Chapter 1272 Lao Wang: Thank you, this is the most useful bullshit I have ever heard
Li Cang most likely belongs to the type of person with low material desires. To put it bluntly, he has a bit of a loser temperament. The most expensive thing he had before the disaster was his mobile phone. The most expensive things at home were the house and the food in the kitchen. And counting down, he could only It was a scalpel from the second hospital. He liked to sleep on hard mattresses, and he liked the frigid style of decoration. Therefore, an important reason why the villa in Mingxi Town gave him a good impression was that it didn't have so many bells and whistles.
Li Laixi and his aesthetics are similar in some aspects. She said something nice when she walked in. She held Suo Zhihui in one hand and Qin Zhenzhen in the other and walked upstairs. It was Qin Zhenzhen who had an unbearable experience. That little look in his eyes was quite desperate.
Li Cang pinched his eyebrows and said to Lao Wang's expressionless face: "Shut up!"
Lao Wang opened the refrigerator and found a few bottles of beer. He took them out and piled them on the ground. He threw a can to Li Cang: "I said, occasionally, I feel like -"
"Shut up!!"
"Tsk~" Lao Wang chuckled, but the young lady complained and pinched him a few times: "Envy! Oh, yes, I feel envious all the time!"
"Stop talking." Tai Xiaoyi stared at him speechlessly: "You're still drinking and you're not going to sleep?"
"Why are you still sleeping here? It's almost six o'clock. I haven't caught anything decent all night. Just now I looked at the pond under the waterfall outside and there seemed to be fish. There were big fish! I'll go follow them later. Damn it, wouldn’t it be nice if we had a pot of delicious fish in it?”
"By the time you catch the fish, all my bones will have melted." Li Cang said, "You guys just rest, I'll go find someone to ask and get some food."
Lao Wang turned his eyes and winked again: "Hey, look at that, what is that? Isn't this a big juicy pear left for you? It can be seen that Da Leizi still feels sorry for you!"
Li Cang: "."
You know this guy's bad mouth can't hold in any good shit.
"Tell mom tonight. If nothing happens, I will go back to the island first. I have a lot of things to sort out. It's not easy to stay away from the island for a long time. By the way, how long has it been since we hit the jump point?"
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"It was only a few fucking days since the last jump point exploded!" Lao Wang suffered a cardiopulmonary arrest, and a shovel thrust into Li Cang's face: "Brother, you are my biological father. Really, you can't be fucking serious. Is there a way for people to survive? Why don’t you kill the donkey? If you don’t go back to that broken island, you won’t know what’s going on!”
Tai Xiaoyi said: "I'd better go back first, your mother doesn't really want to let you go."
"Seriously, Teacher Cang, how are you feeling now? That abnormal cancer and Ai Wu are silent again? You didn't bother at all in Yggdrasil!"
"The blessing of the light of the bloodline of Yectrasil accounts for a large part of the reason. As for the abnormal cancerization, it's really hard to say. Let's see how the evolution of Sky Island and the Tomb Beast goes. At least the little coin boy is still there. They didn’t give me any warning, so it shouldn’t be a big problem.”
The corners of Lao Wang's mouth twitched and he couldn't help but say that this guy was risking his life just like a serious person eating and drinking. It was unrealistic to expect him to have a normal and clear self-awareness.
"Alas~" Lao Wang sighed with a lawsuit on his forehead and patted his chest: "Teacher Cang, you said you have an elder and a younger one, so you have to stand up. Maybe you should be with your father every day. Do you know that this won’t work?”
Bang, Lao Wang, who had been hit by a magic wand, suddenly became much more mature and steady.
Li Cang said: "Some things can only be known after returning to the island. The premise is that if Xiaobi Zaizi gives you face, I will feel panicked if it takes too long to come out."
"Then why are you using this mental pollution to poison the people of the base and others are trying to harm your sister? Why don't you panic, Gil!"
Duan Li: "Spiritual pollution? Where is it?"
Li Cang ignored Duan Li who continued to snore: "Plans are worse than changes. Unplanned situations will always happen. This is the normal law of development of things. So, dear grandson, don't panic. I know everything." It’s all under control.”
"Then daddy, I really have to thank you. This is really the most useful bullshit I've ever heard."
"Then it's definitely not as effective as the fishing stew that some people just said."
"You dare to be a traitor, who the hell are you looking down on?"
"I'm too lazy to look, but I can guarantee that your Achilles tendon will be looking at you when I say this."
"I'm so crazy%￥#你****%.￥#曰你@#￥%??!"
