Chapter 2044: Getting What You Want (Four Thousand in This Chapter)
"Lychee, March Red, and Rock Candy Heart Aksu, how about one?"
"Hmm~"
The three dogs following Tai Xiaoyi each held a flat bamboo basket, filled with various specialties from the hive. One of the benefits of operating a hive is that the temperature and humidity of each independent hive can be determined within a small range. Adjustable and controllable, it is possible to produce fruits and vegetables all year round. Although the turnover has been somewhat weak after Chong Ma took over, it will not stop.
Li Laisi held two big red apples that were bigger than her face with sleepy eyes, chewing them loudly, nibbling on one and looking at each one, focusing on the extravagant one. Her eyes were as curious as Sangouzi: "Aren't these two things like this? What new show are you performing? It seems quite exciting. Husband and wife greetings?”
"Goose goose~"
After a while, Lao Wang seemed to have lost some kind of bet. He came over with an unlucky look and snatched the apple from Li Lai Si's hand. He hit it on the head and made a fork at the door of the stilted building with a big sword. The posture looked like it was... I'm old, like timi there is a big invisible cross hanging from her limbs and head.
"Then you have to stand firm!" Li Cang smiled brightly, sipping some blood from a big dog and measured the wind direction and speed on his finger, "Come out, Dog Gong!"
"Damn it, insect. Do you call this a dog?" Lao Wang's eyes were cracked, "You are more like a fucking dog than this thing!"
Comrades Liu Gouzi and Gou Gong walked out of the homologous link channel. It has long scarlet hair that is both strong and elegant like a Saiyan. The horns of its head stretch all the way from the back of its head to the tip of its thick and ferocious tail. The elbows are pointed and sharp, and nearly half of the six toes are completely brushed metal claws.
It stood there, its dragon scales so deep that they seemed to be able to absorb light.
He has the head of a dragon and the body of a male, with the shoulders of a jackal and the waist of a male dog. The shoulder-to-waist ratio has almost reached a terrifying three to one. A pair of arms almost hangs to the ground. The combination of huge chest muscles and trapezius muscles basically engulfs the neck completely. It can be called the most perfect and unattractive bodybuilding artificial human figure.
Horizontal eyebrows, vertical eyes.
From the red-haired bush, a twisted and evil figure with eight auxiliary heads and nine horns in total emerged, with a straight anti-spiral head, a sickle on the side, and a jagged crescent moon at the back
In short, it is completely a haggis. Judging from Liliana's satisfaction, this should be the only iconic product of it that fits the position of the Abyss Demon.
The most interesting thing is the muzzle of this thing. No matter how terrifying and vicious it is, it can still be vaguely seen that this thing is modeled after the muzzle of a dog, except that it does not have the iconic wet nose.
In fact, the nostrils of this thing are almost as wide as the distance between the eyes, and there is a rather cute and elegant flowing dragon whisker growing behind the nostrils.
"Bang~"
The dragon's wings spread out, and the sharp bone spurs were exposed, making it even more ferocious and terrifying.
As we all know, especially in some junk games that Da Leizi loves to put down, there is usually some very common misunderstanding about archers, and dog bows are undoubtedly born to correct and eliminate this misunderstanding: What do you think? The 'bow and arrow' hand and the actual 'attack' hand.jpg
It took a long time after Miss Qiu was born before she dared to call Qiu half a ton, but the bottom line of Gou Gong is one ton!
Please respect yourself!
The all-metal one-piece bow arm makes a tooth-aching twisting sound. The length of the dog bow is only more than three meters. As a result, the single arm span is only three meters. Coupled with the suffocating shoulder width and chest circumference, the whole thing is just for that picture. Born from a ridiculously exaggerated giant bow, it can draw the bow like a full moon, with a draw distance of almost an astonishing seven meters.
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Facing such a raw beast, Lao Wang felt that his cerebellum had shrunk. That thing that was pulled open might not be a bow at all, but his cerebral cortex!
What?
Bow opening angle?
This thing is a real air control unit. It is not tied up on the ground, and its whole body is at a damn angle. Lao Wang seriously doubts that Li Cang would even dare to let this thing use its big wings to draw a bow if necessary!
As Liu Gouzi opened his bow, the fibrous metal wires gathered from the arm to the bowstring like long worms and water, forming a spiral shape. Even the arrow itself did not appear to be very straight. It was twisted and twisted like a dead branch, slender and divergent. The metal fibers in the shape of arrows naturally radiate backwards from the top of the arrow, and the shimmering light seems to be extracting some kind of energy floating in the air.
