Chapter 2082 Master Cang’s Dream
Mr. Lu Xun once said: Hair is the common property of husband and wife. Li Cang must have never heard Mr. Lu Xun say this. He could not imagine how the random haircut before returning to the island became the culprit of the breakdown of his relationship with Li Lei. .
"What is this? Chicken scratching? Dog chewing? My grandma's hand-cranked popcorn machine is more artistic than this!" Li Lai Si seemed to be embarrassed by him and cried: "Get out of here, get out of here, Go away, give me back the track, Su Mo Cang! Do you really think you can do whatever you want with your beautiful face? Do you want to do whatever you want? Ah, little lady, help me? , look at him!”
Li Cang was speechless: "Is it such an exaggeration? If I stress you, it's just hair. It will grow back in two days."
Li Laixi was very excited: "Exaggeration? I had a very ugly haircut when I was a child and came home. Do you know what Rao Qifang did? She closed the door, closed, closed, as if she didn't see me!"
Tai Xiaoyi walked out of the stilted building, looked at Li Lai Si, then looked at Li Cang: "Pfft."
Lao Wang: “Pfft.”
Li Cang: "_"
"What's wrong, Teacher Cang, have you offended Teacher Tony? I'm giving you such a haircut?" Lao Wang took out his hammer, took a sip of saliva, and began to sharpen the knife: "This has become a shame. For this reason, As long as it is cut, the long-term pain is worse than the short-term pain!”
"Yes, I know she's not pretty, but I wouldn't say she's ugly." Li Cang felt melancholy: "The main thing is that the female Tony didn't care about her hair. She kept saying she was a fan of mine, signing autographs, and... If I had known earlier, I would have found a man."
"Now go check it out on the base shopping website or forum. I guess she will sell your hair by the roots!" Lao Wang gloated: "Don't you know you have a hairstylist at home? Why do you have to go outside to get a haircut? ?”
"I happened to see a barber shop when I was passing by, and suddenly I felt uncomfortable with my long hair."
"I understand, impulsive spending is a yes!" Lao Wang vowed, "To tell you the truth, I have the same problem. Every time I come out of the bathing center, I swear that I will never come again next time, and then, um, Definitely next time!”
"???"
In the evening, a few people had a meal of dipping dishes. The island's black-haired pigs, free-range chickens, variegated mushrooms and wild vegetables were quite satisfactory. It is worth mentioning that the dipping ingredients are said to be collected by Jinyujing Goldfish Logistics. The original Leishan fish sauce and bird chili from the interisland fragments of the Leishan area in southeastern Guizhou are quite delicious.
Until Li Cang sat in front of the skeleton gate of the mill, he still couldn't forget: "It is different, it is indeed different!"
"I don't like sour food. The sour fish sauce is not good, but the chili pepper, tsk, it's so good!" Lao Wang warned again and again: "Take it easy, I tell you, I'm on an inspection tour today. I pray that the whole process will be monitored. If there is anything wrong at all, don’t blame me for not reminding you. Your mother Rao’s big pussy will be thrown right over you!”
Li Laisi + Tai Xiaoyi: "Ah, yes, yes!"
"No, is this necessary? Do you think so?"
"Oh, you have a criminal record, but in front of everyone, what happened to you these past few times when you prayed for a new son? You really don't have a clue in your heart?!"
Li Cang uh-huhed a few times and was speechless: "I can't help but be haunted at night. Master Wang, I advise you to respect yourself!"
Lao Wang sneered: "Ghost! Ghost?"
"Hey, you are promising. I remember that you used to be very taboo about bugs, birds, gods and ghosts. You would not dare to walk at night after drinking too much!" Tai Xiaoyi asked curiously: "So, Li Cang, aren’t you afraid?”
"Is he afraid of ghosts?" Lao Wang didn't hold back. "The Lord of Hell can't take him away, so why should he be afraid of those lonely ghosts? He has to follow the contract! Ghosts don't need to sign a labor contract! I won’t be tired! Believe it or not, I can find a factory to post this. Zhang Fu, let that thing work 24 hours a day and restart the world line? This is simply new energy and automation! What kind of new technology should be upgraded to this industry? "< br>
"Pfft. Don't tell me, it sounds like something Teacher Cang can do."
"Have you finally run out of the tens of thousands of alternative entries?" Li Leisi used a six-stage alienated alloy file to mill her nails until sparks appeared, without raising her head or eyes. "Lilith, give it to me." Get off his neck, do you hear me? Don’t force me to whip you before my patience wears off!”
Li Cang patted Lilith's long legs and signaled her to stop making trouble. After a while, the stingy girl might have gotten really anxious: "No, I don't know when. This thing can't be solved in a short while." My attitude is to be rigorous and knowledgeable, but academics are about crossing the river by feeling the stones, so why don’t you go and have a rest first, so you don’t have to stay up all night with me!”
"Ha~"
"Ha~"
"Don't~"
Li Cang couldn't help but ordered Goujizi to build a fire pit and light it. He also moved in a few sofas, as well as Li Lei's favorite tiger-skin mattress and tiger-skin mattress flowers.
"Smart!" Li Laisi narrowed her eyes: "Wang, go kill a deer, get some crispy bone sausage and marshmallows, and a box of beer!"
"Okay~ Qinghao'er~"
A huge and majestic prayer coin lights up the night sky from the center of Li Cangkong Island, and dozens of prayer interfaces and mill interfaces refresh all kinds of information and data like the Yangtze River.
The overall ambient temperature of the island seemed to have risen several degrees in an instant. The depths of the ground began to rumble and tremble, as if some terrifying giant was resurrecting. There were strange and inexplicable shrill whimpers and roars, and wisps of scarlet and pale smoke followed. The creeping movement of the fleshy and flesh-activated surface leaked out, and soon formed an unsettling distortion cloud around the island.
"Damn it." Lao Wang rubbed his hands and even had to light up a cigarette and toast when Mr. Kui came. He estimated that the arm circumference was over 60 centimeters, but the dense goose bumps did not give him any face, and he was completely unmoved, "This bastard As expected, there is no bottom line, be good and return to the ghost, haha."
Xi Niang and Liliana laughed and said nothing.
"No wonder." Li Leisi stared thoughtfully at a certain projection interface over there and looked at it again and again, "Well, not counting all the miscellaneous things before, he actually wanted to remove the dragon that Sister Whale gave him. Blending it in, Dragon Vein Master, what is this?”
"Tsk, the evil spirit will never die!"
"Is it possible? How much does a traitor have?"
"He has been planning to use that directional prayer opportunity, or in other words, twice!" Li Laixi knew this guy very well. I won’t give up!”
Thanks to Yu Liuli for the 500 starting coin reward, (づ￣3￣)づ╭～