Forced to have no choice, Li Cang once again acted as a camel in the scenic spot, being led by Martinis to go through a symbolic ceremony in front of the tribesmen. The most important thing in his mind was to drag the enemy to the edge of the cliff to bleed and sacrifice to the heavens. This guy doesn't know what it means to be reserved at all, and he upholds the consistent enthusiasm and boldness of the African race. Several times, he almost made some wizards who pride themselves on elegance and have no social fear tend to want to fight with each other. Walk.
The colorful and gorgeous large square scarf Xiaodai wore was her only possession. She followed Li Cang step by step throughout the process, her moist and clear eyes filled with fear and fear, especially when those tough and strong young men were so hot. When his eyes fell on her, the panic and helplessness reached the limit in an instant - Miss Xiao Dai's state was similar to Li Cang's to some extent.
Martinis had originally planned to ask Li Cang to teach the tribal men about their skills. The problem was that Li Cang, the suture monster of the tribe who combines metaphysics, inheritance, belief, earthy primitive religion and prayer, knew how to use a hammer. Can this thing still ring like a melon?
Li Cang habitually glanced at the big wand floating behind his back, emmm, these guys look very crisp and juicy at first glance, they must feel pretty good in the hand!
What Martinis wanted was guidance, not an end point. Seeing this, he quickly changed the subject: "Dear Cang, it was my negligence, but it seems that Miss Xiaodai is really not suitable to stay in the tribe. The children are at a young and vigorous stage. At such a young and vigorous age, and Miss Xiaodai is such a one-in-a-million beauty, cough.”
Martinis has his own little plan. Didn’t you see that this girl’s eyes have already been glued to our Holy Spirit? The tribe is not afraid of having one more person to eat, but it’s just that they are forced to stay at this time. Let's make an offering, not to mention whether the children of the tribe will beat the dog's brains out because of jealousy. The key is that it will make people hate it!
It's better to take advantage of the current situation and do some favors.
What if, what if, right?
Li Cang glanced at Martinis and said helplessly: "Tell yourself, do you want to stay here?"
There was a language barrier, but this sentence didn't even need to be translated by Martinis. Xiaodai shook her head like a rattle and babbled a long string of words.
“He really became a human trafficker”
Li Cang muttered something meaningless. If there are too many lice, don't bite them. If there are too many debts, don't worry. Our Aunt Jin has tens of millions of houses. She can shelter all kinds of talents. So, let her and Shirvalshina Sisters Avila, Li Na, Li Minggna, and others were playing ball calculations with him. The time he spent at the base was not as long as others traveling during the holidays. Out of sight, out of mind, he didn't care whether he was buried or buried.
Martinis nodded to Xiaodai, with a smile of honesty and certainty on his dark and shiny face.
It was already dawn when we arrived at the edge of the island chain. The orange-yellow sun rose from the vast sea of thunderstorms. The blazing sunlight seemed to ignite Uncle Black Island in the east into a huge burning blue gem. Li Cang narrowed his eyes. : "You don't even want that island?"
This floating land base is free to stock, but it is absolutely impossible to push it into the hands of Area B. Who knows if they will remember the large urine habit and play the trick of fishing in the lake with great proficiency, and take dozens of It is obviously not smart enough to take millions of lives to test the bottom line of a large apocalyptic settlement with numerous criminal records.
Unexpectedly, Martinis wasted no time in thinking and was so anxious that he stuttered: "nonono, the tribe needs to keep the bloodline pure in order to better communicate with the ancestors and the Holy Spirit!"
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Li Cang was speechless. A tribe that still retains the magical uncle-nephew inheritance system brazenly talks about maintaining the purity of its bloodline. How can you open your mouth to say this? Internal digestion can be said to make you understand. !
Martinis's face was dark and red: "Well, the tribe really cannot manage such a huge floating island and population base. Winter is probably coming at a fast pace. This is already a huge test for the survival of the tribe, and, and We have just had enough food for a few days”
Li Cang squinted at the old horse: "After winter, this island may not be at this price."
"Dear Cang, you don't understand that the people on that island have deep-rooted and complicated hatred for each other, but it can also be said in one sentence, that is, once they take up arms, they will not put them down unless they are Kill them all. It is easy to kill, but it is difficult to manage and utilize such a large land. The colonial empire that was dragged down by the colonies is never an exception. In the words of the Chinese, it is called not not reporting when the time has not come. ”
Li Cang almost thought that his mantra that he had nothing to do with the instigator was about to blurt out from Lao Ma's mouth. In the end, he waited for a long time in vain. It can be seen that Lao Ma's idiom dictionary must continue to be read.
