Chapter 2031: Wrangling
Sky island.
"What's the matter with you Timi! Did you secretly perform a hemorrhoid circumcision behind everyone's back? Are you always covering your butt and doing the hammering?"
"That's what I call waist support!"
"Ah, support the waist," Li Cang said thoughtfully, "Tsk, since it is supporting the waist, doesn't it mean supporting the waist?"
Lao Wang: (｀0)╭∩╮
As the saying goes, a ruler may be long or an inch may be short. Farewell to the violent old king, things are different and people are different. Just two words: cool~
[Divine Afterglow: Blood Boiling Curse] is a pure good thing. The only small flaw is that this permanent passive skill only adds combat power but not chicken mobility. Facts have proved that people are better off being more rational sometimes, old man Wang is a typical case template. His appearance of a bitter and resentful grievance makes everyone except himself very satisfied. Naturally, Tai Xiaoyi is even more satisfied.
Li Cang passed by Lao Wang and patted him on the shoulder, his face full of solemnity. Li Laixi passed by Lao Wang and patted him on the shoulder, her face was solemn and solemn. Brother Da Shi was a little confused when he saw his old father like this, and roared. , let Bone Girl, Daomei, Yamei and a series of other villains stand in line behind the two of them.
"Get out! Get out! Damn!"
"Look at you, what are the children thinking about you as their uncle? Don't let the children's hearts fall!"
"I@#￥%..."
The coal rain on the island is still going on, but apart from bringing intolerable local high temperatures, it basically doesn’t cause much real damage. There are insects flying everywhere in the world. Although the coal rain is not very tasty, it is still a mouthful. Food is not.
Occasionally, a few land masses that the bugs had no time to digest would be smashed down, and they would usually be destroyed by conventional firepower of various calibers before completely hitting the sky island.
Lao Wang said feebly: "Have you contacted Brother Changhe Sunset to cause trouble?"
His eyes were bloodshot and sunken. His mental and physical state didn't look like a violent one at all. He was basically overindulged.
The corners of Li Cang's mouth raised slightly: "It didn't work out, but the corpse-weaver really jumped into the trap. Your Majesty, the great priest, has been very busy recently!"
"Damn it. Panda's ordering takeout is really damaging to you." Lao Wang muttered, "Wang Shifei has been running that divine kingdom for so long. He finally waited until the day when chickens and dogs ascended to heaven. How much meat will it cost to let you be a bitch in such a short time? It hurts for a while, doesn’t it make you feel a little emotional?”
"Having said that, the dominance of corpse weaving, or divinity, in recovering the power of faith is evident. No wonder the former residence has to risk its life to create a list of gods. If we really want those things to touch the veins, why not? Is this really a situation of 'making cud into a dog, using it for sacrifice, and then throwing it away and practicing it'? ”
"Ah, yes, yes, in the whole world, you are the only one who will bring the Magician a good piece of cake!" Lao Wang sneered with disdain: "I don't understand the list of gods and I don't understand the list of gods, but I, he Mom knows you too well. The loyalty of others is my heart, and your loyalty is your heart. Oh, it’s true!”
"I only believe in myself in this life, little coin boy, your project payment has arrived, open a new entry for me!"
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If the little coin kid had a CPU in the physical sense, he would probably be transformed into an internal combustion engine just by looking at the hundreds or thousands of entries and tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of possible branches.
"Why didn't Zhenzhen and the others come with you this time?" Tai Xiaoyi asked with a smile, "That child, well, anyway, the island was very lively when she was here!"
“It’s enough to get lucky once, but too much is never enough.”
"I heard what he said was nice. If I don't run away, Aunt Jin will be on her side. That woman will go crazy if she wants to pray for her life. She doesn't even have to make money!"
Tai Xiaoyi nodded: "Who can't be greedy? Otherwise, there is no need to spend a lot of money to go to the island to lie down in a life-saving cabin and have a slimmer chance than winning the lottery. But, Zhenzhen and Huihui's luck is It’s really good, nothing to say”
"Who says it's not the case? I don't have that luck." Li Laixi stretched out her hand, and a hurricane passed by with unpredictable power that neither Lao Wang nor Tai Xiaoyi could sense. The giant force-measuring T tower standing at least five kilometers away made a loud noise. The alienated alloy panel as thick as a pillar immediately fell apart, and the force-measuring panel simultaneously erupted with a string of blazing sparks. "My luck, my damn luck will be ruined by this wild man!"
"If you can speak, then speak more, or write a book?" Li Cang rolled his eyes, "What is this? Don't tell me that you just came out with a remote physical attack in two stages of loan repayment!"
"I don't know." Li Laixi glanced at Li Cang, frustrated and resentful: "I'm still not sure what it is. Why did I come up with such a thing in the first place? There are pitfalls everywhere. I'm holding my nose and jumping! ”
Li Cang: "I really envy you who have the qualifications to pray for your life!"
