Chapter 1259 Mother's Sword
As soon as Rao Qifang entered the house, she complained that it was bad luck, saying that a fleet of fecal suction trucks had an accident on the way back and the whole street was blocked with water. It took a long time to deal with the noise.
"Goose goose" Li Laixi couldn't stop laughing, "You are as powerful as Instructor Rao, but you can also be stuck in traffic jams?"
Rao Qifang glared at her: "It's a whole fleet of giant fecal suction trucks. Each one can hold half a city block. Well. I'm taking a video. Damn girl, help me count how many cars and people there are. Let's eat. You told me before that if you count one wrong number, I will skin you alive!”
Li Laixi: "???"
Rao Qifang smiled and threw out a witchcraft bag: "Er, guess what goodies mom brought you?"
Li Cang looked at the witchcraft bag curiously. Lao Wang quickly picked up the knot and untied it, holding back half of Rao Qifang's "goodbye".
The gadgets inside obviously far exceeded the upper limit of the witchcraft bag in some aspects. As soon as the knot was untied, the witchcraft bag burst open, and a huge thing expanded instantly in the shining electric sparks, covering everything in the room. All the stuff was pushed away.
Looking from the outside, the entire villa was shaken violently, and a huge amount of red hair poured out from every open door and window on the first floor.
All the sentry guards looked at each other: "Protect the instructor!!"
"The enemy is attacking, there is danger!"
"Who can think so hard about holding grass? Instructor Cang, Master Wang, Li Laisi and the whole family are all stored in the house!"
"Then can we still go up?"
"A brain is a good thing, and I sincerely hope that you also have it! Brothers, if you fight with me, pie will fall from the sky~"
"Your mother, you are so arrogant, I'm sorry, you should just wait for me!"
When a group of people rushed to the door of the villa as if celebrating the New Year, they happened to catch up with an extremely large and fluffy red tail that curled up and easily smashed the door of the villa, flying away a skull sculpture that Li Cang was most proud of in front of the door.
A huge fat ass blocked the door in a very indecent way, with the idiot Lao Wang pressed underneath. Master Wang waved his hand under his butt: "It's just a little accident. Damn, this thing really stinks."< br>
"Yes, it can be seen that it does not look like someone who only cares about hygiene." Xu Hongfeng took two steps back in panic: "Mother's love is like a mountain."
Emmmm, the thing that filled the entire first floor of the villa was a huge alienated puffy squirrel.
"What do you think? You've never seen such a big alienated red squirrel. Isn't that what you want? I'll use it to drink for you tonight!"
"Um, thank you, Mom?"
"Li Cang, you dare!"
Bang~
The huge squirrel's butt was slapped twice and completely stopped.
It didn't really matter at first, but the problem was that when the rat was about to die, the chrysanthemums bloomed on their own, and a strong smell of nutty canned herring poured down from the top of Lao Wang's pocket!
This is actually a natural physiological phenomenon that is not very common but cannot be said to be rare. However, with Lao Wang's diode luck, it is quite logical to turn magic into decay.
That night, eleven o'clock.
Li Cang handed a grilled squirrel rib that was as wide and thick as a door panel to Li Laixi's hand: "How does it taste?"
Li Laixi turned her grief and anger into appetite, gnawing fiercely with red eyes: "It's salty, give the pepper to me!"
For Xu Hongfeng and others, this was a rare working day with late-night snacks. After all, it would be difficult for hundreds of people to get rid of such a big squirrel over a barbecue. This is the second time Jin Yujing has eaten this kind of thing: "Don't tell me, it's not bad. The meat is tender and juicy, and what's more rare is that it has a strong nutty flavor."
"Ugh" Lao Wang shivered, and rarely lost his appetite: "Can you not mention the foul and forbidden word "nutty"?
Li Cang asked while tearing the bones apart and dividing the meat: "Don't have an appetite? Then I'll open a box of canned herrings for you and you can eat it next to it?"
Lao Wang: (( ∠)_
There is no doubt that this kind of end-of-life care seems too cruel even for a shitty person.
Lao Wang bitterly cursed the beasts who had lovers and eventually became brothers and sisters, so he took a cup of flammable oolong tea and ran to the side to sober up. With his temperament, this kind of nonsense is just a casual thing, and it will only bother him for a while. I will definitely forget all about time tomorrow.
"Does anyone want to eat the liver?" Li Cang shouted: "There is also a big white waist, who wants to hurry up, while it's hot!"
"Ahem, what is that? Your sister-in-law likes to eat it. Let me taste it for your sister-in-law first!" Xu Hongfeng took the lead and used his tallness to push aside the extremely excited younger brother and hugged the basin with the white waist. He said in a loud voice: "Hey, Teacher Cang, where is the whip? I have no other intention. There is something special about eating this thing, so why don't you eat it in a complete set?"
Li Cang looked down at the grill and then at the huge hanging stove and stew vat next to him: "Maybe it's with the tail. How about you ask Aunt Kong?"
Xu Hongfeng actually ran to ask, but was disappointed. Kong Jingqiao just glanced at him: "No more!"
Then he sent Xu Hongfeng away with two pieces of his tail.
After Xu Hongfeng left, Kong Jingqiao brought a steel tray to Lao Wang with a smile. On it were golden columns cut into sections with salt and pepper herbs: "Zhong, eat slowly, don't let it go." If those little guys see it, they will rob it!”
Lao Wang didn't know why, but he had a bright and sunny expression on his face, the kind of fat kid who shows off his abilities that elders like most: "Okay, thank you, Mom!"
"You kid."
Kong Jingqiao walked away humming a song with a smile on her face. Lao Wang twisted a piece of it and threw it into his mouth, chewed it twice, and his face suddenly looked twisted.
"What's wrong?" Tai Xiaoyi, who had just washed her hands, came over, "Does it taste bad? You look like you are about to complain. My mother made it herself. It seems that it is braised and then baked. Isn’t it unpalatable?”
"No." Lao Wang sighed, "Well, you'll know after you try it."
Tai Xiaoyi carefully ate a little, and suddenly Xiafei's cheeks were full of laughter: "Why is it this kind of thing again? My mother is really like this too"
"Oh, this means that Teacher Cang roasted the kidneys and eggs, otherwise they would probably have to be put here together!" Lao Wang started to gnash his teeth as he spoke: "It's all my fault for that big beast Li Cang! I put them here Our mother’s image here is so determined! What a dog!”
Tai Xiaoyi chuckled: "Don't you just love eating these messy things!"
"Then I love eating, but I can't do it!"
Tai Xiaoyi snuggled quietly into Lao Wang's arms, and asked in a soft voice with a little caution: "Teacher Cang and Leilei are affected by skills. How can we... It's been two years? Why don't we go check it out too? ”
After Lao Wang reacted for a while, he realized what Tai Xiaoyi was referring to, and he said fiercely: "You little bitch, if you don't apply for three days, I will let you know what it means to administer large amounts of medicine until the disease is cured!" ”
"Oh, stop making trouble, there are so many people!"
"Come on, come into the house with me!"
Master Wang has been recuperating his energy for quite some time, and it is simply not in line with his nature not to take this opportunity to perform well and maximize his profits.
Faced with the big animal's invitation to compete in chess, Tai Xiaoyi just resisted in a symbolic and shy manner and let him go. What can she do? She is just a big sister who is not very good at taking the initiative and is also not very good at refusing. Just a little woman.
(End of chapter)