"Let's go catch the sea. I'll cover the tribe's meals today!"
"Really?" Lao Ma showed his uprightness at this moment, "Dear Cang, that costs a lot of money"
"Can't you call me something else?"
"Uh, Cang, Teacher Cang?"
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Full boxes of base work score cards in Li Cang's house were left there to eat dust. They were just a day's food for the tribe, a drop in the bucket. As a result, the loser left empty-handed and returned empty-handed——
Where is my money?
There is a note in the empty box, which is written in Jin Yujing's handwriting: "I will raise a little wife for you!"
Facing tons and tons of exotic seafood, dozens of seafood sellers, and hundreds of porters, the atmosphere suddenly became a little subtle. Li Cang, who couldn't hold himself any longer, started to count coins with a distressed look on his face. He counted and counted. Cursing, for him, the flower work points card and the destiny coin are completely different. Well, it is difficult to use a huge amount of work-point cards to exploit the fragile coin ecology of the base. The consumption of this thing requires spending money like water. However, the money-making base on the track already has a bit of a waste of natural resources in it, not to mention What I bought was these shrimp soldiers and crab generals.
"Forty-three thousand two hundred and eighty, give me a zero, how about thirty-eight thousand?"
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The answer is obviously not very much.
At this point, Teacher Cang, who has abundant financial resources, finally realized how terrible it is to raise such a group of bottomless pits. Fortunately, there are few people on my island.
After talking about the things that should be discussed and showing off the food that should not be shown off, Li Cang returned to the Wenquan Mountain Villa area around four o'clock in the afternoon. His original plan was to rush back before lunch to do something special: "Mom, Have you drank the sweet water I simmered on the stove?”
"Drink, drink!" Rao Qifang took a feather duster and dusted Li Cang's body, "It smells so strong! Did you really go out to steal the fish at night?"
"I bought some seafood. I thought it would be pretty close. Who knew the seafood market was closed, so I went straight to Uncle Black Island and got lost!"
"Oh, this little sweet little girl was picked up when she was lost?"
Li Cang Balabala explained the matter: "I didn't expect such a strange thing to happen, so I just treat it as a way to accumulate merit. It's better than keeping an electronic pet and knocking on electronic wooden fish, right?"
Li Laixi: "Who are you talking about?"
"What did I say about me?"
"Tsk, tsk, another one, Li Cang, I see you have become lawless recently!"
Li Cang's urinary temperament is very clear to Leizi, but does this conflict with her using words to push against Li Cang? It doesn't conflict at all. Li Cang was about to say something when he heard Rao Qifang say something, and then Xiaodai responded immediately , the two of them chatted in a very lively manner for at least three rounds.
"The three little ones can also speak a little bit of this language, so I learned a few words from them." Rao Qifang said: "It just so happens that the three little ones are in need of a companion and they are fluent in the language. Let her stay with the three little ones. Go to school together and be playmates.”
"You just make up your mind."
At almost five o'clock, the seafood that Li Cang bought arrived. The scene of a full truckload of seafood shocked Xu Hongfeng. While he ordered people to help unload the goods, Xu Hongfeng murmured: "I won't buy it so old for the Chinese New Year." , frozen food is not delicious”
"There's more to come. Where are we going now? I'm planning to go to the empty island."
"The saltwater lake on your empty island is gone again?"
"It's long gone." "Didn't it move to the empty island?"
"No more!"
Xu Hongfeng gritted his teeth when he heard this. No wonder he ran away for more than two years. Are you asking people to demolish the island?
Lao Wang was smiling at the big crab with his fangs and claws in the water: "I saw you asked the bastard to come back to get the money. What's the matter, are you feeling sorry for the bastard?"
"Get lost!"
"Mom should pay for this!" Rao Qifang happily held the phone to her ear, "Hey, ah, yes, yes, Xiao Cang bought a lot of good seafood. You and Lao Suo come over here and have a homely meal. Yeah, okay.”
The closer the New Year is, the better Rao Qifang's mood becomes and the more he wants to liven up. He looks more than ten years old, but secretly he even has the names of his eldest grandson and granddaughter, and all kinds of family happiness. .
But in fact, she has also been troubled by the situation in ABC District 3 recently. Instructor Rao, who is extremely moral, is very impatient of this kind of cold war, and only confronts her if she has no ability. If you really have the ability, then you have to follow me. Even the dogs passing by will be slapped twice. If you want to do something, hurry up. Do you understand that it’s uncomfortable to be stuck?
