Li Laixi basically had the same view as Lao Wang and others, and she said funnyly: "After you choose the bow, you are not allowed to change it! By the way, Li Cang, are you just giving up the treatment? Just wait for the miracle to happen when you shoot the live target. ?”
The so-called living target is naturally not a moving ring target running on a track. Otherwise, how could such an old group of people gather together and hope to survive by ordering takeout?
"You guys know something about wool. This is called stability. The heavier, the more stable you are!" Li Cang chuckled and retorted: "On the other hand, you, you already look like that, and now you are dressed like this. I will have to take a closer look at how you draw the bow. Nocking an arrow!”
"If you have the ability to speak clearly, what does it mean for me to look like this and dress like this?"
"Tsk~"
Orbital Bird Saint did not participate in the discussion. At this moment, he ignored the fact that he and Lao Wang were competitors and victims of golden melon seeds, and actually gave Lao Wang some tips on archery.
Those four-five-six-eight-stone heavy bows that Lao Wang had fun playing with before had already eaten dust and attracted insects for a long time. Xiaoyi was the only one on the island who was willing to pick up these things to find out the feeling because of his skills, so the bow horse The skillfulness of the young lady is truly unparalleled.
Li Cang was very angry: "You are blatantly cheating."
Strictly speaking, this place, this scene, this state can be considered half of Crazy Old Wang's home ground.
As for Li Cang, don't talk about the issue of away games or not, just don't mention it.
Moreover
This is really hard to call a serious game.
"Contestant No. 56 should not interfere with Contestant No. 1's game, please stay on your own track!"
"38! 38! Please stop your candid filming behavior! Your camera is going to hit our teacher Cang's ass! Tsk, it's so stiff~"
"Comrade No. 129 Jar, I don't know how much you paid for Teacher Cang's towels, but if you put them back, right now, you don't have enough towels at home to sell them?"
"Contestant No. 1? Are you trying to shoot while riding a horse? We all know that being handsome is a lifetime thing, but you won't be able to increase your hit rate by trying to look cool for the rest of your life!"
The bow string and arm made a horrible groan that made people feel sad. Li Cang looked as if he was going to strangle Lao Wang with the bow string: "Can you, Timi, not interfere with everyone's competition?"
"We are called event commentators, professionals!" Lao Wang casually put a small red sticker on himself, right next to the player serial number sticker. Being both a player and a referee was nothing to him. The moral burden comes naturally, "Hey, as long as you don't shoot, no one can say you can't shoot accurately, right?"
"Boom~"
The bowstring tore through the air and erupted with a loud sound like thunder.
A transparent hole appeared first in the center of the ring target. It seemed to be delayed by a few tenths of a second. In an instant, the five horses were torn into pieces and exploded, splashing a large cloud of debris and dust mist in the air. Two seconds later, Only half of the arrow was exposed outside the back wall, and the arrow without tail feathers was still trembling.
"I actually have such a heavy bow in my sky bow field."
"The sound of vibrating strings is simply ferocious!"
"Which bastard covered our teacher Cang so tightly? What kind of Hanfu are you wearing? Really, just wear a small vest. I really want to see his back muscles when he is holding a bow and setting an arrow. Just thinking about it makes me want to My mouth is watering, such a beautiful body is covered in dust, what a waste! ”
With the current eyesight and dynamic capture capabilities of people like Lao Wang Dalei, there is basically no need for high-speed cameras and the like on the field. In the past, there were environmentally obsessed people who could identify carbon dioxide with the naked eye. Now what happened to us as referees chasing arrows with the naked eye?
It is precisely because of this that Lao Wang stared at Li Cang with a new look in his eyes, dumbfounded: "Holding grass? Ten rings of pinholes? Who are you? Who are you?"
"Ji Cao, calm down and be steady!" Li Cang said sternly: "It's your turn!"
Lao Wang thought to himself, "I'm a fucking two to three hundred kilograms, how can I be so steady?" He took a deep breath and stood up from the foot bath tub, stood upright with a bow, and stepped on the edge of the tub: "Oh, it's nothing, just sell it with a price tag." First!”
Today I will let you see what it means to be in an invincible position, the Feng Shui Treasure Cave, the Heavenly Blessed Land, the Heavenly Blessed Land, the Heavenly Land, the Heavenly Land, the Heavenly Blessed Land, the Heavenly Blessed Land, the Heavenly Blessed Land, the Heavenly Blessed Land, and the Heavenly Blessed Land. The amplifier is activated!
