You may not be able to make money by poaching a sheep with wool, but you are really happy, especially when you are poaching a pig with a familiar dog. How wonderful is it?
Okay
In fact, it may not be so happy.
With a dark face and two eyebrows twisted, Li Cang watched the turbulent flow tearing apart the boundaries of the dream and infecting reality, followed by the projection of the dream images on the screen.
"Hold the grass!" Lao Wang suddenly let out an explosive roar, "What the hell? Is that you, Teacher Cang? Is it you? Are you too embarrassed to say that thing is not yours? I dipped the big magic wand in the sauce and ate it raw. Hey! I can recognize that spine when it turns into gray! I'm really right. Are you really a walking corpse if you leave other lines? No wonder you don't want to show me! You are a shame! Little lady, you can't even see this guy. The boys who lead them are all straight and straight!”
Li Cang, who did not have any large-scale broadcasting accident, was in a very happy mood: "Ahem, would you believe me if I said that I have never seen this scene before?"
"What?"
"I have never completely turned into a zombie, at least not in the pictures I saw."
"What do you mean by 'return'? I'm so out of my mind!" Lao Wang yelled, "There are definitely more than three lines. Three lines for one person is almost enough, let alone create a group of 6 people and 42 for me. That kind of outrageous incident?”
Li Cang didn't say a word.
"After all, this kind of thing cannot be regarded as real." Tai Xiaoyi looked at the scene of the mountains of corpses and seas of blood around the calcified giant in the blurry and fragmented clips, and felt a cold air coming out from the seams of the bones. I couldn't stop, "Maybe it's just a possibility? Xiaosuo's natal ability itself has a special metaphysical meaning, so...well."
The young lady suddenly paused.
The dirty, turbulent flow is like a waterfall pouring down paradoxically from an undetermined height yet clearly visible from a very close distance. A solemn and substantial mist spreads from the boundary line between fantasy and reality. Come here, block your vision, climb up and down, and spread your teeth and claws wantonly from the top gap of the illusion.
Beyond several illusions, a long and slender giant tail appeared vaguely, and the entire illusion was coiled around for several weeks, projecting a long body, endless wings, a head full of horns, and a humanoid figure standing on top of the head. On top of the curtain formed by the illusion boundary line.
The illusion is crumbling.
The whole world shattered like glass. Countless eyes, countless fangs and claws, countless tentacles and indescribable objects were scratching between the shattered cracks, and sharp roars and tears were heard. Abusing the eardrums of everyone in the fantasy.
Tai Xiaoyi asked dumbly: "This? Is this the thing that is looking for Leilei??"
It was also the first time that Lao Wang saw the projection of the giant snake, and he bared his teeth in shock: "Li Cang, are you sure this thing can't come in, right? I'm sorry, we haven't come out of the illusion yet, but people are trying to catch the turtle in the jar!"< br>
"With your words, are you afraid that it will get in?"
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Lao Wang didn't know what to think for a moment.
Qin Zhenzhen's heart grew colder and colder, and she swallowed a big mouthful of saliva: "Teacher Cang, what are you going through every day? Why can't I find anything in the logs of other orbital line subordinates? Even a little bit similar? And if I jump on you with a scream and wrap around you like an octopus, would you mind helping me hold my butt?"
"Do you mind, and I suggest you take a small notebook and write it down so that you don't do it again next time." Li Cang waved his hand like a fly, "Get out of here, little miss, take her to the shelter to stay. You'll see too much of this stuff." The SAN value is not easy to repair, and I guess no one in the base is good at this technology.”
Lao Wang muttered: "Let Martinis, Tao Hongben, Xiahou Haiwei and that guy from the side show perform a great dance together, it should be fun! Well, thinking about it, I am actually quite looking forward to it. The four kings of the base will make their debut together." ! ”
Li Cang: (_)
Looks like
Isn’t it unenforceable?
Bah bah bah.
What on earth am I, Timi, thinking!
Li Cang quickly put this lingering thought behind him. The projection of Ibotztel above his head had transformed into a large beach of solid matter in the process of eroding and penetrating the illusion. It exudes a greasy stench that cannot be easily described in words.
If asked to describe it, Li Cang prefers that this thing is a kind of mental pollution that is transmitted to the brain through vision and causes the brain to make wrong judgments. It is not a real stench, or at least its smell is not like It's so visually awful.