Watching the two of them seamlessly connect extremely serious and extremely serious topics to meaningless and sustainable eccentricities and personal attacks, the little lady thought that she had unlocked and adapted to many gay scenes. In the end, he could only pinch his eyebrows helplessly. This kind of moment of intelligence could basically declare that the two of them could no longer put together a complete brain.
"Okay, okay, you two, stop arguing!" Tai Xiaoyi shouted in a stern voice: "Wang, aren't you hungry? Go fishing quickly. Do you know how troublesome it is to cook fish? Do you know? How long does it take to stew fish soup? Do you want to wait until dark for breakfast?”
"Hiss~" Master Wang was stunned, then he pinched his chin with a look of indulgence and obscenity, and then solemnly said, "My little lady turns out to be so hot, keep it up! Well, actually, the fishing can wait for now, How about you come into the room with me first, little lady? I suddenly remembered something important and want to talk to you alone. I’m not kidding!”
"Get out!!"
Lao Wang got away laughing, and then this guy actually went to borrow a fishing rod. The sales department of the project department and the property department who had not yet left were speechless. They had never seen such a person in their two lives combined. , how can you spoil your ornamental fish on the first day you move in? Lao Wang doesn’t care about your mess. If others can see it, it’s an ornamental fish. If others can’t see it, it’s food in my belly!
The fishing meal that Lao Wang said was even more unreliable than the day he changed his ways and stopped hunting wild food. Not only Li Cang didn't believe it, but even the young lady didn't believe it. Lao Wang just left with the fishing rod he cheated. The two of them followed and entered the property. It was just some ingredients and kitchen utensils. Xiao Wang patted his chest and said that these were normal needs and not troublesome at all. It was a pity that the properties of the project department and sales department did not have a few grains of food in total. Mingxi After all, the construction of the town has not been completely completed. There are no shops or anything like that. A group of people gathered together in a panic. The scale was not much better than a spring outing picnic for kindergarten children.
At about ten o'clock, Li Cang took out Li Laixi, who was sleeping fast, from a pile of blankets, as if dragging a dead dog.
"What?"
"No! I don't! I want to sleep!"
"Sleep a little longer, let me sleep a little longer, be good, I finally don't have to practice!" Li Laixi squinted her eyes and hummed, holding Li Cang's arm and dragging her into the bed, and by the way, she thrust her buttocks on Qin Zhen's bed. Zhen said: "Go, move somewhere and make room for him!"
"Oh!" Qin Zhenzhen, who was half asleep without opening her eyes, "Do you want a pillow or not?"
Hum~
Whether you wake up or not, you are still awake!
If Teacher Autistic Cang hadn't covered himself up to the point of being porcelain, those shameless women at the base outside would have wanted to strip off their clothes on the spot and rush in to eat him alive. The dog-eat-dog couple they met in the nightclub restroom yesterday were proof of this. , Qin Zhenzhen thought to herself that she was not just being confused and pretending to be stupid, she had to be fiercely protected. I, Qin Zhenzhen, have been smart since I was a child!
Li Laixi's eyes that had just opened a little healed quickly: "It's fine if he pillows me. How can the pillow have the texture of my mother?"
Li Cang's teeth were itching, but considering that this woman was extremely bad and had enough energy to wake up, there was a possibility that she would burst out at any time: "Get up, go home, have dinner and do some ideological work for our mother, and then I will go back to Kongdao first Anyway, you have nothing to do, so just keep playing and going crazy at the base, okay?" His healed eyes opened a thin slit: "Really?"
"Then you can't afford it?"
"Then are you still going to sleep?" Li Laisi patted the ground like a sea dog, causing a pile of carpets, blankets and other stuff to pop up in the nest: "This is a rare opportunity, my harem is warm and fragrant!"< br>
"(｀)╭∩╮" Li Cang persuaded him kindly: "Little ancestor, hurry up, you - you can't afford it? Listen to me, I have no problem leaving now, but you don't want to either Will the young lady come up to you in a while with a pan to talk?”
It’s not easy to make this meal decently. The little lady is already extremely irritable when she can make a decent meal with nothing. If anyone dares to waste the fruits of her labor, the little lady will obviously be even more irritable. Some, and besides, given the status of a subordinate, why should he sleep for a long time during his lifetime?
After a period of fierce ideological struggle and struggle, Li Leisi finally sat up again like a lion king with the crackling of static electricity, and slapped Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen each.
"Hey, you two bed warmers, the sun is basking on your butts. When you get up to take a shower, both of your clothes are covered with small rivets. It almost killed me!"