The young lady from the White Bath Palace next to me who came to check the KPI was obviously a wonderful person. Not only did she turn on the heating function of the foot bath bucket, she even poured a pot of steaming new potion into it for Lao Wang.
Lao Wang gave the young lady a coquettish and appreciative look. He stretched his bow and drew an arrow, holding his breath and concentrating. His pupils shrank to the size of a needle tip, as sharp as a knife. The three layers of Hunyuan were even sucked in with this breath and stuck to his clothes. It stretches out the rugged and brutal beauty of muscles.
"Buzz~"
The target does not move, but the arrow is still there.
Lao Wang burst into laughter and grabbed the microphone arrogantly: "Contestant No. 1 missed the target and got 0 rings; Contestant No. 2 got 10 yellow marks and got 10 points!"
Li Cang: "?"
"What are you looking at? Your fucking targets are all gone, so why did you miss the target?"
"6!"
The crowd immediately turned around, and the onlookers, who did not mind the chaos, were dumbfounded and praised Master Wang Gaoyi for his uprightness.
"As long as there is a target?"
"Under the rules, Tong Sou has nothing to do - what the hell are you doing with your hands on the grass?"
"Put the target on target!"
Two more archery targets were placed in Li Laisi's arrow path. It made Lao Wang almost forget his own last name. Da Leizi didn't care about them and picked up three arrows in one go. In the shape of a beetle, he can draw his eagle bow like a full moon, and his arrows can pierce the sky and chase stars and the moon, showing a heroic appearance.
But there seemed to be something strange mixed in with the short vibrating sound of the bowstring. At the same time, Li Leisi let out a miserable moan. She threw the bow aside, hugged her chest with one hand and squatted down quickly.
The whole place was silent.
Li Cang raised his eyebrows and walked over happily: "Hmm, huh~"
"Hmm, your mom is big, can you be a little discerning?"
Li Cang pulled out a Sangouzi from the same source channel, took the clothes and put them around the girl: "Calm down, it's just a layer of the coat that was torn. Isn't it good inside~"
"Bullshit! Don't think I don't know how petty you are!"
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Li Laixi came back after changing her clothes and muttered: "I lost my skills, I was careless. I was sailing against the current or retreating if I didn't advance. I forgot my movements. How could I make such a low-level mistake? If Rao Qifang had done this, Do you know that you can’t dip the leather whip that I hang from the beam in cold water?”
Li Cang raised his thumb: "You are gifted, so it is inevitable. Will you get purple?"
"Yeah," Li Lai Si pursed her lips, "It'll be fine in a moment."
The elusive jar-mouthed comrade of the same style pouts: "This is the trouble of happiness, people want it too~"
Li Laixi emphasized: "It's because of poor academic skills and unfamiliar movements!" With her height and wingspan, she could still avoid this embarrassing situation that would be envied by a certain group of people by paying attention. It's only because of her family background that she was exposed to bows and arrows. There are relatively few things, and the movements have not been learned instinctively.
Qin Zhenzhen blinked and gestured to shoot an arrow, hitting the 7th ring in the red zone casually. She looked a little bitter and wanted to take out her gun and fire a shot on the spot.
As for Suo Zhihui.
Like Li Cang, she is a pure novice, so much so that her hastily directed shooting movements feel like dancing.
"Bah bang bang~" Lao Wang applauded, "Very good, great. No beginner has missed the target. It shows that he is indeed more talented than some people!"
Li Cang really wanted to press this guy's head into the foot bath bucket.
A large part of the people here are just slightly stronger ordinary people, and may not even be considered serious subordinates. Some people even come into contact with bows and arrows for the first time. Amateurs can no longer be amateurs. The arrow paths are quite satisfactory around the target. A teaching-like warm-up, followed by live target shooting and horseback riding are the truly worth looking forward to.
Lao Wang and the group of people worked out a rather complicated scoring system. There were different points based on the type of prey, whether it was big or small, flying in the sky or running on the ground.
People.
Also scored.
As soon as the rules came out, Li Cang went numb. He had a feeling of deja vu. The last time this happened was the last time. When playing real-person CS, his timi was so miserable that he was killed by the first batch of "impregnable" fortifications. disuse.
If you don’t want me to win, just say so!
I, Timi, only have one and a half bags of golden melon seeds left in my pocket!
If you want it, just take it!
Me.
Did you say you wouldn't give it?
However, the rules may be a little more humanitarian than Li Cang thought. Although domineering force cannot be used, it at least ensures the relative fairness of the game to a certain extent. People are not of the same level, but horses are of the same level. Ah - untrained, unharnessed, wild horses that have been tested in the Sky Island Age.
