Due to his personality, it is understandable that Lao Wang's five-horse spear was startled and he was fed by Kong Jingqiao's mother and daughter. It is also understandable that he cries hungry and cries for food, but his tragic appearance makes him It’s hard for people to understand.
"I got fucked by a fucking Monroe missile!"
Lao Wang was shouting while eating, his voice was very unclear. Of course, as for the insignificant details that he was blown up into the sky because he tried to take away the "lucky missile", Master Wang naturally selectively ignored it. The month of priorities has its waxing and waning phases.
Kong Jingqiao and Jin Yujing looked at him dumbfounded when they heard this: "Monroe declared war on the base??"
"No," Lao Wang choked and coughed, "I wanted to sneak into the Monroe storm area to conduct a reconnaissance. It was so damn accurate. I blasted it out with one shot. Mom, let me tell you, the defense force I really need talents like you, no, I really need talents like you. Such a top player in the industry, then the food made by the fucking cooking class is not for people to eat, it is pig food, pig food, I feed more, I, what I eat is not enough, I, even What’s the point of eating food that I can’t even eat?”
Li Cang sneered. Aunt Kong and Miss Zhuyu had been feeding you every day for the past few years. What level of cooking must be done to satisfy you? Haha, you have been hungry for half a month and you even have to change your name to timi. Shi Zhenxiang.
However, Kong Jingqiao really did it when her son-in-law came to her door and looked for milk, and her face turned into a smile: "In the army, the main thing is to eat well. The balance of calories and nutrition is the main thing, and the taste is limited. You try your best under the conditions, but you can’t cater to everyone’s tastes. How can you get used to eating that kind of food? Well, didn’t you just go and have a look and come back? Why did you stay so long?”
"Isn't the instructor over there? I thought about following along and joining in the fun. Niang Xipi's America dog thieves are really not human beings. To save them once, they have to bite the base back. Just watch. Sooner or later, we will have a battle with the base~ "Lao Wang was busy eating. Half of his face showed the enjoyment and happiness of the supreme delicious food, and the other half showed extreme disgust for some white-skinned pigs. His whole person looked extremely divided, "You have regressed, Ah. There is no one left in America. Really, wasn’t she quite willing to be an isolationist when she was not good enough? Aren’t Asia, Europe, and Africa’s idiots have nothing to do with the Americas? Aren’t they all-inclusive on all three sides and still winning? Well, now I plan to roll up my sleeves and go off in person. Hey, I haven’t even put on half of my pants yet and I can’t wait to show off my butt. It’s really impressive!”
Kong Jingqiao scolded: "Eat yours. Well, let's wait a little longer. There are still a few dishes that need to be cooked~"
"This is the first time I've seen someone cook for himself. Master Wang is really talented and the old fairy farts are extraordinary." Li Cang said happily, "What do you say in the storm area?"
"You haven't eaten yet? Oh, isn't this just the time for me to catch up! Then I won't eat! I'll wait to eat better!" Lao Wang continued: "It's lively, that's a lively business, America is unlucky The ghosts became a living target when they came up, and they are now in a hurry. The island chain that has been occupying their main island chain has been pushed out 32 kilometers away~"
"I think it's okay here at the base. It's a useful one for the National Defense Formation. If you ask me, you really need to take a look at the base's clearance tactics. It's quite unexpected. By the way, I heard that it was done here. A jump point? What kind of bullshit luck! Could this be the result of my bad luck?”
"For the time being, I haven't seen any walking corpses and strange beasts worthy of your greed. They are all just so-so and unremarkable. However, there are so many of them. I've almost sprayed a lot of them out of the Divine Land in the past two days!"
"I didn't see any slave island with a master, and I didn't see any living people. One more thing, there were a bunch of black fog islands outside, but not a single walking corpse was seen on the island. It's really a ghost."< br>
"Oh, yes, it's like the whole family has moved in Monroe. Nothing happened. It is said that the jump storm broke out directly in the Monroe storm area. They should have directly withstood the most severe first round of impact. I think the situation is not serious. That’s right, Teacher Cang, do you think old Heath Moore really dares to attack the base?”
Li Cang held his chin and said nothing for a long time. It took him a while to come up with an irrelevant sentence: "The homologous channel has been banned. Have you tried the relics? Is it time for the little lady to start today?"
"I tried it, but it didn't work. This is a kind of interference in a specific frequency band that has no moral bottom line. Only the state officials are allowed to set fires and the people are not allowed to light the lamps. Teacher Cang, do you think there is a possibility? Let's get a supernova in the future. Putting a super jump point of the same brightness on an empty island will suppress all other jump transmissions? Isn’t this a bird teleportation array that can defeat the king?”
I have to say that Lao Wang, who has a shaky mind, can still come up with some useful information, and he can always give people unexpected surprises at some inexplicable times. Of course, this thing only needs to be thought about, and the actual probability of achieving it is It's probably better than nothing like Li Cang's old joke about Time and Space Slash. dinner.
Jin Yujing was very proud today. The king crab with scallion oil and yellow croaker in soup that she ordered were all on the table. Among the twenty or so ordinary dishes, there was one plate that was quite unique.
Lao Wang pondered over the plate of toys for a long time: "Mom, could this be..."
"Turkey Wings!"
"Where is your body?" Lao Wang glanced at Dabai who came out of the kitchen with burps, his eyes instantly filled with sympathy, "Oh, thank you for your hard work, Bai!"
Dabai: "?"
Kong Jingqiao said with a smile: “A few days ago, when my unit was doing a free dinner, we used donated materials to make canned meat. There were a lot of peeled turkey skins and wings that no one wanted. I saw the waste and brought them back. Okay, if you don’t like it, leave it alone. I’ll eat it later.”
"Good guy, how reluctant are you to donate supplies and turkeys? I heard others say that people in the Ming Dynasty said that the wings and legs of turkeys can be eaten. The rest of the suggestions are Feed the dog?”
"We have an idiom called dry firewood and strong fire, and every word is about it!" Qin Zhenzhen laughed so hard, "Most of the things that were carefully selected by Zhang Qian and missed by Zheng He are there for a reason. People can't even stand on the cliff. All the swallows’ nests have been seized and brought back to the emperor~”
Li Cang silently sat at the table and pushed a cup of old-fired dried abalone away silently: "Since you dislike it so much, it would be disrespectful to reject this plate of wings. Which of you wants this bowl of abalone?"
Abalone is a creature that seems to be edible, which makes Teacher Cang feel sad when he sees it. There is nothing in his heart that can stabilize the disgust index of an abalone. It is just a turkey. It is not worth mentioning, let alone wing.
Lao Wang let out a roar, and said with an extremely contemptuous tone to this guy: "Look at you, you are so crazy that you won't even eat abalone, and the world will no longer be able to tolerate you~"
"Bottle, go, put the silkworm chrysalises and dragon lice over there!"
"What a fool, brother, I was wrong, brother, take it away, take it away, oh Ping Zong Zong, please be merciful and say something!"
Everyone was speechless for a while, and they were ridiculed and slapped every time. Why do you have to provoke the person who knows you best in the world? Can seeking death really be a belief?