"Looks like it's mine?" Qin Zhenzhen got up and habitually found a direction to sleepwalk forward, then hit the wall with a bang, "Oh, it's not my home, right, this is my home."
Suo Zhihui straightened her clothes a little, raised her head and smiled sweetly: "Good morning~"
The pink diamond named Star Wishes hanging from the neck ring is inlaid with complex craftsmanship and the pigeon blood red reflects the diamond like a lively little heart in the dim sunlight. It collides with the tassels to make a crisp sound and a small piece of of flowing stars.
(Note: See Chapter 1118 for the correct password)
Li Cang's eyes suddenly became solemn, and his expression was very strange - since the last time, why did he always want to take advantage of this thing when he saw it?
Suo Zhihui pursed her lips with a bad smile and raised her slender neck: "Here~"
Li Cang started and directly rubbed her hair into a chicken coop: "Good morning, this warrior who sleeps with makeup on!"
"It's annoying, I don't have makeup on."
"Ah, yes, yes, hurry up and wash up, the little lady is impatient to wait."
Suo Zhihui narrowed her eyes and cupped his hand with her head. Her pair of big, narrow and charming eyes, like a fox and a cat, turned towards the bathroom. Her smile was sly and the tea was intoxicating: "Kiss me and I'll go!"
After saying that, he raised a finger and added softly: "Just a moment!"
You really dare
Li Cang suddenly felt that something was wrong with his touch, and was astonished to see a pair of white, furry, pointed ears standing up playfully from between his fingers under the cover of his hair. Then, a big fluffy tail appeared restlessly under the quilt: "I said."
Suo Zhihui was extremely satisfied with Li Cang's expression. When he was about to speak, his pupils suddenly dilated and he rolled to the ground with a splat. The sweat from his body wet the floor in a moment.
"So, this is the result of your retreat?"
The fluffy ears and tail instantly disappeared into ashes, like an elusive sunset.
Finally, with the help of Li Cang, Suo Zhihui stood up tremblingly and reluctantly. The look in her eyes was gone, her face was full of confusion and stiffness, her thin and delicate mouth pulled the crystal filaments, and A mass of red quickly spread on her neck and face, replacing the bloodless paleness.
Li Cang was extremely speechless and blurted out: "Are you timi okay again?"
Suo Zhihui was helpless, holding her heart and gasping softly, with half a tear remaining in the corner of her eyes, just like a cat wagging its tail begging for mercy: "It's so scary. It feels like my heart will burst."
Li Cang stretched his legs and kicked off his slippers: "What should I say to you!"
Suo Zhihui's smile was uglier than her cry, and her expression was full of despair. When the base recommended this ability to her, she was actually ecstatic inside. Thinking about it now, it turned out that she was careless.
"Can I still leave?"
"It's possible." Suo Zhihui trembled as she couldn't pry open her legs. It can be said that she can still stand now only because of her childish skills as a dancer. Her core strength and psychological quality are extremely strong. Comrade Little Tea Bag didn't do anything this time. , with lingering fear in his heart, his back was more hasty than ever: "Well, I, I'm going to take a shower first"
Then Qin Zhenzhen's scream came from the bathroom, accompanied by the sound of spraying toothpaste: "Ah poof. Close the door, close the door, close the door!"
"Eh~ Hypocrisy~ Didn't you lock the door too!"
"Obviously she came in later, why are you sweating so much?"
"I don't have the habit of locking the door. Hey, you two little girls, put the water in, let me come in, wow!"
"You're crazy, clothes, my clothes!"
"Let me go! Leilei, is this really a tissue that can be grown by humans? Is this a version created for a buyer's show? Is this real? Eh? You two? What's going on with you two? Are you really human? Can the organization be long? ”
emmm, it seems like they didn't lock the door after all?
When Li Cang came down from upstairs, Lao Wang glanced at Li Cang inexplicably: "Where are Dalei Zi and the others? Didn't you say you wanted to take a bath?"
Li Cang said leisurely: "My family is so depressed that they have to queue up to take a shower."
"???"
"What are you doing here, where are the fish?"
"Ha! Of course the fish is in the pot! Hey, Teacher Cang, the house you bought is really worth it. The fish mouth in the pond under the waterfall is getting better, do you know? The most important thing is that there is no novice to steal the feng shui~"
Li Cang didn't say anything, but gave Lao Wang a thumbs-up: "This place is called Mingxi Town, and there is a for-sale sign next to it. You can definitely sell your red-haired girl mother-daughter don Baihuazi. Arrangements are made to make a nest for you. Sharpening the knife will not delay the work of chopping wood.”
(End of chapter)