Chapter 1434: Bad association
We have no way of knowing how many underground game studios Leizi and Lao Wang, who are cutting corners and fishing in troubled waters, have managed to finance in the past 16 hours. In short, the two of them worked so hard that they were exhausted. One was showing off his rice while the other was sleeping soundly.
While showing off his elbows and drinking beer, Lao Wang pointed at the three-dimensional projection of the sky island. The plan to maximize the overall structural strength of the sky island by minimizing the honeycomb layout was optimized by Xiaobi Zaizi. Not worth the money, it's a fool's errand to operate. Master Wang only needs to be a supervisor to help Li Cang's dogs cooperate with the swarm. There are no shortcomings other than staring at people at any time and being inseparable from others. Besides, for some people, it's just ordinary. Problems that can be solved with wetware can be classified as advantages.
Li Cang is probably a little unhappy with the generosity and stinginess of the fantasy island chain that is so synchronized. Your Excellency, the respected magician, has been a warmonger all his life. Now he is suddenly asked to engage in long-term geopolitics with a living person. What should he think about it? Not tasteful.
"Can you please stop sighing, Timi? I'm so hurt by you that my scalp is starting to feel numb!"
"Dead walk."
Li Cang unconsciously curled his fingers, and the big wand curled up like a big catfish above his palm, scurrying back and forth with joy, showing a burst of agility and vitality for no reason.
His eyes had actually been fixed on the extremely ferocious sleeping Da Leizi, staring blankly at Miss Qiu lying under Li Laisi's old-age rocker, with her neck full of dreadlocks and three long tails, really like an anti-aircraft gun swatting away mosquitoes. then will be killed The mosquitoes were neatly placed where Li Laixi could see them at first glance when she woke up. When the ants came to move, the animal would move all its mosquito arrays, leaving only one ant messy in the wind and the others. Brothers and sisters reconcile accounts over and over again.
Qin Zhenzhen sat cross-legged on the other side of Miss Qiu, took out a walnut from the small basket, placed it in Li Lai's hand, and scratched it with a feather——
Boom!
Comrade Guang Ping happily picked and ate walnut kernels. There was a particularly clear happiness, stupidity and selflessness in his eyes. He eagerly said: "Goose, goose, Huihui, do you want to drink coconut juice?"
"Be careful to wake her up and treat your clever little head like a coconut. Leilei will be very angry when she wakes up!"
"How could you say such irresponsible things at such a young age? You can't imitate Teacher Cang. You know, women worry about so many things and are too preoccupied to lose weight. You have to take care of yourself. You You have to stand up!”
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Suo Zhihui wordlessly put a walnut into Li Lei's palm.
Boom.
"Very good, eat one piece. Hey, you should eat one piece. Do you feel a kind of heartfelt and heartfelt happiness now?"
"Happy, you make me happy from the bottom of my heart."
Sure enough, it’s not without reason that Li Cang keeps treating you like a child.
Lao Wang was quite happy with his drink. He actually lit a cigarette while the young lady was away, coughed twice, put the cigarette in the cigarette case and threw it on Li Cang: "Normally, dogs don't worry about you when they see bones. What are you holding back?" What’s bad? ”
"Insects!" Li Cang clicked one and fiddled with it in his hand, took a puff, found it was tasteless, and threw it on the ground: "It's really sad to think about Yggdrasil. It is the righteousness of the human race and it is a closed airspace. Sure enough, Ah, I had an intuition at that time that this kind of thing could not only appear sporadically in a certain area of airspace.”
"When a divine creature passes by, you have to take a few bites of its meat to taste it. Why are you suddenly so interested in these bugs?"
"What if the whole world is filled with this kind of thing in the future?" Li Cang's mouth curled up with a ferocious arc: "Think about it, your foot-washing city, your Baiyujing, your old aunt and little wife, your ——In short, I’ll eat it all for you!”
"Hold the grass, hold the grass, do you want to be so damn vicious? I tell you!"
very good.
The smile will not disappear out of thin air, it has just been transferred to Li Cang's face, but what Li Cang was thinking about just now was actually another completely unrelated issue.
