense area, the group of turtles cursed and withdrew.”
"Sooner or later something will happen to that bad boy. It's just that he has no brains and no eyes. If it weren't for his father"
"We all work for the Lord of the fort, so it's better not to say a few words like this."
"Anyway, if little Kewan really wants to inherit Batesburg, I will be the first to pack up and get out. It is better to work for yourself than to be betrayed!"
"Look at what you said, it's as if he really has something to say. If he can be ranked among the heirs, I can marry the big star Ying Liu!"
"A fellow-minded person, a fellow-minded person, do you also listen to her songs?"
"Why don't you listen? Is there anyone on the forum who doesn't know about Liu Ying?"
"Liu Ying is really beautiful. I used to be relatively face-blind towards yellow people. It wasn't until I saw Liu Ying on the forum that I realized that there really is a kind of beauty that transcends races. Mine is not called face-blind. It's just that Others are not enough to impress my aesthetic sense.”
"Hahaha, if I could see Liu Ying in person, I would be willing to buy flowers with all my wealth and give them to her."
"Brother, then you have no chance. Who would look at a pauper one more time?"
"No, Liu Ying is different. She is an angel who fell into the mortal world. She is the only light in this world-destroying disaster. She will not be bound by the world. Of course, I just want to send flowers, and I am not pursuing her. , so what does it matter?"
"I'm different, I love her, I admire her, I want to pursue her!"
"Mom, Fuck is such a bastard, I'm going to duel with you!"
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After some nonsense, in the spirit of avoiding misunderstandings, Batesburg even sent two islands to negotiate. After expressing their willingness to jointly develop and get rich together, they gracefully invited the other side to be a guest in Batesburg.
Of course, it's just a face-saving project.
With a residential area on one side and an orbital island on the other, how could there be too many intersections? It would take more than an hour of high-speed cruising to get here from Batesburg, and it might not be enough for Li Cang and the others to take all their self-driving time in.
“These foreigners are quite interesting”
Li Laixi teased a newly picked up little sika deer and said.
The baby sika deer had a big belly, tender horns, and moist eyes. It had alienated blood but it seemed to be just a few days old. It was accidentally driven here by a crazy predatory beast, and it almost got into the pocket by mistake.
Li Cang: "Well, the little guy is very energetic. When he grows up, he will be good for breeding wild deer. Let's keep it."
Bambi shivered.
Li Lai Si rolled her eyes at him angrily: "Are you very free? If you have nothing to do, you can find a spirited corpse to dissect. Don't be an eyesore here. Look at how scared our little darling is. Oh, darling, you're so darling. Don't be afraid. Mom loves you!”
Just a few hundred meters away, Miss Qiu, Wolf Spider Xiaoba, Yin Zianlayer Huahua, Squirrel Abai, Hedgehog Sonic, etc. came over to gnaw meat and eat grass, looking at each other with blank eyes. Joy without sadness. Ha.
Women are deceitful. We heard a lot of such things when we first came here. But now we still have to rely on the breeder, Big Corpse Brother, to feed us so that we don’t starve to death on the streets?
After watching for a day and a night, Li Cang suddenly realized that his luck might have gotten worse——
How could this happen?
The walking corpses came, the strange beasts came, and even the people came, but in the end they were all safe and sound. Shouldn't the most normal situation at this time be to fight each other's brains out?
Blood loss!
The coins and resources that should be earned were not earned, and the cooked duck flew away!
The good news is that the little lady has reappeared, helping and cooking as if nothing happened. She just doesn't pay much attention to Lao Wang and asks questions. I don't know how Lao Wang communicates with others.
The sky island has entered a sustainable low pressure stage.
Until Kongdao set sail again, dragging dozens of small wild islands away from the half-moon island chain under a look of fear and fear that I could replace him, Lao Wang still had a frown on his face.
"It's not that you and I have a hammer to complain about. Don't you have a unique skill in coaxing people? You should use it!" Li Cang scolded while picking up the trophies all over the world. He was really annoyed by this guy. "Get away, why don't you find a place to cry?"
The so-called unique coaxing skills are nothing more than "Beep her, just once" that Lao Wang talks about all day long.
Lao Wang said with a sad face: "It's useless, that's useless!"
Li Cang was suspicious: "Are you not good at it?"
"Fuck you!"
"No wonder Aunt Kong has been blackening the wolfberry and cistanche all day long. What did she see?" Li Cang analyzed thoughtfully, and he was also very brotherly and said: "You wait, I will go and get the three groups." I'll borrow the horse whip from you. I'll stew the kidneys of the horse whip together. I'll break down a few silver ants. Is Huahua's tiger whip from the unfortunate fellow still drying? I'll pair it with a strip of alienated antelope. Well, let's just make a three-whip soup. Ball! Don’t worry, wrap it up!”
Lao Wang showed an expression like Hua Laoshuan, pursed his lips, and was so moved that his eyelids jumped and his face turned blue——
emmm, Sanbian soup is so delicious!
After finishing Teacher Cang's loving meal, Lao Wang smacked the fishy umami and various unspeakable mixed seasonings in his mouth, let out a light belch, and felt a fire burning in his abdomen.
"What a sin. Could it be that you got food poisoning? I shouldn't have drank the last glass of bear whip wine!"
Lao Wang stood in front of the bedroom door on the top floor that had been repaired and replaced dozens of times. His heart was trembling with excitement, his hands were breathing in and out, and he was brewing his emotions to form a smile that he thought was perfect.
It's night - this is the battlefield commanded by me!
Click.
The door opened by itself.
Tai Xiaoyi was wearing pajamas, looking at him with cold eyes.
For a moment, Lao Wang felt that his blood was fucking cold. How could he still feel like he was squatting on me at the door of the courtyard with a bicycle chain in his hand in the middle of the night?
"There is hangover soup on the bedside table. I'll fetch water, wipe my face and wash my feet."
The words that went through his mind sixty-three times were not even able to hold back a fart. Lao Wang held the corner of his mouth and smiled naively. As a result, Tai Xiaoyi didn't even look at him, and went out directly with the big wooden basin.
Lao Wang's blood was a little warm, and suddenly it was cold and covered with a pile of ice slag.
(End of chapter)