Chapter 1276 Watching the Wind
In the middle, Lao Wang and Tai Xiaoyi came back once, and Dalei Zi came back three times. Li Leisi's eyes were as powerful as a mountain eagle catching a roe deer on the mountain. As soon as he came out of the grave, he pinned Li Cang to the ground and said a complete sentence. This domesticated game was so exciting to steal, he patted his butt, buttoned it up, and left in style.
Teacher Cang, who was completely ruined, looked up at the starry sky for a while, wiped the water stains on his face that were more tears than tears, got up and continued to squirt passionately with Little Coin Zaizi.
When Suo Zhihui, Qin Zhenzhen, Yang Yinan, Suo Mingyuan and others arrived at Kongdao, they were first stricken by Li Cang's uncanny craftsmanship and suffered cardiopulmonary arrest. Then when they looked at Li Cang, they were completely frightened again. Qin Zhenzhen stared at Li Cang in confusion: "Teacher Cang? You haven't stopped since you came back, right?"
"Huh? What did you say?"
Li Cang reacted dully for a long time, then subconsciously pinched his chin and realized that his stubble was scary: "It's nothing, just to confirm the general direction of the prayer. Uncle Suo and Aunt Yang are here too. Brother Big Corpse, please help me." I am entertaining the guests, Aunt Yang asked Uncle, cough, I will go tidy up myself.”
Looking at Li Cang's pale face and the red bloodshot eyes, and then looking at the piles of charcoal ash and chewed bones on the ground, Yang Yinan's eyes finally skipped over Suo Zhihui, who was already numb with distress, and landed on Qin Zhenzhen On the body.
"Is he always like this?"
Thinking about her son-in-law's ferocity in front of outsiders, and thinking about his shaky and sickly state just now, it was hard for Yang Yinan to imagine what the child had gone through in just a few days.< br>
This is not the case when others pray, they all look happy and happy!
Qin Zhenzhen said: "I have never seen him in such a difficult situation as today"
The big brother wearing pink beach pants and a pink short-sleeved shirt appeared holding a sign that said "Please come with me" and a calm expression on his face. Behind him, a group of guys in tuxedos walked out to pick up the luggage. Some picked up their luggage, some took their coats, others placed ribbons and flowers. Finally, they couldn't help but break up and carefully wiped everyone's hands and faces with hot towels.
Suo Mingyuan was numb, and the shock in his heart could not be greater: "This is this"
Qin Zhenzhen was already very used to this kind of treatment. She pouted and explained helplessly: "It's the welcome team trained by Comrade Lao Wang. He calls it "Jie Feng Washing Dust". Teacher Cang usually doesn't use them. Brother Da Shi probably is We’re in the wrong team, hush, please keep your voice down, don’t let it hear you, I’m telling you, Brother Corpse actually doesn’t recognize any specific differences in the appearance of each dogleg.”
Big Corpse Brother turned back faintly: "I~"
"I was wrong!!" Qin Zhenzhen stuck out her tongue at Brother Corpse, clasped her hands together in a pious attitude, turned to Yang Yinan, who had just arrived, and continued to whisper to Suo Mingyuan: "Look, Brother Corpse is so petty, and he was He would be really sad to hear that!”
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In fact, Li Cang has always been very repulsive about people coming to the island, at least more so than Lao Wang, Li Lei, and Xiaoyi. Of course, the reasons are very good, and it is not because of social fear or anything like that——
This is really not a place that can be described as friendly to non-orbiting subordinates.
As for now, with the assistance of Li Cang's various living observation organs and Lao Wang's anti-teleportation array bullets, the island's jump warning mechanism is basically complete, and the possibility of accidents is quite low. Regardless of emotion or reason, he will not Dahao politely declined Yang Yinan's suggestion to come over for a walk. The only small flaw was that he was so obsessed with the line with Xiaobi Zaizi that he didn't even remember who he talked to and what he agreed to do.
"Ahem, did mom and your dad suddenly come over this time to disturb Li Cang?" Yang Yinan looked at Qin Zhenzhen and Suo Zhihui and said, "You two must remember to remind him to take care of his health in the future! Good people can't stay up like this all the time. He has become a useless person, not to mention that he doesn’t sleep or rest at all, and..."
Yang Yinan originally wanted to talk about her mental state, but after thinking about it, she swallowed it.