Lao Wang dragged the hammer backwards with a solemn expression, a faint light flowing between the hammer and his body, the windless clothes were fluttering, and his aura was fully prepared for attack.
It has to be said that Lao Wang in this state is still somewhat ornamental. If there are many people, there may be some older girls and younger wives with more sophisticated tastes who will be dazzled by this guy——
"Fuck!"
What a good man, a man as strong and ferocious as a wild boar!
It’s a pity that I have a mouth
The whole painting style of "Fuck" fell apart. Li Cang, who didn't pay attention to what this guy was doing, was shocked when Lao Wang shouted. Lao Wang said: "Teacher Cang, I'm afraid those 6,000 two-legged beasts on the wild island are gone!" ”
Li Cang slapped his forehead: "Oh, I forgot."
A group of scoundrels rushed towards the wild island, chasing the unlucky ghosts whose pupils were as yellow as the marbles they played with in childhood, dragging and carrying them out of the insect nest like ducks.
"I said, have you seen their eyeballs?" Lao Wang clenched the handle of the hammer loudly, gesticulating and shouting, "Like fucking!"
After searching for a long time, I still couldn't find a good adjective, so I was quite uninterested.
"SAN value has been bought at the bottom?"
"I didn't feel anything."
"Let me tell you, if I reverse summon this thing like last time, I won't be able to get out for a few hours. The evil fire is quite weak against those messy things!"
Li Cang shook his head: "It's unlikely, but have you discovered that the two illusions are conflicting with each other? Our plan is feasible, but we still can't tell whether the two things tend to cancel each other out or merge."
"I don't know if it's useful or not, but it's really affecting me watching movies!" Lao Wang rubbed his red eyes and said, "It's hard to give me some hope but it's getting blurry. Oh, no wonder I feel like I missed a very exciting plot.”
"When did you become such a gossip?"
"I can't help but the plot is so fascinating!" Li Cang almost choked to death.
Lao Wang's page hammer was lifted and put down again and again. There was only a collision between dreams and illusions, but no concrete image. They were all conceptual things. He didn't even know what he was going to attack, like a barbed wire. Does it deal damage to the air like an angry caterpillar?
"No, just wait and see. We'll keep a close eye on what's going on inside. If something happens, or else, you can go in and have a look. Oh, it doesn't seem to work. You're already on the blacklist. It’s full of evil!”
"Compared with Dalei Zi, I'm still a little behind——"
A rickets-like albino hand suddenly hooked onto Li Cang's ankle. Pale corpse liquid and pus splashed on his pants. Every woven fiber suddenly twisted and squirmed to life. Li Cang could almost feel those things drilling along the pores. Towards greater depths.
boom!
The scarlet-colored foeeer wind mixed with wisps of pitch-black swallowed Li Cang instantly. The owner of the albino palm let out a shrill howl, quickly retracted its sticky tentacles, and wandered on the ground like a snake.
Li Cang put on a ferocious dragon robe to avoid being exposed, and he and Lao Wang glared at the owner of the palm, whose tuxedo was particularly eye-catching.
Li Cang's actions were not unpleasant. Seven channels of the same origin suddenly opened up, trying to take back all the losers and even some unlucky ones, and spit out the twin tyrants and the four losers.
However, there are hundreds of thugs No. 1, 2, and 3 who patrol and work on the empty island on a daily basis, and the roars and roars of alien monsters that have been corroded by the illusion are echoed everywhere.
These things still basically maintain their dog-legged human shapes, but they are twisted like rubber bands. Pale corpse liquid with a texture like melted wax keeps pouring out from the surface of their bodies and flowing to the ground. However, the bodies of these things have not shrunk due to this. , but contrary to common sense, it expanded rapidly, proliferating more tentacles, densely covered with limbs and heads, and dotted with messy facial features.
"One thousand eight hundred and nineteen."
A deadpan expression is the richest expression. Li Cang's tone made Lao Wang feel as if he was collecting money from a loan shark.
Starting with the Burning of Isolaye, Bone Girl was the one who reacted fastest.
The chains clanked, and the sickles and hammers hit the gathering place where the monsters of the opposite sex transformed by the doglegs were gathered. Black and white clouds of plague bloomed, and the splashing evil fire quickly ignited the ground like sparks falling on gasoline. Thick corpse liquid, However, the cloud of plague and the fire of evil energy failed to cause greater damage to the monsters of the opposite sex. In addition to the miserable howls being several times louder, the monsters in the flames were still attacking Old King Li Cang and all forms on the empty island. The unchanged alienated bloodline creature rushes.
