Chapter 1373 Three White Eyes
Suo Zhihui insisted on driving. After all, no matter how fast the car was, it could not be faster than Kun, so he did everything possible to improve his safety factor.
Li Cang, who was holding the steering wheel, couldn't help but muttered and complained: "Sometimes it's really boring to be a man. I work as a cow or a horse during the day, and I still work as a cow or a horse at night. It's so tiring to live!"
Suo Zhihui blinked and smiled very sweetly and tea-like: "I hope you eat well and sleep well!"
"That would be even more boring!"
"Hmph~"
Qin Zhenzhen poked her head out from between the driver and co-pilot: "What riddles are you talking about? Hey, Hui Hui, aren't you and Teacher Cang supposed to be in love and passionately in love? Why do you suddenly want to go see the Fluorescent Coast again?" ?”
Suo Zhihui remained silent.
Li Cang said: "The salt water in that big thermos cup doesn't quench her thirst. She wants to go see the sea."
Qin Zhenzhen thought for a while and said with a serious look on her face: "Oh, is that so? I'll switch to electrolyte water next time!"
Li Cang turned around and looked at her blankly.
Qin Zhenzhen also stared back with wide eyes, the innocence overflowing in them was simply bolting.
Li Cang was quickly defeated: "Why are her eyes so big? Why are they so big?"
"Peach blossoms with drunken three-eyes, of course they look bigger." Suo Zhihui said, "But Zhenzhen's eyes are much bigger than mine to begin with!"
"Eh? Is this called Three White Eyes?"
"Yeah," Qin Zhenzhen said lifelessly: "That old man Xiahou Haiwei said that peach blossoms lead to drunken three-white eyes, peach-blossom eyes + three white eyes, how one's life is dangerous and troubled, and how one is usually docile and silent but acts based on interests Well, you are naturally spiteful and aggressive, and you are doomed to disaster at the age of thirty-three, blah blah, but old man Tao Hongben I disagree, saying that my eyes are overlapping, my eyes are long, noble and delicate, and I should belong to the category of phoenix eyes. Although I have troubles, I will not go astray. Because of this, the two old men had a big quarrel. I almost got into a fight, but I think it doesn’t really matter. I just feel lucky that my eyes are big and bright, otherwise I would be absolutely ugly!”
"When did this happen?"
"Just when they were chatting with Old Man Bei some time ago, I happened to bump into him. At such an old age, he still makes irresponsible remarks to other girls behind their backs. His spine will be rotten, hum!"
Li Cang looked at the rearview mirror, then stared into Qin Zhenzhen's eyes and fell into deep thought. Normally, with the level of Xiahou Haiwei and Tao Hongben, it would be impossible for them to make such a basic error in judgment. Damn it. Yes, these two old gangsters are probably criticizing Huaihuai, right?
"Teacher Cang, look at the road, look at the road, don't look at me!" Qin Zhenzhen blushed when she was stared at, and hurriedly went to scratch Li Cang's face: "Someone, someone, someone, someone in front of me!"
Creak.
With a brake, Qin Zhenzhen was directly folded onto the driver's seat and screamed in pain. Suo Zhihui helped her to her side. Anyway, the driver's seat of the car was big enough for the two of them: "Are you okay? ”
"No." Qin Zhenzhen rubbed her head and looked forward. The spirit of gossip carried the physical pain, "What's wrong? Why is it so busy in front? What happened so late at night?"
"Give me money! Otherwise, don't even think about passing through here!"
"The government owes us. Our children are dead. If they are dead, they should support us. Why can you drive a luxury car across our territory and we have to live a miserable life?"
"Run over us!"
"Come on!"
There was a road in front of the traffic flow, and there were several aunts and uncles lying on the road. There were dozens or hundreds of people watching. There were cars parked on both sides of the road with their lights on, and the whole scene looked like a faded old movie. The feeling of being out of time.
Theoretically, the time when this kind of thing happened frequently was really not much older than Li Cang. He would block the road and set up nail boards or spend money to buy a few old scoundrels to go directly to the road.
You bite me?
I just didn't expect that this kind of thing would happen in the actual control area of the base. The narrow island chain where this rarely used road is located is less than 300 kilometers away from the base's floating mainland island.
Walking corpses have been killed, strange beasts have been killed, and humans may be no exception, but Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen have really never seen such a bizarre scene, and they stared at the situation outside with their eyes wide open.
