Chapter 32 Is the Doctor great? My dad’s daughter is a lady!
"Uh-huh, it stinks, who's behind me!"
Shen Lan's dull cry came, attracting everyone's attention, and also attracted the attention of the audience.
[Ah, what is Shen Lan doing? Why did you bury your head in cow dung? 】
[There is no one behind him. What is he calling? 】
Shen Lan's shouts kept coming, "Help...help! Who is holding my head and not letting go! It stinks, let me go!"
Because he was shouting and opening his mouth, the force behind him pushed him into the cow dung. The smell made Shen Lan retching and calling for help.
"Help...help!"
Shen Lan's voice was gradually blocked, and his screams were muffled, making it difficult for others to hear clearly.
Song Wanwan was startled when she saw his strange look, and quickly said to Song Shixing, "Second brother, Shen Lan is so strange. He said something was pushing him, but we didn't see anything. Hurry up." Help save Shen Lan!”
Song Shixing originally didn't like this bad man who cheated on her with his sister. Coupled with the variety shows these days, Shen Lan's behavior was really disgusting.
Song Shixing stood still and said, "Your own boyfriend, why don't you save him?"
"I..."
Song Wanwan's face turned pale, she bit her lip and said, "I'm weak, I'm afraid I won't be able to drag him down."
In fact, I thought it smelled too bad. Shen Lan’s face and body were covered in feces!
Jiang Nanxi said quietly, "Song Wanwan, if you don't save him, he will be suffocated and die. Do you want to watch your teammates die in front of you?"
At this moment, a resentful spirit pressed hard on the back of Shen Lan's head and pressed his entire face onto the pile of cow dung. Shen Lan struggled with his arms and couldn't get free.
Seeing this weird scene, Song Wanwan couldn't help but said, "I can't do it alone, can't you come and help me?"
"Why should I help you? That's your boyfriend, not mine."
After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, Song Wanwan's tears fell down, "But...but this is also a human life. Jiang Nanxi, you are so cruel!"
Jiang Nanxi rolled his eyes.
Too lazy to pay attention to her.
Song Shixing saw it and said impatiently, "Okay, stop crying, don't morally kidnap others! I'll drag him with you, come here quickly!"
The two of them walked towards Shen Lan, grabbing Shen Lan's arms from the left and right, trying to pull him up.
A resentful spirit suddenly entered Shen Lan's body, and his eyes flashed red, and he suddenly shook off Song Shixing and Song Wanwan's hands very hard.
Bang.
Shen Lan's body fell back to the ground again, and his face was buried in the cow dung. Then he thrust his face in the cow dung and shouted, "Go away, don't touch me! It's delicious." Delicious, so delicious, my kids love it! ”
Song Wanwan:? ? ?
Song Shixing:? ? ?
audience:! ! !
【ah? Hahahahaha, what the hell, it turns out that Shen Lan wants to eat Xiang? 】
[No brother, your hobby is quite unique. No wonder you said such harsh words just now. 】
[Shen Lan, did you find that other people had fainted, so you got up and secretly ate shit, thinking that others wouldn't notice? 】
Seeing Shen Lan's behavior, Jiang Nanxi was also shocked, and then discovered that he was possessed.
Jiang Nanxi couldn't help but give that ghost brother a thumbs up in his heart. He worked too hard to repay his kindness!
Shen Lan's voice came again, "Haha, it's so delicious, so delicious, I love it! I eat it, I eat it, I eat it all!"
Song Wanwan stood nearby. Seeing this scene, her legs felt weak. "Shen Lan, what's wrong with you? Can you stop eating? I'm scared!"
“Haha, it’s delicious!”
"Shen Lan, please wake up!"
"I'll eat it, I'll eat it!" Seeing Shen Lan's crazy movements, Song Wanwan couldn't stand it anymore, so she pulled his arm hard again, trying to drag him away from this place.
As a result, Shen Lan grabbed a bunch of Xiang with his hand and smashed it on Song Wanwan's face, "Do you want to eat too? Eat some for you, eat quickly!"
"Ahhh!"
Song Wanwan immediately jumped and collapsed, "Shen Lan, you bastard, what are you doing! How dare you do this to me, I want to break up with you!"
Snap.
Shen Lan threw another lump in her face.
"Ahhhhh!"
Song Wanwan screamed and ran away, and then Shen Lan climbed up, holding a pile of cow dung in his hand and chasing after her, hitting her repeatedly.
"Hey, don't come over here!"
"Shen Lan, be good, eat it yourself, don't give it to us!"
"Run, run, Shen Lan is crazy!"
Others scurried away from them.
When the rescue team and the police arrived, Shen Lan fainted and fell to the ground. Song Wanwan kept squatting on the ground and crying violently.
These people followed the rescue team back to the B&B. Jiang Nanxi led the police to the traffickers' lair and rescued the others.
Back at the B&B, it was already dark.
Jiang Nanxi walked into the B&B and saw Song Wanwan sitting on the sofa in the living room still crying, and Shen Lan standing not far away at a loss.
Both of them were washed, but there was still a lingering smell on their bodies, especially Shen Lan.
Shen Lan wanted to get close to Song Wanwan several times, wanted to apologize and comfort her, but every time Song Wanwan yelled at him to go away, which showed that Shen Lan was very angry.
After a while, the director came with the staff and said, "Let me take a look at the mushrooms everyone collected and start counting today's points."
Everyone was taken over by the fungus.
Liu QingyanXSong Shixing+215
Jiang NanxiXLi Chu+481
Song Wanwan X Shen Lan +1389
Seeing the scores tallied up by the teams of Song Wanwan and Shen Lan, the other guests were shocked and stared blankly at the wild Ganoderma lucidum among the pile of fungi.
"No, when did you pick Ganoderma lucidum? Our three teams went together. Logically speaking, if you can pick Ganoderma lucidum, we will definitely see it."
Song Wanwan said, "I saw it with my sharp eyes and didn't tell you. While you were picking other fungi, I picked them secretly."
After she finished speaking, she glanced at Jiang Nanxi and said, "After all, some people like to rob. What if the Ganoderma lucidum is snatched away when they see it?"
Jiang Nanxi picked up the Ganoderma lucidum, took a look at it, and sneered, "This is not a wild Ganoderma lucidum at all. It doesn't grow in the place where we collected the mushrooms. This is artificially cultivated."
Song Wanwan said dissatisfied, "Are you jealous that we got so many points? The experts invited by the director all said it was wild Ganoderma lucidum. Is it possible that you know more about it than the experts?"
The expert who identified the fungi next to him spoke.
"This is indeed wild Ganoderma lucidum. I have been engaged in research in this area for many years. I am also a doctorate in related majors from a well-known domestic university. The person next to me is my student. He is a master's student in this major. Both of us can identify that this Ganoderma lucidum is wild. You can’t go wrong with Ganoderma ”
Song Wanwan: "Did you hear that? I have a doctorate and master's degree in this field. Who do you think you are? Are you worthy of raising questions?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Are PhDs and Masters awesome? Can PhDs and Masters never make mistakes? Don't PhDs and Masters tell lies? I have a more awesome identity than them, and I will scare you to death if I tell you."
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The expert said unconvinced, "What is your professional status? Tell me."
"I am a lady."
"...?"
"What's the point of having a doctorate or a master's degree and telling lies without conscience? What's the big deal? My father is a great lady. Aren't all of you bastards born to ladies?
Without ladies, there would be no you. It is your blessing to have such an outstanding lady like me shoot with you here. ”
director:?
expert:?
audience:?
(End of chapter)