Chapter 1478 Li Cang: Let me die!
On the other side of the swimming pool, Qi Shaozu, who was leaning against the rooftop fence, raised his eyebrows and said to Mai Zhicong in a frivolous and playful tone: "Did you see that they went down with prey that suits your appetite? Tsk, the sheep has fallen into the tiger's mouth. It's hard to calm down." Ah!”
Mai Zhicong downed a large glass of wine: "Fuck you! You two have the same surname and are so bad-tempered. Before you came here, your father who stole my sister-in-law didn't tell you to watch more and talk less and be honest. A nice vase? ”
"Ha" Qi Shaozu just wanted to be bored. He was scolded by such names in front of a group of companions and female companions, and he immediately lost his face, "Brothers know in their hearts that we are not serious people anyway. I came by invitation. To put it bluntly, this kind of situation is just a beauty hunting bureau. Since we have invited people, everyone will help each other. One person can't drain the pond dry, so Ya Ting will use a sword at the base. Do you really think that everyone will fall for his tricks?”
"Be careful what you say. This is someone else's territory. Besides, look at other people's faces. What level do you have and what level do you have? You don't know what level you are in?"
"Ha, then tell me what my level is?" Qi Shaozu cocked his neck and glanced sideways at the other companion who was talking, "Money can make all the difference. No matter how awesome he is, he wasn't even able to catch up a few days ago. Talk to me about business!”
"Huh? Even if I agree with you, then you, I, are at the same fucking level as me. When we meet at the wine table, you and I might have to say, "This is my business partner, please give me some advice." Uncle, I'm pouring you a glass of wine. I still have two eldest brothers above me, but they can't take my turn. As for you, if you can be of any use, As for the fact that you are thinking about playing games with us gangsters?" Mai Zhicong sneered: "You are the one who talks about this and that all day long, and you are so stupid that you can't even bother us in front of the second-generation ancestor. I don’t even understand, can you hold two taels of sesame oil in your stomach? Just say it, it’s a shameful thing!”
"Mai Zhicong, I will fuck your mother!!!"
Qi Shaozu's voice was really noisy. The independent band that was playing maintained good quality and was not affected at all. However, the people around him seemed to have pressed the pause button and turned their heads to look.
How fresh hey!
Where did this weird stupid young man dare to act like a monster at Teacher Cang's party and drive a life accelerator?
"This gentleman."
As soon as Manager Wang took a step forward, he was kicked to the ground by the angry Qi Shaozu. My family named Mai has a business cooperation with his father, but who do you think you are?
They were used to being lawless at the base, and it was common for them to criticize each other. Mai Zhicong was already upset and was talking quickly. After saying what he said, he felt a little regretful on the spot, but Qi Shaozu's kick made even him confused. "Qi Zi, are you fucking crazy?"
"Ha, you and I pretend to be your mother--"
Before Qi Shaozu could finish speaking, a hand pinched the back of his neck and lifted him off the ground. His voice suddenly stopped. As soon as the golden light emerged from his body, it was forced back into his body by some force, and it was tight. His muscles also became loose.
"Who? Who the hell are you? Do you know who I am?"
Click.
Then a corner tablecloth.
After taking off his chin and stuffing the tablecloth, the sideshow rubbed the saliva on his hands onto Qi Shaozu's back, scratched his head again, and showed a shy and delicate smile to the stunned onlookers: "Hey, um, little one Sister-in-law, is this guy also a friend of Brother Cang?”
Bai Huazi looked left and right, her pupils dilated, and she pointed at herself: "Me, me?"
"Then it seems that we don't know each other." The side show picked up Qi Shaozu's neck and walked forward like a dead dog. Suddenly he turned around and said, "You guys, together, pack up and get out, don't affect me. Brother Cang is excited!”
Mai Zhicong and others were deeply hurt by this careless look. The feeling that although they maintained eye contact but didn't bother to look at them at all was almost the same as when they found a half-clothed beggar on the roadside and muttered. Why are there still poor people in this world who can't afford to eat?
Suffocated and desperate.
Mai Zhicong suddenly felt a chill. Without saying a word, he followed Bian Xiu downstairs with his body shrunken. When he came out, he happened to meet another group of high-spirited and well-dressed men and women arriving at the villa in the middle of the mountain. He was curious about them. Pointing.
"Get out~"
The side show threw Qi Shaozu to the ground and kicked him.
"Hey, Brother Bian, what's going on?"
"How do I know what's going on? I just saw these things making trouble. Do you know them?"