The big corpse brother led a group of people to Lao Wang's stilted building, served tea and water, and drove away the bone sister Goudan who came to join in the fun. By the way, he removed the embarrassing Miss Qiu from "65h No matter how much the load exceeds the standard, it will not affect the battery life. Final revision Make Pl The "us version of the sweeping robot" stepped on. Ms. Qiu had no fighting ability but could only meow to please. She hid in the corner and looked at a bunch of food-grade guests humbly licking her sore spots. She didn't dare to talk to her at all. The big housekeeper is furious.
"This is where Li Cang and the others usually live? Can ground buildings be preserved on Rail Island?"
"There is actually an underground shelter on Teacher Cang's island, but it has been sealed by the tomb beast, so we can't go down for the time being. The room upstairs is the little lady's room."
Suo Zhihui has become familiar with brother Da Zhi for a long time. The two half-bottles of water can be considered as half landlords together. One guarantees to stay alive and the other guarantees not to get lost. They work together very well. I will take Yang Yinan and Suo Mingyuan to visit the problem. Not big.
After sitting down, Yang Yinan pursed her lips: "Lao Suo, have you seen that Li Cang and Li Laixi usually live separately?"
There are three rooms in total on the first floor, a living room and two bedrooms. It is easy to distinguish the rooms of Li Laisi and Li Cang. You can tell by looking at the decoration of the rooms. One is the girl's nest and the other is Shituoling. Li Cang's room is the only one. The only things that looked like living objects were his precious new pillows made of wild duck feathers and velvet.
Suo Ming was surprised: "So what? If you are in the mood to care about this, why not care more about your daughter."
You old man knows nothing!
There is no reason for a young man to be assigned a room at his age when he is currently having a passionate affair. Besides, I heard that Rao Qifang was urging her very hard, so this room was most likely requested by the eldest girl of the Rao family.
From another perspective, it probably means that the one with the big breasts occupies the dominant position and is the stronger one in this relationship. At least the two of them are fair and equal. She does not need to rely on these things to put down her body to please Li Cang
Looking at her daughter's sad and anxious expression, Yang Yinan sighed again.
Qin Zhenzhen chatted with them for a while, then went into Li Cang's room. After a while, she came out carrying a bunch of bath towels, a change of clothes, etc., and said cheerfully: "I'll give Teacher Cang clothes! ”
No secrets, no psychological burden.
You people are just lousy. Who cares whether you are a scheming or a quarrelsome person? I, Qin Zhenzhen, only care about Teacher Cang’s long-term meal ticket. I just want to work under Teacher Cang and get paid. A bastard who eats and waits to beg for nothing, holding a chicken feather as an arrow, a fox pretending to be a tiger, a dog showing off the power of others, and a mouth and teeth——
I, Qin Zhenzhen, have always been strong-willed and have a clear conscience throughout my life. I, Qin Zhenzhen, am contented and always happy to suffer losses. My comrade-in-arms, Suo Zhihui, doesn’t know how much I envy this girl’s free and easy happiness!
"Dang Dang Dang~! Mr. Li Cang, your most loyal little licking dog has come to give you a change of clothes. Will you use the clothes first, or me first?"
"Are you going to work with a loser?"
Li Cang opened the door a crack and saw a pair of big black and white eyes standing vertically in the crack of the door. At this point, Qin Zhenzhen was even quite dissatisfied: "It's such a hot day for such a strong man to wash his hands." Hot bath? Teacher Cang, you are clearly judging a gentleman’s belly with a villain’s heart! It’s all water mist, how can anyone peek at it?”
"So you have completely let yourself go now, right?"
"Language, Teacher Cang, I'm going to criticize you for being like this. You said you are loyal!"
"Is this why you blackmail the cleaning lady?"
"Hey, Teacher Cang, I'm telling you, that aunt in the nightclub is a habitual criminal. Not only does she sell fake medicines, she also runs a banned stimulant business. How can I blackmail her? She obviously took the initiative to give me the hush money. It's only me. , you know, I am the only one who is really working hard to help you watch the wind! ”
"So, that big fagot snuck in right under your nose?"
"Ah this." Qin Zhenzhen's head flashed through the waterfall-like browser records and tens of thousands of rotten articles in an instant, her eyes blurred as she said, "That will be your window, and besides, he is a man. Hey! I can’t ask people to go to the women’s restroom, right?”
