Chapter 1161 Narration
【O traveler who was born in ‘Yuktrashil’.】
【Wake up】
【Keep it in mind】
【This is your reward! 】
【This is your eternal promised land! 】
[Cang·Li, you are frail and sick and woke up in the luxurious ancestral home left by your fathers. The disease continues to torture your nerves, making you more painful and irritable, and your sleep is a mess, just like your wife Lilith will always Make your breakfast like pig food, you will always break one or two ancestral antiques when cleaning the house, and you will never bring back a satisfactory salary on pay day]
[This is a static and suffocating rest day morning. Your wife who feels very guilty may give you a surprise good morning. This is her only use, even if she is still very bad at it]
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Li Cang opened the thick cashmere blanket that was so hot with a strange expression, and naturally saw Li Laixi, whose pupils were trembling but couldn't stop working: "Li Cang?? What the hell is going on here!"
"Fuck, please be gentle!" Li Cang's face was twisted in pain: "I just woke up a minute ago, you..."
Li Laisi kept working with her head hanging, the veins on her neck revealing her current mood, and she said in a vague voice: "Some kind of vulgar narration game? You saw those prompts, right? Are you very proud now? I tried it I can’t control myself at all. I’m only allowed to do some trivial actions within the scope of description, such as talking to you, and—like this!”
Li Cang screamed and rolled from the bed to the ground: "Tiger girls, are you crazy?"
"Goose goose"
[Your useless wife hurts you again. Amidst her panicked apology, you are completely uninterested, but you don’t want to completely anger her who works in the Colosseum. After all, her salary may already be the amount of this ancient heritage. , the only source of income for the crumbling aristocratic family】
[You complained that you should probably buy some maids who know how to be cold and hot, and your wife once again brought up the old talk of wanting to take her little sister who doesn’t know whether she exists back to Yggdrasil to join this new family]
[You are not interested in marrying Lilith's sister, so you just deal with it casually. Your wife is very disappointed. You understand what she means, but you don't want to do anything]
[Nobles may be in decline, but their status will always exist. Untouchables may be rich, but they cannot become nobles]
[Your dispute spread to the garden downstairs of the ancestral house. Skinner, your next-door neighbor and your hypocritical gardener, gossiped with passers-by and taunted you in a low voice: Listen, I guess that sick man will never be able to satisfy his plump and beautiful body. My newlywed wife, oh, my God, her breasts and waist are really murderous knives]
[Passer-by responded: Maybe the sick man will die in bed before she gives birth to a child, and she will become a beautiful widow coveted by all the men in the neighborhood, and the child will inherit the sick man’s noble status. It’s really exciting]< br>
Teacher Cang was shocked.
No, why does my ingredient sound a bit complicated?
Li Laisi reached out and picked up the ferocious dragon blade beside the bed and rushed downstairs: "What a shame on your mother, don't you want to live anymore?!"
[Your vulgar wife who is the chief gladiator of the Second Arena of Uggtrasil once again proved to the entire neighborhood that she is powerful and violent, crushing their mouths with the 800 kilograms of 'furious war hammer', and .Them]
[The smell of blood fills every inch of space outside the window, and you feel nauseated]
[My wife Lilith knows nothing about this and once again invites you to do oral gymnastics, trying to prove her duty and skills as a wife]
【You refused without hesitation】
[Lilith is very disappointed and decides to make a sumptuous breakfast to please and compensate you]
Li Cang: "???"
Why are you kidding me so much that he refuses?
Uh.
Ball Sack
Did the narration just now say who wants to cook? Hold the grass! !
Li Cang looked at Daleizi in horror, and saw Li LaiSi moving towards the door with heavy steps like a grave, and pitifully muttering quickly: "Help me, help me, help me, help me"
She knows how to do shit, God knows what kind of biological weapons this bitch will bring out when she enters the kitchen!
Taste aside, the breakfast was sumptuous.
At least
At least colorful.
Li Cang and Dalei Zi, whose faces were already turning green, continued to see text and narration refreshed in their vision.
[After having breakfast together, you were in a good mood. You decided to walk around the block, accept the compliments of the poor neighbors, and send people from the Sheriff's Department to collect the corpses. The corpses appeared openly in the garden of an aristocratic family with ancient heritage and in front of the street. It was really... It’s the Sheriff’s Department’s dereliction of duty]
Li Cang: "If I remember correctly, it seems you killed those two guys?"
Li Laisi: "Subordinates, they are wearing alienated bone alloy armor. They are not weak, but they have no resistance at all, and they don't even make evasive movements!"
The two of them almost said in unison: "Plot killing?!"
This timi is a horror story.
"Are you still alive after resurrection?"
"There is no suppressed feeling like the third line. I guess it should be almost usable?"
Li Cang glanced at the exaggerated and ferocious dragon robes worn by himself and Dalei Zi, frowned and said: "It seems that the big magic wand can't be summoned. Maybe it doesn't fit my character setting?"
This situation is not a completely new gameplay for Li Cang. The underlying structure based on Sky Island + Prayer + Contract is enough to quantitatively change the logic of a certain area, regardless of whether Du Niu, Wang Shifei or the robbery he encountered before Both the contract and the Halo Island have essentially similar expressions, but the rules here are obviously more refined and bizarre.
However, in terms of plot corrections and character patches, the so-called Yggdrasil seems to have some shortcomings.
"The founder or organization here should be a subordinate. If it is a small coin boy, you will not be called Lilith, and I will not be called Cang Li."
"The resolution of the 'born person' is not enough, which can be seen from the fact that my illness is still an illness."
"We are still wearing our own equipment, our abilities have not disappeared, and we can also talk, but we cannot make operations that are not in line with the settings beyond the limits of the narration plot"
"Also, the plot killing is really outrageous."
"So, what's the reason for doing this?"
Li Laisi held Li Cang's arm, held her head high and walked out in a arrogant and arrogant manner. When she saw the scene outside, Li Cang was stunned.
Bugs, all fucking bugs!
You can vaguely see all kinds of strange bugs at work on the streets that were ancient and prosperous many years ago.
The [Scavenger], whose body is covered with tentacles and a brush-like sucker mouth, is sweeping the streets, the [Scavenger], which looks like a tadpole but has a head for its tail, is clearing the sewers, and the [Gargoyle], which is full of thorns and sharp blades, serves as a cart-pulling mount. .
Also, as far as I could see, none of the passers-by's data that could be casually identified at a glance was lower than 30c. Even the subordinate who played the role of delivering the newspaper had a strength value of 32c!
"'The World of High Martial Arts'?" Li Laixi muttered: "Goose Goose, I understand, no wonder you, a 'weak' 'sick ghost', have a noble status and I want to play the chief gladiator of some kind of Colosseum, The judgment mechanism here is based on the idea that if you have no status and no wife, there is no reason for you to survive. The logic is quite smooth! ”
Li Cang: "The person who created this place is a genius! In order to resist the Zerg clan? Not only did they do it, no, no, no, this is not resistance, this timi is directly enslaved!"
(End of chapter)