Chapter 1924 Lao Wang: The merit is on my head (+1)
"Save him quickly."
"He is dying, do you want to pray?"
"Prayer, didn't you see that the skin on his thighs is still connected? Are you praying to help him quickly joint and stop the bleeding? Find a way to stop the bleeding first!"
No matter where this happens, people will jump out and give all kinds of opinions and suggestions. Of course, there is no shortage of those who risk taking photos, gossiping and grabbing news.
Lao Wang looked around and couldn't find anyone who could take advantage of him, so he had to take off the golden eagle's feather from his mouth: "Hey, are you still conscious? If you want to live, just endure it. Forget it. Shoes, just plug his mouth and bite off his tongue.”
"Coming, coming!"
Under the eyes of a large circle of people, Lao Wang used a feather to make a huge gash in the thigh of the unlucky gang leader, and pulled out several indescribable things that were bloody and still juices. , use feathers as pins to tie into a tight knot, and finally poke the pins into the thigh meat to complete the fixation.
A set of movements is performed smoothly, and the whole process does not take more than ten seconds.
"WTF, what are you doing?"
The pain was so painful that the corners of the wounded man's eyes were split open. He only said half a word before he fainted and felt as peaceful as half a warm corpse.
"Of course it's to stop the bleeding! Who, that sweet water seller over there, take your trolley and push him to the hospital! Don't break the little bit of flesh on the leg, otherwise he will really be amputated. ! ”
After a flurry of fuss, the man was finally taken away, and he just ran into the rescue fleet that rushed to the scene screaming.
"Who did the first aid? It's so damn beautiful! Immediately push it to the ship and prepare for surgery!"
“I haven’t seen such standard battlefield first aid in many years”
"The technique is so quick and easy. There is something about the acupoints inserted. Do you have Chinese medicine? Have you noticed that even the bleeding volume of small blood vessels has been reduced a lot!"
"Did you do it? Okay, okay, you have been requisitioned. After the matter is over, I will apply for special rewards and honors from above. Now, follow us!"
A group of first responders didn't even forget to talk while running wildly among the supporting soldiers. It can only be said that no one who does this job is normal, and the brain circuit is indeed very different from ordinary people.
"Ah? That's okay." Big Lao Wang, whose hands were full of blood, scratched his head blankly and gave Tai Xiaoyi a look, "Hey, hey, bring a few of them with you. Let's do professional first aid together. Team!”
A group of first responders were stunned for a moment, looking at the Hanfu on Li Laisi and Tai Xiaoyi, and asked mysteriously and seriously: "Chinesekungfu? TraditionalChinesemedicalscience?Attackavitalpoint?qiuqiuqiu?Taoist-master?xiuxiuxiuxiu?"
Lao Wang took over everything: "Ojbk!"
The other party seemed to want to bow but failed, so he gave a thumbs up instead: "Newbee!"
While lifting the wounded to the floating platform, he switched to another language and chatted quickly with his colleagues around him. Then, the group of medical staff looked at Lao Wang Li Leisi, Tai Xiaoyi and a series of other people. The eyes of the follower who was looking at the personification but was not actually a human being were gradually filled with respect and fear for the supernatural practitioners.
"What did you tell them?"
"Qiuqiuqiu, tapping acupuncture points, xiuxiuxiu, drawing and pasting symbols, do you have any understanding ability? You, you don't understand this?"
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Inexplicably, the three people joined the rescue operation, and the whole thing gradually took a strange trajectory after Lao Wang tied up several chains with evil runes and blazing evil fire, causing a few insects to howl.
"Taoist-master, his mental breakdown must have been caused by some kind of mental pollution!"
"Let me go!"
"Taomaster, we have never seen this kind of poison!" "I'll do it!"
"TM, his heart stopped beating, there's nothing we can do."
"I, I, fuck your mother"
"What? Oh, yesyesyes, damn!"
Lao Wang is also fucking speechless. If I keep doing this, I will become an old fucking artist, right? He rubs his hands, evil fire burning in his palms: "What are you doing standing there, open your chest!"
It was a meal aimed at the heart. As a result, as soon as the third group was reached, the guy who could be called a corpse suddenly screamed. If it weren't for Lao Wang's meticulous and sensitive hands, this unlucky guy would have been able to do it all. The guy ripped his heart out.
Lao Wang pinched his heart and looked at each other in confusion: "Fuck! Is your kid so damn hard to kill?"
"What the fuck are you doing?"
It can be seen from this that the pain of the evil fire really touches the soul, and even a post-mortem examination can make the person alive. In comparison, heart compression is a trivial act.
Li Laisi was actually quite speechless. She was speechless and felt that she was bragging: "Tsk, so many bugs don't come to the densely populated empty island here, but instead pick these leftovers to attack."
"Considering Teacher Cang's character, this should be the most basic survival instinct for insects, right?"
"I'm afraid Whitesville still doesn't know what a terrible catastrophe he has escaped. Tsk, you're welcome. I'll take all the credit!"
"Yes, yes, I will give you the Whitesville Honorary Citizen Award tomorrow!"
"Where are you spending your time begging?"
Whitesville has begun a long review phase. Everyone has passed the test to crack down on the source of polluting insects. In the meantime, there have been many mutinies and protests against zero-dollar purchases. Let’s not mention it for the time being. Just talk about a certain super giant orbital island. Asking Jilai to ride upright on their face is enough to make people grit their teeth in worry.
"Fake! You told me that it was an orbital island? Have you ever seen such a big orbital island? Fake!"
"The pest infestation has not been completely eliminated, and something like this happens again. Is it really God punishing us Whitesville people?"
"Pest infestation is not a problem, pollution is not a problem, and orbital islands are not a problem, but people with ulterior motives are a big problem!"
"Why is it not a problem? Once we give way, we will be forced to close a series of parking contracts, and what should we do if the insect infestation takes the opportunity to ferment?"
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Whitesville is a huge free trade zone, a credible commercial center, and a resource distribution center. It is naturally impossible to launch a war for some interests. This is seriously inconsistent with their self-positioning and interest expectations.
Fighting is impossible. The essence of the dispute in the council is that if the bugs separate the island chain to make way for it, it will weaken the contract and thus weaken their control over Whitesville. However, the other party is just in the stage of derailment sanctions, which is a bit difficult to deal with. .
The Whitesville Council was quarreling over there, and Li Cang, who was surrounded by people here, was facing Li Laisai, who had transformed into a core member of the high-ranking sudden disaster investigation and rescue special operations team on the first island chain far away. Lao Wang said nothing.
Oh, how could there be any great scholar who argued for me after I entered the customs? The only thing I said was that you led the Japanese here.
On the huge ship, the three of them were standing tall with unusual condescension. Not only were there dense firepower of armed personnel and Whitesville's first island chain shore defense area, but there was also Teacher Cang standing on the island with autism written all over his face - —
"Play me, right?"
The silence of the wizard is deafening. Even though Buliu'er is already a meme-polluted traditional art on this orbiting island, this kind of thing is obviously still outrageous. He opened the door to outrageousness. The dog teammates are still too aggressive.
By the way, what on earth did I do in my previous life to do such a soul-destroying job as raising a naughty child? This thing should be considered as a dangerous job subsidy for me!
(End of chapter)