Chapter 1718 Li’s Spring and Autumn Period
"Come on, come on, come on, come on~" Qin Zhenzhen beat the bed like a sea dog, her little eyes full of encouragement, and she didn't know which voice she was trying to imitate, and she kept spitting out a very explosive word: " Sister, sister-in-law~”
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It seemed that he had thought of something. Even a mentally strong person like Suo Zhihui felt that there were many flaws: "Little 'Yi'zi? Are you so perverted?"
Qin Zhenzhen continued to pat the bed: "Oh, you don't understand, we beautiful girls have our own restraint!"
Li Cang walked over and was about to tuck Qin Zhenzhen's face back into the quilt, but Suo Zhihui moved to the side with a look of eagerness. Qin Zhenzhen also dragged a broken leg and arched in place, trying to Then give up half your seat to show Sincerity, with a face of a villain: "Look, look, my little aunt, I have read a lot of movies and read countless articles. I understand me very well. How can any man refuse such a kind invitation? I am fully responsible for this." ! ”
Suo Zhihui nodded repeatedly: "Yeah, yeah, I hope you won't try to retract your confession when Lei Lei cracks your head open later!"
Li Cang pinched Qin Zhenzhen's face and pulled it to both sides: "Two vegetable dogs combined can't reach the level of a quarter of a normal human being. What are you barking at?"
"Woof?"
I can't laugh or cry.
However, these two shop owners are both good at cooking and fun-loving. After a while, they couldn't hold back their sleepiness and fell into a deep sleep. Li Cang would feel tired even if he stayed on this line, let alone them. .
When Li Leisi woke up, she vaguely heard voices coming from outside.
"You lose, hurry up!"
"At midnight, the insomniac dug out a video tape that he didn't know where to play and played it. The toy phone next to him rang with the real ringtone of an incoming call. The insomniac sighed helplessly and picked up the phone: Well, I'm Zhong Kui. Where are you? Bit?”
"Damn it, what kind of bad joke is this? You still think this damn place is not cold enough, right?"
"Just tell me whether I said it or not. Keep going, I will beat you!"
"Hey, Dalei, why did you come out on your own?"
Li Laisi rubbed her eyes and reached out to touch the roasted potatoes next to the fire: "My body is sticky, Li Cang, I need to take a bath!"
"I knew it." Li Cang pulled a large handful of notes from his face and threw it into the fire, "Yes, yes, ancestor, please stop moving, okay? I will carry you over"
"By the way, how many times have you lost? Do you tell cold jokes because there is no room for stickers on your face?"
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The shower room is not big, but there is a bathtub. Li Cang put the girl in the bathtub and started to adjust the water temperature. Lao Wang just saved the trouble and lit the entire water tank. The water in it can be Burn people to death.
"How is the temperature?"
"It's not bad, it's a bit cold." Li Leisi held the edge of the bathtub with both hands, and she sat down like an emperor on a throne. "I'm feeling much better. I'll hurry up tomorrow and get back to the island as soon as possible." Get this thing out of my belly and poke it like this, I feel like I’m going to be infertile!”
"No, why do I always feel that there is something in your words?"
"How could it be~" Li Laixi chuckled for a while, "Aren't I worried that no one will inherit your billions in property? Don't think of people in such a dark way!"
"I'm gone without even saying a few words? I'm going to become a legacy?" Li Cangkuku poured shampoo on Li Laisi's head with a ferocious expression. He wanted to take out a comb and brush it like a dog, "Good guy , your hair is all caked up!”
"Li, can't you be gentler? Are you the one who washes your hair like this? You shook my brains out!"
"Be content with yourself. Every time I wash my hair after a fight, I want to get on the steel ball!"
"Hey, hey, what kind of big animal is that? Please restrain yourself. Hey, hey, he poked me in the face!!"
"Hold the grass, let go!!"
When the two limping people came out, the old Wang who was guarding the fire and the fireplace had been replaced by a young lady who was hesitant to talk about gossip. As a virtuous, virtuous and reserved elder sister, Mrs. Xiaoyi obviously also has the restraint that belongs to a big sister. If it were Qin Zhenzhen, something might come out of her mouth.
Li Cang's walking movements were a little deformed. He turned his face away and grinned for a while. When he looked back, his face was already calm and smiling in line with social expectations.
"Hey, little miss, why did you wake up so early?"
"Yeah, I need to prepare rations!"
Qin Zhenzhen rubbed her eyes and was helped out of the tent by Suo Zhihui: "What's wrong! Why was it screaming like a pig was being killed outside? Was the pig killed? Is there anything delicious?"
"Pfft."
"Well, those walking zombies are probably crazy because they are really making a lot of noise."
Li Cang cut out Li Laixi's eyes, and made up lies with red lips and white teeth. He swung the pot flawlessly, and he could also use his hand to attract some of the culprits with their strange auras.
