Chapter 1995 Lao Wang: Bad news in a fleeting year (+1)
"Hey~" Qin Zhenzhen covered her eyes and pretended to be disgusted, "Look at how unbecoming you are when you act like there is no one around!"
Li Cang raised his eyebrows: "Hey, you didn't beat and humiliate that TV with her. The child finally grew up!"
"Shut your stupid mouth, I've cleared all the levels!" Li Laixi came out of the house with a dark face, picked up the jar of Comrade like a lucky cat, sat on it, and hugged Qin Zhenzhen. There was a moment of ravage in my arms: "It's boring, I want to see blood flowing into a river!"
"The relationship is good, can I make an appointment for you with our mother for unrestricted free fighting at dinner time?"
"Get out!"
The demi-human bloodline did not show any additional combat power this time when it paid off its debts and upgraded its level. Of course, this was not because of the bloodline problem, but because the secondary disasters caused by the last synaesthesia were too terrifying for this girl. She also Didn't understand.
As a result, what appeared in front of Rao Qifang was naturally a fat and lazy girl who was as greedy as a smooth hob. She was not even as good as Lao Wang, at least the progress of her free-range wild apprentice who was neither cared for nor recognized. Visible to the naked eye.
In this regard, Rao Qifang's original words were: "You are an unsatisfactory thing. What is the use of giving birth to you, if it is not for your eldest grandson."
Li Taodun was even more shocked: "Oh, if you like your grandson Rao Qifang so much, why don't you just give birth to a grandson? What are you doing to give birth to me?"
There was a thunderous reaction on the spot.
If Li Laixi dared to look at Rao Qifang now, she would be considered a ghost.
"My god is back." Lao Wang jumped out of Wugouzi and said, "Zhou Cao, what a damn happy family of four. You two coaxed the children very well, no one cried!"
One drives a small car and the other plays with a rocking chair. There is no sense of inconsistency in Master Wang's rhetoric.
"There is another deserted island ahead, and I didn't find anything." Lao Wang took out a bottle of beer from under the old man's shaker and flicked the lid, "Damn, this land is so deserted that it's cleaner than my heart, so pure Everyone must be like me, nothing, nothing!”
"Yes, you are full of colored waste. If you don't make some room for it, I'm afraid you will suffer from premature heart attack one day!"
"Haha" Master Wang said that he knew but he didn't care, "I haven't smelled the zombie insects for a few days, but I still feel a little uncomfortable in my heart, hahahahaha!"
"?"
I think you are adapting very well!
"Young lady, you came just in time." Li Cang took out a strange-shaped thing and handed it to Tai Xiaoyi, "This, crush it, make four parts, one for internal use, one for external application, one for release and one for stew!"
【Wish Bone】
With my luck, I can transform my wishes. Although I am not strong enough to catch them, I can still save them by crawling on my knees.
After the appraisal was completed, Lao Wang was horrified and slowly typed a question mark: "What do you mean? Why do I have an ominous premonition? How dare I use this vague thing? And it should be used externally or internally?"
"Do you still remember Old Harden? What he collected has limited effect, and I have already made a wish." Li Cang smiled skillfully and without a smile, "It is said to be something created by shamanism and voodoo. , the raw materials seem to be chickens and rabbits in the same cage, rabbit feet and chicken wishbones, etc. The probability of shipment is very low. Calculating hundreds of thousands of chickens and rabbits, not even one can come out. Anyway, just use your luck. Luck, it seems like it can help people win the lottery or something?”
"Isn't that just useless?"
Li Cang smiled: "No, it's useful, it's of great use!"
Lao Wang was even more frightened now: "No, what on earth did you wish for? I'm very lucky, but I don't want to be sacrificed to heaven for no reason!"
"Guess."
"I have a fucking guess about your mother, @#￥%... baa... baa ah... baa??"