That's very reasonable.
Li Cang changed his clothes and took Yang Yinan and his wife around the island for a few tours. Yang Yinan refused to let him follow her: "Go and do your work, don't worry about us. Lao Suo and I just have a day off today. Just came over to take a look, just now That natural pool is really nice. Let’s go for a swim first when we’re all sweaty. It just so happens that my hands are very itchy. The kitchen is downstairs, right. I’ll call you when the meal is ready and I’ll let you try it too. Auntie’s craftsmanship, go ahead~”
Suo Zhihui followed Li Cang step by step. Li Cang was facing off with Xiaobi Zaizi over there. She was here holding her chin up and watching without blinking. From time to time, she and Qin Zhenzhen smiled and murmured a few words. Li Cang also I'm not the kind of person who can't be disturbed once I start thinking. Many of my ideas came to me while chatting with Lao Wang and others.
Suo Zhihui was wearing very simple white shoes, flared jeans and a white shirt today. They were as clean as a little white flower. She suddenly turned around and glanced at the kitchen downstairs, then at Qin Zhenzhen, and then tugged shirt collar, asking: "Am I wearing too much? He doesn't even look at me!"
"Yeah!" Qin Zhenzhen nodded solemnly: "You are wrapped like a rice dumpling during the Dragon Boat Festival. You are at least two buttons away from being sexy!"
Suo Zhihui: "How about three?"
"It's too much, it's too exposed, what did I tell you, pay attention to the scale, be reserved, and be willing to resist but welcome, men like this kind of tone!"
"Oh, but Zhen Zhen, you haven't had a boyfriend, have you?"
"It's wrapped, it's wrapped! I'm experienced! I've written tens of thousands of papers!" Qin Zhenzhen showed an expression as if Uncle Kang was looking at Xiao Shuan. She put her arms around her shoulders, and then suddenly looked very disgusted: "Poor baby, you What on earth have you been doing these past ten years without even knowing what men like?”
Suo Zhihui said naughtily: "He, he doesn't seem to like living very much"
"Do you also like dead fish in bed?"
"Huh?"
"Just rush, I'll go lookout for you!"
The interaction between the two of them singing and singing made Li Cang stunned for a moment, and he couldn't stand it anymore.
This is
Changed tactics?
The excitement is really fucking exciting, but also the fear of being fucking seen.
Suo Zhihui held her head high and her chest was stretched out, her steel ring stretched out: "How is it?"
Li Cang glanced at him and said: "Why is such a good girl always making people feel like their eyes are dark?"
"Eh?" Suo Zhihui said unwillingly: "Is there really no change?"
Li Cang looked back and took a closer look. Suo Zhihui cooperated and slowly turned in circles. When he had turned two and a half circles, Li Cang said: "The big pad is too big to bully the guests."
Suo Zhihui was discouraged and muttered with self-pity: "Not bigger? Not whiter? Not tenderer? I spent so much thought and effort and put in several months' salary to do maintenance and facial masks for them every day. ! ”
"I said, have you encountered a sales liar? The cosmetics industry in the base has not started to rectify yet, has it?"
"From Korea Industrial Beauty!"
"Yes, yes!" Qin Zhenzhen added from a distance: "0.5g costs 18.8 destiny coins. It's more cost-effective to cast a pair of gold breasts than that!"
Li Cang gave a thumbs up: "Bullshit, bullshit!"
If we want to talk about robbery, then we have to lead the capitalist Comrade Jinyu Jing. Compared with her, Li Cang feels that he is a model who does not take advantage of the people.
"Prayer: Combining entries 536, 619, and 1024, roughly analyze the impact of the sequence of blood extraction on the evolution process." Li Cang turned to Suo Zhihui and said, "You seem to be quite happy today?"
"Yeah!" Suo Zhihui walked around the edge of Laowang Kong Island with his hands behind his back, his little white shoes trying hard to deal with a stone, his aura-filled eyes narrowed, and the whole thing looked very playful, "Guess why? ”
Qin Zhenzhen: "Even though this outfit is simple, she spent four hours on it before I came here!"
"What's the benefit of guessing it right? I pray: Delete entry 1663. Forget it, it's easier for you. Let's conduct a comprehensive analysis of Estelle's aberration."