"Oh" Qin Zhenzhen responded confusedly, "Are we about to leave now? I still want to take a bath."
Tai Xiaoyi said: "Eat something before leaving. You look like this, let Hui Hui help you?"
"Okay!"
The night before could only be described as a makeshift one, but today everyone really had a good rest. Lao Wang stood behind the first door of the shelter, with a huge solid metal door latch on his shoulders, and his expression was very ferocious.
"Get ready~I'm about to open the door~"
"Chongya~"
When it comes to cheering, little Comrade Qin Zhenzhen is second to none, and her emotional value is directly maximised.
As soon as the last barrier was removed, Lao Wang was bounced back by the door like a cannonball. The heavy door made a loud rumble. The sound was like metal breaking. It hit the wall with a loud bang and the buckle locked. , blocking the passage leading to the next door on the side, and the tight joints cannot be found to be re-opened - this is the last preventive measure of the sanctuary. All four doors have this structure, and All are disposable.
Li Cang waved his hand: "Do something!"
The bone girl used her left and right bracelets to hammer, chain and sickle. She swung the big wand with her third hand and was the first to rush into the zombie tide. The twenty-headed demon mountain master followed closely behind. The momentum was as heavy as a mountain collapsing and the body was half detached. The gluttonous mouth frightened the crowd of corpses outside.
Buzz buzz~
The burning of Isolaye continued, and the twin tyrants' plasma cannons continued to roar.
The tide of zombies and beasts outside the sanctuary gate squatted scratching their heads all night long, finally seizing the first-come-first-serve advantageous position near the water from their companions, and really taking advantage of it, the place became empty almost instantly.
The scene of flying flesh and blood stimulated these tough monsters, but before the zombies and beasts around them could catch up, a locust girl more than thirty meters long had already shot out from behind the door with the warm light thousands of miles away. , the huge body forcefully threw the alien life outside the door into a rolling gourd, and then he failed to fly, falling into a difficult cesspool battle.
The earth trembled and the mountains shook into chaos. Eight three-dog dogs took advantage of the chaos and rushed out carrying a big bed among a group of four-dog dogs. They were very fast, following closely in the footsteps of Bone Girl and Master Magic Mountain. When the zombie tide reacted, they found that they were facing a large group of the same kind that exuded an annoying smell. They had been completely separated, and they suddenly fell into madness, howling and trying to kill everything in front of them. Tear to pieces.
But the Four Gouzi are not easy to deal with. The law of adding one to the Dian Lao's combat power is fully tested in this scene. As long as the number of the Four Gouzi can be tied with them, who will tear him apart and who will not? For sure.
"You were fooled, you idiot!"
Lao Wang was the last one to rush out of the shelter, and he carried the Disturbance Crystal Tower on his back. At this time, he was holding the tens-meter-long square pole used to bolt the door, which was smashed in like a cannonball. The group of corpses, the door bolt was horizontal, and with a roar, a large group of zombies and beasts were pushed forward by his violent power to shelter the door. The door bolt was just a mere alloy, and its material could not withstand the violent sword intent. Wreaking havoc, completing the final mission, it immediately disintegrated and exploded. The flying metal fragments were 10,000 times more terrifying than the barrage storm. In the surging air waves, the entire group of corpses were stirred up and their flesh and blood flew everywhere.
Lao Wang himself wasn't much better, with paint all over his body and a large sharp metal fragment stuck in his chest.
"Quick, hahaha, damn, so cool!"
At this time, the eight dog legs, escorted by Master Magic Mountain, had already rushed out for two or three kilometers carrying the big bed. What was falling behind them were all walking corpses and strange beasts. Dozens of flying units of various sizes were flying above their heads. and two five Gouzi fought desperately, and Wu Gouzi, who successfully took off, showed no fear in the face of enemies that were dozens of times larger than him and were still coming in a steady stream. Feathered bone spears flew everywhere, and the insect-core whip was swung so hot that it was almost scarlet. Like burning.
Li Cang was like an emotionless fort, sharing a mount with Mr. Magic Mountain. He faced backwards, his big wand whizzing in and out, not seeking to kill the enemy but to overthrow him.
Lao Wang swung the disturbing crystal pole and knocked over a strange beast with six hooves moving very fast: "When was the last time I bit my butt and chased him? Damn, this feeling is really nostalgic. My surname is Li." Yes, you still owe me a joke, the atmosphere is in place, tell it quickly!”
Li Cang broke through his defense: "Are you fucking Mua?"
"Hahaha!"
Look, isn't this more interesting than the cold jokes I listened to all night yesterday?
Master Magic Mountain's four hooves gathered fire and rumbled out a long dragon of dust. The zombies behind him ate dust and became more and more impotent and furious. Bone Girl suddenly threw out a hammer and smashed the broken stairs in front of her. It was no coincidence. Coincidentally, a military green box flew up in the air and was caught by Lao Wang.
