Chapter 25 I came to variety shows to be the emperor!
Gusts of cold wind blew, making the leaves rustle, and a cold female voice suddenly sounded in the yard.
"Who is calling me?"
Everyone was startled and looked in the direction of the sound. They saw a white shadow floating out from behind the old locust tree and lying on the old Taoist priest's back.
"Is that you?"
The female ghost asked in his ear.
The old Taoist priest felt like a hill was pressing on his back. He wanted to get up but couldn't move at all.
The old Taoist priest panicked instantly, "It's not me! Aren't you in that woman's body? Why are you here!"
"Is that you?"
The female ghost still asked in his ear.
"No, no!"
The old Taoist priest was scared to death.
I have never met such a strong female ghost. The peach wood sword in his hand is useless!
The long hair of the female ghost was entangled around the old Taoist priest's neck. The old Taoist priest was so depressed that his face turned purple, and he could only make "ho-ho-ho" sounds but could not speak.
This female ghost has relatively strong cultivation, so the program team's camera was able to capture her transparent figure, which instantly frightened the audience.
Some people were so frightened that they threw away their mobile phones.
[Holy shit, holy shit, I’m watching a variety show at home alone tonight, I’m going to be scared to death! 】
[This thing is so powerful, it can even kill a Taoist priest. I feel like the old Taoist priest is going to run out of energy! 】
[Jiang Nanxi looks fine. It feels like it didn’t come out of Jiang Nanxi’s body. Could it be that he was really summoned by the old Taoist priest’s method? 】
The staff at the scene were so frightened that they ran around and ran into the B&B.
"Ghost, ghost! There is such a ghost!"
"Did it come out of Jiang Nanxi's body?!"
"The ghost is killing people, run away!"
Just as the director was about to run away, he saw Jiang Nanxi walking towards the old Taoist priest, and then... sat down on the female ghost's back.
The situation now became that the old Taoist priest fell to the ground half dead, the female ghost lay on the old Taoist priest's body and tried to take his life, and Jiang Nanxi sat on top of them like an ancestor.
Director: w(Д)w! !
The director's face turned pale, and he had the courage to go over and drag her, "Jiang Nanxi, are you crazy? Even the old Taoist priests can't deal with this thing, let's run away!
We will leave tomorrow morning, no more filming, no more filming in this damn place! Change place! ”
"Don't worry yet."
Jiang Nanxi shook off his hand and said to him, "Director, don't you think I am suitable to be the emperor?"
director:?
Jiang Nanxi: "First of all, I have an unstable personality. Second, I am suspicious by nature. Third, I want to possess any good thing I see. Fourth, if I see anyone displeased, I want to kill his nine tribes. Fifth, I am the emperor and will never Wrong. Sixth, I am not in a hurry about anything. People around me are more anxious than me.
That's right, I came to this variety show to be an emperor. I am simply the emperor chosen by heaven! ”
director:?
audience:?
Others:?
After hearing Jiang Nanxi's outrageous words, most people didn't run away and turned to look at her like a fool.
Shen Lan hid behind the door of the living room and mocked, "You are the emperor, and I am still the emperor. I think you are very ill!"
Jiang Nanxi was angry, stood up directly, pointed in the direction of Shen Lan and said, "Deceive the public with your evil words, and you will be punished with death!"
The next second.
Jiang Nanxi raised his foot and kicked the female ghost. With a whoosh, she treated the female ghost as a ball and kicked it next to Shen Lan. Shen Lan:? ? ?
Shen Lan was so frightened that she danced a laser dance on the spot, "Ah ah ah ah, ghost, help!" and then fainted.
The female ghost fell to the ground next to her, and she hadn't even attacked Shen Lan's idiot yet. She was stunned for a while, as if she didn't expect humans to attack her.
Until, a child's resentful voice came from a corner not far away, "Mom, she bullied me, she bit my head!"
The child ghost just now is back again, floating in the corner of the yard, pointing at Jiang Nanxi.
"Bullying my daughter? Looking for death!"
The female ghost's eyes instantly turned scarlet, and she quickly crawled darkly on the ground and rushed towards Jiang Nanxi.
The long hair on her head grew longer and longer, spreading forward and tangled around Jiang Nanxi's ankles.
result.
Jiang Nanxi bent down and tore off her hair, then pulled the female ghost's hair and threw her up like a big pendulum.
Whoosh!
The female ghost's screams kept coming, "Ah, I'm going to faint, I'm going to faint, put me down quickly."
Jiang Nanxi: "You dog slave, you dare to assassinate the emperor, I will punish you to death."
call out--!
Bang--!
Jiang Nanxi threw the female ghost faster and faster. He even smashed her against the wall several times and then pulled her back and continued to swing her like a big pendulum, which scared the female ghost and screamed wildly.
The rest of the program team and the audience were dumbfounded when they saw Jiang Nanxi swinging the female ghost around like a helicopter propeller on his head, almost flying away.
【ah? Why isn't she afraid of female ghosts? 】
[Jiang Nanxi is somewhat capable, but we still treat her as mentally ill. 】
[No, I still think there is a ghost in Jiang Nanxi’s body, but the ghost in her body is stronger than this female ghost!
Haven't you noticed that Jiang Nanxi's dark crawling movements are very similar to the crawling movements of this female ghost? 】
[Don’t dump me, don’t dump me, Jiang Nanxi, you’re going to die if you dump me so quickly, you’ll catch a cold by fanning the door of the B&B! 】
In the end, the female ghost was almost vomited, her body staggered and fell down, and she tried to attack Jiang Nanxi, but was knocked unconscious by a slap from Jiang Nanxi.
Jiang Nanxi looked at the corner with an unfriendly expression.
The child ghost shivered in fear and swallowed nervously, "Hit her, but you can't hit me again."
Jiang Nanxi hehe, "It's a convenient thing."
She walked over and knocked the kid unconscious with a slap.
The old Taoist priest was shocked when he saw Jiang Nanxi take care of two ghosts, one big and one small, with just two slaps.
He looked at Jiang Nanxi in fear and asked, "Why is your spiritual power so strong? Are you a hidden heavenly master?"
Jiang Nanxi: "No, I am the emperor of the Internet."
The old Taoist priest saw the serious expression on her face and twitched at the corner of his mouth, "There is no emperor in modern times. But you are so capable, are you the reincarnation of the ancient emperor?"
Jiang Nanxi: "If you insist on thinking that way, I don't know what to say."
Old Taoist Priest: "The aura on your body is very unusual. It is so strong. No wonder I misjudged it and mistakenly thought that there was a ghost in your body! It turns out that the soul in your body is the soul of the emperor!"
director:?
Isn’t Jiang Nanxi playing with abstraction? Why does this old Taoist priest speak so seriously?
The director couldn't help but said, "Master, you misunderstood, she is just playing tricks. I admit that Jiang Nanxi is somewhat capable, but with her mental state, how can she be the reincarnation of an emperor? She is either going crazy every day, or on the way to it. , which emperor would be so emotionally unstable?”
Old Taoist priest: "Bold, how can you say that to Your Majesty! Your Majesty is not moody, let alone emotionally unstable, Your Majesty is just unpredictable!"
director:?
audience:?
Others:?
(End of chapter)