"My brothers and sisters are the most unlucky ones in the world. They usually have trouble even asking for leave in the army. How can they know anyone else? Maybe they are from areas B and C outside? Who cares!" The guy who spoke! He left with a side show, "Isn't that right? When the old man inquired, When I came to Teacher Cang to find someone to play with, we all came here in a hurry. Brother Bian, Brother Bian, you are familiar with Teacher Cang. You will introduce someone to me in a while. Is it true that everyone we look at now has a blank look in his eyes? I can’t afford to lose that person!”
"Stop, stop, stop, Brother Cang is annoying you with such a familiar face, please control it!" Bian Xiu said angrily, with a hint of admiration on his delicate face, "Well, Brother Cang is quite reserved. A man who can not only howl and beat, but also make friends My friends are much better than me. It’s hard to deal with your Zhao Hei Lian and Tao Lao. Brother Cang can make friends with them. And that old black Martinis, damn, I can’t stand it as soon as I see him. I can’t help but want to beat him.”
"That's a good relationship. I'm going to say that a few old guys are unreliable. They are a lot of young people who know how to knit. Hey, Brother Bian, Teacher Cang is really as good at fighting as they say. Don't worry, I It means leaving behind those mountains of corpses and seas of blood, is there a chance to fight?”
"Can you think of anything useful in your mind all day long? Take a look for yourself. Does the situation above look like a stage set up for you at any time? Wouldn't it be nice to just find a partner for yourself? Your monk temple is afraid You can’t even see half of Sister Bing, right?”
"Hangcao? So many young ladies? This is paradise!" Si Baofeng's eyes almost turned into kaleidoscopes, and he was dazzled, "No, wait a minute, Brother Bian, do you mean you have found a partner? Say! When? What happened? I haven’t seen you in just a few months!”
The sideshow coughed: "Nothing at all? What are you talking about? Sister-in-law! You don't understand such a simple thing as calling someone with a big fist brother, someone with a big chest called sister-in-law?"
"Okay, brother, by the way, does my sister-in-law have any sisters or best friends?"
"Ask your sister-in-law yourself!"
Bianxiu took a few people back upstairs, and felt a little proud when he saw that what happened just now did not cause any disturbance.
Ha, it’s me who’s in trouble. Come on, come on, this wave will definitely get an appointment with Brother Cang before the stupid boss of the Academy of Science, Xu Na Biao. You have to take credit while it’s hot. Cowards and cowards only know how to be sneaky in the laboratory. After tinkering, I was really scared when there were too many people.
Si Baofeng and Wu Chuanshan were like mice in a rice vat. They were looking at the long legs all over the world and their eyes were turning. It was no longer enough and their brains almost shut down: "Brother Bian, which one is the sister-in-law?"
"Sister Ting, sister Ting, hey, come on, come on, introduce me to you!"
A tall woman wearing an ink cheongsam turned around after hearing the voice, smiled and stroked the hair beside her ear, then said sorry to the person talking next to her, walked towards a group of young men in a graceful manner, and held her arm. Xiu's arms: "Hello everyone, I am Meng Fanting, Bian Xiu's girlfriend, she may be older than you, just call me Sister Ting."
"Hello, Sister Ting!"
A group of young men and girls from the army came out and they were a little confused. After chatting for a while, Meng Fanting had another friend come over. She had to smile apologetically to Bian Xiu and others and gestured to come back later. "Sister-in-law, please do your work first!"
"Yeah, yeah, don't worry about us!"
"Brother, you can do it. With this temperament, you must have been at least the concubine of a warlord and tyrant before Zazaon!"
"Sister-in-law, she is indeed sister-in-law. Brother Bian is awesome!"
Bian Xiu was anxious: "Oh, what did you say about your sister-in-law?"
"They are all rough people. Don't worry about those details. Brother Bian, brother Bian, you are so awesome. Tell me how we met. Can you give us some knowledge and experience? We also like mature and steady big sisters!"
Several little girls were unhappy: "Si Baofeng, aren't you disgusting?"
"That's right."
"Brother Bian, how older is your sister-in-law than you?"
"What does my sister-in-law do? She has such a strong aura"
Si Baofeng is still licking here, while Wu Chuanshan, who is bold and bold, has already started to work: "Little sister, little sister, your paintings are so beautiful, and they are like the person they are. I can add you as a friend——"
"What the fuck! You have to call me sister-in-law!" The side show almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, and directly pulled the guy away from Bai Huazi, who had his mouth open in an O shape: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, cough cough, this stupid bird I’m so frustrated!”
"Does this have to be called sister-in-law?" Wu Chuanshan gestured in front of his chest, "I don't accept it! I'm right! Oh, don't slap me in the face, how did I know that I have two sisters-in-law?"