The offensiveness, reproductive capacity, and spread rate of the Ziya Zerg are undeniably powerful, and they are even less picky about food than Li Cang. They were born to choke. Of course, Li Cang is not the only one who hates them. The first destiny is based on the will of the master of the lair. The Zerg with its own will have deep affection for Li Cang, a twisted, cancer-like ugly and evil creature that corrupts their group will and pollutes their pure flesh. It can be said that the two sides have always been in a relationship since they met. I'm disgusted by this state.
Although the chain of contempt has been closed, the two sides have probably never really distinguished themselves. Even though the master of the lair who was crushed by Li Canggan has entered the mill and suppressed the bottom of the box, his will has not been completely wiped out. It seems that he still maintains a certain degree of If you count the mental grid channel on it, it and the Twin Tyrants and Four Dogs below it should actually belong to a relatively independent structure under the mill, an alternative ecosystem.
Sometimes Li Cang can't help but wonder, if a nest master and all the Zerg under his command are regarded as super-individual life forms, then the nest master in the mill can also be regarded as completing an "alienation" and life. A leap in levels, after all, it not only escaped the control of the large group of people with the help of Li Cang and finally survived, it even maintained the indefinite existence of itself and its bloodline to a considerable extent.
This is further extended.
What about Servants of Destiny?
Where is the second son by blood?
Why can't the traitors be regarded as the continuation of life in another form of the walking dead?
So is it the subordinates who are controlling them, or is everyone treating them as alienated bloodline incubators?
In short, every time I think about Li Cang, I feel chills running down my spine and it’s very unpleasant
cough.
This thing cannot be studied in detail.
If we continue to struggle, we will divert the question from biology to philosophy. Li Cang, a refined and elegant materialist warrior, is not very good at such perverted things.
Lao Wang twisted his face and thought for a long time, and finally figured out where the point that had always made him feel that something was wrong was hidden: "Fuck, you are such a bitch, you don't even have to worry about what you can squeeze out of this shit." A few ounces of oil, right? You're damn afraid that the bugs here will riot like Yectrasil, and they'll explode and spiral up to the sky, right? Then the Thunder Tree you planted will be blind! Niang Xipi didn’t run away anymore, you thought the bugs had no meat and still wanted to grab the slot, the bugs really thought you were too hard to chew! If only the master of the previous nest could upload and share his will with the large group, I knew you were here, ha, a mature and stable person. The passage calculation ball, they are determined to blow up the passage and bury you in this damn place.”
"Already know" Li Cang continued to sigh, "People on the fantasy island chain said that since we entered the fantasy world, the insect channel has experienced an unprecedented outbreak, and the activity of the Zerg's mental grid has even interfered with The living conditions of ordinary beasts on the fantasy island chain."
"Didn't you blow up the nest directly? Why? You shouldn't!"
“When you see it’s shit, you have to dip your finger in it and suck it to make sure it’s shit? That thing is so smart! What’s it trying to do?”
"Unless. Unless unless
"There is something here that they can't let go of!"
"Illusion Tree!"
When Lao Wang was gearing up, he found that Dalei Zi had been woken up by him at some point, without directly giving him the soles of his shoes, and was looking at him with a particularly strange look.
Li Laisi rubbed her eyes: "Is the version updated? This thing was updated while I was sleeping?"
"Some people's brains are finally no longer just an organ." Li Cang played on the old-age shaker. "Anyway, if the bug doesn't blow up the exit immediately, it proves that it will basically not do this in the future. Although I still don’t understand why they are so interested in an illusion. Anyway, this is very important to us. It's good news for me. The Zerg are very valuable and the materials are very useful. We must hold this illusion channel in our hands. This is enough. But then again, this place wishes that 10,000 forces are entangled and just plant trees. Definitely not, choosing who to engage in diplomacy here is also a troublesome matter.”
Lao Wang smacked his lips and laughed strangely: "The old ladies on the land of God Mu have a common language with these guys. Who can catch up with them in terms of primitiveness and roughness? Moreover, they are very loyal to you, Teacher Cang. There are many suitable candidates." , not ten thousand times stronger than the base?”
"Tsk~" Li Laixi hissed, "Auntie Goldfish's jealousy will explode immediately. My mature, sensible and flavorful aunt, who can stand it, Teacher Cang?"
