Chapter 1402 Li Cang: Could it be that he is really a genius?
He didn't know whether he was right or just worried, but Lao Wang found that the way Li Cang looked at him gradually turned into an indescribable feeling of despair.
Mr. Lu Xun once said: It is very easy for simple creatures like men to make friends. Let alone making friends, it is not difficult to recognize a father. Bringing a meal, a cigarette and a lighter is enough to make them willing to be their adopted fathers. We Big Lao Wang and Teacher Cang have a sustainable life-long friendship. As soon as Timi sticks out his buttocks, he can visually detect how warm the other person's rectum is. Based on Lao Wang's understanding of Li Cang, this is not possible without absolutely legitimate reasons. Guys usually don't behave in public in a manner that is outrageous and unseemly.
In a word -
Ha~
Don't care!
Lao Wang even enjoys the feeling of being cut to pieces by thousands of eyes. I like the way you can't stand me but can't kill me. This is simply a way to experience [Drag Knife·Painful Peeling] over and over again. As for the youth mini version, he doesn't care at all whether he will be super promoted for legitimate reasons afterwards. The main theme is a person who is drunk today and worried tomorrow!
Li Laixi revealed the truth that will definitely happen in the future in one sentence, but the ambiguity between the words is particularly full: "Li Cang hasn't treated you like a big beast for half a month, right? Are you itchy again?! ”
Before anyone could react, the expression on Lao Wang's face ranged from shy to coy to lively: "Although I look rough and bold on the outside, I am actually very delicate and passive on the inside. Cang and I The relationship between teachers, how can I put it? It belongs to mutual understanding~"
There are not many people in the world who are so excited that they would rather take it upon themselves to get involved.
Our Master Wang should be considered the best among them.
Li Leisi was dumbfounded and repeatedly considered the length of her vocabulary, but in the end it could not match the depth of being alone. She could injure the enemy eight hundred and damage herself by twelve thousand, but she still wanted to green you up. This kind of person would ask you if you are afraid?
Under the disgusting and subtle gazes of a group of people, especially Rao Qifang, Lao Wang not only did not feel ashamed, but his face glowed red and he even looked particularly rampant.
It can be seen that the thickness of Master Wang's face is really a mystery.
However, Li Cang has no intention of making jokes with this guy about shit and pissing. In the time it took him to talk, forty more injected flying zombies were digested and self-digested in various unbelievable postures. The array listed by Fei Zheng is much sparser visible to the naked eye.
Li Laixi muttered: "There seems to be something wrong with this posture."
The little lady's face was full of worry: "It's too fast! It's too much! Oh, Teacher Cang's luck is really...emmmm"
It’s hard to describe in one word.
According to their many years of participation experience, the result of this kind of random selection and natural selection in a relative sense is naturally that the sooner it comes out, the better. The sooner an embryo that meets Li Cang's standards appears, the earlier he can put the embryo's Evolutionary branches serve as initial templates for all other individuals to reduce unnecessary loss of raw materials.
To be less optimistic, the materials they have obtained recently are almost all special products that cannot be copied or replenished. At least the possibility of being replenished again in a short period of time is infinitely close to zero. The maximum benefit is under limited conditions. Transformation itself is not an easy task, not to mention that it is also related to Li Cang's unsatisfactory luck.
The air was filled with the strange and suspicious smell of melted flesh and blood. Even the SAN inventory leader like Lao Wang Li Lei, who was accustomed to big scenes, was a little unbearable, let alone the pampered greenhouse flowers from the base. Knowing that the convenience picture just now was fresh, many people stepped directly onto Li Cangkong Island. Within minutes, they were rationally buying the bottom under the influence of Li Cangkong Island's bizarre and absurd scenery, intoxicating gloomy music and strange smells. Several girls almost At the same time, they fell face down to the ground. If it weren't for Rao Qifang, Li Laisi's quick eyesight and quick hands, they would have either drowned in their own vomit, or they would have been sent away directly by the gaping abyss of saliva on the ground.
"Well, this smell isn't damn toxic, right?" Lao Wang sniffed and showed a real expression, "Teacher Cang has to be the one responsible for mental pollution. Come on, get some three-legged dogs and send people away. Go out and give me some hot ginseng soup or something. Hanako, you can draw a little cartoon or something, and don’t leave any more psychological shadow on others!”
As a result, Bai Huazi stuttered and said: "Painting, painting can't be done. The ability to paint needs to resonate with emotions. I, I, I, now."