“Interesting gadget.”
I saw Comrade Li Cang, the elegant magician, reaching out to grab a strange shape. The scarlet Isolayer's Burn tore through the earth and surged out, swallowing up the strange shape and Li Cang's arm like a small volcanic eruption, pale and pale. The embers exploded like dirty snow flakes, and there were such things everywhere within a radius of dozens of meters.
boom! boom! boom!
With three consecutive dull bombardments, half of the monster's body was burned almost instantly. The big wand was brought down, and the sharp sickle blade packed with huge power, smashed open the messy limbs and tentacles, and tore the monster apart. at the core of the shape.
The mucus spurted out, like a sea urchin that had been opened, but without the plump and fishy yellow color.
"Isn't this a new fantasy bloodline? That prodigal bitch named Li Na is still lying to me, and she will give her to the big corpse brother to be his wife! Give birth to a litter of little corpse brothers!" Old Wang It felt like I was fighting a giant slime. Every tentacle was slippery and elastic, and it was extremely difficult to apply force on top of the layers. So I yelled like crazy, "Every time! Every time! It's this disgusting." You stinky piece of shit! Can’t you be more humane and change your mind to something less delicious? Who the hell did I mess with?”
Turning his head, he happened to be face to face with the rotten flesh that Li Cang had torn into two pieces.
Countless folds and valves are like the abdomen of a three-eyed dinosaur shrimp swimming in the water. It suddenly seems to have turned into a weird and twisted face, with a canine tooth split in the center and full of tentacles, eyes and wet hair like seaweed. The whole "body" swelled like an open parachute and enveloped him.
"Hold the grass!"
Lao Wang's surprise was no small matter.
If he didn't really want to have any form of bodily fluid exchange with this thing, he might have to spit it into the open "mouth" on the spot.
The leaf hammer dragged a green light, like a shooting star, and blasted into the big mouth, disappearing completely. The activity of half of the strange shape stopped instantly, squirming and squirming, like the folds of the gastrointestinal tract of rumination. After almost three seconds, the count Hundreds of weirdly twisted and independent claws, soles of feet, and heads suddenly exploded and fell apart.
The corpse liquid is like rain, and the broken flesh is like wadding.
Lao Wang suppressed his nausea: "Isn't this comparable to the vitality strength of the walking zombies in stages 4 to 5?"
He didn't remember that Big Gouzi and Er Gouzi were so fierce.
Li Cang held the other half of the burned grotesque shape in his hand. The tens of millions of strands of spinal cord hanging from the top of the wand pulled half of the grotesque shape like a puppet on strings.
Li Cang carelessly fiddled with its core with a big wand: "I can't see the vitality in their bodies, so does it come from the infusion from the edge of the illusion? Lao Wang, do you think they belong to the plant illusion or the sea of suffering illusion?" < br>
"What gave you the illusion that I would care about that kind of thing?!"
The hammer danced wildly, but he did not overly deliberately strengthen the power of dragging the knife. It can be said that Lao Wang had some experience in saving energy and adapting to changes.
Then Lao Wang discovered that the Twin Tyrants and Si Gouzi summoned by Li Cang had not even moved at all. He turned around and saw that those good guys had not come at all. At this moment, they were focused on heading towards his island. Rushing.
He didn't feel surprised at all, and he didn't want to scold her at all. Lao Wang was shocked, his body shivered like an electric shock, and his blood felt like his blood was running cold.
"After finishing the calf, worm, worm's nest", he lost all interest in watching the excitement, and Lao Wang ran after the four black dogs as if struggling for his life: "Cao Nima, I call you a bloody mother. , who dares to risk my life and give it a try?”
Li Cang sighed without meaning.
The sky island beneath my feet trembled slightly, and the flesh-like ground opened into abyss. The spores of the tomb beast boiled out from it. Its long tentacles, whose heads and tails were missing, slowly squirmed and moved under the abyss, enveloping them in either scarlet or pitch black. of mist.
The tentacles branch out into a huge number of smaller tentacles, spreading out like a tide, quietly waiting for the spores to take root, sprout, bloom and bear fruit, and
Feed.