Chapter 1059: Fun here
In fact, when Li Cang arrived here, he could basically confirm that this floating land had passed through the jump channel like Tili. The arrival of the Sky Island Age and the blessing of his natal abilities were not enough to make a social structure take shape. The public perception of the group is distorted in this way.
The people on the sentry tower did not disappoint Li Cang. When they saw that the person who brought his companion back was a man, they didn’t even look at him or ask more questions and let him go directly - what kind of trust is this! Our men are standing up again!
Behind the sentry tower is a deep, man-made plank road with a stream passing through the mountain. There is a line of sky above and a peach blossom garden below. Scattered bamboo, wood and stone buildings are built on both sides of the stream. A large number of dried fruits and vegetables are dried in the only open space. Dried meat, they even raised a lot of pheasants, hares, and a fat beast that looked like a rabbit.
Of course, Li Cang also met Lao Wang.
There was no kidnapping, no drugging, no torture and interrogation, but after just one day, Lao Wang seemed to be a different person.
Wearing gorgeous animal skin clothes, he was hung with gemstones and gold beaded jewelry, and there was even a beautiful wreath on his head. When Li Cang saw him, he was sitting beside the bonfire in the drying yard and facing him. Dozens of women were bragging in high spirits.
"Here you come?" Lao Wang greeted loudly, then turned to a group of women and said: "This is Teacher Cang. I told you about it. Is it better-looking than me? That's just because it tastes good and it tastes good." A perpetual motion machine with a strong waist of steel! But this guy is very picky, and ordinary girls won’t look down on him. I’m telling you, I can only help you here, and the rest of you can work hard on your own!”
Li Cang: "?"
Dozens of girls, their eyes shining brightly, looked like they had picked up money while walking. They greeted Li Cang with a wave of greetings, and more people, ranging from eight to thirty years old, with various styles and charms, surrounded Li Cang. The one who sings, dances, lays garlands and blows kisses, which one The female leader, who was about 2.34 meters tall and had muscles as tight as a leopard's, was particularly excited: "Girls, bring out the good wine and food, put on your most beautiful clothes, and have a party tonight! Don't get drunk." Go home!”
"Are you trying hard? I just want to ask you if you are trying hard!" Lao Wang pulled Li Cang and asked, "This is the country of daughters! This is paradise!"
"Are you sure the medicine hasn't worn off yet?"
"Bah, what do you know? I came, I saw, I conquered. As soon as I entered their cottage, I let them know what a real fucking man is. I beat up Miam with just one throw. Oh, that's the female leader. , let them see it, their eyes will turn red!”
"If I remember correctly, you were carried away like a pig with your arms and legs tied up, right? You grabbed your head and threw you?"
"Ah! Or how can we let these girls know what it means to be a pure man!"
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Li Cang was stunned for half a minute before he figured out what this guy meant.
"You are really a fucking genius! The little lady and Da Leizi are just talking, you better think carefully about how to explain to them!"
"Ahem! Do you think I came here for free? That's not possible! I came with a political mission!" Lao Wang's expression immediately became serious, as if he were serious, and he waved to the people beside him: "Mi Yam! Tell Teacher Cang about the situation here! Teacher Cang, I’m telling you, people. I am a local snake who has been living here for decades, and I know everything! Isn’t it more useful than just running around like a headless fly?” Miam, who is almost two meters tall, cuddled up next to Lao Wang, even a little bird. Yiren, even tender, with greed and thirst clearly written between her eyebrows.
"There are no outsiders here. Hundreds of tribes are scattered in the mountains and forests. There are many strange beasts. Every half a month, there will be a violent earthquake here. Many living corpses will rush out from the ground, and the plants infected by them will Will die, animals will die, exotic animals will die, especially male creatures."
"Mia Mu, but don't be afraid. I will protect you. We will fight for you. Our tribe is very safe. Mia Mu, promise me not to go outside. Don't be attacked by those big tribes." If they find you, they will exhaust you to death. There are very few people here, really very few. There are only more than 300 adults. Counting that, you can even rest for a whole day every other day!"
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Li Cang silently raised a question mark and asked casually without thinking carefully: "Oh, then I still have to work. What kind of work do you do?"
Is it possible that the women in this tribe are the breadwinners of the family and the men are the stay-at-home cooks, doing the laundry and cooking?
"Work? What kind of work! Where in the world do men need to work? It's so cruel! Ridiculous!" Miaom suddenly became excited: "No, no, no, you and Mia Mu don't need to work, they are all Women, you work while you sleep!”
Li Cang seemed to suddenly understand what she meant by "few people", "exhausted from work" and "can take a whole day off every other day".
Lao Wang laughed.
"Miam, you are insulting your Miamu. I'm going to hit you ten times. Do you understand? I'm going to hit you ten times! Look at my waist, look at this area! Do I need to rest? I don't rest at all. ! I will teach you what a real man is in no time!”
"Really, Mia? You're awesome!"
"Dedede" Seeing that the two of them were about to get stuck together again, Li Cang quickly stopped him: "It's not like you are in this situation. I chased you all the way without even stopping. There is something going on between here and outside. What’s the time difference? Why do I, Timi, feel like you’ve been here for half your life?”
"When you are in the countryside, do as the Romans do, cough, just do as the Romans do!" Lao Wang coughed twice and gestured as if he didn't care about the details: "Let's get down to business, Teacher Cang, you heard me, there will be a walking corpse here every half a month A riot. From what they mean, I don’t think it’s common. There were earthquakes or something. It felt a bit like the random arrangement of islands in the sky that I encountered before. And let me tell you, this place is extremely unfriendly to male creatures. Not only are they poisoned by our poison, but also the corpses The poison doesn’t infect women, you know what I mean?”
"Oh yes, they said that there is a sacred mountain called Mu Mountain nearby. It is the only place within thousands of kilometers where you can directly see geological changes, and it is also the safest place. No one in their tribe has suffered the so-called divine punishment and disappeared for decades."< br>
"The translator is still a little slow. I don't quite understand what they mean, but why don't we wait until then to take a look at that mountain? There are only three days left, and we have already come, right?"
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"Hey~"
Oh, you are reluctant to leave before I get it, right? But are you sure that when the little lady comes and sees you like this, she won't kill you?
(End of chapter)