The sideshow stuffed the guy back into the chair: "That one is not your sister-in-law, but I have to call you sister-in-law, um, little sister-in-law!"
"I know all those teachers Cang. She can't be next door. You-know-who"
"Shut your mouth now! Don't even mention it!" The sideshow rolled his eyes crazily, "Be careful that your destiny will be directly destroyed by that person's luck. Forget it, you don't understand even if you say it!"
I don’t know how Lao Wang got this move. Anyway, the cars in front of the villa in the middle of the mountain almost stopped along the road a few kilometers away and were still waiting for people. The people at the property management office quickly started to organize people to decorate the downstairs. After a while, Manager Wang's feet were full of energy as if he had been injected with chicken blood.
"What? What I want hasn't arrived yet? Are you guys eating shit? What nonsense! I don't even know you are my headquarters over there? Call your leader here immediately! Damn you! I want to ask him if he still wants to do it!" King Mike put down the phone and pressed the intercom: "Headquarters will send people back soon. Hold on, yes, the downstairs will also be arranged. The first and third floors are already there. There is no more reception capacity. Don’t worry about other things. If the swimming pool is not enough, there will be a pond. If the pond is not enough, there will be a waterfall. Comrades, remember, this is a war. The most figurative war in the history of your workplace. Lose. I got the subsistence allowance and won the promotion, so give me the energy to eat!”
"Yessir, received!!"
When Li Cang came out, he looked downstairs and saw, hey, guess what, the world is full of colorful heads.
I grinded my teeth and sucked blood for a while.
[Cang: Wang, where the hell are you hiding? What's going on? I don't know any of these people! 】
[Craftsman Master Wang: There is a meaning in knowing an acquaintance committing a crime. It’s better to let your father help you see the sinister nature of people’s hearts. Wow, welcome to the world of adults! 】
A spotlight from nowhere suddenly hit Li Cang, even the three little ones Duan Li, Huo Wen and others next to him. Li Cang's face turned pale, and Huo Wen, who was wearing a bath towel, lost focus and shook her head. Fortunately, I didn't faint directly.
The speakers placed around half the villa sounded an exciting sound rhythm, and Lao Wang roared like a mountain and the earth cracked: "Let us welcome the initiator of this party. The great magician walking corpse three feet high in the sky was born from the ground. The distributor of the terminator of the destroyer is Mr. Li Cang! ”
Li Cang: (;`)
Let me die, someone will take me out and kill me to cheer up everyone here!
Li Cang's expression, smiles and tears were all dried up, but there is one thing to say. Under the management of Lao Wang and a group of people from the property management office, this swimming pool barbecue party at least achieved a stable, harmonious and civilized atmosphere. Everyone can find their own place in the party, and everyone is quite satisfied.
Even in the evening, Dalei Zi, who was addicted to the dungeon and was unwilling to come, brought the Ghost Fire Sisters to focus on the scene.
After what could be described as the first few happy days in his life, Big Lao Wang was a little swollen: "Tsk, Lei Zi, do you see, our pig has finally learned how to eat cabbage, is it a little crisis-conscious now?"
"Well, Huo Wen, I met her once before when I went to the Academy of Sciences!" Li Laixi, who was showing off her barbecue, didn't even raise her head: "In this group fight, everyone has learned to find helpers. If there are more people, it will be useful. If Xiao Lasuo could have brought him two independent dance troupes five years ago, hehe, if my moral bottom line is still a straight line, then my bottom line is a trap, she can do anything! "< br>
Lao Wang was speechless and clinked the wine bottle with the woman helplessly.
"Why aren't you here, young lady? You're not lost, are you?" Li Laisi drained the entire beer bottle in several sips, "Here, your group of little plague gods are chasing after you again, hurry up and drive away to save your name." Gu’s little girl pestered my mother to give her a tattoo to help her unify the campus!”
Lao Wang cursed, dropped the wine bottle, bowed his head, and the dog was about to sneak into the crowd.
"If you run away again, I'll tell you that I'm pregnant with your child!"
"Hold the grass!"
With a snap, very quickly, Lao Wang covered Gu Mengxi's mouth as fast as a flash of light.
"Who is pregnant——"
The young lady appeared behind Li Lei, staring at Lao Wang, Gu Mengxi and Zhao Xiaoshuang, who was trying hard to hold up her chest and raise her head, her eyebrows gradually knitted together.
Hey, I haven’t slept well for two days again, and I’m seeing stars. Today I’m on a lower living allowance, and I’m asking for some votes to help me sleep.
(End of chapter)