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But having said that, it seems that a certain magician who wishes to remain anonymous cannot be said to have the ability to pray in the true sense of the word that can be reasonably explained.
"Don't talk about things that are there or not!" Lao Wang thought about the problem from a very tricky angle, "Li Cang, what did you say before? Burn the paper for Wang Shifei, right? Didn't the old thief Xiahou say that the receiver of the talisman paper cannot be a human being? Well, can we understand that, Your Excellency, the Great Priest, he is actually a dead person?”
There are many extended meanings here. If he is a dead person, then is this state of death directly related to bypassing the little coin boy? If he is a dead person, then can it explain his skin? The principle of incarnation, if he is a dead person, then what is the theoretical basis for why he does this? If he is a dead person, how can he stabilize such a number of independent spiritual bodies and ensure their strength growth?
"This cannot be equated." Li Cang did not hesitate. "It is not the problem on Wang's side, but Xiahou Haiwei's ability and the talisman itself are a false proposition with considerable uncertainty. I am I'm worried that it will be burned directly to the corpse-weaver family, and a divine backlash will be used as a pawn for the old man. After leaving the field, I thought of trying something opportunistic. Xiahou Haiwei himself couldn't figure out the specific definition of his ability. You know, the urine of the little coin boy is just like that. Zhi Hui’s is still blurry!”
"That's true." Lao Wang glanced at the fast-refreshing entries and various prompts on Li Cang's prayer panel. The dazzling operation made him dazzled. He wished he could dig out his eyeballs and wash them with some Vaseline. He couldn't help but cursed. Sheng Niang: "Then your old man is just giving Zhi Zhi a blessing this time, so that he will not remember the revenge of the past when you are planning to have a relationship in the future?"
"Hetui! Why didn't you tell me that I, Timi, gave Du Xiniang a blessing? Why didn't you tell me that I had a chance with Master Gyrfalcon Sister Whale?"
Lao Wang bared his teeth in disgust: "A lawsuit on the forehead and a lot of bad debts, a gambling dog, the more you play, the bigger it gets. Sooner or later you will get yourself involved!"
Li Cangpi smiled and said: "Well, when the time comes, I will give priority to selling your fat body to pay for it!"
"Bah! That's what my little lady worked so hard to feed. It has nothing to do with you. Do you have a property rights contract? You are just talking nonsense, get out!"
"Well, you two continue on~" Li Laisi held Tai Xiaoyi's arm, "The weather has dried my skin. The little lady and I will go down to the insect nest to take a bath and do a hydrating body mask~"< br>
"Take me one!"
"Get out! You're so angry and you need so much water!"
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This sudden act of cowardice kicked Lao Wang into the ground. He was holding back a mouthful of old blood and squirting it out. His face was filled with disgrace.
Li Cang suddenly asked: "Wait a minute, where is Xiaoba?"
Li Laixi was extremely vigilant: "What are you doing?"
"Cough"
"I'm warning you surnamed Li, stay away from my little darlings. If you dare to try to trick them, try it, they won't kill you!"
"Oh, isn't squirrel meat delicious?"
"What did you say?"
"No"
After the two left, Lao Wang came over with a dog-like look on his face: "What do you mean, I finally couldn't bear it anymore, right? How can I say, if we find an opportunity, let's stew that house-splitting dog?" "Stew?" It's a hammer. If I stew it, you won't stew it! "Li Cang clicked his tongue and raised two fingers, "Twice! Twice! Your Excellency, you are really obsessed with this prodigal dog! There is something we don't know about here!"
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(Tarantula Xiaoba’s attributes note:
【Tarantula】
Race: fantasy embodied race
Length: 307cm
Weight: 204kg
Life: 100%
Physical strength: 51%
Strength: 23c
Agility: 11c
Status: Secondary alienation stage 3
Abilities: Singer, Traveler, House Destroyer
Tip: This alienated bloodline creature was discovered and named by the orbiting slave ***Rama****.
Note: Do you want to pet a husky? The kind that is sweet, cute and silky?
【Singer】
When the wolf spider sings, the sound propagates within the maximum range, and the audience can only hear the wolf spider's song.
【Traveler】
The origin of the bloodline will inevitably have an impact on the alienated bloodline race. The wolf spider that often gets lost may randomly select a lucky subordinate to follow it in wandering, and it is even less likely that it will randomly bring back some lucky slaves during the wandering process. Small gifts, other than that, no person or creature can raise and evolve a wolf spider as a pet, a servant of fate, or a second son of blood in any way or condition.
【Demolition】
So Master, what is the price?
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"Didn't I study it all last time? It's useless!" Lao Wang didn't even think about it: "Wang Shifei didn't know where he got Xiaoba's attributes from, thinking he had discovered something extraordinary. , at the same level as Xiaoba, and not belonging to the Servants of Destiny, anyone can identify the detailed attribute panel, without a star shield word!”