"How's it going? Isn't it exciting? Is this idea a genius?" Lao Wang was even very proud, "Seriously warning everyone, this is archery on horseback and horseback riding, and it is strictly forbidden to use horses and people on horseback. I know some people do it in order to win. You can do whatever it takes~"
Li Cang: "."
Li Laisi was very dissatisfied: "Although they are quite cute, but what about the little pony? A small, fluffy, big-eyed, cute little pony?"
Lao Wang grinned: "I'm telling you, my aunt, your long legs won't drag on the floor when you ride on it. That thing is for viewing, how can it be used for competition?"
"Just tell me whether it can be ridden or not!"
"Can"
There is a world behind the bow field. Hundreds of wild and unruly horses rush out of the back door and directly enter a forest and snowfield. There are continuous small mountains with two basins sandwiched between three mountains. Every forest tree is covered with rime or frozen. , under the setting sun, the silver light of the snowfield is shining brightly, making people unable to open their eyes.
"The points-based prey will be released in thirty minutes. Now, comrades, form your own teams or find a place to hide, it's up to you~"
The sound of horse hooves is urgent, and the snow is like waves.
Everyone had almost left, but Li Cang's tall horse with dark and shiny fur still couldn't be broken open with tweezers. The white steam whistling in his nostrils became faster and faster. If the staff hadn't repeatedly confirmed that the horse was gone, he would have thought it was off. In one second, you can have a heart attack and be lying on the ground pouring foam.
The racecourse boy was confused and puzzled, but he still cautiously said truthfully: "He may be stressed. How about I change you to another horse?"
Li Cang has never been as speechless as today in his life: "By the way, is it a cat?"
Brother: "???"
Although this gentleman seemed quite approachable and refreshing, the racecourse guy still didn’t dare to talk nonsense, and just smiled with a half-embarrassed expression: “Horses are quite spiritual animals, and they may be able to detect some It’s hard to talk about things that people can’t feel.”
The younger brother didn't finish what he said next, but Li Cang understood the meaning: "I'm not interested in living people! And I'm really not a bloodthirsty maniac!"
"Hmm! So do you want to change to another horse?"
Li Cang waved his hand feebly, and the little brother got out as if he had received an amnesty, and it was very smooth.
"I timi"
"The bastard named Wang did it on purpose!"
"What's going on now? Do you understand that it's a foul if Timi carries you? Isn't it disrespectful?"
Horse: "Hmph hum~"
He was panting as if he had a single-cylinder diesel engine in his mouth.
“ε=(ο｀*)))”
Zhuan Lancang led the horse and walked in the snow, leaving a long sled-like trace, just like a shovel holding a dog that would rather die than move even half a step. What bad intentions could there be in repairing a dog? Ma The same goes for children.
Li Cang has a strong desire to win, but due to the restrictions of the rules, he cannot carry the horse as fast as flying. Now this thing can't even stand up. If it is dragged like this, the horse may not survive.
“Another day full of merit!”
Li Cang can only hope that this guy will get to know him quickly. Not to mention riding, he must at least start walking. Let's be reasonable. My skills are not aimed at you. Why are you just joining in the fun? That?
The snowfield is dotted with red plums, and occasionally you can see the feathers of some pigeons or other birds. It can be seen that many of the people who came out in front have already left, but he is still here trying to reason with a horse.
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Losing numbness.
"I finally found out, you, you, you are not a cat at all, your Timi is a donkey. Good guy, you dare to roll your eyes at me. If you have such ability, you should take two steps!"
"Did you see it? What is this? This is blood. If I were in the air force today, I would kill you later, remove your intestines, make dumplings and make buns. Hey, your nose is so good, how can you smell the wild onions in this mountain?" ”
"Brother, please don't lie down. I have no other intention, really!"
"Let's just use this as a target, I tell you! Wait until they come back after wandering around and hunting rabbits. Then, ha, have you ever heard of borrowing arrows from a straw boat? No? Have you ever seen a hedgehog?"
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Li Cang, who was chattering and moving step by step, looked at the hoof prints all over the ground, just like a silly boy on a spring outing.
Pat~
A soft, clusterless arrow poked into the snow next to Li Cang. Li Cang didn't even hide. He grabbed the arrow and shot it fifty meters away in just three steps, even dragging a Hanhan who couldn't walk. The dark horse hit Qin Zhenzhen's head like a three-shot combo.
"Ah! It hurts~" Qin Zhenzhen held her head and was about to cry. She pitifully exposed half of her palm-sized face from her elbow, "Will I be in your room at midnight tonight?"
very good.
It just means that no matter what, this beating cannot be in vain.