Chapter 6 The essence of human beings is prefabricated corpses
Song Wanwan hadn't looked at her phone yet, and she didn't know about the new hot searches on the Internet. She said with a cold face, "I never use toothpicks, I always use dental floss."
"Huh?"
Jiang Nanxi glanced at Shen Lan in shock, then at Song Wanwan, "You mean, Shen Lan's thing is no bigger than a toothpick, only as thin as dental floss?"
Song Wanwan:? ? ?
Jiang Nanxi quickly apologized to the camera, "I'm sorry, sorry, I'm sorry to all the netizens. After all, I haven't used it yet, and I haven't really seen it. I only saw him in shorts. I didn't expect him... Oh, forget it, turnip greens." Everyone has their own love, and the little ones are cute too.”
Song Wanwan:? ? ? ?
[Help, I’m going to be laughed out of my mind by Jiang Nanxi in this variety show! It feels like Shen Lan is going to explode! 】
[Hahahahahahahahahaha I’ve learned, I’ve learned, this is how you should treat cheating scumbags! 】
Song Wanwan didn't quite understand what Jiang Nanxi was talking about, but she vaguely felt something was wrong because she noticed that Shen Lan's face was getting more and more ugly.
"Jiang Nanxi!"
Shen Lan was so angry that he smashed the vase at hand, "If you keep talking nonsense, believe it or not, I will tear your mouth apart!"
Jiang Nanxi hurriedly pulled Li Chu and ran away, "Chu Chu, run quickly, wild dogs like this that have been stepped on their weak points are very aggressive!"
Shen Lan's roar came again, "This is not my weakness, this is not the truth at all! Can you stop spreading rumors about me!"
Jiang Nanxi paused before running out, turned around and asked him, "Then do you dare to take off your pants to prove it?"
Shen Lan:? ? ?
Others:! ! ! !
The director held his forehead and came out to stop the farce, "Stop arguing and go do the tasks quickly. There are a total of six tasks today. Each task has a different difficulty level and points. Those who arrive first can choose the easy ones first." Another mission with lots of points! ”
Jiang Nanxi saw Shen Lan trembling in anger, so she ignored him and took Li Chu to find the staff to choose tasks.
1. Help with hoeing for 20 points
2. 20 points for helping transplant rice seedlings
3. Help feed the pigs for 30 points
4. Help sell vegetables for 30 points
5. Help find a dog for 80 points
6. 100 points for helping with funerals
Among them, helping to find dogs and helping with funerals have more points, because these two tasks are the most difficult.
In the task of helping to find the dog, a villager’s dog ran into the nearby deep mountains and old forests. If you want to find the dog, you have to go into the forest.
The forest on that mountain is connected to the mountains. Not only can you find dogs, but you are also likely to encounter wild beasts, poisonous insects, poisonous snakes and the like.
The one with the most points, "helping with funerals", was when a family had a death, but because the deceased was a bit strange, no one in the village was willing to help him with the funeral, not even anyone to help carry the coffin.
Seeing that the weather was getting hotter and the bodies were rotting, the villagers wanted to ask the people from the program team for help, so the program team set it up as a task.
After all, going to a funeral involves dealing with the dead, and the coffin of the deceased is a bit strange, so this task has a lot of points.
After reading all the mission introductions, Jiang Nanxi said, "I choose missions 5 and 6 with the most points!"
"I choose task 5."
A voice came from the side at the same time.
Jiang Nanxi turned around and saw that familiar, handsome and gentle face.
Liu Qingyan was wearing a casual black jacket, with a tall and tall figure. He was a perfect clothes rack, and he was a sight to see wherever he stood.
He glanced at her indifferently.
Although his eyes were emotionless and looked like he was looking at a stranger, Jiang Nanxi felt his heart tighten inexplicably.
"Forget it, let me choose tasks 3 and 6. Let's do the tasks first!"
Jiang Nanxi pulled Li Chu and walked away quickly, as if there was some wild beast chasing her behind.
Liu Qingyan looked at her leaving back, his narrow, cold eyes slightly narrowed, and after a long time he looked away and continued to choose tasks.
Jiang Nanxi plans to do task 6 first.
On the way there, Li Chu held Jiang Nanxi's arm timidly and said, "Nanxi, do we really have to do this task? I think this task is a bit scary.
I asked someone just now. The other villagers refused to help this family with the funeral because the coffin of the deceased could not be lifted. Those villagers said that the body of the deceased had changed, and whoever helped with the funeral would be in trouble! "What happened to the corpse?" ”
Jiang Nanxi comforted her and said, "Everyone is mortal. The essence of human beings is a prefabricated corpse. If he dies, he will become a dish.
What is corpse transformation? The zombie transformation is that you steamed a plate of crabs and the crabs were not completely dead. When you were about to eat them, they stretched out their pliers and pinched you. Do you need to be afraid of this? Of course not, you just need to throw the crabs back into the pot and steam them again. ”
【? ? ? Is Jiang Nanxi's mental state really okay? Was she mad because of Shen Lan's cheating and started talking nonsense? 】
[Zombie transformation is not as simple as you said. The dead man's coffin is too heavy to lift, which will cause big problems. It is better to find a professional to exorcise evil spirits! 】
Li Chu felt that what she said made sense.
But don't know why.
Something felt wrong again.
But because Jiang Nanxi had already walked into the villager's house, Li Chu didn't think much about it and followed her in.
The villager who asked for help was an old man, and there was an old woman at home. They sat next to the coffin and wiped their tears. The deceased was their son.
"What evil have we done? Our son died when he was only in his thirties, and no one is willing to come and help with the funeral!"
"Well, the coffin is so heavy that even four grown men can't lift it. It's no wonder they don't dare to help. Does my son still not want to leave?"
Jiang Nanxi walked in and said, "Come on, come on, we will help carry the coffin, and the four of us will take him to the cemetery together."
The old man raised his head and glanced at Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu, frowned and said, "You are the people sent by the program team to help? Why are you two little girls?
Even the four strong men in the village can't lift my son's coffin, so you two little girls still want to carry it? You'd better go back quickly and let the program team find some strong men for me! ”
Jiang Nanxi walked to the coffin, squatted down, hugged one side of the coffin, and lifted the coffin up. "Can't this be lifted? It's not heavy at all."
The old man and his wife stared at Jiang Nanxi in disbelief.
"You...how can you lift it up!"
Jiang Nanxi glanced at the sky and found that the sun was rising higher and higher, and it was almost noon.
"It will be noon soon, and the sun is too strong at noon. Funerals are not good for the corpse. Come over quickly to help and send the coffin to the cemetery!"
"Coming!"
The old man quickly took the stick and rope.
They tied the rope to the coffin and hung the rope on the wooden sticks. Then four people could carry the coffin out on the wooden sticks.
As soon as the coffin was carried out, other people in the village noticed it and stood at a distance to discuss it.
"Why was Lao Li's coffin lifted? Wasn't it impossible to lift it before?"
"These two little girls are too brave. How dare they help Lao Li's family carry the coffin? I didn't say that there must be something wrong with his son's body."
"Yes, yes, the older generation said that the coffin cannot be lifted if there are other things in it. There must be something dirty in this coffin!"
Seeing the coffin being carried, the villagers stayed away and did not dare to approach them.
Just when everyone was wondering how the coffin was lifted, Li Chu suddenly screamed.
"Ah!"
Immediately afterwards, there was a bang, the rope binding the coffin broke, and the coffin hit the ground, making a groove in the cement floor.
(End of chapter)