There was a thunderous explosion.
The surging air waves around Liu Gouzi exploded, forming a mushroom cloud tens of meters high.
Snap.
The apple that was originally placed on Lao Wang's head was stopped by Li Laixi behind her. The big red apple had rotted and deteriorated in just a breath, like an active tumor growth. It was disgusting to watch.
"My darn thing" Lao Wang's two legs plowed out long rolling marks on the ground, and the one-fifth of the arrow that was left on his butt clattered to the ground after a large radial jet of hot metal fragments. "You almost broke the thread in my waistband, what the hell are you doing, aren't you shooting apples? I look like an apple?"
Old Wang waved his hands loudly, and the bloody palms quickly healed themselves, and the head could be broken or bleeding. Some people were happy and some were sad. Master Wang, who was not willing to give Li Cang the opportunity to show off his power, found it difficult to imagine that he was one body. His immortal golden body would one day be broken by a mere bloodline second son.
"It doesn't look like it." Li Cang rounded his arms and made a huge gesture in front of his belly, "It doesn't look like it at all. You must have a pear-shaped figure."
"I'll fuck you up."
"Tsk, this lethality is interesting." Li Laixi wiped her hands, "Come on, increase the intensity of the violent real master Wang who is physically in harmony with the Tao, and the whole thing will fire thousands of arrows!"
"No more."
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Li Cang spread his hands and said: "This is the only one. It is a template made by Little Coin Zai as an exception. They said that under normal circumstances, the mill cannot produce this thing alone, and it needs to be re-cast in Liliana's Well of Abyss. Once.”
"By the way, do you still remember the demonoid that injured me and my mother? Originally, I kept some flesh and blood tissue samples, thinking that sooner or later I would give them to the high priest. Ah, no, that was Cheng Ye's handiwork. In short, I was thinking about giving him a few small surprises, but in the end, things are unpredictable, and God does not bring what he wants, alas."
"This king is so fucking stupid that he even eats and drinks. It's been so long. I've thought about everything I can think of. I can't use it at all. A good bloodline is completely useless. There are similar comments on the forum. It’s a pity that items are not allowed. Is there any attribute in the world that is more suitable for Liu Gouzi than that thing?”
(Note: See here Chapter 665 Teacher Cang’s worrying mental state and its aftermath. The demon-like attributes are as follows——
[Dragon armor with the title of sniper god from Apokolips]
Race: Fantasy race Parademons
Height: 180cm
Weight: 203kg
Power: 3.2c
Agile: 2.1c
Weapon: Fantasy Manifestation Creation Flashpoint Sniper
Ability: Finish
Status: X (Controlled)
Tips: Fantasy embodied creations, strange products that appear from unknown sacrificial instruments, are very similar to alienated bloodline creatures to a certain extent, but cannot be used for sacrifices or prayers.
Rating: Honor for Darkseid, Bulletto the Flash, Ibelong to Batman! (Glory to my Lord, leave the bullets to Little Flash, I prefer Master Wayne/doge)
[Flashpoint Sniper] Ordinary-quality Apokolips technology-modified sniper rifles may occasionally create extraordinary things, such as restarting or creating a world.
Note: As long as you are fast enough, my bullets will be able to write straight words on your thighs.
【Finishing】
Every time you fire a shot, you need to place an extra chicken drumstick in the lunch box in advance.
Note: When the plot requires it, I will not look back! )
Li Laixi: "Tsk~"
Big Lao Wang: "Tsk~"
Tai Xiaoyi: "Tsk~"
You have already worried about their little private money, but you still have the nerve to say it to others even if you take it with them. It is really conservative for me to only give you [Origin of Hostility].
Lao Wang waved his hand with an impatient look on his face: "Don't let him fly anymore. It's really embarrassing for its wings to be so fat when it's put on top to show off. It looks like a girl, and it makes people feel tired when they see it flying!”
Note: [Little Fat Girl’s Luck 20.jpg]
It's hard to say whether it was a dragon or a kobold. Wing No. 6 fell to the ground, splashing a cloud of dust. The 55 yuan was paid in cash. Li Cang thought it would be a pleasure to leave it here and wait until he has the opportunity to open it next time. The well of the abyss, with a few more heights, let us squat on a corner on the roof of the stilted building. A fat dog can get three cents of wealth, and even if he is not rich, he can control his house!
Bone Girl, who has been standing as a stone lion for a long time at the door, is now looking at Brother No. 6 with great interest. The Nocturnal Dragon was so ugly that it couldn't climb up, but now No. 6 is a loser.
You look a bit delicious!
