Chapter 1310 Highlights a reliable one
"Isn't your interest calculated based on a ten-month cycle?" Li Cang glanced at the time: "I'm very busy today. I only have about 15 hours to deal with the remaining people above, otherwise I will judge their The empty island must be merged directly with us.”
"Will it turn into fertilizer?" Li Laixi yawned, "I really don't know how to do business. You will suffer a big loss. Let me tell you, two million people can't sell a package for 500 W, but you refused. A large order worth hundreds of millions.”
"As long as you know how to do it, the abacus beads are all falling off my face." Li Cang hugged Li Laixi and said, "I have an hour before the little lady cooks. It depends on your ability how much you can get~"
"Hey, your mouth is tougher than those dead ducks just now. Aren't you the one who cursed me and called me a dolphin?"
"I sincerely suggest that you also see a psychiatrist. There is obviously a problem with your memory. How long ago it was. My seniority has been very high in the past year!"
"How high?"
"Let me think about it, well, I must be taller than them~"
"What a beautiful little idiot, the only ones who eat them are the sons!"
"Can't you do it too, Dad?"
"You are trying to steal a slot. It is morally corrupt and perverted."
"I won't go. Dad's fragile heart can't bear such ruthless slander, so I refuse."
"Dad~"
"Let's go~! Have a good fight!" Dad was very lively and scolded Fang Qiu until he saw someone carrying a 5-liter thermos bottle: "Wait a little while, an hour, just an hour, you can do it with that thing What! Put it down, you hear me? Put it down! There are still two million mouths waiting for me to silence you——"
A great man once said that this is a world with only 1 and 0. 0 can be infinitely small and 1 can be infinitely large, so there is nothing wrong with one hour equaling seventeen hours.
The only small flaw is that this directly caused Li Cang to miss the final time for the determination of the laws of war. Two million refugees could only be crammed into the base. The person in charge of the unit responsible for receiving the project counterparts at the base had a more complexion than he had just received from a bottle of amaranth juice. The stinky tofu fished out of the tank is even more disappointing.
Of course, ugly is ugly, and refugees are low-quality. You can recognize it by pinching your nose. KPIs that focus on quantity but not quality are also KPIs. These days, no settlement or base that wants to live a good life is stupid enough to be extravagant enough to refuse. migrant population.
"I always feel like we have forgotten something." Lao Wang said while playing Go with Brother Da Shi, "Really, I always feel like something is wrong. Did we omit some steps that shouldn't be omitted?"
Li Laixi, whose pink eyebrows were kneaded into a bright halo, squinted her eyes and looked at Li Cang: "I guess he meant that you didn't let him go through what he called the process of torture to extract confessions and information, so he was very disappointed. This guy has always wanted to try it. Can a human kite fly? ”
"Yes, yes! It's that kite. Bah. What the hell am I talking about." Lao Wang said: "No, Teacher Cang, why didn't you mention the whole process about how that island can ignore the shield and not cause a collision with us?" , this is not your character.”
Li Cang looked at Lao Wang as if he were a fool: "Did you choose to go blind or something? Didn't you see that the sky island was covered with a layer of cross-star-shaped light when it hit it? It was pushed over by the jump storm, and theirs What is this thing called, tide?”
"I noticed it, but how do you know what they said is reliable?"
"Since even you think what they say is unreliable, why should I ask? Besides, I hate talking to strangers."
Li Laisi: "Except for the last sentence, I agree with Li Cang. If they really had a way, they wouldn't be pushed to the door to seek death. Wouldn't it be nice to live well?"
"Teacher Cang, you have to deal with living people, you know, you can't go on like this, a pear-shaped psychiatrist alone can't save you." Lao Wang vowed: "Really, our mother plus those nosy old men , they will find you a bunch of older pear-shaped old men and women who live to be ninety-one hundred years old. They will serve you comprehensively. While they are furiously typing into your brain, they will finger-examine your rectum and do a smear on your balls. They may even take the opportunity to slyly rub the dog on your spine. Take a sample, this is blatant theft, think about it, how terrible it is!”
Li Cang:
No, no, no, you overestimate them. Even if these things are added together, they really cannot reach one-tenth of your height. Tai Xiaoyi: "Zhong? Are you busy? A 10-ton green watermelon suddenly fell outside. If you want to dismantle the parts, I think the fuse of that thing is still there?"
"I'll go! Is there such a good thing? Has God opened his eyes? Leave it alone, I'll do it, I'll do it!"
"Little——"
boom!
The four people in the stilted building looked at each other and pretended that nothing had happened.
After a while, Li Cang couldn't hold it in any longer: "So, little lady, don't you know the delay fuse?"
Tai Xiaoyi stir-fried the air in the pot: "Don't those things all look the same?"
Three minutes later, Lao Wang limped into the room carrying a chipped oversized pipe pliers, pretending that nothing happened: "This is one of the reasons why I like mechanical timing fuzes, they are precise and full of purity. Industrial beauty, even the sound of jamming is so crisp.”
Li Cang: "So you used pipe wrench to tighten it?"
Lao Wang: "I used pipe wrench to tighten it."
Li Cang: "Awesome! Live another day!"
Lao Wang: “o(*￣▽￣*)ブ”
Li Cang: "Ten tons, that thing is worth at least four to five thousand coins. Charge it to your account. Also, remember to fill in the holes on the lawn."
Lao Wang: "."
So, without my knowledge, the wild grass on my empty island was turned into a beautified lawn like this? Well, if I want to go to the pond the next day to catch crayfish and the bugs that toads dig up in the grass, do I have to pay for it?
Li Laixi fiddled with the mini prayer interface: "Teacher Cang, your mother said that the third child may have been bullied at school. She has been in a bad state these past few days and wants you to go home. Oh, she also said that she needs psychological counseling. Yes. Severe anorexia and world-weariness, loss of appetite, and continuous absence from work. She needs to be hugged and hugged by an older child to get over it. I don’t want to talk to her. How many days have it been since you last went back? This woman is even more clingy than when I was eight years old! Shameless! Well, Huihui invited us to have a barbecue at her new home. Zhenzhen’s little sister Lili probably really found a boyfriend this time. Also, Jiaojiao’s wedding is scheduled for the 8th next month. Well, immigration The people at the bureau don’t agree with the price you set and want to talk to you again, that’s all.”
Li Cang had a black line on his forehead: "What kind of stuff is this? How come there is so much news suddenly?"
"Because you only open the prayer interface when you want to see or reply to messages. You never look at or reply to messages at other times! That guy Lao Wang only cares about his forum posts and Huangtu daddy! Do you know this? Do you know how many messages and missed calls the messy guy puts into the chat interface phone of me and my little lady every day?”
"What nonsense, except for our mother and your friends, who would dare to send you a message? It's always the little miss and Zhen Zhen who are in the top tank, right?" Li Cang said: "I won't go back for the time being. It's about the three little ones. Let mom figure it out on her own. Also, since when did the base have an immigration office like this? ”
"You just gave the deputy director two million people to go over there, you ask me?"
"I contacted the Census Department."
"That's him." Li Leisi said casually: "But why is it the Census Department?"
"They are better at counting."
(End of chapter)