Chapter 1410 The King’s Grudge
Lao Wang felt that he might be dying at the end of his life.
A flying dragon made a mushroom hotpot with dozens of kinds of mushrooms in a clear soup, cooked thin slices of black-bone chicken, and finally stewed four pheasants and twenty black-footed chickens.
"Well, Teacher Cang, if you don't want me to give birth to your child," Lao Wang took off the meat from the last chicken leg and ended the appetizer time, before putting half of the roasted alien antelope on the table into his bowl. He couldn't help but worry: "Does it mean that I am going to use me to take over the living human shield job of Dalei Zi? Or do you want to sell me directly at a good price?"
Lao Wang was completely moved when he was eating this meal, and some were just as confused as if he were bringing the reserved grain to the table, and he was panicking.
There was no reason why Lao Wang didn't panic. He had never enjoyed this kind of superior treatment from Li Cang in his life. According to the normal development of the plot, he would have endured and endured and endured until he couldn't hold it anymore and the dog groped away a few of them. Only stewing the flying dragon and then receiving a fat beating or scolding is in line with the market and the normal operation logic of Sky Island. This human incident is a tacit understanding of the world over the years.
Now that Teacher Cang has suddenly given him such great respect, is it possible that I, Wang, am really not going to die soon?
Li Cang reached out and took a heavily spicy alien antelope handed over by Li Laixi. He looked away from the table where Brother Corpse, Brother Sword, Sister Sword and Sister Bone were sitting, and he scanned Lao Wang's coy and delicate body up and down carefully, and let out a disgusted expression. The voice: "Are you worthy? Your protective ability is only a little stronger than that of the little lady. Have you ever seen anyone with a shield that is more fragile than yours? Apart from your appearance, do you have any corresponding functions?"
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Right for your stomach!
After suffering a soul-humiliation, Lao Wang finally felt that he had the qualifications to live again!
Lao Wang instinctively quarreled without even thinking: "How can I draw a conclusion even if I haven't used it before? You guys might not be as good at using it as I am. Only men understand what men want. You know, we want posture." We have to cooperate with each other when we have gestures, we are soul mates!”
Let's talk about it. Excluding the oral pleasure and the unreasonable resurrection technique, Lao Wang feels that although his skin thickness, endurance, and health bar length and width are not as good as those of a pervert like Li Cang, he can definitely compete with Da Lei. Zi Yi competed, not because he coveted Dalei Zi’s technical station that would remain unchanged for thousands of years, but because Mr. Li Cang was a little unhappy if he and the young lady were placed in the same position
I am a hard-blooded and true man, why am I being treated like a squishy guy?
Qin Zhenzhen exposed Lao Wang's extravagant thoughts with one word: "Hey, childish, how can you fight for favor like this? Why are you getting involved in the couple's little fun!"
"Pfft."
The whole dining table seemed to be leaking air.
Lao Wang was stunned, and even Li Leisi couldn't help but look up at Qin Zhenzhen.
Li Cang leaned across half of the dining table, touched Qin Zhenzhen's greasy fist, and praised: "If you can speak, speak more. We need talents like you on the island!"
"I and you grew up wearing open crotchless pants, so you know the girls are the ones who choke, right? Alas, green plums are no match for heaven. Li Cang, you ungrateful and duplicitous thief, why are you laughing at the hammer? ! ”
"Laugh at Zhou Yu's lack of plans and Zhuge Shaozhi."
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Suo Zhihui asked seriously and curiously: "So, is it Li Cang who has the highest defense among you?"
"When everyone was talking nonsense, you were the only one who still kept talking. Even when Teacher Cang told dirty jokes, you, Timi, just pursed your lips. So you know why I couldn't look down on you before?" Li Lei curled her lips, "Isn't this obvious? Li Cang has already killed two alien antelopes. The one named Wang hasn't even finished showing off half of them. The appetite alone is incomparable!"
Suo Zhihui winked playfully and pursed her lips in a habitual way at Lace, presumably to express that she had laughed.
Li Laisi let out a laugh and gave her a charming look in a gardenia style: "Look at your little white lotus, it makes people want to do harm and destroy it"
Suo Zhihui blushed.
"The strongest young lady individually, the group damage teacher Cang, assassinated and beheaded Da Leizi." Lao Wang recounted the treasures with a sad and haggard look on his face, "Who the hell would have thought that a guy like me, a macho man with a single look and a strong will, would actually survive in the end? The shape of the miscellaneous fish nemesis and group control, so is this the sorrow of the end? ”
"It's almost done!" Li Cang accidentally chewed half of the alien antelope's leg bone into a mouthful of dregs. The unpleasant taste made his brows twist into a knot, but in the end he didn't want to spit it out, chewing it. After swallowing it directly, "As long as you are a little bit more angry, you won't let me Those millions are in vain with my mother's teachings. Take the time to practice your internal dragging skills. Without the additional blessing of energy-based attacks, the loss of the dragging swordsmanship's attack power is still too serious. If you grow up, you will have a lot of beauty. Once you close it, you have to be able to move it freely, right?”