Eat a piece of "Silence of the Lamb" raw, and Lao Wang's silence is deafening. But speaking of it, as the six dimensions of their group are getting higher and higher, the resistances that are not written on the board are indeed getting more and more outrageous. In the earliest days, this card could be fully charged for about 15 minutes. , and then it took a big dive to 7/8 minutes, and then it was 5 minutes, and now it’s barely even three or two minutes——
voluntary?
What are you talking about? You said it’s voluntary, well, in theory it’s not very successful. But the main thing is whether your acting skills are good enough!
Tai Xiaoyi smiled and said: "I just picked some honey. The orange-red color is very beautiful and fragrant. There is still bread left at home. Do you want to eat honey toast?"
Qin Zhenzhen struggled wildly like a convulsion in Li Laisi's arms: "Eat! Eat, eat, eat! I eat, I eat! Don't sprinkle sugar! Cover it with honey!"
Tai Xiaoyi was as doting as a child when she saw a bear and a cute child, and she said the same thing as Lao Wang: "Ah, you are so old, when did you give birth?"
Qin Zhenzhen's body was bulging and round, like a puffer fish.
Li Laixi took the opportunity to pinch her face and pull her to both sides fiercely: "I am still a young girl, how could I have such a stupid thing, and be greedy, and cheat someone out of just a popsicle!"
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"Ahhhh, it hurts, it hurts!"
Lao Wang glanced at Li Cang: "Yes, we have given birth to three children together!"
Li Cang:─━_─━
There is no way to refute, no way to break the move.
Li Laisi suddenly raised her head: "Well, Song Qiang just sent me a message, Jiaojiao, she seems to be there again."
"???"
"Cangzi, look at others and see you, you can't be passive and slow down your work, you have to forge ahead, you have to know your shame!"
"What you are saying is that Cangzi is taking advantage of his friends behind his back, right? Am I passive and sabotaging my work? My timi blue bar is empty!"
Damn
Wu Yisong, that Diao Mao, stole wine twice like a rat stealing oil, but it’s only been a few days. Are you a rabbit? Are you a fucking animal?
Li Cang exchanged glances with Big Lao Wang, who also had trembling pupils. Their four eyes were filled with extremely vicious and ashes-shattering viciousness: Fuck him! Pick up a big tree! If you don't knock out the Kuchazi in the middle, then the dog's gap will be strong!
If Li Cang's difficulties in cultivating Li Xiaocang have been spread on the base forum and even in the world of zombies and beasts and even insect alienated bloodlines, then Comrade Big Lao Wang will undoubtedly face at least double the amount of slander. , if you can’t come up with a trumpet with your magician, it can be misinterpreted as being loyal to the human race in a sense.
What's the matter with you, you, Big Laowang?
Looking at the silver-like pewter gun tip behind the back of the Five Great Three Thousand Hunyuan One?
Is that okay, little dog?
Stuck?
Exploded chamber?
hetui~
Master Wang himself has posts on the forum, and unlike Li Cang, who appears with this kind of socially fearful, hypocritical and serious smiling tiger image, he personally ends up in the upper-level council of America and down to the forum where there are frequent confrontations with traffickers and lackeys. , making fun of Big Laowang with endless tricks has long been a skill passed down from generation to generation on the forum.
Therefore, it is easy to imagine how far Lao Wang's anger will burn at this moment. It basically goes from the prostate to the hypothalamus. Thinking about his spine being poked to pieces by people all over the world, he can't wait to kill him on the spot. Remove the Cang piece and weld it on yourself.
Niang Xipi.
Wu Yisong, you really deserve to die!
After enduring the ovarian cyst and breast hyperplasia for a while, Lao Wang gritted his teeth and tried to show his strength: "I haven't seen Lao Wu for a long time, how about washing my feet?"
“Eat wontons?”
"What the hell is wrong with you? You don't have any tacit understanding at all!"
"How dare he come out when you trick him into washing his feet?"
"Silver coins!"