Chapter 97 There are a hundred people I want to kill every day
This time.
Shen Lan had already taken out his cell phone and wanted to call the police, but his cell phone had no signal at all.
“Why is there no signal again!”
Shen Lan's face became increasingly ugly.
Jiang Nanxi smiled slightly at him, "I have said before that if a human-faced spider appears in this place, there must be something more powerful that affects the magnetic field."
When Shen Lan saw Jiang Nanxi's smile, he felt inexplicably scared and he couldn't help but shrink his neck.
Jiang Nanxi walked over and took a look at the drone.
She originally put a bunch of talismans on the drone to isolate it from the influence of the magnetic field, but when she was dealing with the big spider just now, the drone was scratched by the branches and leaves of the fallen trees.
There was a yellow paper talisman on it that was scratched by a branch, so it lost its function.
Jiang Nanxi took out new yellow paper and cinnabar pen from his backpack, drew a talisman and pasted it on.
Not long after, the drone's signal was restored and it was flying in mid-air again.
[Why was there no signal just now? When I heard Shen Lan's outrageous speech, my blood pressure rose. I really wanted to run into the screen and beat him to death. 】
[That’s right, how could Shen Lan have the nerve to accuse Sister Xi? If Sister Xi hadn’t solved the human-faced spider, all these guests would have been injured! 】
[Shen Lan did something wrong to himself and became angry with shame! I’m thinking of blaming Jiang Nanxi! 】
On the screen of the drone, barrages from the audience continued to float across. Not long after, the audience also discovered that the live broadcast of the show had resumed.
[Hey, why is Shen Lan’s face swollen? 】
[Is that pig head Shen Lan? I didn't even recognize it. Who gave him the shot? 】
Shen Lan looked at his mobile phone, but there was still no signal and he could not contact anyone outside.
He walked towards the drone in mid-air, looking a little panicked.
Shen Lan shouted at the drone, "Director, director! I won't shoot anymore, I want to leave! Hurry up and ask the rescue team to pick me up!"
The director asked, "What happened to you? I think it's quite safe here. Why did you leave suddenly?"
“Safety ass!”
Shen Lan glared at Jiang Nanxi fiercely, "This woman went crazy again just now and slapped me more than a dozen times. If I stay here any longer, she will beat her to death sooner or later!"
Jiang Nanxi frowned, looking confused, "When did I hit you? Don't slander me."
Shen Lan:?
Jiang Nanxi also looked at Liu Qingyan and asked, "Teacher Liu, did I hit someone just now? Did I hit him?"
Liu Qingyan also looked confused, "No, we just stood here chatting for a while and didn't do anything. Who hit someone?"
Jiang Nanxi looked at Li Chu and Hou Xiao again, "Teacher Hou, Chuchu, did I hit someone? Did you see me hit him? I remember that I didn't do anything. Could it be that my memory is messed up?"
Li Chu: "You remember correctly, I didn't hit anyone. It was obviously Shen Lan who suddenly said to himself that he was sorry for Song Wanwan, and then he knelt on the ground and violently whipped himself to atone for his sins."
Hou Xiao glanced at Jiang Nanxi with a complicated expression and said nothing in the end.
Liu Qingyan's doubtful voice came again, "I saw it too, how come he forgot after smoking? Could it be...he is the one who really has schizophrenia?"
"What are you talking about!" Shen Lan looked at them in disbelief, his eyes were angry, and his voice was a little aggrieved, "How could I beat myself? It was obviously her! You all saw it, why did you say you didn't see it? Come on. Tell lies with your eyes open, do you have any conscience?”
Liu Qingyan chuckled and looked at him playfully, "Then you mean that you didn't feel guilty for pushing Song Wanwan, so you didn't kneel down and whip yourself to atone?"
"No, that's not what I meant..."
Shen Lan quickly explained, "I was confused at the time and had no idea what I was doing. I didn't even remember that I pushed Wanwan away! I was wrong, but was Jiang Nanxi right? It was obviously her who beat..."< br>
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Liu Qingyan, "You heard it, he didn't remember pushing Song Wanwan at all, which shows that there is indeed something wrong with his mental state. We all saw it just now, he was very To say that I didn’t slap myself, I must have forgotten.”
Shen Lan: "..."
Shen Lan saw Liu Qingyan's calm and eloquent look. His mouth was open, and he didn't know what to say. He felt like he couldn't argue.
[Haha, I almost killed my girlfriend, and now I’m still slandering Jiang Nanxi. This Shen Lan is really going to disgust me to death! 】
【Shen Lan talks so much about cheating, not a single word she says can be believed. Can this kind of scumbag get out of the entertainment industry as soon as possible! 】
[Shen Lan, what’s wrong with you? Why are you schizophrenic? You must not be able to survive it! Shen Lan, something must be wrong with you! 】
When Shen Lan saw the indifferent eyes of others, he couldn't help but feel suffocated in his heart. He always felt that he was isolated by everyone.
Seeing that he was shaking with anger, Jiang Nanxi said, "Do you really think it was me who hit you? Well, I'll apologize to you.
I'm sorry, dear, through negotiation, we will compensate you zero yuan. Do you think that's okay? If not, then I can only compensate you with a few slaps. You said I fought, but I didn’t, so I have to fight a few times to confirm this. ”
Does she still want to fight? !
When Shen Lan saw Jiang Nanxi rolling up his sleeves and walking over, his pupils were so frightened that he turned around and ran out of the cave, "Don't come here!!!"
Seeing him running away, Jiang Nanxi stopped and raised the corners of his lips slightly, "I restrained my desire to kill again today. It's a great merit for me."
Hou Xiao stood next to her and said sincerely, "Xiao Jiang, you better calm down. Sometimes it's not good to be too impulsive."
Although Shen Lan is a scumbag, if what happened just now happened outside and Shen Lan had directly called the police, she would be facing a lawsuit! And it will also affect her career as an artist!
"Am I not calm enough?"
Jiang Nanxi sighed and said, "I want to kill a hundred people every day, but I don't do it, which means I save a hundred lives every day. I am simply trying to save the world."
Hou Xiao:?
audience:?
Hou Xiao's mouth twitched and he didn't want to communicate with her anymore. He returned to his original position and took out a small iron pot to cook something to eat.
After a while, everyone had eaten instant noodles, and Shen Lan came back from outside.
He wrapped a bag of things in his coat and brought it back. Jiang Nanxi noticed it immediately, and his eyes instantly turned cold.
Shen Lan said, "It was my fault just now. I picked some mushrooms and invited everyone to drink mushroom soup."
Shen Lan poured the stuff wrapped in his coat onto the ground, which were palm-sized mushrooms.
But the shape of these mushrooms is very strange. There are wrinkles on the crown of the mushrooms. At first glance, they look like the face of an old man. If you look closely, you can also see the shape of the eyes and nose!
Forget it.
The moment Shen Lan poured the mushroom down, a strange fragrance spread in the cave.
(End of chapter)