Chapter 1378 Big Leizi: I will conquer this damn temptation today
The feeling of bathing the upright Leizi was obviously very good, and it was very smooth once he rubbed it. Li Cang had to sacrifice all his strength in order to make Leizi wait for the ironing.
"A cupping?"
"No."
"That's a pity, my craftsmanship is actually pretty good."
"It's so ugly!"
"How come you don't feel ugly when you apply tattoo stickers?"
"You are sincere in your objection, aren't you!"
After a while, Dalei lazily fumbled around in the clothes casually left on the edge of the pool: "Go back to Sky Island to catch up on old times in the evening?"
Snap.
A bag of golden melon seeds was directly stuck on someone's face, and Li Cang's silence was deafening.
"No need!"
"What's exempt?"
“Free of charge!”
"Oh, Teacher Cang is grand, Teacher Cang is decent." Looking at Li Cang's slightly serious face, Li Laisi's yin and yang aura came out all at once, "Hey, you are independent, right? Why are you so precious? I just want to send you away, you have such a big face!”
"Why do I think you are more excited than me?"
"No, that's not the case!" Li Laixi denied it, as if she was being tough, "I'm worth 3.2 billion! There are people who love her and enemies who are willing to spend money, so what's the big deal?"< br>
That night, after Li Cang understood the specific definition of Li Laixi's so-called hot game, he only felt a black eye in front of his eyes and a buzzing in his head.
"I"
"It's too late to regret now!"
"No."
"You said so yourself!"
"Timi, can you let me finish what I'm saying?"
"Oh, then you say."
"I just want to ask you, how do you have the nerve to call this thing Cosplay with such a shameless face?"
Li Laixi read the prepared transcript with a deadpan expression: "Cosplay, role-playing game, referred to as dress-up or COS, generally refers to the use of clothing, accessories, props and makeup to play various characters in animation and games. Covered by broad extension."
Li Cang's face turned black with anger: "Every cosplayer can be so wild, but you, Timi, are simply insulting the entire cosplay world!"
"Just say you're not pretending or acting!"
"@#￥%?"
Routine!
It’s all a routine!
I fell into the trap of this prodigal bitch!
Li Cang looked at the tight school uniform on his body, at the egg-filled pancake trolley with red background and white letters in front of him that exuded a strong oily and spicy aroma, and then at the stall behind the stall, Li Lace, who was wearing an apron, sleeves, and a small white hat. She had a sly smile on her face. , I felt my back was numb and my scalp felt like an electric shock. Da Leizi, who had already entered the state, urged: "A man, buy an egg and fill it with cakes. Hurry up!"
Li Cang: "."
I hope that such a shameful and social death scene will be buried in our hearts forever.
"Ahem, Ah."
"?"
“I, Timi, can’t scream!”
"Oh, you said it so catchy when you asked me to call you daddy, didn't you?"
"Auntie, I want to buy an egg-filled pancake without eggs, is that okay?"
"It can't be done. Egg-filled biscuits don't have soul. Eggs must be added!"
"Auntie. I. I don't have enough money"
Really, Li Cang really acted out that kind of embarrassment, and people are really forced out of it.
"Not enough money? Which school are you from?"
"No. 1 Middle School, I said you've almost got it, give me the cake quickly!"
"Oh, it's such a good school." Li Laixi's smile gradually turned into a moderator, with three points of Liu Bei and seven points of Cao Cao, "Student, if you are so thin, maybe you are suffering from hunger, oh, why are you still wearing the old school uniform from last year? , he looks so distressed, come here, Auntie, look at the eggs, no, Auntie will give you two more eggs!”
To be honest, Dalei Zi knows how to cosplay. After all, normal people would never imagine such a shocking plot of being blackmailed into buying an egg-filled pancake. I think of Teacher Tangtang Cang, how elegant and decent she is. It was simply unbearable to be subjected to such humiliation. Two hours later, the egg-filled cake aunt finally showed a happy smile and got up.
"Come on, come into the house with me!"
"Put that fucking school uniform and sleeves down for me first!"
"Why don't you wash it?"
"Wash his paws!"
Li LaiSi mysteriously took out a box from under her bed: "Guess what this is?"
