Chapter 40 Taking you for a ride on a broomstick
Jiang Nanxi looked at the broom in front of her. The broom handle was still shining with golden light, and she was speechless.
She thought it would definitely not work this time, so she just drew a talisman on the broom, and it worked.
She drew several talismans on other things, but none of them worked. Only this one did.
Could it be that she is the chosen broomstick fairy?
Jiang Nanxi: "Forget it, think on the bright side, at least the weapon is the same as the one Master used to beat me the first time. It's the same weapon as Master after all."
She sighed and quickly accepted that her first spiritual weapon was a broom.
Jiang Nanxi drew symbols on other things, and the things he drew were all his own. This broom belonged to the village chief.
She also went to the village chief and spent money to buy the broom.
The village chief said in surprise, "This is just an ordinary bamboo broom. You can just buy one in the market outside. Why do you buy this from me?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Be a magic weapon."
village head:?
Jiang Nanxi: "Don't look at this as an ordinary broom. In fact, I have modified it. It is not only my weapon, but also my mount."
village head:?
The village chief glanced at the coffin in the yard and thought of the way Jiang Nanxi ran back carrying the coffin and her eloquent words. He always felt that she looked a little wise but also a little retarded.
Especially now, Jiang Nanxi held up a broom and shouted, "The world is uncertain. You and I are both dark horses. When the alarm clock goes off, we are all cows and horses. Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, retreat and retreat, and you will be able to run faster after get off work from now on!"
The village chief fell into silence for a while, and then asked Song Shixing next to him, "Is she really a star? I think she may need to see a doctor."
Song Shixing also fell into silence.
In fact, he had seen Jiang Nanxi's many abilities, and originally wanted to put in a good word for Jiang Nanxi, but the next second Jiang Nanxi hugged the broom and said, "Peter Pan, let's go for a ride, let me see how fast you can fly." , I won’t have to squeeze into the bus to go to work!”
Song Shixing walked over and kindly reminded Jiang Nanxi, "You are not Harry Potter. There is no way your broom can fly into the sky. Please be sober."
Jiang Nanxi asked him, "My broom can carry one person, do you want to come with me?"
After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, he straddled his legs on the broom and raised his chin towards Song Shixing.
"Come on, let's take you for a ride."
"..."
Song Shixing left directly and said, "Your mental illness should be intermittent."
As soon as he left, Li Chu ran over and said, "I'll come, I'll come. I'm full and bored. Nanxi, take me for a ride!"
Song Shixing turned around and saw Li Chu holding Jiang Nanxi's waist and riding on the broom.
The scene was also caught on camera.
When they saw Jiang Nanxi riding on the broomstick, the audience was just shocked by her mental state, but when they saw Li Chu and Jiang Nanxi riding on it together, their emotions were a bit complicated.
[Jiang Nanxi was able to find fellow patients in the last show, which was not easy. 】
[No wonder you two can be assigned to the same team, it turns out that your illnesses are similar! 】
[Is Jiang Nanxi a die-hard Ha fan? But it’s a bit embarrassing to do this kind of thing on a variety show. 】
[I would only do such a thing when I was ten years old. I suspect that Jiang Nanxi’s IQ is the same as that of a ten-year-old child, or she is delusional. 】
As soon as the netizens finished complaining, Jiang Nanxi shouted, "Peter Pan, take off!"
The next second.
A golden light flashed on the broom, flying directly with Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu, and then flew out of the yard with a whoosh.
Song Shixing:?
audience:?
The director was watching the live broadcast the whole time. He originally wanted to send a message to Jiang Nanxi to be normal, but he saw the broom fly out with a whoosh.
He quickly asked the staff to control the drone camera to follow them out, and then captured the footage of them flying around the village on broomsticks.
The audience was dumbfounded. 【ah? ? ? ! ! ! 】
[Holy crap, isn’t this really a special effect? ! 】
[This show is live broadcast, how to do special effects? 】
[Are you serious? ? ? ? ? 】
The audience all suspected that their eyes were hallucinating, or that the director had tricked the two of them.
But after everyone observed for a long time, they found no trace of fraud. Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu just flew into the sky on broomsticks!
Li Chu's excited shouts could also be heard in the air, "It feels so good, so good, it turns out this is how Harry Potter feels when flying around on a broomstick!"
Jiang Nanxi was humming.
"Harry Potter flies on a broom~
sorrysorry~~
And my broom
But we can only clean up the garbage~~
What is Happy Planet?
Poor Chacha, you Chacha, poor haha, you Chacha, sorrysorry~~”
Li Chu: "Now I am also on Happy Planet. I can only be sorry~sorry~ if you are not here"
Jiang Nanxi: "sorry~sorry~"
Li Chu: "sorry~sorry~"
Director: "..."
Audience: "..."
Can you two be normal? Hey!
Seeing the two of them flying happily in the air, some viewers couldn't hold back.
[Oh my god, I can’t imagine how fun this is. If I ride this thing to work, I will definitely be the most handsome guy in the whole company. 】
[If I had this thing, what kind of job would I have? I would go directly to deliver food, throw it through the window, and kill other delivery people. 】
[You two, get down here and let me go up and play for a while. Don’t make me kneel down to beg you! 】
【Jiang Nanxi! ! ! I have been your fan for fifty years. Have you forgotten me? Hurry up and post a link for us old fans to buy it! 】
[Sister Xi, I want to buy it too. Have you forgotten that we met when we were children? When I was a child, you played at your house and I played at mine. What a good relationship we had! Give me the link quickly! 】
Jiang Nanxi had no idea how excited her behavior was to the audience, so much so that her Weibo followers increased at an extremely terrifying speed.
After she took Li Chu for a ride on a broomstick, she returned to the village.
I originally planned to go back to the village chief's house, but when I passed by a house, I heard a scream coming from inside, "Ah! My...my stomach! What's going on!"
The flying motion of the broom stopped for a moment.
Li Chu also heard this voice, and she couldn't help but said, "It seemed to be the voice of the pregnant woman. Is she going to give birth to Yaozu tonight?"
"Go down and have a look."
Jiang Nanxi let the broom land on a tree outside the family's yard. Just as she and Li Chu were squatting on the tree, they saw the situation at the pregnant woman's home.
The scream just now was made by An An's mother. She was lying on a lounge chair in the yard, and her belly was growing at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Her belly was only slightly bulging at first, but now it was as big as a football.
And my belly continues to grow.
Li Chu looked at this scene in shock and said, "Oh my god, this belly is getting bigger and bigger. It must not be a normal pregnancy. Is she pregnant with a ghost?"
Jiang Nanxi said, "I guessed half of it right."
As the words fell, a lot of blood flowed out from between the woman's legs. Something was born!
(End of chapter)