"Hey, where did the king crab come from? Aren't there only spider crabs on Uncle Black Island?" Li LaiSi was holding a large red crab and asked doubtfully, "Li, are you afraid that someone has deceived you again?" Come on, this isn’t the first time you’ve done this!”
"Uncle Hei's Island is also advancing with the times, okay? The conditions on their island are unique. Isn't it normal to engage in breeding?"
"Cold and hot mixed culture, right?"
"Ahem, isn't that base cooling down recently?"
Li Leisi and the little lady looked at each other: "Yes, I don't know who sold these crabs. I haven't slaughtered such a fat pig in the New Year. The New Year has probably been celebrated in advance on the island over there. Little Miss, what are you doing?" Let’s see if these are still edible!”
"Why can't you eat it while you're alive?" Tai Xiaoyi couldn't laugh or cry, "Li Cang, you'd better bring an acquaintance with you next time you want to buy something like this. The price at the base is one per day, and you pay with coins. No matter what you think, you'll think so. Loss"
Lao Wang came over and said, "Would you like to wash your feet tonight? Lao Wu, you and I will do a side show!"
"When will your problem be corrected?"
"Definitely next time!"
"Ganggun, don't go, I didn't notice that the house is busy!"
"The instructor just called Lao Han, and your little aunt is on her way here on horseback!"
"What time?"
"It's half past ten, it doesn't matter if it's a little later~"
"It's done!"
You are just saying that there is no creature in the world that can arouse Li Cang and Li Lei's double vigilance more than the little aunt. This kind of super senior, super clingy and super social fearful little clingy person makes people want to be exterminated. The ground exploded and degraded itself. Every time he saw Li Qingyi, his scalp felt numb and he choked unspeakably. And which male creature in the world could refuse to wash his feet and then attack the kidney reflex area?
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On the third day, the sense of ritual is here.
As soon as Rao Qifang came out of the dressing area of the Su embroidery shop, the entire store was filled with dozens of clerks and more than ten customers in total silence. Without it, the feeling of oppression was too strong.
The old lady looked up and down at the state of her clothes, as if looking at a work of art: "Old lady, this is the most perfect work in my life. Fortunately, the old lady is not blind yet, otherwise she would have said, 'Guest, Wouldn't it look too old for your age? I can't believe that you are younger than you look in the photos and videos. Apart from your temperament, you look like a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl."
Rao Qifang was talking about something, and her face was already smiling: "Er, come here!"
She took Li Cang and took pictures in front of the dressing mirror. After taking the pictures, she posted them to WeChat Moments to show off. She held her phone happily and her typing rhythm was perfect, just like that of a little girl.
The whole cheongsam is made of pearl white material. The color and texture are quite warm, without the sparkle of bolting. The cut is very slim and suitable. However, the embroidery work on it is not so low-key, using alienated blue peacock and green peacock. The edge feathers are hand-twisted, with double silk and single bird velvet. It takes more than a dozen peacock edge feathers to twist out a thread of a little more than half a meter. This cheongsam requires hundreds of thousands of meters of material.
Using peacock feathers, the embroidery is naturally a peacock.
Before Li Cang came, he was always talking about "black knives go in and red knives go out". The first time he saw this cheongsam, he lost the logic of language. Nothing about lifelikeness or ingenuity was suitable to be used to evaluate this dress. It looked very strange at first glance. The more expensive you look, the more expensive you think it will be. It's a top-notch luxury product. It's just fun to watch foreign devils play with luxury goods. If it's really luxurious, you have to ask our ancestors.
Rao Qifang looked at Li Cang's darling yelling, showing a hint of shyness that was not in line with the painting style: "Is this suitable for me to wear? It's too... well... it reminds me of that golden bird!"
As soon as these words came out, the old lady immediately covered her chest and suffocated for a while.
What is the "It's a pity to have an open mouth" series. With my kind of work, this kind of material, and this kind of shop, you, my wife, can just open your mouth?
The next second, Li Leisi's powerful voice, which was like a big bell from Honglu, shocked everyone and directly continued to the old lady: "Fuck Li Cang, you must have done it on purpose, but you strangled me to death, this thing is really not How come the things I wear are so thin, transparent and light?”
Li Cang replied: "Don't talk nonsense. They made it using the rulers of living people. How could the sizes not be right? Wait a minute, why don't you wear my mother's clothes?"
"This damn girl movie."
A gust of wind swept by, and the duet of Rao Qifang and Li Laixi began to echo in the dressing area.
The old lady smiled and said: "The signboard passed down from generations has been smashed in my hands!"
Li Cang pondered: "Should I try to make them talk less?"