Chapter 104 The baby is not allowed to eat him, he eats daddy
Jiang Nanxi looked at the jade beads on the sarcophagus and said, "Those are the nine-orifice plugs. In ancient times, some people would use the nine-orifice plugs to block all the holes in the body after death. In order to prevent the loss of Qi in the body, they would then use special methods to prevent the body from leaking. Rot.
The jade bead on your hand is a little larger than a human thumb and has a tapered shape. This shape is a post-aperture bead used to block the back door. ”
The program crew's drone happened to be next to Jiang Nanxi, and the audience also heard her popular science.
[This is indeed the case. I am studying archeology, and this thing is the back orifice bead. But shouldn’t the jade plug used to block the nine orifices be inside the corpse? Why are they all piled up in this sarcophagus, where are the corpses? 】
[Eh~~ In other words, Shen Lan kissed the thing stuffed in the buttocks of someone’s corpse? It’s so harsh! 】
Shen Lan's face turned pale and he put the cone-shaped jade beads back into the sarcophagus.
Thinking of the cone-shaped jade bead she just kissed, Shen Lan felt sick in her heart.
I feel like vomiting!
Jiang Nanxi narrowed his eyes and said, "There is a lot of yin and resentment in these things, which means that the ghost of their owner has not dissipated. If you take so many, are you not afraid of people coming to you?"
Although Shen Lan threw away the back orifice beads, he did not take out the other jade beads in the bag, and even wanted to pick up other jade beads and put them in.
Obviously he doesn't want to give up this incredible wealth.
Shen Lan sneered and said, "I have known you for so many years, how come I didn't know that you know so much about funerary objects? You have never learned the relevant knowledge at all. If you don't understand, don't pretend to understand here!"
Jiang Nanxi had never learned any relevant knowledge during her lifetime, but she had been a ghost for thousands of years after her death. How could she still understand these objects belonging to the dead?
She chuckled, "Dogs can't change their habit of eating shit. It's normal that you like the smell of this stuff. I suggest you put it in your mouth and shake it. Maybe it will make you happy. After all, there is no shit in this tomb. You eat.”
"Jiang, Nan, Xi!"
The sound of Shen Lan gritting his teeth was heard.
"You are a dog when you step on a horse!"
Seeing Shen Lan walking over angrily and picking up a stone from the ground to hit her, Jiang Nanxi quickly raised her hand and said to him, "Wait a minute."
Jiang Nanxi coughed lightly and said, "I'm kindly reminding you not to touch these dead people's dirty things. Maybe they can save your life. Are there any people who treat their saviors like you?"
Shen Lan: "Did you remind me like this?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Okay, okay, my words were inappropriate. How about I apologize to you?"
Before Shen Lan could agree, Jiang Nanxi looked at him with a sincere expression, "I'm sorry, I think that back orifice bead is really suitable for you and matches your temperament perfectly!"
Shen Lan:?
Jiang Nanxi: "Look at your temperament. You are so handsome and so handsome. How suitable it is. Especially your eyes, they are just like a handsome guy. They are the standard for a handsome guy."
Shen Lan:?
audience:?
【? ? ? ? ? ah? Sister, what you said is too rough hahahahahahaha. 】
[In this case, let’s call Shen Lan the handsome guy with ruffian eyes from now on, to echo his handsome temperament. 】
Shen Lan was so angry that Jiang Nanxi's eyes were on fire, and he rushed towards her angrily, "Jiang Nanxi, I have tolerated you for a long time!"
Shen Lan rushed to Jiang Nanxi's side, raised the big stone in his hand, and was about to hit her on the head.
Jiang Nanxi dodged nimbly, then raised his foot and kicked Shen Lan on the back. He fell face-first to the ground and slid on the ground for a long distance.
"You...!"
A large blood stain appeared on Shen Lan's face. He turned to look at Jiang Nanxi. The hairless man next to Jiang Nanxi roared at him.
"Roar-woof-!"
The area of this underground palace was too large, and the large human puppet roared angrily, and there was an echo.
Shen Lan saw the ferocious expression on the human pig puppet, and his body was squirming strangely. He bared his big teeth and wanted to rush towards him. He was so frightened that his face turned pale on the spot, and he sat paralyzed on the ground, not daring to move. What kind of monster is this!
Why would Jiang Nanxi lead such a terrifying monster like a dog? Don't be too outrageous!
[Chen Lan, can you teach her a lesson? Why did you provoke her? If Sister Xi scolds you, just bear with it! 】
[Laughing so hard, I feel like Shen Lan is going to pee in fear. Wasn’t it awesome just now? 】
[No, no one noticed that the human piglet barked like a dog? Does this thing really think of itself as a dog? 】
Jiang Nanxi pulled the rope and held back the human pig puppet, "Baby, don't be impulsive, you can't eat him, he eats shit. You are a domestic dog, you can't imitate him."
The human puppet immediately lay down quietly.
Shen Lan:?
audience:?
When Shen Lan heard Jiang Nanxi's words, she was so angry that her nose almost crooked, but he couldn't beat Jiang Nanxi and was afraid of the big monster next to her, so he could only hold his breath and stay away.
When Jiang Nanxi saw that Liu Qingyan was awake, she ignored Shen Lan and went to look for him.
This made Shen Lan breathe a sigh of relief.
When they were not paying attention, Shen Lan sneaked back to the stone room just now, continued to pack the jade articles, and put all the jade beads into the bag to take away.
After he installed the jade beads, he found that there were many gold, silver, jade, and bronze antiques in the underground palace.
Shen Lan glanced at the other path in the stone chamber, and then at the gold, silver, and jade in the underground palace. A trace of greed flashed in his eyes.
"You've already come, why not get more."
Shen Lan carried his backpack and returned to the underground palace, preparing to pick up the valuable burial objects on the ground.
Jiang Nanxi noticed his movements immediately and said coldly, "Don't move things in this underground palace. If you move things arbitrarily and cause us any trouble, I will beat you to death."
"I'll just move, how about it!"
Shen Lan picked up the pile of gold bricks at his feet on the spot, put them into his backpack, and then picked up several jade carvings of excellent quality.
This is not enough.
He also hung various precious jade pendants, jade pendants, and jade pendants around his neck, and his wrists were also covered with jade bracelets.
His eyes became more and more excited, "No wonder some people like to be tomb robbers. These things are enough for me to eat and drink for a lifetime! Why should I be involved in the entertainment industry in the future? I don't have to work anymore!"
Jiang Nanxi said bluntly, "It is against the law to rob tombs. The drone is still broadcasting live. If you dare to go out with these things, you will be jailed!"
Shen Lan looked stunned.
He turned to look at the drone not far away, picked up a gold brick in his hand, and threw it at the drone, hoping to destroy it.
【Come here! Protect me, protect me quickly! 】
【! ! ! Shen Lan, you unruly man, try hitting me, I will call the police and arrest you right now! 】
[Silly thing, do you think everything will be fine if you smash the camera? The policeman will still find you! 】
Drone narrowly avoids gold bricks.
Seeing that the attack failed, Shen Lan wanted to continue, but a scream suddenly came from the underground palace.
The young tomb robber shouted in panic, "Why is the lid of this crystal coffin open? I remember it was sealed last time I came here! The body of the concubine inside is still missing!"
(End of chapter)