Chapter 1131 Li Cang: Finally~
"Hey, Master Wang has returned in triumph?"
"Then you must work hard!"
Lao Wang babbled on about how solid the dance skills of Miss Lin Xixian, who was a woman in charge of the affairs of ten thousand husbands, and how exciting she was in singing, and she danced with great ambition.
Then, Li Cang shouted: "What do you mean, you won't be raised as a fish, right?"
Bang, Lao Wang smashed the cup in his hand: "Say, are you a fucking beast?"
The two stared at each other for a long time.
Li Cang: "Oh~"
Lao Wang: "Grass~"
Master Wang slumped on the sofa as if he had lost all his strength. His energy was as if Timi had been shaken away, and his face was full of despair and regret.
"I'm so damn bloody"
"Teacher Cang, do you think I can sue her for fraud?"
"This is something that you and I would like to hear and see, but it's so difficult for you to do it. This world is too dark and there are too many liars. I'm still too young and inexperienced."
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"Barabara."
Seeing that he couldn't hide it from Li Cang, Lao Wang simply mentioned Tu Lu and explained the whole story. Li Cang tried to take a sip of tea several times in a row but couldn't get it, so he squirted.
Finally, Li Cang raised his thumb: "It would be a pity if you didn't write a book."
"Get out of here, uncle," Lao Wang said with a mournful face: "I have suffered a great loss. If I had known this, I would rather have a round of bullshit with that person who is both compensated and owed. I think it's fun!"
"People are just being polite to you. It's a political mission, but you take it seriously!"
"You know nothing about emotional intelligence and SAN, but you don't understand. I can feel that the way that little bitch looks at me is different from others!"
Li Cang sneered: "The most valuable thing about a person is that he knows himself. If his body is not upright, everything he sees will be crooked!"
"Fuck! If you have the ability to bet! Do you dare to take a bag of golden melon seeds?"
"Okay!" Li Cang sneered, took out his mobile phone and waved it: "It's a stretch, right? That means you are passive and she takes the initiative. This is not going to work. I will let everyone know about your beautiful death with the ladies No. 1 to 72. Have fun listening to it.”
"You @#￥%" Lao Wang took out a piece of paper with his backhand: "I just printed out the express receipt for the saplings at the Goldfish headquarters before I came back. Smell it, and it still smells like ink!"
"???"
This is how the absurd bet between two idle beasts was established. Both of them believed that their vision was accurate and without error. In a word, my eyes are rulers. You are waiting to die!
As soon as Kong Jingqiao walked in from the door, she felt something was not right in the atmosphere. She asked with a smile: "What's the matter? The young couple had a quarrel?"
Lao Wang: "."
In front of Kong Jingqiao, Master Wang was unusually more restrained.
Li Cang pointed at Lao Wang's nose and said, "Look, Aunt Kong!"
Lao Wang was shocked.
Damn it, could it be that something that shouldn't appear on my face really appeared? It shouldn't have happened. I came back after taking a bath, rubbing mud, and patting breasts in Baiyujing. Li Cang This guy is trying to bluff me again! Kong Jingqiao studied Lao Wang's face carefully. The expressions on their faces were visible to the naked eye, and they gradually became serious at the same time!
A few seconds later, Kong Jingqiao walked into the kitchen and brought out a pot of soup. He hesitated and said with a tangled face with a blush of embarrassment and shame: "Little Zhong"
"Hey, mommy. Auntie, please tell me."
"It's not my place to talk about this matter. After all, you and Xiaoyi haven't..." Kong Jingqiao paused, "I know that your physical fitness is different from ordinary people, and you are much smaller than Xiaoyi, but this... Young people should also pay attention to moderation. I'll talk about it later, Xiaoyi. That's it. Remember to drink the soup. I made it for you early in the morning. I'll prepare lunch first."
Lao Wang was holding a boiling hot soup pot and stared dumbly.
"?"
"No, Teacher Cang, is it really that obvious? If others don't know my strong back, strong waist, and wolf-like body, how can you not know it? I'm strong, I, I'm more than just strong, I'm on the waist How about growing up? I’m so worthy!”
"Ah, yes, yes!" Li Cang took out the big magic wand from under the sofa cushion with satisfaction: "Of course it is true, then I know very well!"
Lao Wang: (｀)╭∩╮
"Haha, you are so childish. Just say it when you are annoyed. It is no fun to always do things that make dogs sneaky."
"Are you sure?"
"Ah ah ah, you are such an evil beast and you will die for me!"
Rolling from the house to the outside, Isolaye's Burning versus Drag Knife, but it's a pity that Drag Knife can drag down the energy matrix cannon but can't drag down the health bar. Gagarin versus Gatlin, Teacher Cang relies on two free-hand skills In a matter of minutes, Lao Wang was teased to death by melee combat. In the end, the lawn was covered with ashes and loose soil, which made Ah so fat that he could barely speak human words. His scoldings were so unpleasant that the cat probably thought the two of them were friends. I want to snatch the shit it just buried!
Looking back, I saw two people at the door. They were looking at each other with great interest. Kong Jingqiao praised: "You don't know if you don't look at it, but you will be shocked when you look at it. These two children are so amazing!"
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Jin Yujing said: "So, Li Cang, you are actually a mage, right??"
Li Cang's pupils suddenly shrank to the size of a pinhead: "What did you say? Say it again and again?"
"Ah?" Jin Yujing thought he didn't hear clearly: "Did I say you are actually a mage? You didn't fight like this at the last auction!"
Wuhu!
Feel comfortable!
Teacher Cang couldn't hear the rest of the words: "It has to be you, aunt, hahahaha, I love you to death, hahahaha!"
Jin Yujing: "?"
Jin Yujing was stunned. Princess Cangcang was crazy or something.
Lao Wang put aside and muttered: "You see, with this kind of potential, Aunt Jin, let me tell you, if you ask him to do anything in the future, you don't have to be tough with him. His tone is slightly sincere, but his voice is elegant. Mr. Magician Li Cang, I promise he will go with you without a leash!”
Jin Yujing licked her lips, and her voice was so tender and sweet that she could win over her uncle and sister-in-law: "Your Excellency, the elegant great magician Li Cang, my little lady has been short of a little cash in her business recently, can you please--"
"No, get out!"
Jin Yujing's smile stopped abruptly.
Watching the three people entering the house one after another, Lao Wang, who was lying motionless in the hole on the ground, with Ah Fei twisting his buttocks and kicking the ground, frowned, and played his own BGM in his head: "No, he How dare you scold her to go away, but she didn't refute, this is wrong, this is fucking wrong, you are giving money, people, fleets and territory, how difficult is it to rule out all possibilities and leave the rest? Believe it or not, there is only one truth.”
"That guy outside, Aunt Kong's roasted elbow is ready, do you want to show off?"
"Come on, leave me an elbow!"
Hehe, no matter what his reasoning or the truth is, the roasted elbow with crispy skin, tender texture and juicy bite is the truth in this world!