Psychological gaming is an indispensable part of war. Of course, it does not mean a certain magician who shamelessly deceives or sneak attacks. His level of gaming is far from that of a game. Lao Wang would like to call it: Put aside your personal qualities and enjoy a life of immorality.
Sherman fell for such a bad thing because Li Cang relied on his pure strength to crush him hard-core, regardless of his head and body. As long as the lord has a little breathing space, he can organize a little bit. A few brain cells can be used to think without the bitter tea seeds being ripped off in the street.
Lao Wang complained that he was hungry while cracking melon seeds, and he didn't forget to grab a handful and pass it to Sherman: "Want some? We are already a mature gang, and the system of human rights treatment of prisoners of war is very mature. How about I give it to you?" Are you going to get drunk? ”
Sherman was completely unresponsive, like a zombie.
Lao Wang clicked his tongue: "This guy is no good. His mental quality is extremely poor. I would like to guess that the great priest will be more impassioned than this when he goes to die!"
Li Cang thought about it for a while and expressed his expectation.
I don’t even know if the great priest Wang Shi Fei Mian who is far away in the shrine island chain will sneeze wildly. The feeling of being remembered by others must be very wonderful and subtle.
Perhaps the great battle had shaken the entire ice field. After cleaning up the battlefield and the last few marine zombies and beasts wandering around dispersed, nothing else came to disturb this place. This made Li Cang miss him very much. He couldn't drink tea. Unexpectedly, the air pressure around the entire dining table was extremely low.
Tai Xiaoyi kept winking at Lao Wang. Lao Wang hesitated for a moment, feeling that he would easily be killed if he did this, so he wisely chose to output the secret code to Li LaiSi, who was numb and turned a blind eye to her meal.
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A sigh made Lao Wang's heart tremble.
I can't survive this day, I can't eat this food. If I leave it here any longer, I may not be served to the table, but I may not be able to get off the table alive. I may be thrown into a pot and dunked on the spot. .
Li Cang in this state is someone that even Lao Wang can't afford to offend, but looking at Dalei Zi's sullen look, like a quail in front of Rao Qifang, Lao Wang also knows that his pig teammates really can't count on him
Damn it, you can't do it normally, look at how cowardly you are now, please remember that is your alloy boyfriend, not his mother-in-law father!
Finally, Lao Wang bit the bullet and tried carefully: "Well, how about killing a few more ducks?"
In addition to the loss of materials, at least three to five million fate coins are consumed every day. These old coins have to be thrown away every time you close your eyes to buy a way out. It is even more unbearable to have a human body cut into pieces by a thousand cuts.
Even in the early days of the disaster, when Li Cang lived the most miserable period, no one or thing had ever been able to crush his bones and suck out his marrow like this. So much so that when he was thinking about it, he even regretted that it was Sherman's Sky Palace that he was draining instead of his fate. Coins, this timi might as well have coins.
This time, Li Cang did not attack Lao Wang like crazy, but asked feebly: "How is the master of the lair doing? Is it stable?"
"It's a stable horse. The sound of Hulu Mountain makes me really doubt whether that thing can wake up. I said, you are seriously injured this time. Why don't you rest for a few days?"
"It's just a skin injury, nothing serious!"
Lao Wang's mouth twitched, emmm, it's a skin injury from an anti-ballistic missile, right? What the hell does it take to be called an internal injury? An anti-ballistic missile loaded with a nuclear warhead?
Li Cang said: "Ignis can still hold on for a while. It seems that his blood will not collapse soon. Let's keep the coins to open the way. We can't afford the loss of the sky island. It will probably be necessary for the young lady to take over the sky palace tomorrow." It’s really weird to spend a large amount of money. I’ve been spending too much money recently, and I’m spending money one by one, but I still don’t see any income. Is it Mercury retrograde?”
Everyone doesn’t know how to answer this. Although it is true that there is no income in units of hundreds of millions, I always feel that there is something wrong that cannot be explained. You old man is really not prepared to treat the fantasy island chain as a human being. Did you read it?
"In business, it's normal to have losses and profits!" Lao Wang put a dollop of red hot sauce on the frozen eighteen-cut swimming crab and calmly changed the subject: "This thing feels a bit like a frozen pear when chewed. What do you want to eat? I’ll freeze it later.”
"You? Do you have this skill?"
"Where there are pears, there are crafts. By the way, everyone is showing off their meat these days. There are so many dead animals, big and small, that there is almost no room for them. Don't look at it. I'm talking about you two. Don't fight all day long. The idea of alienating plants has basically eliminated their production this time!”
"What? My wife, the air is so bad every second, that I can't even take a few bites of something satisfying? What's the point of living like this!"
“It’s good to eat something that can fill your stomach. People all over the world are doing ice service. Understand it!”
