Chapter 1266 The mighty Tianlong
After coming out of Jiaojiao's place, Li Lai Lai was in high spirits all the way, which made Li Cang very confused and didn't quite understand what she was happy about. Li Lai Lai threw a helmet to Li Cang and said to Qin Zhenzhen and Tai Xiaoyi : "You guys take Lao Wang's car, I'll take Li Cang for a ride back!"
"I'm sitting here——"
"Huh??"
After all, Li Cang honestly got into the black car of the crazy motorcycle girl.
It's not that he doesn't like motorcycles, there's no man who doesn't like heavy machines, unless he likes excavators, Ultraman Transformers, that's right. Due to his psychological shadow, Li Cang can never believe Li Laisi's driving skills. The first time I took Dalei Zi's car, I always felt that I was no different from the souvenir she bought with a lot of money on the grassland.
(Note: See Chapter 240: The Dragon Slayer eventually becomes a dragon)
To a certain extent, this woman is very similar to Li Cang in temperament. She always buys and sells by force. Not only does she do Li Cang's business, she even has to collect Li Cang's fees.
"Five yuan for the bathing center, ten yuan for the airport, and twenty yuan for the hot spring mountain!" This woman turned her head and struck Li Cang in the eyeballs with a twist of her hair. "If you hug your neck, add fifty yuan, if you hug your waist, add one hundred yuan, and if you hug your buttocks, add one hundred yuan." Don’t pinch it, it will itch!”
"I"
"What are you doing? Pay the money!"
Li Cang sighed, silently counted the golden melon seeds, and said cooperatively: "Si Ji, do you support the package ticket?"
"Don't think about it, our car doesn't have the conditions to shake it! Do you want to sit in it or not?"
"Can I not sit down?"
"Haha!"
Li Cang tearfully paid out 170 golden melon seeds. Let's just say that he won a lot of golden melon seeds, but he couldn't withstand such a robbery!
Li Laixi put away the golden melon seeds with satisfaction and turned the accelerator. A long tire mark suddenly appeared on the ground. The car body jumped out like a missile. It accelerated to at least 350 in 1.5 seconds. Wu Yisong, who was watching them, had cold sweat all over his forehead - -This is them. A normal human soul might not be able to catch up behind them.
Li Cang grabbed the porcelain saddle and his voice followed the wind: "Have you, Timi, modified this car?"
"I can't beat you to death!"
"I, Timi, am afraid that I will fall to death? I am afraid that I will hurt others to death!"
"Shut up, you!"
If it weren't for the fuel tank door on the car and the smell of gasoline, Li Cang would have suspected that this thing was using solid fuel. To be honest, a man with such a good figure had explosive hair, half of which was inside the helmet and half of which was floating outside. In theory, female riders are very sassy and beautiful——
Provided she is not carrying anyone.
Li Cang basically kept his mobile phone posture as an old man in the subway the whole time. He felt that his face was polished by this girl's hair. After running for more than ten miles in the car, he remembered that this girl even threw him a helmet. As a result, After fumbling around for a long time, I didn't put it on. When I took a closer look, I saw that it was a small, pink helmet with two furry fox ears on it. It was basically a women's helmet!
Li Cang was so angry that he threw the thing several kilometers away and blasted it into an undeveloped grassland like a cannonball.
"Li Cang, what the hell are you doing!" Li Laixi felt the car body shaking, and her waist arched deeper, "You can touch it if you want, no matter how hard you arch, won't it hurt if you crash the car?"
I don’t know if the car hurts, but my timi liver hurts!
Li Cang slapped his hand and made a crisp sound, and the trembling visual effects and hand feel were all there.
Li Cang: "emmmm"
Then I heard Li Laisi's proud voice floating in front of me: "What do you mean, I just told you to wear hot pants, a short skirt, and stockings to give you a long face. Beier has a lot of face, and if the conditions are right, I want to get involved." It's convenient to jump around in a small forest, but if you don't, Comrade Li Cang, just tell me how hypocritical you are!" Li Cang was speechless and choked.
Sometimes Timi is quite amused by this inconspicuous thing, and the man's little thoughts finally made her understand.
"Broad daylight——"
"Night?"
"That's okay!"
The two of them were chatting about some topics that may not be polite but can definitely enhance brotherhood. They saw the whistles of cars in the opposite lane honking continuously, and some people lowered their windows and raised their horns at Li Cang and Li Laixi happily. A thumbs-up gesture showed the sincere admiration among men for Teacher Cang's treatment.
"How about it? Have you ever suddenly felt that you didn't pay the bride price unjustly?"
"Ah, yes, yes, no injustice, no injustice, don't tell me that it is really interesting to marry this thing!"
"That's not true! We sisters are so good and so good, you know it when you make a lot of money!"
Li Cang patted Li Laixi's waist in a funny way: "On the surface, he is obviously capable of killing a train of iron-blooded warriors, but secretly, he is so humane in his heart. There is no such relationship. We grew up peeing in the mud. I can still watch you being rolled to death by a donkey. You are crazy all day long, and you are not young or old at all!”
Li Laisi stood up with half of her body, turned her head and looked into Li Cang's eyes, something thrilling flashed in her eyes.
"Hold the grass! You, Timi, look at the road! Show the road to Dad! Car! There is a car!"
"As you command, dad, hee~"
A heavy motorcycle that sticks to the ground and a wild sports car missed each other with a gap of a few centimeters. The sharp explosion in the air was filled with a sighing atmosphere. The horn of the rear sports car was almost broken. I probably wanted to express something similar. emotions?
After arriving home, Li Cang was stroking his hair helplessly, feeling that his scalp was numb from the hair. Seeing this, Rao Qifang glared at Li Laisi angrily: "Damn girl, why didn't you even give me a helmet? What are you doing?”
"I gave him the duck"
“You dare to be so stubborn!!”
Li Cang coughed: "Well, I have a big head and can't wear it, so I threw it away."
The struggle between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law came to an end. Rao Qifang still said to herself: "Don't ride in her car in the future. She can't even ride a bicycle, and she can't learn how to ride a motorcycle. She repairs and repairs her car all day long, and she falls like a fried pine tree." You are just like a lion, why are you so tender and tender like her?”
"Just him? He has tender skin and tender meat?!"
"What's the matter? What's wrong with my son's thin skin and tender flesh? Your skin is rough and your flesh is as thick as a twisted pot. What else can you do besides being crazy? Besides, you have the right to interrupt what I'm talking about. What! The little girl is treasonous, deceives her ancestors, has no father and no king, and doesn’t take me seriously at all. I haven’t taken care of you for a few days, so you’re feeling itchy again, right?”
There is no need to give the background music of Mighty Tianlong right now. If Li Laisi dares to say another word again, she will inevitably get a beating.
Li Cang was happy to see this excitement, even though it was already an essential part of his daily life, he still enjoyed it. Anyway, the relationship between the two of them had always been so generous and virtuous, and they treated it purely as practicing and checking their homework. They had been doing this since they were young. Yes, even Li Leishe herself didn't think there was any problem.
(End of chapter)