Chapter 1292 Teacher Cang who attempts metaphysics
Under the apple tree and in front of the rose bushes, we fast, bathe, burn incense and pray.
As the eldest son, the big brother was extremely solemn. He was a macho man in a pink shirt, a tie, beach pants and a drag boy. He led two teams of three dogs in tuxedos who looked very handsome and presented three animals and six animals as sacrifices for this solemn start-up. Li Cangna really spent a lot of money on the ceremony. Among the sacrifices, there was even a plate of boiled eggs dyed with red skin and wrapped with red thread.
The sacrifices that Li Cang can single out must have good origins. No, the chicken feathers from when he took out the chicken coop were still stuck to his hair.
Li Cang pushed away the grain reserves that Sustainability used to kick him in a series of flying dragon attacks: "Go, go, play, don't make trouble."
"The difference between the two pens of the top student has a lot of stationery. Teacher Cang, let me tell you, don't always try to do these feudal superstitious gimmicks. There is something in your heart. As for your old man's luck, you can also rely on these symbolic metaphysics to reverse it." God changes destiny? ”
Li Cang's attitude can be described as pious. He ignored the man surnamed Wang and let all the servants of fate fully armed with full tools. It can be called a post-modern island version of the Taimiao military parade.
Lao Wang Yahuazi almost burst into laughter: "If it is useful to sacrifice Xiaobizizi, I won't punish the derailment to 512 hours. Teacher Cang, I advise you to be kind. Let's just say that Xiaobizai just looks at everyone differently. If I don’t bring you any good face, why do you two usually complain about all kinds of Yangshou crits and you don’t say a word about it?”
Li Cang said: "Why should I sacrifice the little coin boy?"
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If you don't sacrifice the little coin boy, how can you sacrifice to God?
Perhaps the properties of the diode were revealed. Lao Wang was inexplicably trembling in his heart. He secretly thought that something was wrong. He rushed over and took a single glance. Then he took advantage of the situation and slid to his knees to send himself into the sacrifice procession: "Master Gyrfalcon, don't blame me. Gyrfalcon." Don’t blame me, sir——”
After the tribute, there was a lifelike and windless feather.
"Li Cang, you are so despicable!"
"Ha~"
Under Letisiya's expressionless face, there was actually a lot of curiosity in her eyes. Although Li Laixi and Tai Xiaoyi found it interesting, they did not cause trouble. Li Laixi even shouted that she wanted to pay her respects, but Li Cang This guy glanced at her newly dyed white hair and stopped her decisively: "No, it's not dignified enough."
Li Laisi couldn't catch her breath before she was so angry with this guy that her fingers were trembling: "You, you, you -"
"What are you, you, any serious person dyes his hair gray!"
"You fart! This is obviously platinum gold!"
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"You'll be golden after a few days of sunburn, so it's more natural and beautiful." Li Laixi muttered guiltily, and then her eyes suddenly sharpened: "That's not right, you have such a dirty mind, Skadi, why don't you say you're not dignified enough? Why don't you just let me go with you?" Is this discrimination or differential treatment? ”
"Don't make any noise or be presumptuous in front of Lord Gyrfalcon!"
"You--"
Boom~
There was a muffled sound that was neither light nor heavy. The two unlucky people who could have lived well naturally came into contact with Li Cang's sky island and collided.
They are just two pieces of shit that have no resources and cannot even be called islands. They have enjoyed treatment that even Monroe could not imagine. Turtle-backed dragon louse to the devil's mountain to the heavy-riding devil The dogs from all over the mountain swarmed up the mountain with overwhelming force, and the island could barely contain it. In a scientific and dignified spirit, one was annexed, and the other was completely destroyed by the dog Kun's full-form claw attack, raising the sacrifice to the sky. It is a rigorous three-dimensional.
Debris from the empty island fell like a meteor shower to the lower surface. Li Cang smacked his lips after confirming that the construction was correct: "It's a fly in the ointment. It would be perfect if there were a few more zombies on top~"
"How big of a walking zombie must it be to be able to withstand this battle? When the drug ghost comes, he has to pee in his pocket before leaving!"