Liliana also snaked over with Yamei in her arms, her face full of sincere joy. She stood up with her snake tail raised and stroked the horns on Liu Gouzi's head: "Well, Master, your aesthetics are very good, even in my native land." In the family, it looks like a very tasteful evil monster, very attractive! ”
Her so-called family of origin was of course a purgatory. Li Cang expressed his gratitude but was not sensitive.
"Bah, bang, bang~" Lao Wang clapped fiercely with an expressionless face, and asked the dogleg to fire a few anti-warp bombs to celebrate, and said sincerely: "I am already looking forward to your face when you use this thing to blackmail people in the future. The expression on it is so damn wonderful!”
"Well" Li Cang flexed his fingers and searched for a long time like the king of hell, and said with a pity on his face: "There is no suitable one, no, you should contact Brother Changhe Sunset immediately, who wants an America base?" coordinates, let’s follow the network line and fuck him!”
"No!" Lao Wang rolled his eyes, "Have you forgotten that Jinyu and America are still talking about business and are having an affair, so if you pretend to be you, you have to give Aunt Jin some face, right?"
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"In my childhood, squid guys, stick guys, and banana guys were really not good enough. Even if I bring a baby, it's not impossible to make do!"
"Is that what you said is human language?" Lao Wang sneered, "They are not fools. People with high hatred value should hide it as tightly as possible from the beginning of the disaster. From the beginning to the end, you can listen to this on the forum. Have you ever seen such a residential area? Dai Ying once went out to an area in London. Within a few days, he was fucked to pieces! ”
"ε=(ο｀*)))" Li Cang patted Liu Gouzi's butt, feeling melancholy: "In this cold and paper-thin world, only I can give you the slightest bit of warmth. , just wait, your brothers and sisters will come out to keep you company soon!”
Li Lai Si held Ya Mei in her hand, and teased Miss Qiu and Hua Hua with a piece of high-purity heterogeneous energy matrix, encouraging the big cat No. 2 to fight, and suddenly said: "Haha, your surname is Li, you It scared it so much that it ran away from home for several days! ”
"Haha?"
"Xiaoba! Wolf spider! That husky!"
"Oh"
To be honest, Li Cang has almost forgotten this initial nickname, but ah, this person, or not just a person, can't help but miss him. Almost the second after they spoke, he was missed by Li Cang Xiao Ba, who was so frightened that he ran away from home for many days, suddenly appeared among several people, accompanied by the smoke special effects when the Land Master appeared in the old version of Journey to the West.
Pat~
Xiao Ba dropped something next to Li Lai Lai's leg and wagged his tail crazily, trying to please and show off.
It is worth mentioning that Xiaoba's ability to run away from home is not stable enough, but he has brought back a lot of messy things over the past few years, although the most valuable of them is just a pack of moldy tofu strains .
Li Cang casually threw a big appraisal skill at him.
[A random inscription stone: The wolf spider 'Haha' discovered it while running away from home and wandering around a certain house in a certain base. He thought it was a rare treasure and took it back to the owner's home]
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[Enchanting Inscription (Green): Deepening of Fear]
The fear caused by damaging the enemy is deepened by 12%. If the enemy unit has reduction, saving skills, attributes, equipment, etc., it will maintain at least 12% of the base effect when it is not enchanted.
It takes effect after being embedded in the weapon, and will open 3 enchantment inscription slots.
Note: Duplicate inscription colors are invalid.
Li Cang: "???"
Lao Wang: "Hold the grass! Isn't this the same inscription as the [pain deepens] that the red-haired girl did!"
Li Laixi, Tai Xiaoyi and Xiaoyi looked at each other and said, "Did the side effects of the Wishbone really just go away? Li Cang, didn't you say that thing would reduce your luck for a long time? That's it! That's it? Tsk, tsk, I'm afraid not. Isn’t this the old wretched man’s idle moaning?”
(Note:
【Wish Bone】
Use your luck to transform my wishes. Although I am not strong enough to catch them, I can still save them by crawling on my knees. )
Faced with such a scene of thunderous thunder, Li Cang directly broke through the defense. The silence of Mr. Dai Mage, who had been blaming the blame for many years and had never failed in half his life, was deafening. Without saying a word, he turned around and left with his Liugouzi in his arms. .
"Hey, hey, don't leave. You should help me contact the red-haired guy first to put this thing on the page hammer!"
"Get the hell out of here!"
There is no subtlety or restraint, only straightforward and sincere statements. This is probably the most embarrassing moment in the history of Timi spokesperson Teacher Cang. There is no dignity at all for losing a dog.