"Hahaha~"
"Take a rest for two days and deal with the empty island. Especially Lao Wang, be mentally prepared. What we have to do is to rush out under the eyes of the bugs. You can't do it even if you don't want to peel off the skin."
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Lao Wang thought to himself, why is it that I am always the one who gets hurt?
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As expected, Li Cang was not fooled by the fantasy island chain. His sincerity was so full that it was almost showing. Even Lao Wang could feel this. He stared at the row of women with flamboyant lines and cool clothes in front of him, but they didn't know where to look with their quail-like eyes. Their expressions were so complicated that it was difficult to describe: "Damn, did they do it on purpose or something? What the hell is this?" Human race, are Nordic people so tall? If they want to hit a boo, they have to jump up first.”
Lao Wang, who is two meters tall and has a body that is so arrogant that he can compete with the Wild Boar King, actually feels ashamed of himself in front of these women. He is obviously much taller than them, but he has no reason to be shy for more than a moment. This makes Lao Wang The king could not bear it.
The dog said it!
Use this to test cadres?
Hetui, there are no new tricks at all!
Lao Wang weighed a stack of contracts: "Since we are comrades in arms, harmony brings wealth. I don't care about this. I will take it and others will take it away."
Master Wang is a down-to-earth person, and his face feels a bit unbearable when he talks.
Diplomacy is really not a job for human beings. One second they are having a heated exchange of words, and the next second they are letting each other off in business. Is that ridiculous?
"Oh, my dear friend, I come here with sincerity. I hope you will not be disrespectful. Did I use my grammar wrong again?" The strong man Kohonen, who is almost as tall as Lao Wang, said with a smile on his face. With a stiff smile, the fly rubbed his hands in embarrassment and said in detail: "I'm sorry, I'm the only one here who knows a little bit of Chinese. The others can't even speak English well. This land is not fertile enough to feed everyone. Nor did we force any of them No matter who they are, they are the leaders of all the forces in the fantasy island chain and the apples of the eyes of the major families. If you don't like them staying on your island, you can use your jump channel to send them to the flower grower's base. Yes, they have the ability to live a good life on their own, and this is also a good way for us to communicate and understand each other. After you send people over, this behavior will be more positive!”
"No, this is all part of the contract. How else do you want to force it?"
After speaking a long paragraph, Kohonen's stiff face finally became more natural: "Dear Wang, please don't misunderstand. This is just the most basic means of protection. It is an insurance. We have not restricted their personal freedom. I just try my best to do what I have to do for the safety of all the residents of the illusion. I think it is better to keep some things within the scope that only you and I can understand as much as possible. What do you think?" >
Lao Wang felt stupid: "My fucking surname is Zhong!"
The group of Nordic girls were very knowledgeable. Seeing that they seemed to have a lot of opinions about their height, some of them immediately took off their shoes and stepped on the ground barefoot. To a certain extent, it can be said that they have done their best to be this hostage. This is probably A kind of dedication that Lao Wang could never understand. After all, he had always felt that picking up hair from his head and giving it to the base was considered a huge reward, well, except for washing his feet.
"How tall are you?"
"One hundred and ninety-two centimeters."
Lao Wang couldn't help but asked the girl who took off her shoes first. He choked and looked at the high heels of at least 12 centimeters in her hand and remained silent for a long time: "How old are you?"
"Sixteen years old"
".She's so fucking afraid. Do you call this voluntary?"
This is the first time that Master Wang, who is two meters tall, has scolded her on the topic of size. Usually this guy is extremely arrogant on the island and has a full sense of superiority.
"They are just shy and nervous. Some Finns are like this. You will understand later." Kohonen promoted it as if reading the manuscript: "At the age of 14, Viivi was already one of the most famous runway models in the entire fantasy island chain. , her eyes are as bright as emeralds, with With her beautiful appearance, superior family background, elegant conversation, and familiarity with many classics, she is full of admiration for your strength. She voluntarily participates in this marriage. She volunteers to visit and study at the Huaxia base to promote the friendly relationship between you and us. A wonderful tomorrow! ”
"What's wrong with each one!" Lao Wang said that his cement-sealed heart was indestructible, but he was still happy to have some fun for himself, ah no, for Li Cang. He blinked: "But, that's okay, I'll let the other side do it later. We also sent an exchange group to express our gratitude!”