The fragment of the empty island is only a small piece, but it symbolizes that they have walked out of the desert airspace drained by the master of Yuctra Hill's lair. It is of great significance. Li Cang stood on the edge of the empty island and blew the wind with infinite emotion: "Out of jail, finally out of jail, cheer, boil, tremble, Orbital Line, your teacher Cang Timi is back again!!"
Lao Wang took a photo of the second scene and posted it on the forum with the text: Young men, young men, big girls and wives on the rails, be optimistic about your husbands, be optimistic about your wives, be optimistic about your island, and be optimistic about your destiny. Servant and wallet, after more than two months, the hungry and thirsty Teacher Cang has broken out of the deserted area and rushed towards his bright future again.
【? 】
[I dare to ask Master Wang, what have you experienced in the past three months? 】
【wipe? Update once a day? I have never seen such a hard-working author in my entire life! 】
【My husband is so handsome! I haven’t updated in three months. Do you know how I got here in the past three months? brbrbrbr, I’m sorry Jimei, my prayer interface just turned a little gray]
[It’s actually a video, my middle finger can’t wait, wait for me for eight seconds! 】【Come back, Jimei guys, who is this guy? He's so good at the second level, he doesn't even show his face, it's boring, he's off】
[Tongue typing to show innocence, is it really updated every day? Is there a foster father? Will there be another foster father tomorrow? 】
[Turn around, turn around, I advise you not to be disrespectful, turn around quickly! 】
[No, someone saw Master Cang and Master Wang showing up at the 3/7 base some time ago. It doesn’t look like he’s very busy. Why hasn’t it been updated in three months? 】
[Master Wang, I have a Destiny Servant transformation seed that I have been keeping in my hand for a long time. Now I want to sell it at a low price. You can go to Goldfish Logistics for basic information. If you want to take it, just click me to see the attributes.]
[What a handsome back, this shoulder-to-back ratio, this waist-to-hip ratio, this erector spinae muscle shape, and his clothes are also very good, ahhhh, I can’t stand it anymore, he really is, I’m crying to death]
[Remember to use wet wipes after crying, don’t use paper, it will stick]
[I want to see Teacher Cang in formal clothes, a proper thug in a suit]
[Hmm, um, um, Teacher Cang’s fingers are so slender and beautiful. I have a bold idea]
[Female netizens in front of you, please be sensible, Teacher Cang belongs to everyone, private use of buses is prohibited]
[Why are you so licking the screen? With this little talent, I won’t be able to eat four dishes in my life, and I won’t even look at your level. What is my sister Lei’s level? 】
[Hey, which four dishes of Kangkang are so expensive? 】
[Wedding wine, children's full-moon wine, funeral banquets and sacrificial tributes, talking about virtue means that you will not be able to get married, your children will not be a month old, no one will care about you when you die, and no one will pay homage to you after you die]
[Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu did not have the power to look so good. Courage】
[I feel uncomfortable the second day after missing instructor Rao]
[Since no one objects, I will secretly take the bone girl away]
[Bone Girl must weigh dozens or hundreds of tons no matter what. If you can just carry her away, listen to my advice and find a large settlement to become the Supreme Emperor and taste all the world's mortal world. Wouldn't it be delicious? 】
[Am I the only one who noticed that a new toy appeared on the screen? Teacher Cang doesn’t have a servant of fate with a tail, right? I mean a snake tail! 】
[Hey, new daughter? ? 】
[You haven’t updated for so long and you don’t have a family photo? Xiao Wang, do you still want to hang out in the forum with this attitude? Where is my little lady? Where is my instructor? Where is my big brother? That's it? No dog will even look at a man's ass! 】
【Woof! Teacher Cang’s ass is so perky, no one will notice if you take a sneak lick, right? 】
[Little bitch, shut up! 】
[If you can carry these long legs once, I’m afraid it will really last a lifetime]
【↑, Brother, something is wrong with you】
[I don’t want male mothers...wait? ? 】
[Is holding grass so exciting? Brother, why don't you write a book about it? My wife likes to read it! 】
【.】
It can be seen that from the poster to the audience, nothing is serious.
Lao Wang looked at the soaring number of views and laughed for a while. He closed the forum interface with satisfaction and posted once. This harvest will be spent by Dabao Sword. There is no way to spend it all. It will be spent during the Chinese New Year. Not finished!
(End of chapter)