I feel pity for her little face, which is so pale and frightened all day long.
Aunts like Jin Yujing and Kong Jingqiao were already so distressed that they began to cry like darlings. She wished she could hold the poor little girl in her arms and comfort her. As a result, she only saw a big girl who felt like she had opened the door to a new world. The animal's eyes were bright and he couldn't wait to shout: " Oh? So the bone girl I showed you that day can definitely be painted now! Sure enough, I am a genius, what the hell are you talking about? Can you imagine that Teacher Cang’s Feng Shui treasure land has such a use?”
Bai Huazi: "."
She doesn't like Bone Girl, she likes Yama Ai.
"Bone Girl? You don't even let go of this kind of ancient drama? You have a wide range of business!" Li Cang thought hard and reconstructed his memory, but because he had never seen it, he knew very little about it. "The scarecrow in my impression seems to be Is he a single dog? ”
Lao Wang's eyes were full of disdain: "You know Hammer, you can't judge people by their superficial appearance~"
"Careful!"
"Ah~"
A flying stiff body suddenly expanded hundreds of times, but instead of expanding along with it, the huge wings were gradually absorbed by the body. It was visible to the naked eye that under the almost translucent skin, there were strangely colored feathers in the filthy body fluids. The shape is like a surging wave. It looks soft but is actually extremely sharp. The excessively proliferated feathers are like tentacles that are randomly glued together. They suddenly tear apart a skin block and shoot outward. The speed is so fast that you can even vaguely see the air waves. traces.
Li Cang instinctively stretched out his hand to fish. As a result, the experienced Li Laixi ran away a step earlier when she saw that the momentum was not going well. Teacher Cang, who only caught a wisp of wind, twitched her fingers twice in embarrassment, and the glow of the homologous channel shone on her fingers. The tip bloomed, and a four-dog man stepped out of it waving the giant blade wildly. Without even looking at the situation in front of him, a headbutt hit the top of the feathered tentacle——
Boom~
Wet clumps of feathers were flying around, the blue-green blood of the dog's legs was splashing everywhere, and the minor injury of losing half of his head could not affect the logic of the four dogs' actions at all, although this thing itself has no logic.
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In short, the scene of a head smashing the first feathered tentacle and flying directly into the mutated zombie body, slashing and chewing with a knife, can be said to be very logical.
After the feathered body fluids and tentacles came into contact with Sigouzi, Sigouzi's body began to sizzle and smoke, and his skin melted like wax into a dark green sticky liquid. It is worth mentioning that Sigouzi's physique is It is really strong and can withstand all-round three-dimensional torture. It carries attributes such as abnormality, alienation, distortion, and cancer. It has enough metamorphosis resistance to reject almost any form of pollution, so that this fatal assimilation that can cause any alienated bloodline creature to die of bloodline chaos and disintegration has basically failed to make any effective progress on it, and it even looks like a four-dog. Zi is using his ontological attributes to contaminate a chaotic thing that is in the process of bloodline evolution.
There is no doubt that Si Gouzi is flawed. Whether it is mental, physical or blood huge flaws are the kind of ugly scars that can never be covered up. In theory, anything that is slightly similar to the special effects of Li Lace's ferocious dragon suit is elegant. Anything with the effect of the sister's bloodline dissolving rotten curse can directly detonate this time bomb, but Si Gouzi's actual performance is completely the opposite.
The unrestricted evolution process under the intervention and locking of Little Coin Zai is a violent poison to any alienated bloodline creature. This kind of evolution means infinite possible branches. The slightest contact may disrupt any bloodline that is not stable enough. , in human terms, it is not surprising that Big Corpse Brother took a bath and rubbed mud in this puddle of things, but it is quite magical for Si Gouzi to die on the spot without even taking a look. Such an explosive scene even Li Cang himself couldn't help but frown and secretly cursed: "Is it really a genius? Instability itself is a kind of stability?"
Li Cang simply waited and watched what happened, and did not prevent the abnormal and unstable factors of Si Gouzi and Fei Zong's evolutionary form from fighting each other and arguing about their interests. What if, right, he might be able to give us some stupid surprises? Unknown.
Within three minutes, there were only 17 flying zombie evolutions left.
Three of them showed no movement, as if Brother Li Cang and Miss Qiu had given them fake blood. 10 of them had completely lost their shape when they were flying zombies. Their condition seemed to be the same as when Miss Qiu was freshly baked. The nest sac is quite similar.