"There are so many benefits!" Suo Zhihui continued with a smile, "Aren't you tired? You are already so good, do you have to work so hard?"
Li Cang gave her a particularly strange answer: You have to try hard to keep up with her. "Huh?"
"I want to remain the same sick and crooked person I was before. Do you think you still have a chance to appear here? You haven't seen how wonderful the Great Desolate Prisoner's Heaven Finger is, right? And I'm resting right now. You stretch out your hand."
Suo Zhihui's face suddenly fell: "How did you see that I was wearing a long-sleeved shirt!"
Li Cang glanced at the faint blue bracelet on her slender wrist: "Li Laisi didn't tell you what this thing was used for when I gave it to you?"
"She said it!" Suo Zhihui said seriously, "She said that I have practiced dancing for so many years without getting arthritis, so I should cherish this rare experience!"
Li Cang couldn't help but be speechless, but thinking about it, this was indeed Comrade Daleizi's usual style: "This is a creation, made of the blood, flesh, tissue and nerve nodes of the big Kunkun. Of course I can feel the flesh that fell from my body." Come on - I said, can you stop laughing like you cheated your mother-in-law into getting a family heirloom?”
"I'm so happy!" Suo Zhihui said: "Have you thought about this day for a long time? The shape of the bracelet is clearly a cat!"
"What a cat, that's the inspiration I found from the young lady's horse, Huahua!"
"So I am so majestic?"
"You know, Huahua used to have a companion, but now part of it is soaked in liquor, and part of it is used as a mattress by Dalei Zi."
"What about Huahua?"
"In addition to being ridden by the little lady, I also have to be used as a pillow for Da Leizi."
"I shouldn't have asked." With a roll of his eyes, Suo Zhihui said, "It took ten years of practice to sleep together!"
Li Cang put down what he was doing and fell silent. It was hard for him to accept this.
What is the concept of ten years?
How many decades can life last?
Ten years already means a whole youth!
Given Suo Zhihui's various conditions at the time, not to mention Li Cang, even an iron tree would have been revitalized in ten years. Faced with this kind of tirelessness and asking for and taking, which man in the world dares to say that he can be calm and calm?
But
The attitude of Suo Mingyuan and Yang Yinan and the time he went to school cannot be said to be absolute, but at least it is also a large part of the reason why Li Cang refuses to accept Suo Zhihui no matter what. Li Cang respects people like Lao Suo and remembers eating He also wanted to beat her, but he was even more afraid of the mental attacks from this sickly girl, so he chose to avoid and turn a blind eye.
(Note: Chapter 442, the first and fifteenth day of the lunar month)
"Can I touch your stone monument?"
Suo Zhihui seemed to have forgotten what he just said, and was about to take a step towards the island.
"No, you can't come up." Li Cang said suspiciously: "Has she told you everything?"
"Almost, I just want to see it with my own eyes——"
"No, you don't!"
Are you kidding? This thing is something that everyone can remember. When this orange cat with a different brain circuit is connected to the memorial monument, Li Cang feels that he can kill himself immediately to thank the world!
Seeing Li Cang's constipated look, Suo Zhihui looked around and asked in a mysterious whisper: "You and..."
"You know too much!"
"Hey, I haven't asked anything yet!"
"You know too much!"
"Then me and her."
"Yeah."
With just such a word, Qin Zhenzhen, whose ears were already perked up, turned red and filled with indignation.
"Gone? Just gone?"
"What do you two mean! What do you two mean! This is so disrespectful! Kill the donkey when you are offloading the mill, right? Kill the donkey when you are offloading the mill?"
"What's wrong with me gossiping? I, Qin Zhenzhen, keep my mouth shut! I don't do riddles like this! Do you know that you are suffocating people to death by talking like this!"
Under Qin Zhenzhen's lustful eyes, the two people who had finished exchanging passwords couldn't hold back their conversation, which made the little girl's teeth sharpen with anger.
Zhen Zhen is here, no surprise. Li Cang knows very well how far a person can gossip. Fortunately, this guy's gossip is principled. He must lay out the facts and make sense from beginning to end, so she must not be allowed to grasp the complete context of the matter. There is an opportunity to use the secretive attribute.
