Chapter 85 Anyway, I’m not that kind of person, I just want to take off your clothes
"Have you eaten? If you haven't eaten, give me a slap in the face!"
Jiang Nanxi raised his hand and threw the drone up, then slapped it away with a whirlwind slap.
director:? ? ?
audience:! ! !
Fortunately, the quality of the drone was relatively good, and the staff's operating skills were also very good. After being flown out, it quickly became stable in the air.
But the audience almost fainted when they saw the camera shaking and rotating violently.
[I’m really impressed by you, you old man! 】
[Let’s do this, you come to work for me, take my three thousand salary, and I will go to work for you. 】
[Jiang Nanxi, you old dog, how dare you hit me? If you offend me, you offend the cotton! If you make me anxious, I can't do anything! 】
The director roared loudly, "Jiang Nanxi, I told you not to damage the equipment! Try another one and see if it's damaged. If it's damaged, you'll pay me ten times the compensation!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Okay, okay, I will definitely remember it before I forget."
Director: "..."
After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, he trotted to catch up with the person in front of him, and suddenly said loudly, "Captain, I want to poop, please wait for me for a while!"
Hou Xiao turned to look at her in shock, unable to imagine that a female star would shout such words in public.
After a long time, Hou Xiaocai said dullly, "We just left not long ago. Didn't you go to the bathroom before coming out of the B&B?"
"It's gone."
"Then why are you still..." Hou Xiao frowned and asked, "Are you feeling sick to your stomach?"
"No, I just think it's time to shit now, so I want to take a shit. If you don't shit if you are paid, you will lose money at work."
"...?"
"Captain, what's your expression? Can't you take a break from pooping? Don't you even have the right to poop when you beat a worker?"
Hou Xiao's eyebrows were furrowed, and his expression was hard to describe, so he could only say, "Then go ahead, go back quickly!"
Jiang Nanxi's dog ran away slyly, "You fish and I fish, and the director's BMW turns green and orange. You mess it up and I mess it up, and the director will pick up the trash tomorrow."
director:?
audience:?
The others were waiting for Jiang Nanxi, but after waiting for more than ten minutes, she still hadn't come back.
Unknowingly, a layer of mist arose in the woods, blocking the view, and the situation not far away from the woods could not be seen clearly.
Hou Xiao also used the walkie-talkie to call Jiang Nanxi several times, but did not get a reply from her.
"Why haven't you come back for so long? I contacted her walkie-talkie, but there was no response."
Li Chu thought for a while and said, "I'm going to look for her. I don't know if she was injured in an accident, so she never responded to the intercom."
"Don't go."
Liu Qingyan suddenly said, "She should be fine, let's wait a while. If it's something she can't solve, it's useless for you to go.
There is fog in the woods now. If you leave rashly, you may get lost in the fog. ”
"Okay, let's wait a little longer."
Li Chu had no choice but to stand still, but kept looking worriedly at the direction Jiang Nanxi left.
After a while, Shen Lan and Song Wanwan suddenly heard screams from the other side.
"What is that?!"
"Something is coming from the white mist!"
Everyone looked in the direction of the two of them and saw a red shadow approaching them quickly on the road they were about to move forward.
What was originally just a small red dot suddenly enlarged into a figure with long hair hanging down in front of its body.
The fog nearby is getting heavier and heavier.
Everyone couldn't see clearly what that thing looked like. They could only see a woman in red walking with a strange posture.
The woman's hair all hangs down in front of her body, and her waterfall-like black hair is paired with a red dress, which is particularly strange in the quiet woods.
Her body limbs were twisted into an incredible arc, and she limped towards them, growling "ho ho ho" from her mouth. As the woman approached, Shen Lan's eyes suddenly widened, "She, she, she... doesn't seem to be a human being. Look at her arms. The whole arm is folded behind her body!
There are also her legs, one of which is obviously broken, the trouser legs are empty, and there are no feet on the ground, but she can walk! ”
When Shen Lan shouted, the others looked at the woman in red with more and more horror.
In particular, the woman was walking like a zombie when she suddenly stepped on something and her whole body fell forward to the ground.
"Ho ho... ho!"
The woman in red let out an angry growl, suddenly raised her body up with two arms, and crawled towards them quickly and darkly.
"Ah! Zombies, run!"
"Ghost, there is a ghost!"
The guests were so frightened that they ran in the opposite direction, completely ignoring Jiang Nanxi who had not returned yet.
The audience was also frightened.
[Damn, dang, dang, what is this? Why are there zombies in the tropical rainforest! 】
[It’s definitely not a zombie, it should be a female ghost in red. These female ghosts are very fierce! 】
[Um, no one thinks the shadowy crawling movements of this female ghost look familiar? 】
Inside the woods.
Liu Qingyan took a step slower, and the woman in red had already crawled to his side in darkness, and grabbed his ankle with her fair and slender hands.
The woman in red let out a cold laugh, "If you don't eat the food delivered to your door, it's free."
Liu Qingyan fell to the ground, "Ah, I was caught, I'm dead now."
The woman in red paused for a moment, probably because she didn't expect him to fall down so smoothly.
When she was silent, Liu Qingyan suddenly moved her body and reached out to lift her hair, "Why do I think you look familiar?"
Jiang Nanxi quickly opened his hand and said in a choked voice, "You don't know how to live or die, I will bite your neck off, suck your blood dry, and eat you later!"
Liu Qingyan pondered for a moment and said, "A friend told me that the essence of human beings is prefabricated corpses. People are going to die anyway, so hurry up."
Jiang Nanxi:?
Liu Qingyan: "How do you want to eat? Should I take off my clothes? Eat with my clothes off, or eat without my clothes?"
Jiang Nanxi:?
audience:?
Liu Qingyan asked again, "Why don't you speak? Aren't you a female ghost? Why don't you eat?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Don't you think your behavior is a little too slutty? You are an aloof male star, not the kind of male model you can order in a bar."
The corners of Liu Qingyan's lips curled up, and she said playfully, "Really? Then what kind of person do you want me to be?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Let me ask you, there are many people taking off your clothes. Are there any people who can wash your clothes? There are many people who treat you to supper. Are there any people who can get up early to buy you breakfast in the morning? I want to treat you to a drink. There are a lot of people, are there any people who can still take care of you when you are drunk?
There are many people who care about you when you are sick, but are there anyone who can really take you to the hospital? There are many people who care about you. Is there anyone who can help you when you need it? ”
Liu Qingyan: "It seems not."
Jiang Nanxi: "That's right. The kind of person you are is the kind of person you attract. You have to be a decent person and then feel it with your heart, and you will meet a good girl."
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Liu Qingyan: "It makes sense. Teacher Jiang, you tried your best to pretend to be a ghost, just because you don't want everyone to go to the mass grave, right? Teacher Jiang, you are so kind, are you mine..."
Jiang Nanxi: "I just want to take off your clothes."
Liu Qingyan:?
Jiang Nanxi let out a ferocious laugh and tore off Liu Qingyan's coat.
result.
Everyone else suddenly came back, just in time to see Jiang Nanxi straddling Liu Qingyan and pulling off his clothes.
(End of chapter)