Kohonen showed a smile that all men understand, and everyone was happy and happy.
At this time, Li Cang simply refused the banquet invitation to visit the other island chain: "After the renovation of the empty island is completed, we will start to take over part of the defense line around the Zerg jump channel. I will send you a list of safety matters later. On hand.”
"Okay, powerful orbital slaves, your strength has conquered us, and you are also the first team in history to cooperate deeply with the fantasy island chain. There are many people on the island chain who really want to meet with you. I think so It can reassure them, we have prepared a grand banquet and welcome ceremony”
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After Kohonen left, Lao Wang immediately started to complain: "Mother, Xipi, it's really tiring to talk to this guy. His language organization skills are so messed up to begin with, and Timi talks half and hides half. I have to waste so much brains." Qi Qi guessed what he wanted to say. Is it true that if you release this kind of thing to engage in diplomacy, you won’t be beaten to death?”
"How many of those who engage in diplomacy can speak seriously?" Li Cang pinched his eyebrows, "If it weren't for the one-way passage not being able to be used, I really want to grab a few strong men from the base right now. What he said, you go , you are full of foul language, you are born to be a good diplomat!”
"I'm not going!" Lao Wang looked around and found that it was quite difficult to be taller among the dwarfs on this island, so he fixed his eyes on the innocent, weak and confused Qin Zhenzhen, "It's just her, this girl Coming from the base, the official status is just right!”
Qin Zhenzhen: "Yeah?"
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"Then what the hell, you can't let those two snakes go, can you?"
"Okay."
"What the hell?!"
In such a sloppy and perfunctory state, Letitia and Liliana were caught by the young lady and made extremely gorgeous dresses. They wore old jewelry and dressed up like Barbie dolls, and they were forced to have sex with each other. Kun.
One red dress and one black long skirt, the jewel-studded makeup is elegant and powerful, the dog Kun on his feet, the twin tyrants holding an umbrella, the three dogs supporting the skirt, the magic mountain master leads the way——
With this aura and attitude, who dares to think that these two snake ladies are not the real owners?
Letitia herself belongs to the powerful class of Jinghai Kingdom, so she has nothing to say about it. As for Liliana, the only thing the Purgatory Demon cares about is: Is the lunch opposite a buffet or a banquet? Provide fresh and unsullied souls?
After sending away the two things, Li Cang breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't have to be led around like a camel in a scenic spot to take photos and laugh. Lao Wang breathed a sigh of relief. He finally didn't have to be squeezed out by the little lady's weird and evil spirit. Li Laixi breathed a sigh of relief. , I can finally play games for a few days without stopping.
In short, everyone was very satisfied, even Viivi was very satisfied. The little girl Viivi could not help but excitedly whispered to her companions: "He is super good-looking, super delicate, and he has the same personality as us."
"Yes, yes, I, I, and I didn't even dare to look at their faces. Xiaowei, you are really amazing. My legs were shaking just now, but you can still answer the question. I have never been in front of so many people." I just stood there with my face straight, feeling so ashamed and embarrassed, like a product waiting to be selected!”
"Of course, I often go on catwalks!"
"Are we really going to that base?"
"The family wants us to go, doesn't it?"
"Viivi, can we really buy peace?"
"They are too powerful. They are an opponent that we are not sure of defeating even with all the strength of the entire fantasy island chain. What's more, the other party is willing to help us resist the Zerg, which is worth it."
"Ah, ah, what should I do? He, he and they are coming!"
About ten minutes later, Viivi and her friends were taken to the insect nest and looked at each other with the captive seniors Josh, Li Na, and Li Mingna.
Josh is a very enthusiastic person: "Hello, my name is Joe, you can call me Old Joe——"
“Ah, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you’re so good, you, you, you’re so good at, okay, okay, okay, haha——”
Josh was confused. What's going on? How could I, Old Joe, say that it's an evergreen tree that attracts bees and butterflies in an African construction site? Doesn't it look so vicious? ?
(End of chapter)