In the evening, after eating a feast carefully cooked by Yang Yinan, the old couple chatted a lot with Li Cang, and even drank a few glasses of wine. After that, the food was not very cold, and Yang Yinan was too tired to drink. She was tired and turned back every step of the way. Comrade Lao Suo dragged him into the guest room.
Suo Zhihui was so ashamed by her mother's last look, but she still picked up the wine glass: "Then, let's have another drink?"
Qin Zhenzhen also looked at Li Cang with bright eyes.
"When I grow up, your dad is the first person who dares to drink 6 glasses of beer from me. If he drinks again, he will either get drunk and fight King Kong, or he will not be able to move a finger."
"Aren't you drunk and beating the golden branches?" Qin Zhenzhen added curiously, and then she patted her chest very proudly, and what she said was extremely stupid: "It doesn't matter if you can't move, you still have me. If you open your dock, I will push you away." My——"
Li Cang's face turned dark, and he was speechless at this little gossip master who suddenly let go of himself: "I, Timi, thank you so much!"
"How about one more drink, just one last drink, and then we go swimming?"
After drinking with Lao Suo and Yang Yinan, this one was not enough. Li Cang picked up the wine glass and clinked it with them, then raised his head and drank the cold and refreshing beer.
Well, the taste is quite solid and refreshing, but this is too indulgent.
"Let's go."
A certain little clever guy who was always looking out for the wind couldn't help it when he saw the small lake swimming pool. He said in a loud voice: "Wow, I've been down here several times. Why didn't I see this place? You guys are too extravagant and knowledgable." Enjoy it, actually build an infinity pool on the island? ”
"When the weather is good during the day, it will be more beautiful. From the convex part of the crystal wall, you can see the lower surface and the blue sky and white clouds." Li Cang sat down on the wicker chair, his eyes became slow, "Old Wang, this The guy’s brain is pretty good, and he can occasionally come up with something good.”
Qin Zhenzhen ran to the sauna and locker room by the lake, changed into her swimsuit and got into the water, shouting and screaming. Suo Zhihui came over and lowered his head to study Li Cang's eyebrows carefully: "What about you, don't you want to swim together? How many laps? ”
"What about letting go? I'll wait until I sober up!"
Suo Zhihui pouted: "If I had known better, I wouldn't have brought Zhen Zhen here."
Li Cang glanced at her: "Hey, what are you thinking about? Your parents are still here. What kind of big beast do you have to be?"
"Hey, don't you think this is more exciting?"
"Lard has deceived you? Are you crazy today or something? Really!" Li Cang suddenly looked at his watch: "It's strange. It's 12 o'clock and this girl hasn't shown up yet?" < br>
"Huh?"
Suo Zhihui was stunned. Qin Zhenzhen also stuck half of her head out of the water and blew bubbles.
Li Cang groped and groped under the chair, and finally took out a green coconut. He opened the coconut like a bottle cap and took a sip: "I just drank too much, not brain dead. When did she give you the bracelet?" ”
"Yesterday."
Li Cang was somewhat dumbfounded.
Suo Zhihui blinked: "You mean she will come back today to catch, um, catch."
Li Cang: "Tsk, it's boring. That's it. I haven't been as excited as when I caught you two on the scene~"
Suo Zhihua: "."
Qin Zhenzhen: "But how do you know that Sister Leilei will definitely come back?"
"Two days ago, when she wanted to take away the relic from Lao Wang, I knew that this girl must have been holding back something good. Ha, after knowing each other for so many years, I knew what position she wanted to change as soon as she stuck her butt out!"
Li Cang dried up a coconut and rubbed his face with the ice bucket brought by Gouzizi. He felt that he was almost able to stand still. He grinned and said with a strange smile: "You two wait! I will perform a transformation for you!"
The two people stared at Li Cang swinging his hammer this way and that like a crab with eight-figure steps, and were speechless for a long time.
"Hui Hui Hui Hui, Teacher Cang, Teacher Cang, he is actually unconscious, right? He is definitely unconscious, right? What do you think we will do if they fight?"
"I don't understand"
"It's so sad. It's hard to take care of our royal empress, she's so capricious~"
Suo Zhihui was not surprised at all and even had a somewhat accustomed expression, and whispered: "Don't you feel envious?"
"Me? Envy their bad taste?"
"It's a tacit understanding."
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(End of chapter)