"How would a person like him make such a stupid mistake?"
"Then what can I say? Is it possible that he knows that house demolition product better than we do? Why, he put a camera on my empty island?"
Dogs are very spiritual things, especially when the doggy one among the two dogs stared at him with malicious intent. Xiaoba clamped his tail and rolled away, his body flickering in and out, and finally The faint radiation beam exploded into a ball of spider silk and disappeared completely.
Lao Wang spread out the Marauder's Map and took a look: "Holy shit, I'm not in this airspace. I've jumped the line. Can I still use the skill of running away from home?"
Li Cang hissed: "Being forced to jump over the wall in a desperate manner, should it be regarded as passive by chance?"
"emmmm" Lao Wang scratched his face, "The key point is that it slipped away. How did you explain it to Dalei Zi?"
"I, I. I gave my life to her. What should I give?"
"Oh, just wait for her to believe you. Then you can guard the empty island while I go back to my mother-in-law's place to find a place to sleep. Damn it, I haven't had a sound sleep in the past few days. There's a lot of gunfire. ! ”
"Which one is under fire?"
"Damn you!" Lao Wang cursed and decisively drilled into the one-way jump point. Who can stand it when he works the day shift during the day and the night shift at night? Yes, there are flamingos in the rainy weather, please be careful!”
Then Li Cang didn't even wait for an hour when he saw Tai Xiaoyi coming up in a hurry, saying that she wanted to pack something with dragon lice and take it back to the base. Before leaving, she hesitated and asked Li Cang and Li Laixi if they wanted to go back to the base to eat. She and Aunt Kong will prepare breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Li Cang suppressed his emotions and tried to remain serious, like a powerful actor: "Yeah, yeah, I won't go back, I have to leave people on the island, pfft~"
"Oh~"
Lao Wang's vacation was obviously completely ruined.
Hive.
Due to the external environment, the oxygen content under the insect nest is slightly lower. Lao Wang arranged for the doglegs to set up many giant oxygen candles produced by the base. In any case, it can be regarded as a practical way to promote the base economy in addition to foot washing. developed.
"Young lady, have you been paying so close attention recently?" Li Cang found these two thieves interesting, "What's going on?"
Li Laisi rolled her eyes: "I really thought that everyone was as heartless as me and was manipulated by you, this beast. What else could it be like? You've lost your fun and you have to take the young lady to wash her feet all day long because you are so smart. Washing feet, the more I go there, the more I know what kind of urine that place is. Besides, with his hobby, his moral bottom line has already dropped to the limit.”
"Caught?"
"Yeah~" Li Leisi handed over a bottle of orange shimmering oil and turned it over: "Apply it, last time I was a teller from some bank, and last time I was the new marketing manager of the archery gym. Oh, and there is also a technician who has been to our house once. He is the one who looks very honest during acupuncture and cupping, keeping his head down and saying nothing all day long!”
"Hey, I know that counter girl. She is a master of management all at once. When did this happen?"
Li Laisi hummed in comfort: "Who knows, the little lady secretly told me not to eat the fine chaff under her mouth, but to pick up the coarse grains and wild food. You are indeed a good guide for the magician." Friends, dogs can’t change their habit of eating shit, magic!”
"I'll fuck him if I get a chance!"
"Come on, you said it as if the bottom of your butt is clean, and you are collaborating!"
Li Cang smacked his lips, stopped the unprofessional action of opening his back, and made a speech that would have made Lao Wang shout professional: "Is there a possibility, grab the slot, it will taste good?"
"Are you no longer a human being?"
"Have you ever been a human being?"
Li Laisi straightened up and was actually thinking seriously: "Well, it does smell really good. How about you call Zhen Zhen and 93 Suo together?"
"Jar looks like he's seen a ghost when he sees you, so calm down, you are really hungry!"
"What's wrong with me?" Li Laixi lay down again, "Hey, who wouldn't want to eat something good when they are hungry? Besides, I am in a hurry to show off my face. Hey, Li Cang, you said it would be better if there is no disaster." , you, me, 93 cables, how do you end it?”
"I, Timi, are dead. I don't care what happens to you two prodigal bitches. Why don't you just have a fight and show me the excitement before you two cry to your grave? I am most happy to watch goblins fight!"
Li Laixi said with a smile: "Wearing linen and wearing mourning, right? I understand, I understand! If you want to be pretty and mournful! Let alone a fight! I will find the little lady later -"
Li Cang directly pinched the girl's mouth: "Cerebral thrombosis can't stop your imagination. How can you have the nerve to say that my mental state is really bad? How dare you?"
"Life is a one-off experience~" Li Leisi said bluntly, "What's the point of living a life with little water? Don't you think just that kind of attitude towards life makes me sorry for my over 30 billion loan shark~"
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I've been busy accompanying Sister-in-law to the hospital for follow-up visits these past few days, so the update is a little late. I'm sorry, it's still more than 4,000 words in one~