Lao Wang groaned for a long time: "Ah, yes, yes, I know, I know, Teacher Cang, please stop reading it"
Highlight a reluctance.
Killing ships with one sword is everything that Lao Wang pursues. As long as he is handsome, that's it. You can't be small if you are small, and you can't be small in this life. All I want is to have big weapons, good work, and plenty of food, so that those brats can be satisfied. Everyone comes to take a bath in my injury!
Li Cangcai was too lazy to pay attention to him. Lao Wang's style could be described in just four words: Zhang Fei embroidery.
One more word is a waste of words.
If you want to make this hanging hair suddenly become more exquisite, I am afraid that it is the kind of operation that will destroy the character. Fortunately, the cooperation between this guy and the little lady has always been tacit, which can make up for the lack of skills to a certain extent.
"I'll let Dalei Zi teach everyone a lesson later, and refresh my knowledge on Plants vs. Zombies." Li Cang said, "By the way, which version of the plant is the pistachio that appears later?"
"There's no such thing in the version I've played!" Li Leisi tapped her rice bowl with chopsticks and said, "Now I finally know that I'm useful. You can take classes, but you have to pay the tutoring fee. Well, Li Cang, you still have classes. Last homework! ”
Li Cang: "."
Then you collect homework very frequently and in a variety of ways!
The final result was that each of Miss Wang lost 20 gold melon seeds. Qin Zhenzhen asked Zhihui's tutoring fee to be paid entirely to Li Cang. Li Laisi even thoughtfully gave him a discount and collected 200 gold melon seeds. , the behavior full of Cang's style is heartwarming.
Seeing this girl grabbing half a bag of golden melon seeds, Li Cang was frightened. Last time.
It was really exciting, but it was a bit too exciting.
It’s hard to look back on the past.
"Quiet!" Li Laixi, who put on gold glasses and a uniform skirt, said with a stern voice: "You are the worst class of students I have ever taught. You must concentrate on taking notes for me!"
The students sat down and whispered to each other very rudely.
"Wearing a dragon robe doesn't look like a prince. I said Teacher Cang, you should take care of her. Look at my sister Dalizi. That's what we call a perfect fit. She has to have a good figure and temperament. Your Danglei doesn't do that at all. Do you know if this thing is suitable for wearing? It looks like a showman.”
"No one will think you are dumb if you don't speak. If you make her anxious, she will dare not tell you. Don't worry, this bitch can definitely do this!"
"Don't worry, can I not worry? There's nothing that Siberian tiger lady wouldn't dare to do."
"Crack!"
A piece of chalk struck out with a harsh sound, and smashed into a pile of cone-shaped powder tips in the middle of Lao Wang's forehead. The huge force made Lao Wang's neck tilt back, and his cervical vertebrae made a clicking sound.
Li Leisi knocked on the blackboard without looking back.
"彳卍口ba, the advanced nature of a game like Plants vs. Zombies is something that novices like you can't understand, but I don't expect you to understand it, because there is only one thing you have to remember: this is Big brother, this is the big brother’s second brother, this is the big brother’s third brother, this is the big brother’s heater, these are the big brother’s slippers, these are the big brother’s mints, these are the big brother’s goggles.”
"Wait, who is the big brother?"
"I'm afraid you, surnamed Wang, are a fucking fool. Are you pretending to be blind in such a big picture? How dare you be disrespectful to my elder brother and screw you up!"
"." To be honest, this lesson is not a good one.
More than two hours of concepts beyond cognition completely destroyed Li Cang's brain, which had zero talent for game understanding and operation. His hands were trembling. The skills and attributes of N types of plants and N types of zombies were all mixed up into chaos in his mind. Li Cang felt muddy and rubbed his stiff eyebrows: "This thing is so perverted when it is brought to reality."
"Who says it's not the case!" Lao Wang rubbed his elbows and the white spots on his body, "It's useless to put half a bag of golden melon seeds next to a pile of chalk. That girl was very happy when she talked about it, but in the end, she might as well not have listened to this lesson. My heart is in turmoil!”
"There is someone! There is a slave island!"
"Where?"
"At 4 o'clock, Teacher Cang, come quickly, they want to run!"
"Do things!"