Li Cang stopped in the middle of the traffic, pulled on the handbrake and waited nonchalantly for the incident to end.
"We have called the police!"
"Ha, how about calling the police? If you can, they will send us all to the floating island chain to mine, and we will be fed, housed, and buried!"
"You, you, you."
"Bah! Give me the money quickly! Otherwise, people will dig nails into the road ahead! Even if I are captured and taken away, you can't even think about this!"
"Who are you trying to scare by calling the police? You think I'm so scared, you have the guts to let them kill me!"
"Killing people, Zf killing people!"
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This kind of excitement can only be watched for a while, and it will be boring if it is too much. Sure enough, within five minutes, Qin Zhenzhen had already started thinking about other fun: "Teacher Cang, there is smoke in the car!"
"There is no smoke, the car windows are closed and the fire is out"
"Cigarette, that cigarette!"
"If you don't smoke, you should quit smoking already."
"You smoke one, smoke one, and I take a picture. I just want to take a picture of you driving with one hand and smoking!"
"Go to hell!"
As a result, Suo Zhihui also became interested. Unable to resist the two of them, Li Cang ordered one and held it in his hand.
"Pfft, Teacher Cang, you are so hot and handsome, why do you look like a beggar just released from prison and finally found the leeward place?" Qin Zhenzhen couldn't help laughing, "Hey, put down the car window and hold your hands Put it on it, look at it, look out the window, look sideways, look sideways, Ness!”
As a result, not long after he lowered the car window, someone outside recognized Li Cang.
"That is."
"Is it Teacher Cang?!"
"Damn it, the money I paid for the trip today was not in vain, I actually saw a living Teacher Cang!"
"Ha! Teacher Lian Cang is stuck here? This belongs to his grandma!"
"Lawless!"
The people who were making a mess and noisy didn’t know what was going on, but the person blocking the road suddenly became excited: "What the hell, Teacher Cang or Teacher Dog, if the gods are here today, don’t even think about getting past this if you don’t pay the road maintenance tolls. If you have the ability, just Run over us!”
Then, a high-powered old tractor-trailer with an extra-large triangular plow on its head suddenly started, slowly blowing out black smoke and pushing towards the traffic flow from the side.
The first car was only slightly scratched by luck, but the second and third cars were directly thrown off the road.
Suddenly there was chicken feathers all over the place, and there were all shouts and curses.
Li Cang frowned. The last time Suo Zhihui and the others were injured was when they were hit by a car.
Come again?
Seeing the car door being slammed shut, Suo Zhihui quickly leaned out and shouted: "Li Cang, please leave"
An illusory skeletal gate opened in front of the traffic, and several dog-legged dogs who had no idea what they were doing before fell out of it, grinding the teeth of several old scoundrels on the ground on the spot.
The walking zombies themselves are more infectious to ordinary people than the subordinates, and the legions do all the work in the mill. Who knows what they touched and chewed in the previous second.
Li Cang raised his wrist: "Seven minutes, you have about seven minutes to treat the corpse."
The old guys who were on the verge of death a second ago got up and ran wildly along the road——
"Save us!"
"We don't have time to run to the treatment point. Please drive us there!"
"Save me!"
It would be a joke if someone would pay attention to them, but at least these old guys are somewhat self-aware and didn't shout for people to pray to save them. I don't know if they didn't expect or knew that non-stripped people couldn't pray at will.
A middle-aged man with a scoundrel look yelled with a stern expression: "Don't think that we will be afraid of you after scaring away a few old people! I helped build this road! No one can even think about it without paying! You are a big shot. I’m a bitch! Hehe, if you can, kill me! Brothers, drive over here and nail Luka, no one will let us move here!”
"I'm not ready to let you go."
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A group of dogs pounced on it like wolves and tigers, gnawing at each arm and leg, and then directly threw the half-dead and bloody people into the mill without any intention of letting them go for treatment.
Except for the shrill howls of the road bullies, there was silence in the traffic at night.
Can't bear it?
impossible!
It's too late for people who are struggling to make a living these days to feel sorry for themselves. How can they have time to feel sorry for others? At this moment, they suddenly feel that the forum may be really valuable. The omnipotent netizens don't lie to me. What they say is true. This is Li Cang, the killer with a smiling face.
emmmm, if you want to memorize some knowledge points in the future and you don’t know anything about them, you will have to check the forum more.
(End of chapter)