"It's too slow." Li Cang felt that his liver was trembling. If he continued to toss like this, he estimated that there would be no samples to inherit the evolutionary branches after the attributes were released. His fingers unconsciously fiddled with the halo of the Exorcist Soul Chain, "Damn it. You, I’d love to give you some tips”
You must know that the last time he died of the Wen Soul Chain was someone who really made great achievements. Li Cang did not seek medical treatment in a hurry.
"Raise!"
"Brother Corpse, go and give Goudan some blood!"
"Old Wang, lend me another half catty of your pink-haired rat!"
"Come, come, my little bone sister, I think this thing is destined for you!"
Master Wang: "."
Li Laixi: "."
Tai Xiaoyi: "."
Under the gaze of a group of people who could be described as having their eyes cracked, Li Cang without any scruples dove into the semi-living graveyard formed by the flying zombie liquid, touching here and there, trying to obtain death. Metaphysical inspiration and reminder of Wenhun Chuan.
"Teacher Cang, yes, in this field." Qin Zhenzhen tried to be as polite as possible, "Has he ever failed?"
Lao Wang smiled happily: "That's a big mistake! His failed experimental model converted into paper PPT is enough to burn the boiler of the base for half a year in winter! There are too many technical skills in the evolution of the servant of destiny. After all, In the end, it's all about luck. No matter how complete and logical the entries are, no matter how good the word game is, in the end, you still have to look at the face of someone else's little coin? Go ahead and die. This stubborn guy actually has a really bad temper. You have never seen this guy howling madly in the middle of the night, flipping off the table and banging on the wall. Hey, I guarantee you will never forget it~"
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"Are the handsome guy you describe and the miserable guy in front of me really the same person?"
"This, this is called superficiality, and gold and jade are tainted on the outside. Some people look prosperous and beautiful on the outside, but behind their backs they poop and fart. Unlike me, I, the king, never betray others. I am the same on the outside and on the inside. Handsome appearance and a soul like gold~"
Everyone: 乁()ㄏ
After all your nonsense, that shameless bit of bullshit at the end is the main point you want to express?
Putting aside the fact that Lao Wang was hated by people, Jin Yujing had a serious look on her face and said to Rao Qifang: "If you deal with this kind of thing all day long, a serious person will no longer be serious. I have pity on my innocent heart, Princess Cangcang~"
Rao Qifang first glanced at Lao Wang, then at the pile of absurd things where the big boy was, and corrected Jin Yujing's pun: "Normal people! Also, my son can't get out of the mud without getting stained." Qinglian but not evil? Lizi, what do you think?”
Duan Li said in her heart that I don’t dare to look at it. I have given up my professional ethics and tried my best to do things that are slightly different from traditional medicine during psychological counseling time in the medical sense. Please don’t embarrass me, a half-hearted psychological counselor. I don’t understand at all. I’m not worthy of mentally relieving even a little bit of mental stress on the big boy you’re mouthing every bite of, I’m not worthy at all.
What was on his mind but he dared not speak out, Che Zhulun kept talking back and forth, so naturally he had to follow Rao Qifang's tone.
Then Rao Qifang was really inspired: "Since we can't make him give up dealing with dead people, we can only force him to deal with living creatures more!"
"Listening to your words is like listening to your words. Fangfang, you said it very well. Don't say it again next time!"
"Don't we need to train troops in the base? What do you think of just sending people to our island? Killing two birds with one stone will bring good things in pairs! I'm really a genius!"
"Either you just annoy Princess Cangcang to death."
"Yeah! Teacher Cang will go crazy!" As the number one loser, Qin Zhenzhen probably spent more time following Li Cang around the base to see the world than Li Laixi. She said with great assurance, "Cang The teacher will definitely be driven crazy!”
"The greater possibility is that this guy will find an opportunity to send all those people to the mill in one pot, right?"
"Zhong, please don't talk nonsense!" The young lady tactfully expressed that she believed in Li Cang's character and morals, and then emphasized, "But it's better not to say anything. That time in kindergarten can already be regarded as a typical example."
Kindergarten teacher Zhan Shen Cang makes those who ask sad and those who listen weep.
No matter how much the base promises more practical benefits next time, it is estimated that the kindergarten will be determined not to invite Li Cang to conduct exercises. The results of the exercises are indeed outstanding, but first of all, the enrollment rate will not be able to withstand the torment.