"Grass weed? Canned? Or beef?"
It was indeed a tin box of cans, with a total of twenty-four boxes, but the quality was obviously not very good. I don’t know how long it had expired, and the top lids were already bulging from the cold.
But Lao Wang rolled his eyes and bared his teeth and said cheerfully: "Tsk, do you know? It is said that there was such a box of cans in the early days of the disaster, which can be exchanged for four wives!"
Tai Xiaoyi:─━_─━
"Wow, you are so arrogant!" Qin Zhenzhen puffed up her mouth, "Master Wang, are you too lazy to even act now?"
Li Laixi: "Ha~"
"Who will trade with you? How many cans can four wives make?"
"???"
A group of people looked at Li Cang with dumbfounded eyes, and then heard Li Cang say quietly: "Liangqing, no more debt!"
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It took Lao Wang a long time to figure out what he meant——
You call this a fucking joke?
Do you have some weird misunderstanding about jokes?
Two sentences killed the game. For the next three hours, Lao Wang's broken mouth could not say anything that could easily cause the plot to correct quantum entanglement. When the time came to four hours later, San Gouzi's third The four stamina bars were exhausted. He was just running away and not responsible for any battles. He only had one stamina per hour on average. Celia's heart didn't dare to be so dark.
The rations of the Four Dogs Demon Mountain Master and the Twin Tyrants were somewhat unable to keep up, so they had to slow down to let some of the zombies catch up and kill them, then speed up again, then slow down again, and so on.
This is undoubtedly a provocation and teasing.
The zombies and beasts in the sky and the earth have probably never seen such arrogant and despicable foreigners in their lives. Their angry howls attracted more alienated beings to join in the pursuit of this team, so that the geological debris they passed by It was as if it had been plowed over. Not counting the damage caused by the battle, a huge trench was formed just by trampling on it.
"Damn Li Cang, can you come down and pull the monster?"
"The reason is that I am just an elegant magician. Pulling monsters into close combat is something that only a vulgar warrior like you can do!"
"What a fool." Lao Wang was injured more and more frequently. Most of these mighty zombies and beasts were not weak, not to mention that he was still restrained. "Little miss, throw a bag of dried meat to me. , my belly is protesting!”
A strong body does not come without a price. This is already Lao Wang's third meal today. The rations he prepared before are being reduced at a speed that is almost visible to the naked eye.
“No suitable place to rest yet?”
"No." Tai Xiaoyi withdrew her gaze, "Zhong, can you still hold on? How about me?"
"I'm fine!"
Lao Wang held a large piece of unknown dried meat in his mouth and swung the pole wide open and closed, stirring up earth and rocks and splashing thousands of waves. His stumps and broken arms were splashed with blood and mucus everywhere, and he didn't mind if it splashed on his rations. , the tearing and eating action is still fierce.
Li Cang: "Is that okay, little dog? If not, stop holding on. Go up and have a rest~"
Lao Wang: "Nah!"
Is that okay? If not, don’t drink. Go to the kids’ table~
Kind words of advice that seemed familiar.
die!
Lao Wang was filled with anger and evil, as if something was broken in his mind. The world line's suppression of him seemed to loosen for a moment, and the disturbed crystal bar in his hand suddenly burst out. A strange sword light entwined with blood, blood-colored lines on the sword energy The scarlet lightning spread like a living thing. Wherever the sword energy passed, there was a continuous thunder-like explosion. The zombies and beasts hit by the bloody lightning were instantly turned into ashes, just like the explosion caused by the jump storm. The void fragment hit directly, leaving no room for struggle.
Lao Wang himself was confused: "I am a fool"
Li Cang stood up from Master Magic Mountain's back in shock: "What do you mean? Let's inspect the goods again!"
"No, no, I think."
The figure of Hunyuan fell up to the sky and slammed into the soil like a stone. Then, Li Cang picked up this handsome guy from the ground for only three seconds, picked up his collar and threw it next to Tai Xiaoyi.
"The man is fine. He is exhausted. Give him something to eat and some water."
The results of the battle that forced Lao Wang to retire on the spot were gratifying. The tide of corpses and beasts chasing after him disappeared by one-third visible to the naked eye. The knife marks that were more than ten kilometers long even directly smashed half of the geological debris and cut off the path. The rubble hit the corpse tide like a torrent, blocking at least a third of it.
There seems to be something really good about this guy.
Li Cang, who had to dismount and go to the rear, felt like he was a spoiler that he had taken over from this guy. He was eating ashes and being beaten. He was completely unable to show his grace. He was trying to hold back a full body like that guy Lao Wang. Foehn Feng's harmless forward swing was interrupted again and again, and he was completely confused.
It's obviously all about skills, so why?
This world is always full of deep malice towards some decent practitioners. You little coin boy will be punished for your bad deeds!
Two in one, you may have to go to the hospital soon
(End of this chapter)