Chapter 17 It’s bad luck for you if you meet me!
The staff member said it again, "Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu put black silk stockings on their heads and went to the convenience store in the village to rob!"
Bang.
The cup in the director's hand fell to the ground, and he stood up suddenly, "Holy crap, is it really true? How can anyone use props like this!"
The director quickly asked someone to bring over the iPad, and he took a look at the live broadcast of Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu.
Only inside the screen.
Jiang Nanxi put a black stocking on her head, and the intact part of the black stocking just covered her face. She also carried a woodcutter in her hand and walked into the convenience store in a swaggering manner.
Li Chu also wore black silk stockings on her head, but her walking posture was not as arrogant as Jiang Nanxi's.
Li Chu held a small knife in his hand and followed Jiang Nanxi timidly, looking around for fear that others would discover who she was.
"Robbery!"
When Jiang Nanxi entered, he smashed the woodcutter on the cashier counter, causing a crack in the table. The boss was so frightened that he almost fainted to the ground.
"Don't... don't kill me!"
The boss tremblingly raised his hands in surrender.
Jiang Nanxi pointed to the corner with his woodcutter, "Go there and squat and don't move. If you dare to move, I will chop you to death."
The boss looked pale and squatted in the corner with his head in his hands, his expression almost frightened to tears.
The viewers watching the live broadcast were also shocked.
[Jiang Nanxi is too crazy. Does she know what she is doing? The most important thing is, why do I think her robbery was professional? 】
[Hahahahahahaha I feel like this crappy show is going to be banned soon. A public figure actually does this kind of thing during filming. The dog director deserves it! 】
[Hurry up and ban this broken program, and then ban this lunatic Jiang Nanxi! There are not many normal people in this show! 】
When the director saw this scene, he broke into a cold sweat and his hair stood on end. He rushed towards the convenience store with his iPad in his arms.
He yelled at the people around him, "Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and stop Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu. Do you want the show to be banned?"
"Coming, coming!"
All the staff rushed to the convenience store.
Inside a convenience store.
Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu each carried a sack and frantically filled it with things.
"Wangzai milk, AD calcium milk, potato chips, they are so good... Haha, they are all my favorites. I want to get some more popsicles!"
As soon as Li Chu finished pretending, he was slapped on the head by Jiang Nanxi, "Are you promising? Do you know that you are a robber now? Why are you robbing these junks? You can get them from expensive ones!"
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"Ah? What is more expensive?"
Li Chu's eyes suddenly lit up, "I'll take fifty pieces of Zhongxue Gao to eat! This ice cream is too expensive, and I'm usually reluctant to buy it!"
"..."
Seeing Li Chu's clear and stupid eyes, Jiang Nanxi had no choice but to say to her, "You bring cigarettes and wine. When the time comes, we will convert these into money. There must be thousands or tens of thousands!"
"It makes sense."
The two continued to load the sacks.
[It all has to be exchanged for money anyway, why don’t you two just grab the money? 】
[You call these two robbers stupid. They could think of using black silk to rob. Jiang Nanxi also has the temperament of a robber carrying a woodcutter, but you call them smart. They don't steal money, they just steal things. 】
Soon, Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu filled the two sacks, and they were ready to leave with the sacks on their shoulders.
As soon as they walked out of the convenience store, the director led a group of people and stopped them. The director's angry voice came, "Jiang Nanxi, what are you doing? You are breaking the law, do you know! Put the things back for me quickly!"
"Li Chu, run quickly!"
Jiang Nanxi rushed over with a single step, knocking the director and spinning him 360 degrees. Then she turned into an afterimage and rushed out of the crowd.
"Hey, I'm the fastest dog in the mountains. You can never catch up with me."
"Jiang Nanxi!"
The director was supported by the staff, and he was about to collapse, "Stop, come back, come back and return the things!"
The director and his men were about to give chase, but the convenience store owner quickly rushed out of the store and blocked the director's face with his hand.
"Are you the director?"
The convenience store owner said, "Those two little girls said they were stars and were acting here, and asked me to cooperate as an extra.
They said that one performance costs two thousand yuan. I have finished the performance. Should I pay my salary? ”
director:?
Before the director could react, the convenience store owner said, "Oh, by the way, that little girl also said that the things in my store are all props. After they take them away, the crew will pay for them. Is it you who pays?" ”
director:?
The director's expression was dull for a while, and then he said, "That is their personal behavior and has nothing to do with our program team. We are filming a variety show, not acting."
"What?!"
The convenience store owner immediately became angry, "You guys are carrying cameras, aren't you just the crew? When those two little girls were performing, your cameras were also filming. Why does it have nothing to do with you?
How can you, a director, be like this? You hire people to be extras and don’t even pay them! You also treat the things in my store as free props. You think I am a victim! ”
The convenience store owner took out his mobile phone and prepared to make a call.
The boss angrily said to the director, "You city people are so wicked. You actually played tricks on me. Just wait. My cousin is the village chief. I asked him to bring the police over and arrest you all. In the future, you will also Don’t even think about filming in our village!”
"Wait a moment, wait a moment."
The director quickly stopped him from making the call, "Brother, if you have something to say, there is no need to call the police."
In the end, the director compensated the store owner more than 20,000 yuan, and also paid 2,000 yuan for the extras.
The convenience store owner immediately became happy and sent them off cheerfully. He also said that if you want to find extras next time, you can contact him.
When the director returned to the B&B, his face turned green and he almost strangled Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu to death.
"Jiang Nanxi, look at the good things you did, do you know how much money I lost! The shop owner squatted in the shop for a while, and he had the nerve to ask me for a performance fee of 2,000 yuan!"
The director was furious.
He yelled at the B&B without any image.
"In this episode of the variety show, in order to invite some gimmick guests, I spent most of my money on your salary, and even you got a lot of salary!
The results are good now. I haven't even repaid my money by filming a variety show. If you go and rob me, I will lose more than 20,000 yuan in one day! I also offended Mr. Li!
I have been preparing for so long and working so hard on the variety show, and you are messing with me every day. Do you want the variety show to go bad? ! So what are my efforts for so many days? ”
Jiang Nanxi expressed her feelings to him, "You're in bad luck."
director:?
Seeing the director sitting on the ground and almost crying, Jiang Nanxi went to comfort him.
"Director, don't you just lose some money? Don't be sad. I guarantee that the variety show will not be popular. The one who will be disappointed is Li Zhengtao."
The director's heart has long since died and he will never believe her again, "You are guaranteed to be of no use. Who do you think you are? You are not even worthy of carrying Li Zhengtao's shoes!"
As soon as the director finished shouting, a staff member came over and said, "Director, big news. Li Zhengtao was invited to drink tea by the police just after he returned to the imperial capital!"
(End of chapter)