An empty island with a diameter of 20 kilometers. There is no grass on the surface. The entire island seems to have faded, showing a bleak gray color. The island has no radar range close to 20 kilometers, and it is circling around. , and hundreds of simple large-scale structures rose from under the surface. The flames were spraying, and ammunition was thrown here like an explosive sling.
It was as if the force field barrier did not exist in front of these round or oblong ammunition. They were passed straight through, and at least hundreds of ammunition fell to the ground with a crash.
There was no explosion.
No toxins.
There was nothing unusual, just craters made by these projectiles.
"Chase!"
"Teacher Cang, are you awake? When have you ever seen a sky island that is slower than our island? Call Gou Kun out quickly. After a while, those guys will disappear without a trace!"
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"Don't," the little lady felt that her voice might have been a little louder, and she explained with a blushing face, "Don't chase me out, last time, and the last time."
So the four of them coughed awkwardly together.
Although this is not the kind of conservatism that Lao Wang likes, adhering to the principle of doing less than doing more, Lao Wang still doesn't mind taking more fish when he can cut corners: "Run away now? Let's go over and take a look at these guys. Birdman threw something up!”
"Zhong, be careful!"
The last time this happened, Lao Wang used a crowbar and pipe wrench to blow open a World War II whistle. The scene was quite spectacular.
Li Cang and Lao Wang walked together to an irregularly shaped projectile. The projectile was half-embedded in the ground and covered with soil, but it could be seen that the material of this thing was something between wood and stone. The surface, which is not very solid, is criss-crossed with deep and shallow cracks.
"What on earth is this horse riding? It's not a bomb!"
Lao Wang threw out the page hammer.
Boom~
Click~
Surging gray-green mist rushed out from the cracks. The temperature was extremely high, and the collapsed shell collapsed everywhere under the action of the mist.
Li Cang calmly pulled Lao Wang in front of him: "A living creature?"
"Living creature!" Lao Wang nodded, stroking the residue from his chest, "This bird thing doesn't look like it can kill anyone -"
Bo~
Green plants sprouted from the gaps around the broken shell, and the waving vines quickly tore the eggshell into pieces, as well as the weak and weak first-stage alien beast in the eggshell, whose arms and legs had been removed and branded with burn marks. , Devouring, in the blink of an eye, the vines have rapidly expanded to the point of covering the sky and the sun. The surface of the empty island surges and cracks like waves, with thick roots looming between the cracks.
The rapidly expanding Kun Kun tore a path through the tumbling forest and soared into the air. Li Cang carried Lao Wang with one hand and hooked his fingers. The Burning of Isolaye bloomed at high frequency between the roots of the vines. Ashes filled the sky.
Lao Wang did not hesitate to praise: "Elegance, it is so elegant, as elegant as the ebony throat that has an affair with the big purple sweet potato!"
"Why don't you, Timi, go down!"
Li Cang said, but he was not polite at all with his hands. He just did it, and Lao Wang fell into the vine jungle in the air.
About five seconds later, the blazing sword light cut through the entire jungle with a span of tens to hundreds of meters. The severed vines were still twisting when they hit the ground and quickly penetrated into the ground.
[Illusion manifests bloodline: Overlord Tribulus]
Plant length: about 200m
Life: 100%
Physical strength: 100%
Power: x
Agile:x
Status: Alienation 4 stage, family alienation
Abilities: Horn Scales, Tillers, Spores, Interference Pollen, Corpse Toxin Berries, Geological Pollution, Energy Absorption
The reproduction of Overlord Tribulus quickly expanded the radius it occupied to 200 meters away. When it touched the surrounding projectiles, they were hit and cracked, just like the spread of plague.
Li Cang stretched out his hand and pointed, and several homologous passages were opened. Doglegs swarmed out of them, trying to move and discard the projectiles that had not yet been affected, but they passed straight through them as if they were passing through a phantom.
Li Laixi frowned: "Are we the only ones who can touch each other with these plants? Li Cang, let's just release them all and deal with them together."
"Okay."
The Burning of Isolaye blossomed everywhere, and it succeeded in crushing these projectiles. Gray-green mist filled the sky island, and various plants grew out of it, such as giant mushrooms, Japanese melons, overlord tribulus, and happy ones. Fruit trees.
Then everyone also saw the shriveled zombies whose style of painting was completely different from that of the walking zombies, which looked extremely rough and crude. Some of the bullets even broke into half-length stone tombstones with unclear inscriptions.
"Ah this."
"Co-authoring is really Plants vs. Zombies!"
"Teacher Cang, do you think this thing can explode gold coins, diamonds and chlorophyll?"
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