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Night, Diaojiaolou.
Li Laixi was very envious of Li Cang's ability to take a hot bath, blow cold wind and drink ice cream on a freezing cold day of -50 or 60 degrees below zero. Then she took a look at her unsatisfactory belly. The mermaid line was very graceful. It is obvious that the fists are clenched and the abdominal muscles are eight-pack, but the problem of dysmenorrhea cannot be cured even by praying——
"Heredity! It must be heredity! Rao Qifang has done all kinds of bad things!"
Li Laixi sat on the edge of the bathtub wearing a bathrobe and said through gritted teeth.
Li Cang lay lazily in the bathtub: "Then if your thank you man doesn't have dysmenorrhea, or if he has the same eyebrows as yours, my mother will tell you to follow my father!"
Don't worry, Rao Qifang can do this.
Li Laisi stirred the water like a madman, and took the opportunity to rub her hands on Li Cang's abdominal muscles: "When will the insect nest be used? This bathtub is so small that I can't even use it. It's so boring!"< br>
The bathtub in the bathroom of their house is a 1.8-meter single-person bathtub. It has been barely used and has not been replaced. Considering the size of the two of them, Li Cang can barely fit in alone. If both of them go in, it is a forced bathtub. Difficult belongs to yes.
"Go back and get a sunken type like our mother's," Li Cang said. "Why don't you do some maintenance? I should be idle these days. You can arrange those bottles and jars."
Li Laisi suddenly became interested: "Let's do it together? Letitia's craftsmanship is so good! You can even let her do your makeup! I've never seen you put on makeup before!"
Li Cang felt as if he had been stung by a poisonous scorpion: "I, a great man, put on hammer makeup. What kind of bad taste do you have? Are you a psychopath?"
"Why can't men wear makeup? Bah! Shallow! Ignorant! Uninteresting!" Li Laixi was confident and persuasive, her big bright eyes shining all over, "With your skills like Teacher Cang, just a few strokes, 93 lines A rookie like Suizui Zhen’s legs will melt into noodles when he sees you, come on, come on, let’s do it secretly.”
"Go to hell!"
"嘁~"
This woman said she was disgusted, but she got into the bathtub, lay down on Li Cang's body in a sticky manner, and said hummingly: "How can I be so proud of you with your sweet voice, big breasts and perky butt?" If you don’t know what to look up to, baby kissing really does a lot of harm to people. Do you know that you are taking advantage of it?”
"Ah, yes, yes." Li Cang was disgusted and held Li Laisi's waist with his upper hand, "Why do you have the nerve to say this? If it weren't for our mother, my mother would be more concerned about it than you!"
"Hmm, I guess Rao Qifang still has some vision, a little bit!" Early the next morning, the temperature reached the terrifying minus 63 degrees. Although it only lasted a few hours, it gave people the feeling of being on fire in a fire pit. Frozen horror.
Li Laixi held her waist and came to the stilts downstairs. The thin woolen sweater she was wearing gave her only a little respect in this harsh winter. When she saw Lao Wang lazily nestled in the sofa and yawning, she suddenly felt There is such an illusion of looking in the mirror.
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Lao Wang shuddered and quickly looked away with a guilty conscience, fearing that this woman would ridicule him.
Li Leisi also turned a blind eye to someone's big face as if she saw something dirty, but there was still a sneer on the corner of her mouth behind her back.
Oh, the little lady’s medicine dregs, a chicken and a dog!
Li Cang walked in with his body covered with wind and snow. He stretched out his waist feeling refreshed. The big wand floating behind him also stood upright and bowed tightly back, almost exactly the same as Li Cang's movements.
"Hold the grass! Keep that fucking thing away!"
To be honest, Lao Wang's face changed so much that he almost jumped up and looked extremely embarrassed.
"How can you still get up?" Although Li Laixi is a rough girl, she has a good sense of propriety in certain special matters. As for Li Cang, he and Lao Wang never know how to write the word polite. Taunting followed by beheading, "Tsk, come on, give Master Wang some nutrients, fast!"
Brother Big Corpse appeared silently carrying a huge octopus tentacle, followed by a class of gangsters holding ant legs and other great tonic items on shiny silver trays - there was a saying that he was insulting Lao Wang. Li Cang has always tried his best. He must have been thinking about how to perform today's play since last night.
Lao Wang almost died of anger: "Fuck you."
Too sloppy.
Master Wang, who had no psychological preparation, broke through the defense. Of course, the reason why Master Wang broke through the defense was not because of the specific loss, but because of the whole life itself. I, Wang, have always been the only one who can do it with all my ridicule. Damn it, when will it be this guy's turn to slap me in the face?
