Chapter 1939 Li Cang: I always have a bad feeling
Hot Spring Mountain, Rao Qifang Villa.
"Americans are dogs?"
"Yeah, right? You also think they bite whoever they see, right?"
"I said their dogs can't hold two ounces of sesame oil in their stomachs. What has the goldfish done? What else has it done? Call it a hammer?"
"Woof? Woof woof?"
"Don't make trouble, Dabai, I'm not talking about you!"
Li Cang of Jin Yujing Villa refused to leave even if he wrote a letter of guarantee, no matter what the other party said. Only my mother is good and safe in the world. Only our mother can give people a little bit of warmth in this cold and paper-thin world.
Jin Yujing clasped her fingers in grievance and listed America's slanders one by one: "Illegal resource monopoly, talking about alienated grains, dumping of urgently needed goods, talking about the pharmaceutical industry and medical beauty industry, as for the The Human Completion Plan phase reagent, which is a standard pan-human growth promoter phase supplement, is another concept.”
"Wait a minute, why are Pan-Human Growth Promoter Phase Supplements not classified in the pharmaceutical industry?"
"Princess Cangcang, have you forgotten that that thing is not the main product of Goldfish? It is the flagship product of the Academy of Science and Technology. Goldfish Pharmaceutical is only responsible for phasing them. Our comfort zone is in that huge but unpalatable product. One pill will keep you full for eight days. Here are various levels of fasting pills! ”
Li Cang rubbed the center of his brows and said painfully: "I forgot about it. It's completely forgotten."
Jin Yujing stared at Li Cang faintly: "Huh, what's the use of this kind of money master dad? All he does is make money and make money all day long. He can't even change the Sailor Moon who summoned you. Is money omnipotent? ?”
"Rebel Tiangang? That's not what you said when you asked for money!"
"Oh, don't worry about those details. My aunt is old and can't stand this. Don't think about contradicting her all day long!" Jin Yujing shook her outfit: "Father, please come to the banquet and join me in the Northern Expedition!"
"Don't go!"
It’s normal not to go, and normal people don’t go.
Jin Yujing said: "You really don't want to go? Do you know why Americans want to create momentum in forums and various nasty tabloid newspapers?"
"Huh?"
"Let's spread our thoughts. For example, are they here to investigate the crime?"
"No, I don't understand!" Li Cang looked at the various newspaper articles lined up like a fan in front of him, his eyes full of teeth: "Xingshi to ask for a crime? What kind of teacher is Xing to ask for a hammer? What? They are going to slap him. The base has taken away the position of these dog officers? Welcome! I have long been dissatisfied with the old Bei coins! Anyway, those old ones are not good, so the next batch will be better!"
Jin Yujing was really speechless for a while: "War is the business of those who engage in big Z and small Z, but in business war, the means can also include war!"
"Are they planning to attack Luqiu, Huqiu and Waqiu? Or Channel?"
"The American Confederacy and the large and small forces that rely on them for a living are very complicated. It is not the style of Goldfish to avoid them on the waterway and it is not in line with the interests of Goldfish. But if they really choose to spend more time on the waterway to wage war, ." First, the connection between flower planting bases is not that strong, at least not as much as America's per capita recall as highway operators;
Secondly, this is not a war at all, this timi is a naked robbery;
Thirdly, Goldfish is in business and does not make war fortunes, nor does it have the capital to make war fortunes. On the premise of ensuring the bottom line, war costs are included in the overall cost, and the profit rate will visibly drop to a stretched level. situation.
Li Cang held his chin and smacked his lips: "I'll lend you the Marauder's Map so that the elite of the Goldfish Group can find out their lair. Don't be anxious, but you must be quick!"
"So you are working hard on the track, are you actually aiming to fight against the whole world as your ultimate goal, or more..." Jin Yujing looked at the indifferent-looking young man in front of her, and her plump legs couldn't help but squeeze closer. Point: "I just need you to show up, and I'll talk about it later. America has her own interests and demands. She screams happily but doesn't dare to do anything excessive. The rest of the mob is nothing to worry about!" ”
"Ah, you don't intend to achieve justice, so why do you want me to go over there?"
"Through procedural justice, we prove that we have the ability to achieve justice in results. Don't think of the Americans as a whole. They are very strong, but no matter before or now, their internal state has always been a group of strong men using little girls to tie the knot. The hair rubber band tug-of-war is essentially a group of financial backers controlling the show. Since they are businessmen, it is not surprising to make decisions no matter how outrageous or magical. After all, the real power driving them is not the country and the people. It’s pure interest without any impurities!”
Li Cang felt so tired: "What you said makes sense"
"Put it on, put it on! Put it on!"
"Mao suit?"
"Hey, let me tell you, Princess Cangcang, you look much more handsome in this than in a suit!" Jin Yujing squinted her eyes and squirmed slightly on the sofa, almost murmuring, "There is also a set of Qin-made Chinese clothes, a standard Xuan Yi Shang. Ancestral Dragon Picture, or else”
"Stop!" Li Cang looked at his watch, "I don't have much time. I've always had a bad feeling recently. Now let me know when they will arrive?"
Jin Yujing was overjoyed: "How can it be possible for Princess Cangcang to wait for those ugly humans with her majestic body, I have already sent them to the outer airspace."
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After all, Li Cang was tricked into going on the road, and it was a theme that even the old man, who always enjoyed stirring up shit and joining in the fun, was not willing to get involved with, so Goubuli was right.
Gou Kun, who can be called a living hair converter, was rejected without any suspense. The means of transportation was naturally Jin Yujing's extremely flashy and gorgeous Goldfish, a closed space, a lonely man and a widow, and those who were worried about what might happen all day long. Like a secretary who wonders if she should resign when her boss touches her leg, Li Cang's nerves went from tense to decadent, from decadent to tired.
Surprisingly, no accidents happened. Maybe it’s because Aunt Jin still has some residual humanity, or maybe it’s because the steps of changing into a dress and makeup are too cumbersome. But before the two of them left the cabin, she just looked so cool. Naturally, he made Li Cang's arm into an arm and pulled it up naturally.
"Goose goose, Xiao Cang, I have wronged you~"
"You don't even want to call me Teacher Cang!"
One of the two is Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who is proud of the spring breeze, and the other is Van Bronckhorst, a stranger in a foreign land. Moreover, Li Cang's image does have some problems at the moment. At least the one in his hand contains hot shampoo. Fruit wine insulation The cup is inseparable. No matter how appropriate or elegant the Mao suit is, it cannot withstand the secondary disaster caused by a shiny stainless steel thermos cup, not to mention that the thermos cup is clearly laser-etched with A Fei’s orange-colored logo. Huge body.
As I write this, I realize that I seem to have a fever. Is it because I am too tired from working without touching the ground and no one at home these days? Hurry up and show off two big pills
(End of this chapter)