"."
Li Cang didn't want to guess.
There was a suspicious light in Li Laisi's eyes: "Wait, there will be a surprise!"
Tell the truth
Teacher Cang, who is hopeless, doesn't want any surprises at all.
As soon as Li Laixi came out after changing her clothes, she turned to Li Cang, crossed her legs and stroked her legs from top to bottom with her hands: "Dang, dang, dang, my new skin, looks good!"
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"You, you, you! Are you crazy?" Li Cang only glanced at the outline and his pupils were shaking. A mouthful of old blood spurted directly to the ground. He felt that he had used the greatest malice to speculate on people's hearts, but the result was that the child was not happy. Just my school uniform: "Li Lai Lai! Why are you wearing my mother's clothes!"
Li Laisi Qiubo threw bundles of money over her as if they were free: "Just now you were so careless about fulfilling my wish, now it's my turn to fulfill yours. You're such a big boy. I'm not very energetic and exciting. I didn't lie to you, did I?" br>
"Li——"
"You traitor! What did you call me?"
"Take it off quickly!"
"Don't you think it's against the rules? Who would let mom take off her clothes in front of her?"
"You@#￥%"
"Oh, can you guarantee that you haven't thought about it?"
".No!"
"Really? I don't believe it."
Today’s theme focuses on rebellion.
Get up early and do the laundry.
Not only Rao Qifang's clothes, Li Cang's school uniform is also the instructor's personal collection full of memories. A bright morning sun shone on Li Lai Si, and Li Cang pushed her over unceremoniously: "The sun is shining on your buttocks. Take off your clothes as soon as possible and wash them." When you're done, you put it back secretly, otherwise our mother will skin you later."
Li Laisi stretched out her hand without blinking, not bothering to move at all, but after Li Cang took off her clothes, the cunning woman turned over and rode up with a sly smile and a sly smile.
"Drive~"
The water temperature of 37 degrees is indeed very suitable for washing clothes. The clothes are soft and lubricated, and there are no mottled marks left by soap foam on it. The composition of the water may be a little complicated, but at least it is visually impeccable. The smell of laundry detergent is full of it. It is the healthy sunshine that makes people feel like they are between the mountains and the sea when the first cold rain falls.
Afterwards, Li Laisi put on her clothes, suddenly rubbed her belly and frowned and muttered: "So full? Suo Zhihui's little girl's skin is really useless! And you, you are not a good cake all the way, you are shouting "don't, don't scold" It’s so weird and unpleasant, but I’ve been tormenting my mother all night long. Ha, hypocrisy, really hypocritical. As sincere as Jill is, the man will be as hypocritical as he is!”
Da Leizi, who had eaten and drank enough, didn't even bother to wipe his mouth. He proudly jumped the jump point and returned to the base to make a living.
Li Cang was left alone and was in a mess in the wind.
Niang Xipi.
When it comes to personification, I, Li Cang, really seem to be too conservative.
"Master, do you need me to help you bathe and change clothes?"
Li Cang, who was stunned, trembled, and then he remembered Letitia's voice: "No need!"
"There is nothing to be ashamed of." Letitia said: "Lilianna watched the whole night last night. She said that you and the mistress are an enviable couple of gods and gods. Your souls are the best she has ever seen. The most in tune of all humans ”
Li Cang had already begun to consider silencing Dalei Zi and the young lady while they were away: "No! You're not Letitia! Liliana? What tricks are you up to?"
"Okay." Letisia curled her tail, "I really can't hide it from you, my great master with keen eyesight. What do you think of this skin? Is it lifelike? I used it well before I convinced Letisia. Ya provided her blood to me, but it has been a long time since she showed up. My body has changed. Master, my image should be very conformable in the main material world. I only know that there are many people walking with snake tails in purgatory. I didn't expect it to be so popular in the main material world. I just need to get used to it a little bit! ”
Wherever there is no Cos in life, all living beings are masked people.
"Are you homesick?"
"I don't want to!"
"No, you want!"
Liliana ran away, and the snake's tail turned into black smoke and sped along like timi nitrogen accelerating, really in a flash.
(End of chapter)