"Zhong, bring the dishes~"
The little lady's skills and timing in making a rescue are always so perfect, comparable to the cooking skills.
It can be seen that the young lady is in a visibly happy mood today. In addition to the four necessary alien antelopes, two roasted whole and two stewed in the pot, there are eight other dishes for breakfast, and she has been humming in the kitchen. A relaxing folk song.
Li Laisi groaned and rubbed her sore waist: "So rich? Hungry! Rice!"
Li Cangyi pointed out: "Yes, it's so rich in the morning. How long have you been busy, little miss?"
"No, just do something casually!"
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Lao Wang's steel teeth were sharpened to the texture of a guillotine. Li, you are a dog, aren't you? Why are you going on so long?
Li Cang heheed twice, set up the grill, threw [this is an octopus]'s big tentacles on it, seared it first and then brushed it with oil. The fresh aroma of seafood and the aroma of alienated silver ant legs mixed with the charcoal fire. The smell can soothe people's hearts in the cold winter morning.
Li Laixi said unceremoniously: "Half-cooked! But the outside should be a little burnt! I'll dip it in mustard and soy sauce!"
"There's wasabi, it's frozen, but it tastes good freshly ground." Tai Xiaoyi put a pot of soup on the table, "Okay, it's time to start eating!"
Li Cang took the soup bowl from Lao Wang and finished it in one go: "You are the only one who can make vegetable soup so delicious. Is this dried clams?"
"I've finished eating the mussels. I quite like the taste of the fat, white mussels!"
Tai Xiaoyi ate very little for breakfast and very slowly. She basically just tasted a few bites of each dish and drank a bowl of soup. Then she would hold the soup bowl with a smile, chat with everyone, serve soup and rice. Well, if she and Kong Jingqiao appeared at the dinner table at the same time. This person who has the right to add vegetables and soup usually has a quarrel. It can only be said that the maternal brilliance of the two of them can order several bowls of rice. If you eat less than one bite, you will feel inexplicably ashamed. .
"What's wrong with our shrimp monster sauce?" Li Laixi said in despair, "Who knows that such a long coastline of Uncle Black Island doesn't produce shrimp monsters, and it has to rely on imports. It's really disappointing. Last time Aunt Kong complained about the shrimp monster sauce on the market. The shrimp monster can be sold for the price of three dried abalones with its shell!”
Tai Xiaoyi expressed confusion: "So for you Yanchuan people, shrimp paste and shrimp weird sauce are actually different?"
"Of course it's different. The shrimp paste smells so bad that even the dogs in Yanchuan won't eat it!"
Tai Xiaoyi was lost in thought over Li Lei's small plate of "stinky" shrimp paste. This kind of special preference and exclusivity that goes beyond physiological indicators can even occasionally make a chef waver in his professionalism - —
Is my nose okay?
My tongue is not working?
Lao Wang added: "Actually, there aren't many that taste bad. The cooking methods are different. The main thing is that the yellow shrimp paste tastes better. This stuff is very expensive in many areas along the Yanchuan coastline. It's so expensive. To what extent? Take Teacher Cang as an example. This guy is from Yanchuan. He didn’t take his first bite of authentic pure shrimp sauce until he was 13 years old~"
Li Cang nodded: "Indeed, but at that time I was no longer used to the taste. I still have no interest in this thing, but I often pick up shrimp monsters for food."
A few people were eating and chatting when Li Cang's mini prayer interface suddenly popped up automatically and messages began to flood the screen.
"What's going on? It's not the settlement time yet?"
"emmm Sherman died."
"Good guy, are you so confused?"
"Have you told me about the mill? Maybe you don't want to enter the mill alive?"
Several people were chattering in various directions.
As Li Cang expected, Sherman, who had been completely drained, could not afford such a huge sum of coins, and there were not many decent things that could be used to pay off the debt. Therefore, the only object of the Gray Knight's enforcement was Sky Palace.
Li Cang did not hesitate and directly transferred the ownership of the Sky Palace to Tai Xiaoyi's name.
The Gray Knight has such an advantage. Before the dust settles completely, no matter land, skills, blood or anything that is not allowed to be traded under normal circumstances, you can choose among the four people to implement the goal. The degree of anthropomorphism is far beyond the small Coin boy.
Old Wang clasped his fists with both hands and solemnly said: "I would like to congratulate the young lady on taking charge of the palace. All the scenery in heaven and earth is prepared, and Fangyuan Yingxi Grand View is famous!"
Li Cang thought he knew a little bit about naming: "It's the Grand View Garden, young lady. Professionals suggest calling it Nantianmen!"
Li Laisi's brows turned into black knots: "Can you rely on some statistics? How about giving such an important item a name that is easy to understand? It's also the Grand View Garden and the Nantianmen. Why not call it Wuguantang?" br>