Chapter 1978 Li Laisi: Li Cang and I try our best to keep your ashes
One thing to say, there is probably no more suitable description for the scene in front of me other than "Reserve Mother and Her Dad's Boyfriend". Reserve Rice's mental state does seem to be comparable to that of a pig during the Chinese New Year.
"Damn ghost, where did you end up wandering?"
"You still know how to come back?"
"Hold it back to me and tell me that you are wrong. Where did you go wrong? It was me who was wrong. It was the world that was wrong. Where did you go wrong!"
"It smells like dead fish, aren't you going to the wet market again to buy more?"
Look, there is no sense of violation.
Hive.
There was a reserve of grain in front of him, and there were apple trees and wild roses in the back. Then he smelled the familiar scent of several terrifying erect apes standing in front of him. Lord Gyrfalcon had a proud and deep look on his face.
All kinds of fruits, vegetables and freshly cut meats were put on the table, including everything in the insect nest. Even the doglegs and zerg were served. In the end, Lord Gyrfalcon only mixed and reserved the liver and loin slightly seasoned with salt. Interested in grain eggs.
"As expected of Mr. Gyrfalcon!" Lao Wang was satisfied. After all, the medium-rare beef liver and sirloin was made by Master Wang himself. "You can tell at a glance who is the one with the best and most attentive craftsmanship!"
Li Cang had a serious look on his face: "Life is complete! In one sentence, this timi made me believe in the true God!"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
In the form of Lilith, Li Laizi held the fried beans in her hand and threw them out one by one in an attempt to feed the Gyrfalcon. As a result, they were all snatched up and pecked by the angry reserve food. Da Leizi said dullly: "Who It feels a little weird to be able to tell me how to release this form!”
Tai Xiaoyi: "I don't know, I just biued and came back!"
"Little miss, you, you, you."
"Uh"
Li Cang pointed to his prayer interface and continued what he said before. Unfortunately, no one cared and nothing happened: "Master Gyrfalcon flapped away the first settled directional prayer opportunity. Now, I have two! ”
"Oh"
"Then what happened to me and the little lady? Automatically renewed?"
"It is likely that because there are no other evolutionary branches, your natal prayers were automatically implemented and cashed out to upgrade your bloodline!"
Li Leisi called out to Tianqu: "Then what? I won't stay in this state forever, right?"
Lao Wang: "Damn it. It's even scarier to just hear the noise and not see the people."
Li Cang hesitated for a moment, then stepped forward and gently knocked on Dalei Zi's forehead: "Don't make trouble, let her out quickly."
"Shua~"
The skin, which was as radiant as the sunset, peeled off in pieces. Under the flocs and dark particles like burning fabric, the human figure was just split into two.
Li Laixi: "???"
There was almost a scene of fratricide.
Li Cang kuddled on the old man's rocker in a comfortable posture like taking off his shoes and getting on the kang. He glanced at Master Gyrfalcon from time to time, and then satisfactorily considered the prompts that were refreshed on the mini prayer interface word by word.
"My communications are about to be blown up. The whole world is asking what's going on!" Lao Wang turned off the projection in pain, "The first two messages were sent in the form of world announcements!" Li Laixi had an even weirder expression. : "The surname is Li, Rao Qifang said that a message suddenly popped up on her interface saying that she has a half-condition chance to pray for her life, asking you what's going on, ah, 93 Suo and Xiao Zhenzhen also sent messages!"< br>
"'Units that stay for more than a certain period of time on your island track will receive the opportunity to add conditions for directional prayers and a settlement reward based on fate coins calculated based on the island coefficient.'" Li Cang said: "Already It’s very clear. For those who have stayed on our island, now that the orbital cycle is completed, the rewards will be calculated based on the weights.”
Lao Wang: "What about the remaining one hundred and seventy people like Changhe Sunset, Yuan Mingyue, Yin Yunbo, Zang Wei, Zhao Suiliang, etc.?"
Li Cang's mouth twitched and hesitated: "'Teammate' counts... huh...?"
"Okay, I'd better tell them to wait. The opportunity given by the conditions cannot be run away. I don't have time to serve them now!"
"Ah, yes, yes!"
Lord Gyrfalcon is here, Li Cang can't wait to remove a few pieces of the big old king's fat meat and feed it to his heart's content. How can he have the thought to engage in such worldly things?
"Bang!" Old Wang crushed another clay pot and looked at the fragments mixed with the food inside. Master Wang was extremely desperate: "No, how on earth did you two adapt to the skyrocketing six dimensions?"
"Ha~" Li Laixi's disgust was ready to come out, "Remember, never say that it was Rao Qifang who gave you enlightenment and teaching. She will easily clean up the family when she is excited. At that time, Li Cang and I can only say that we will try our best to keep your ashes. ! ”
Li Cang finally finished reading the long information prompt and gave Master Gyrfalcon a refill of water filled with alienated wild ginseng slices and wolfberry: "Sure enough, as expected, there are not many substantial rewards. Directed prayers, initiative The transition and the purification of life essence have to be taken into account, and the little coin kid is still the little coin kid!”
As for the coins settled according to the volume of the empty island, there is no need to look at them. The base numbers are the same. Excluding the growth of the volume, which is exactly double that of the half-cycle, this salary is worrying. Plant some pig feed on the empty island to donate The sacrifices were more than that, I can only say.
Prostitution for free is a good fortune.
"Those three black holes are the same balls." Lao Wang gestured to Lord Gyrfalcon, "They're not just the three main world lines, damn, they look so messed up!"
"Goose goose goose! The style of Teacher Cang in those pictures is very strong!" Tai Xiaoyi suddenly couldn't help laughing, and started to follow the gestures hurriedly, "I mean, those distorted land vines, tentacles, flesh and blood jungle calcified structures!"
Li Cang:─━_─━
I can’t laugh, I can’t laugh at all, how can I laugh at my age.
Li Leisi said: "Normal people would never imagine that it was Mother Earth who personally distributed the rewards!"
"Then the question is, who is abnormal?"
"Hmm, it looks better than the VCR style on the prayer interface. It's full of divinity. I'm a fucking atheist!"
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The four people gathered around Mr. Gyrfalcon, saying something from time to time. Mr. Gyrfalcon's eyes moved as he walked around a lot of food. Occasionally he turned his head to look at the food reserves, which made people worry about whether the food reserves were valid. There is a possibility of failure.
"Similar to me, Lord Gyrfalcon is really nostalgic for the past and has never changed his original intention!" Li Cang clicked his tongue, "I can't help but not eat. Is it because the food I have stored is not fragrant? How about I stab a piece of meat?" Do you want to taste it? ”
“gehe~”
"Wuhu!"
"The old man understands it!"
"Goose goose!"
There was a burst of joy.
In fact, it is difficult to say whether Mr. Gyrfalcon understands it or not. In short, the Falcon from the Northeast never lets his words fall to the ground.